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Which country you dey?

Chicagoesontop:
Me i want to come back ooo, if the world wan end make i dey my place make it end !!!

Not exagerrated, i live in portlaoise, the money been paid is 350 euro a week.




quote author=confluence post=87970349]I am currently in Ireland County Meath area, OP exaggerate how much that is currently being paid to people to cushion the harsh effect of the conrona virus on Businesses .I think is around 200 euro also per week, this is is to go on for the next six weeks.
No doubt Nigeria is screwed up , I Weep for my Country, how did we get it wrong?[/quote]

This morning i witness, to my dismay the demolition of popular APC chieftain, Comrade Tony Kabaka Hotel demolished.

Governor Obaseki made good his threat at last.

Hmmmmm

Nice one

The Federal Capital Territory command of the Nigerian police has detained, former World bank VP and Coordinator of Bring Back Our Girls movement, Oby Ezekwesili and other members of her movement during a sit-out at the Unity Fountain in Abuja.
Police sources said Oby and other protesters who embarked on a protest today were rounded up and taken to the FCT police headquarters because they had not been granted permission to embark on a protest today. Oby and members of her team were seen sitting on the floor in front of the FCT police command stating they were being held hostage by the police.

A police source at the Inspector general of Police said the IG of Police, Ibrahim Idris has ordered their release.


http://saharareporters.com/2018/01/23/police-detain-bringbackourgirls-leader-oby-ezekwesili

Idiot , have you bought water from him before.?

succyblinks:
He moves with a convoy of securities but sells band and water for protection to his members, lemme be looking at them practicing their religion

@nwaamakpe the Doctor said Two in the morning and two in the evening, u ve overtaken the dose. Idiot.

NwaAmaikpe:



MORE FACTS ABOUT BENIN-CITY

It is the capital of Witchcraft

Every home has a family member in Italy or Libya, prostituting.

Every family is fetish and has a deity.

Most houses are managed by landladies who have killed their husbands.

The Oba of Benin is worshipped by every family. He is more respected than God.

Every day, girls are bathed publicly at the Ikpobha river in oath-taking rituals or spiritual cleansing.

The stench of iniquity is so strong that the monarch always closes his nose in public.

Every house painted white and blue belongs to the Esama of Benin, Chief Gabriel Igbinedion.

Every junction is adorned with pots of sacrifice.

Hmmmmm ok

Consult your YouTube for the video of the ceremony ....president Trump sent a representative.

Video: American Govt. grants Apostle Suleman highest non-resident Honorary Citizenship award.

General Overseer of Omega Fire Ministries International, Apostle Johnson Suleman was, earlier today, conferred with an ‘Award and Key Of The State of South Carolina’ which is a Honorary Citizenship by the state of South Carolina, United States of America.

The event took place at the Faithful Centre Bible Church, Inglewood, California where Apostle Suleman is holding the region’s edition of his ministry’s life-changing crusade tagged ‘Help From Above’, which holds between Tuesday, 20th and Wednesday 21st June, 2017.

Leader of the delegation and Rep., John Richard C. King said the honour, which is the highest given to non-residents of South Carolina was sequel to approval of the House of Representatives of the State in recognition of Apostle Suleman’s contribution to humanity.

“Apostle Suleman won this highest honor not only because he is noted as a great social worker with outstanding performances in outreach programmes but also his passion for giving without borders”

The Policeman is a Christian that understand that the Battle is spiritual and not physical battles.

Una never see anything......this is how many Yahoo plus guys will jump inside lagoon by the year 2020, some will enter ikpoba River, osun river, Onitsha river and river Niger and Benue......watch out.... Tony come, come here...tell me wetin u go do for Ghana

Seriously, they should take this Girl first for a psychiatric evaluation to check her mental status, if she wasn't mad before all these allegations, I think right now she is not too mentally OK, at this early stage it can be managed.

My advice though....

“In Less than 24hr the truth shall be exposed, You can’t bring me down” Apostle Suleman Speaks
Fiery clergy, Apostle Johnson Sulemman has finally opened up on the sexual allegation levied against him by Stephanie. During the on going ministers conference at Auchi in Edo state this afternoon he said God told him that in less than 24 hours marine spirit and their agents will be exposed and the truth about the allegation be revealed.
“In less than 24 hours marine will be disgraced publicly. In 24 hours, the truth will be exposed. They will be disappointed along with their representatives. And they will know that I Am That I Am has sent me. We don’t fight with our mouth but on our knees. You can’t do certain things and still carry the anointing we carry. Put your ears down. If am true or not true, if am real or not real, 24 hours. I am a tough person, You can’t bring me down. They should get a better agent who is more presentable that people would easily believe….”

Master Maestro or whatever you are call...u r such a miserable idiotic Homo erectus, I pity the day u were born , for you to open your stinky proboscis and talked against a servant of God.

Watch from henceforth , how you ll gradually go down in your endeavours and without remedy, my sympathy to your entire family, they just loose a suppose Good Son.

mastermaestro:
Shut up!!! Everyone wise person knows that he is into such filth, but that is not my grouse. My grouse is his foolishness. He has failed to manage a simple issue. Now it is an international embarrassment to him and the Pentecostal movement.

All this stupid social media defence won't wash the dirt away. He should go and settle out of court with Steph. Simple!

I laugh in Greek, Miss. Otobo, Festus keyamo and the Sahara reporters is about to put an end to their career, An apology from them to Apostle Suleman and the Omega Church will put an end to impending doom.

My advice though... .what an elder sees when seated , a child can't see , even though he/she climbs the sycamore tree.

The will of God for US was Hillary, as long as man still has a right to decide and they choose Trump, God permitted their will, it wasn't a fake vision, it was real , from God, God shewed me Hillary as the next president and said this is his will, Man has a right of choice.

Don't know why I keep having this strong feelings that the chibok ordeal is a scam and script been played.

THE OTHER ROOM

The other room
Where a woman pretends
To be weak
So that a man
Can believe he is strong
Where a woman pretends
To be foolish
So that a man
Can say he is wise
Where a woman stoops
So that a man can conquer.

The other room
Where gods of men
Become worshippers of women
Where leaders of thought
Become minions
Of the bleeders of blood
Where wielders of power
Succumb to power.

The other room
Where the brashness of testosterone
Yields to the bra straps of estrogen
Where the bravado of masculinity
Is tamed by the wiles of femininity
Where the turgid
Becomes the flaccid

Three rooms
In a house
One in which a man
Believes he is king
Two in which
He realises
A woman is God!

So true

Can somebody please evaluate the approximate cost of Aso Rock...I am not buying it..I just want to know it's worth.

Op . Gerrahiamen. This post was plagiarised from a post in December 2015.

https://www.nairaland.com/2815882/travails-marrying-late.

If it is the same person with different name , what about ur age...are u still 37 years now and last year?

My Friend get out here. I know u will blame me for wrong full insertion.

proddey:
I am a 37 year old bachelor and I must confess that never in my wildest dreams did I ever imagine that someday I would be desperate to get married. When I was in my twenties, I used to hear of desperation amongst ladies to get married but I never clearly understood the feeling. I felt only ladies become desperate to get married; I never knew that guys also become desperate at a particular age.

Once a 35 yr old single lady in my former office was crying in the office. She refused to speak on the reason why she was crying until she eventually opened up to one of my colleagues to say that she feels like she might never get married again. Apparently she had tried all she could but no one seems to be interested in her hand in marriage. It was actually quite amusing to me because I used to think that we all have the ability to control our emotions regardless of what we are passing through.

Everything changed about me when I turned 34. One day I was on my bed in my bedroom and suddenly I felt a rush of emotions come upon me so strongly that all of a sudden I just began to realise that I was desperate to get married. I really can’t explain what happened to me that day; you need to actually experience it to know what I’m talking about. By the following year the desperate feeling became like torture and the loneliness was so depressing. I could no longer bear it when I attended weddings to see other young couples getting married. I could no longer stand it when I hear people discussing marriage or weddings around me; I would just stylishly excuse myself from their midst.

In my office they nicknamed me "the oldest bachelor". Trust me, I really don’t find that nickname funny at all. Even when people innocently ask "Hey, why are you not yet married?" or "what are u waiting for?" These are questions that I just can't take emotionally. Naija peeps could be so insensitive at times! I’ve had two ladies tell me that they cried on their 30th birthday because they never ever imagined that they’d still be single at age 30.

I must confess that when I go to church these days, I barely pay attention to what is being preached. Instead my eyes just keep roaming round the church checking out all the single ladies to see which one of them I can poach on immediately after service.

I was meant to travel to the U.S seven years ago but I decided not to because I felt my chances of marrying a Nigerian lady would be higher if I remained in Nigeria. Seven years has passed and still nothing nothing. For those of you who feel changing location, like returning back to Nigeria, would increase your chances of finding a spouse, it is not guaranteed, you had better just remained where you are. Your spouse would locate you there. Your life must continue and you shouldn’t make decisions around finding a partner.

For those of you who got married early or who are still young so you never experienced the pressure to get married, you really don’t know what matured singles are passing through. Sometimes, you find yourself thinking too much and the thoughts can really weigh you down. Matured single ladies cry a lot.

If me as a guy could be feeling like this, I can only imagine what the ladies are passing through emotionally and psychologically. I know that ladies feel the pressure much more. At least we guys don’t have our biological clocks to think about. It gets to a stage that your parents will stop disturbing you to get married, they’ll now start praying for you.

For those of you reading my post, it is my prayer that you all get married at the right time and age and particularly to the right person so that you don't have to pass through the emotions of desperation to get married.

Ministry of Walks

Something tells me this story is not True.....it's arrange for Emmy to get publicity...

Just want to make common sense.

Do you know?
1.) *GOOGLE* - Global Organization Of Oriented Group Language Of Earth.
2.) *YAHOO* - Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle.
3.) *WINDOW* - Wide Interactive Network Development for Office work Solution.
4.) *COMPUTER* - Common Oriented Machine Particularly United and used under Technical and Educational Research.
5.) *VIRUS* - Vital Information Resources Under Siege.
6.) *UMTS* - Universal Mobile Telecommunicati ons System.
7.) *AMOLED* - Active-matrix organic light-emitting diode.
8.) *OLED* - Organic light-emitting diode.
9.) *IMEI* - International Mobile Equipment Identity.
10.) *ESN* - Electronic Serial Number.
11.) *UPS* - Uninterruptible power supply.
12. *HDMI* - High-Definition Multimedia Interface.
13.) *VPN* - Virtual private network.
14.) *APN* - Access Point Name.
15.) *SIM* - Subscriber Identity Module.
16.) *LED* - Light emitting diode.
17.) *DLNA* - Digital Living Network Alliance.
18.) *RAM* - Random access memory.
19.) *ROM* - Read only memory.
20.) *VGA* - Video Graphics Array.
21.) *QVGA* - Quarter Video Graphics Array.
22.) *WVGA* - Wide video graphics array.
23.) *WXGA* - Widescreen Extended Graphics Array.
24.) *USB* - Universal serial Bus.
25.) *WLAN* - Wireless Local Area Network.
26.) *PPI* - Pixels Per Inch.
27.) *LCD* - Liquid Crystal Display.
28.) *HSDPA* - High speed down-link packet access.
29.) *HSUPA* - High-Speed Uplink Packet Access.
30.) *HSPA* - High Speed Packet Access.
31.) *GPRS* - General Packet Radio Service.
32.) *EDGE* - Enhanced Data Rates for Globa Evolution.
33.) *NFC* - Near field communication.
34.) *OTG* - On-the-go.
35.) *S-LCD* - Super Liquid Crystal Display.
36.) *O.S* - Operating system.
37.) *SNS* - Social network service.
38.) *H.S* - HOTSPOT.
39.) *P.O.I* - Point of interest.
40.) *GPS* - Global Positioning System.
41.) *DVD* - Digital Video Disk.
42.) *DTP* - Desk top publishing.
43.) *DNSE* - Digital natural sound engine.
44.) *OVI* - Ohio Video Intranet.
45.) *CDMA* - Code Division Multiple Access.
46.) *WCDMA* - Wide-band Code Division Multiple Access.
47.) *GSM* - Global System for Mobile Communications.
48.) *WI-FI* - Wireless Fidelity.
49.) *DIVX* - Digital internet video access.
50.) *APK* - Authenticated public key.
51.) *J2ME* - Java 2 micro edition.
52.) *SIS* - Installation source.
53.) *DELL* - Digital electronic link library.
54.) *ACER* - Acquisition Collaboration Experimentation Reflection.
55.) *RSS* - Really simple syndication.
56.) *TFT* - Thin film transistor.
57.) *AMR*- Adaptive Multi-Rate.
58.) *MPEG* - moving pictures experts group.
59.) *IVRS* - Interactive Voice Response System.
60.) *HP* - Hewlett Packard.

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I know what to do..to bring down the Dollar to 199 per dollar

What's wrong with this Emefiele.

Something tells me, this story is not true!!!

My Broda. Change that your moniker otherwise poverty is inevitable in your life says the Lord.

Poorboy:
Hmmm even as i poor so, last thing on my mind na to steal... Brother's & Sister's to thief no good ooo, if u b thief you go only read dis message pass without clicking like to dis comment.

Funny photo, when APC come to preach Change in 2019.

Good

You go marry small Girl as wife, how she nor go cry.
Go marry ladies of 36 - 38 years na she go dey pet you , tell you say make u no cry.

Even if tears wan come her face, na she go tell tears say no be today ooo, e don tell wey I dey cry make man come, so tears arrange yaself