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MALIGNANTGuest:
Dem never do you something!
You won't understand.
In Some Years to come, This same NSOFOR will return to Nigeria to marry a Nigerian Lady.
It's always the case.

I've dated one before.

Their love is real and genuine.

I love white ladies

Tolotolo

U dey look for ur own

Yes o

It's happened with a lady older thank me.

I was 26 she was 36, but I never let her know I was younger because I acted like I was same age with her .

Got in talk with her, few weeks later I told her i would love to see her in my Crip, she was like no she can't come to my Crip on the first date, we argued and finally we agreed to book a hotel which I did.

On that faithful day, she brought big banana with bottle of gradnut, na there i know say I have a Darby match .

We got talking and laughing, banny enter bathroom to bath, came out with just towel, we begin match, as for me I only go 3 rounds and nothing else . Banny Sabi, after first, second and third round, girl still want more .

I was like oh my goodness in my mind, but I no wan show am for face, I managed to go 4th round that took like forever, after that banny still want more but want to go get something outside before another round.

Na there me reason banny say I wan go give person something say me dey come back because we re supposed to sleep over.

Oh boy me enter next available cap and zoom off, banny called and called I no pick, finally I picked and told her that it was an emergency and I have to travel but will be back in 3 days time.

After 3 days she still dey call if I don come back, na so I give excuse till she decodes my stricks .


Her sexual strength no be here my brethren.

Thank God for my lifeon that day if not I for do strong man die when my time never reach

Some girls na madness when it comes to sex.

Still waiting to see how to turn a woman's request down.

Johndagr8t:
lol...ar no fit ask girl out!!
ar no get money nd I no like wahala, but you are actually right bro I think she ashame of hersef

#sobad

you mustn't take her to an eatery or expensive place before u know you've asked her out.

U can walk with her on foot for few minutes and talk to her, not necessary u must talk about ur feeling it hers, u could something else, believe it'll boast her esteem.


Go go go boy

Na u cause am na,

Girl wey dey give u green light on a steady but u choose to ignore her for every chance and attempt she made.

Now she's ashamed of her self and couldn't look at u again or even cross ur part.

If the case is to be reversed the other way round, I know u would come here to rant on how stupid and myopic 9ja babes are.

Oga go ask her out and ignite the flow again

Teach from 8am to 2pm

Bike form 3pm to 6pm

Op said she's her all,


On all her na, this this one o.

People keep saying there are many girls out there just like many fishes in the water,

But no be every girl u date u go fit marry, neither are all fishes in the water u catch u fit chop.

The only time u go no say woman no dey na when u re fully ready to marry, na that time u go no say woman no dey because ur eyes go don clean.

Lilith is Devils LovePeddler.!!

And plz stop watching American films,

That's all I have to say.!!

Only God have the power of repetitive dreams which boldly speak seriously on something.

Dreams denotes a lot of things, it could not be u actually, it could be ur family or someone u love or close to, though the message is passed through u.

God reveals to his own to expose the plans of the wicked one's against them be it present or future.

Money is a dominant factor when it has to do with human and represent power in our physical world. Also it's an exchange of a thing for something,

I can't be 50% sure of this, but u have to be careful with ur dealings with ur family, friends and clients that might cause an unsolvable problem which might lead to an everlasting scare on u.

The best and only way u can avoid/solve whatever thing ur dream may denotes whether u understand it or not is prayers, there's nothing it cannot do.

angelfallz:
Tianshi menhh!! Tianshi was mad!
My mum actually went to Dubai, London, New York, she even won the BMW car too.

Tianshi was the best network marketing business ever.

Even my mom too,

I was little then but I know she was into it as she would always traveled.

The glory of these networking business has long gone.

I would say it was those that started it in late 90ths and early 2000 enjoyed it most, more especially products like TIANSHI, etc.

But now it's more of a slave work with unattainable promises.

Monkey dey work baboon dey chop.

U Still dreaming,


Gerarahere.!

FFK never understand what he is into yet,

Clear conscience fears no accusation.

He's now reporting himself before the public.

Op have a strong sense of smell, maybe 3x stronger than a normal nose should sense.

This sense of smell is mostly for animals in the wild which they use to smell and dictate preys, pradetors, caucuses, and even smell stuffs beaneths.. Dogs come to mind .

It has a name the scientist calls it but I can't remember it,

Make some research, or u see a professional doctor for help, it ain't any spiritual problem.

MufasaLion:

Dude!!!

former simp turn to redpiller

Sanmel:
You're mean

wasn't before.

InTheCloudySky:
Lols, this entire post is hilarious

Because u can relate, yes..?

SmellySperm:
So accurate. Former simp spotted

Bro forget, u no go understand.

Nothing like true love with 9ja babes

I'd rather marry a white girl than a 9ja babe, period.!!

This one dey under kanyamata

Stop playing bet9ja,

More especially virtual bet.

It goes like this.!!

Boy:- how are u doing babe?

Girl:- I'm fine o,

Boy:- how ur side na?

Girl:- nothing much o, just here. (With a sad emoji face) .

Redpiller:- don't worry you'll be fine soon.

End of discussion.

But for SIMPs.-

Boy:- ahh wetin happen na?

Girl:- I'm hungry ,

Boy:- ahh u never chop or u no get food?

Girl:- no food to eat,

SIMP:- ok how are we going to do it now? How can I reach u?

Girl:- smile with love emoji , any how u want to.

SIMP:- on seeing the love emoji smiles like goat wey dey for fire, ok plz send me ur account no.

Girl:- 0000000000 first bank, with double love emoji.

SIMP:- on seeing double love emoji, piam the mumu don run transfer.

SIMP: baby I just do u 5k now, plz manage it ok.

Girl:- oh u re a darling with kiss emoji, thank u.

Girl:- I've seen it o.

SIMP:- ok, plz make sure u eat ok, u know u re too beautiful to be hungry with goat smile on his face .

Girl:- ok dear, I'll text u later let me go and find something to eat, bye with no love or kiss emoji.

SIMP: ok baby, I'll call to check on u later ok, be careful and safe with idiot goat smile

End of discussion till after a week or so before the girl go reply am for another one.

Mugus everywhere..!

SPIT.!!!

I don tire to dey comment in 9ja matter

brightisodje:
you are right. I don't like condom that's why I stick to one partner. but masturbation is the worse sex ever. you get weak like you had ten rounds of sex for only one round of masterbation

That's because u re trying to sex ur self by creating another imaginary partner which requires lots of energy and concentration from u, which is why u re weak and faint the moment u re done and sometimes become hungrier than usual.

Masturbation ain't good for a bit.

joinpreneur:
Wow. It is well.
(Victims) Their next plan should be how to move on, they shouldn't waste more energy on lamentations, please. The deed is done. Life goes on still.

May God provide for them to sustain and continue with life.

Others should do their findings well before acquiring any property.

Look how easy for u to say for to move on,

I bet don't even know what it is to lose 100k talk more of a property with millions if not Bills.

dmbb:
Ipob terrorists are in the habits of building houses in our Cities without due process and when the house is demolished you see the useless crying. When we tell them to go to their Yeast terrorists infested biafla they will not agree

And u can't do without them,

No be juju be that

Downey:
Home of Idolatry, Estate of Notorious Sinner's... I believe this is good for them.

U don't need to go to a native doctor or fly in the night before u can know u re a witch.

Naturally u are one, SPIT..!