₦airaland Forum

ceejay80s: So?
If dem fit owe me 3months 18k minimum wage for naija, why dem no fit owe keshi 5M 5months

na now i understand why u dey always bak like dog wen born 1 pekin

adisa_segun: Corruption can never stop in this country, you mean 10million naira was set aside for the management of the website? Seun are you there? Please how much did you set aside for the management of Nairaland?

Are u a leaner? No be this country them use millions take open email account for yahoo, my friend get use to it, na oyel money we get for here, my prayer na say make God make me use mistake enter govt. Na sorry for niger, my looting no go be here

kevoh: It's batch and not 'badge' , at least if you are going to scam people do it intelligently.

Chai, why u spoil market for this boy now?

Let the IG of this criminals in uniform men resign, i don tire to hear all this useless people news, police shut, police allege innocent man of murder, police this and that, Nigeria police, may ombatese visit una again, na them be una cure

Which one be "vegetable state" agaain now, abeg any native doctor in the houz fit explain wetin that one mean?


Abeg make una leave this man make e rest, he don try wella

Lordave: abeg biko ejorh pass me just half shot of Alo.. I take koko beg you...

Okay just collect from mama bose wit my name, if she get leg fish pepper soup, use am step am down, bills on me

So every dick n harry they threaten us now? By the time we declare SOE on this people now some jobless amnesty international and Tinubu go come say rubbish, no yawa i just sitdown wit my alomo kasapreko from that country when their economy they compete with lagos state they wait wetin won happen after 72 hrs

.police again, make them no worry, ombatese they come for them, they know how to deal with them

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I no fit waiste megabite take watch the video, but i know say the thread no be for me, abi road block don dey up ni? Na private jet tins me take dey roll now, thank God say i no be poor man









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Emiru: LIES!


The gurL no fine one bit. Wake up and come to reality, abeg make we talk true.

It'z like some of us are mistaking CHIDINMA (MTN PROJECT FAME/JANKOLIKOKO) TO CHIDYNMA... Please correct yhur errors, they are different persons!!
Buh una know say this gurl no fine sha

Guy u won make i give u upper cut for this poo when u write here, na my babe u dey use mouth finish like this, my friend seek caution and apply do well, else the gods

dedons: What a useless thread













How does dis stop me from making heaven

U don skip ur drugs again, anyway just a reminder, ur place for hell fire dey wait u even before them born u

lepasharon: who is she i havent heard of her ??

My ex, i dumped her for tonto dicKe, she sings fuji, and one crazygod and awilo deejay want to snatch her from me

crazygod: OMG..... Dis gurl is beautiful

The god must really be crazy, my friend mind your mouth, this girl don already be my girl friend for this thread, make una no follow me drag am

deejay_harry1: dis gal fine allah

Guy respect urself now, why u dey crush on my girl friend?

booqee: Wey all these nairalanders for edo camp sef?? U no wan meet??

Make we meet for mami market this night after lights out

With players like Ideye, Akpala, and the useless Mohammed keshi introduced in the game against uruguay we dont even deserve to be on that list

SimonAndal: I might not know how the NYSC operates, but don't corpers leave the camp after 1 month? Dafuq was she doing dancing in camp after 4 MONTHS?

Come u dey crase? Dint u read the article or them fence ur eye, she passed and and may be their cds was invited to teach the corp members in orientation camp dacing, wetin too big for ur brain there?

Can they just scrap this nysc ( national year of sex and comforn ) with PPA ( Place of promiscous activity ) i still do not know the reason for this shit even thou am currently in the programme

fubbyy: and if to say both of you are not nairalanders you 4 give am phuck but since both of you are members here I know say you no go gree for the fear of him singing it here...lol

LOL, badt guy

icoolj: U guys just be exaggerating...akwa ibom camp isn't all that bubbling. I've got loads of friends der.
I must confess NYSC camp isn't as cool as we were told. Its stressful! Its an experience though. But I see camp as a bloody waste of time.
I am presently in Gombe,Mallam sidi camp. In d lecture hall, ready for sleep round 4!
Wish y'all all za best! Xoxo

Lol, what where you expecting in GOMBE? My friend just park well there, when your mate dey runs their posting go akwa, calabar, oyo, Osun Edo, ou fold ur hands dey look, now u dey give ur self hope thinking say other camp would be dull as urs, keep ranting you don from gombe know say akwa camp no bubble, ur friends must be a learner, am not in the camp thou, but frm the news we've gotten so far, it's no dulling moment there, beside if you gat r chizz and swag, camp won't be dull for u, not like I enjoyed mine anyway

I'm still waiting for the day I will actually use x² + y +8 [(x + 2y ² = a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z = 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9 in real life.

Until then make book go boil beans, but shaa congrat to the guy,

But i no want make i be genius like this, i want make people hear my name say i loot 80 billion then efcc go arrest me then judge go say make i pay 750k as bail,all this academic guru no dey go anywhere, dem dey manage buy one car and one house, if u say na lie ask patrick obayangbon, while e mate dey strike deal and dey sign paper take loot million and billions, em go dey house dey burn mid night candle on latin dictionary when e won take entertain e audience for house, when he talks the real men when dey chop the oyel money for the house go dey laugh am say see the mumu, God abeg give me like good luck jonathan or dangote brain, go school small, then make plenty money, i no get time to read any yeye book again

This go only increse the demnd for joy soap and lotion, if in Nigeria



Mean while, my partner no dey, the time when i go use take dance atilogun wit another okpeke nai i go take dey studio dey hear one kind sound frm pillow, abeg make them invent the god damn meter make we take dey check hw many times all this girls go play away for our absent which one be heaart beat aagain. Or all this oyibo nor know say

No true feelings these days. Hearts are now [ Made In China ]

What did u yobo do for this country that made this gov. Wont to name such a project after him? Very soon another ogogoro governor would name one project after Ideye or Kaita, btw, wetin dem won use 4.3 billion do so?

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Moral, moral, moral


Hope yall having a nice time in ur different camps, all the best, sexy ladies and rude men, camp is once in a life time so make good use of it

I talk am, no wonder no body normal for lagos, hw u go dey stay ikotun dey work for island, dey hold up till 11pm, eat 11:30 aand sleep 12:00 then wake up 4am they go work. Nai make all of them dey crase up nd down, shout like dog when born only one pekin

























































Who ever write this rubbish need go relax for yaba left