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eriegua83: I Pity the bride-to-be nd her mother, what a trauma before the wedding. I pray they realise them b4 d wedding.

God purnish u, 3 people where abducted and u could sy is u pity 2, wht happened to d driver? Or the lives of those corrupt chief judge daughter and wife is more important than d driver abi?olodo

Obahiagbon is guilty of rule 21, seun pls ban obhiagbon

Did the human rights camera record this act? Will the US team remember to investigate this, will buhari condemn this act? Where is the Northern animal elders, oya come and see what your animal children and almajiri children hv done to security men deployed to protect them.





If Goodluck do not divide this nation by 2015, I will use my last blood to campaign against him, let this people go form their country with their desert land now, which kind by force marriage be this, Lugard, u no go know peace anywhere you dey

gboss4sure: Someone tell me this is a lie? How can 2 military birds clash in a space of 1 week?

It's a lie




My guy park well, I go just free you because of the 21 20 commandment

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I give seun 24 hours to review this rules, else




















I go open another account.










Tho I walk true the valley, the lord will protect this post from the hand of every dictator

20'man shall for that day if you cross my lane o, all your man go fall that day if you cross my lane o o! Back to the matter,


@op, no vex, since na still within the family, at least of the Pekin no be ur own, e go be your family friend own, shit happens, but thunder fire that harlot mama and papa, hope you no pay bride price for the dog head?



Btw, Hw man go dey, e no dey cheat on e wife, nai cos this rubbish,if to say ur wife know say e husband na acabeli she for comport

Ijogz K: Who's Seun?

He's full name seun gumi, he's the boko haram spoke man of NL, him and the his other members of boko haram on this forum have been agitating for the Islamisation of nairaland, they want to turn the forum to SHARIALAND.





Seun, incase u want to ban me, please notify me so I can submit my other accounts I have with this forum, u never become gov. Or president, you don dey act like dictator, if u r thinking u hv attain the height of success,mor the rubber wen. Dey put money don full, remember notin wey go up wen no go everly come down, people come here to have fun, not like everyone relies on this forum to get first hand information, e.g I have bbc. CNN, algezera on my iPad, and I receive notification of news immediately its updated on the site, most times people hv read abt news before it will make it to the front page on NL, but they just come to interact and diss each other, thats the fun, check the longest page of NL if it's not the pages people diss and criticise each other, 80 percent of people that comment here don't really mean wht they say, its just for the fun of it, if I say anything wrong abt Islam for example, not like I hate the religion or worshipers my flat mate is a Muslim, am even typing from he's room, so note people just come here to have fun not like they don't hv better things to do, watch it when setting rules, remember there Other site begging for members, incase you think you hv monopolies social media.


Mean while I pray Allah protect this my post and account from every wicked MOD, that want to ban or hide my post

What are they looking for in Northern Nigeria Nigerien

I duff my hat for this brave and fearless young men whom took it upon themselves to defend their fatherland, RIP brothers, its better on the other side

ogusbaba1: [P Square’s Second Baby's Mother Hold In London Hospital Over Unpaid Hospital Bill
Nigeria’s hip hop sensation, P Square (real name Paul Okoye), has reportedly abandoned the mother of his second baby in a London hospital where the woman recently gave birth to the entertainer’s baby.

A few weeks after welcoming his first new born baby in Atlanta, P Square – who is also known as P2 – had another baby delivered for him in a London hospital by a former beauty pageant contestant. However, this time, P Square has refused to claim paternal responsibility for the baby boy.

SaharaReporters learnt that the new baby’s mother is Elshama Benson Igbanoi, a 19-year-old and former Miss Plateau State. Our sources disclosed that she gave birth at the Queen Charlotte and Chelsea Hospital on Du Cane Road, London W12 0HS.

Our sources said the new mother had been in touch with P2, but he had not been forthcoming beyond telling her that he plans to arrive in London for a DNA test to ascertain paternity. SaharaReporters spoke to the woman’s father, Benson Igbanoi, in Abuja. Mr. Igbanoi stated that his daughter was faithful to the musician. He also revealed that he had sent several emails to P Square concerning his daughter’s pregnancy for him, but had received no response.

Another source said Elshama's family had contacted Paul Okoye's father and aunt to persuade the musician to accept responsibility for his baby.

Ms. Elshama insists that she never slept with any man except for P2, adding that she lost her virginity to him when she was 17 years old.

SaharaReporters learnt that the London hospital where she gave birth has not received any payments. “The hospital has been harassing both Elshama and her mother to pay hospital bills of over £5,000 that have been incurred,” said one source. The baby boy has been named Michelle Paul Okoye.

In a twist to the story, a source close to the former beauty queen said Ms. Elshama was a close friend to Anita, the other woman who gave birth to another baby for P2 a few weeks ago in Atlanta, Georgia.

Chai God purnish devil, so tey na d girl papa dey bomb ( yahoo ) psqaure and dey wait for reply, oga no vex maga no free pay

zeeziz: Posted to Agency for Mass education zone 4,went to d place 2day and was told dey don't come to d office on fridays,I am already discouraged sef,dis nysc don tire person.

So sowi darling, that why they call it one yr of selfless service, or you can also call it one yr of slavery to ur fatherland, btw where r u, i can offer u a place for ur PPA

Fphotographer: So we with d biometric problm wats d way forward.... Fanx

Just continue your photographer bizness, skool no get gain this period for niger

iwanchop: It is clear these guys are not muslims,imagine one of them saying God will forgive them for killing innocent people and the other one saying he robbed a van and even a bank and shot people in the process.Did they read that from the holy Quran?These guys need to tell us which holy book they read and how and from where they got it.The Quran I know forbids killing innocent people and robbery.
These guys are not muslims.

My friend park well, if they are not reading Quran what then are they reading? may be Ababio,its you that need to stop turning your Quran upside down, cos i know everything they do is written in the holy book of war called Quran

NA WHO GET MB TO WAISTE, ABEG WHO EVER PLAY THE VIDEO MAKE E TELL ME WETIN HAPPEN, BTW. NO NEED JUST FRY THEM WITH JTF HOT BORIS CHIKENA

Toktee: Fish head,do you read my comment at all,or do you have problem with reading?

LOL, Em get phobia for reading

LET THEM EXTEND TO OTHER AREA, AND NEXT TIME, TRY TO KILL IN HUNDREDS AND THOUSANDS, PLEASE JTF/STF DONT INTRUDE, JUST ALLOW THEM WIPE OUT THEIR ANIMAL BROTHERS EASILY, AM SURE THEN, HELL RUFAI, LIER MUHHAMMED, AND OTHER NORTHERN ANIMALS AND BH APOLOGIST WOULD UNDERSTAND THAT THEY ARE NOT PUNISHING GEJ BUT THEIR LIVES AND THAT OF THEIR UNBORN CHILDREN.


CARRY GO BH, USELESS PEOPLE, E GET ONE ADAGE FOR MY PLACE WEY SAY, FAMILY NO DEY BUY JOIN PARENT PROPERTY SHARE GIVE E CHILDREN, NA THE REMAINS DEM GO MANAGE, WHEN NORTHERN ANIMALS COME BACK TO THEIR SENSES NA THE REMAIN DEM GO MANAGE, FIRE DOWN BOKO HARAM, ALLAH IS WITH YOU, DESTROY YOUR LAND

Chibuhealth: Since 2008? OMG ....this is disgusting.......and d reason why she is dont want to stay wit her husband is bcoz of d risk of getting pregnant and maybe after delivery,she might lose his stature.....nawaoooo....Ini Edo,u dnt knw wat u ar doing to urself i guess.

Let assume you had the opportunity of advising Ini - Edo, you sitting in front of her, and speaking all this jargons hw do you expect her to understand what you are saying, my friend park well



@OP, you dey crase? wetin cousine you, may be na distance marriage or bluetooth / wireless relationship, na computer age we dey now, anything fit happen

MAIDUWAT? WHICH COUNTRY IS THAT HELLFIRE?

Wey that stewpid DJ, come see picx wit celeb, wen suppose dey mke frong page! No be one fucking dj wey manage snap wit tonto dickk come dey disturb person for NL

@OP ur head is there

lorretta u: I don't like over-handsome dudes.need me some cool headed dude who won't think he's doing me a favor by being faithful to me cos plenty women are admiring him.I'd rather be with a guy who"ll adore and cherish me.these ones won't be like that.probably full of themselves.sorry.I'll pass.

hmmm, i concur

Shollypopz: Lol @ this thread

Woaw! WT.....!!

Hey, xup Shollypopz, Good morning

ItsModella: rhymz dey mad...who do you think is gonna read that epistle of yours?

IF YOU NO SABI READ AND WRITE YOU BLIND O, YOU WHERE BIG AGBADA UNDER DIGNITY NA WHEN YOU SABI READ AND WRITE AND SPEAK GOOD ENGLISH NA IM MAKE U COMPLETE PERSON, PIONEER ADULT SCHOOL OF READING AND WRITING GET BRANCHES EVERY WHERE FOR THE FEDERATION.

dont be a lazy fellow

Reduce intake of garriiiiii and more of carrot would help

THREAD CLOSED

50calibre: Dude just show now wan pick up chick, Na wah for guys oh!

was sagst du?

English is the official language nigga

ItsModella: She doesn't live in Nigeria. Since you're so smart, you should have figured that out.

I dont care if she's living in mars or jupiter, but first when i checked her profile i think i first saw Uk, then when i told her am in US, her profile suddenly changed to Tennessee, beside she dont look someone who gat any clue about US

onipanu: Lol. Dont worry shollypops. You can holla at me instead. I have shoes on shoes on shoes

shollypops, watch out








NA WASH

ItsModella: She doesn't live in Nigeria. Since you're so smart, you should have figured that out.

And that will add more naira to my bank account?

Texas.Cowgirl:
Sholly, stop and ignore the brown guy before this whole ish escalates. Trust me

what nonsense is this one yapping, escalates to what, we just having fun and am about singing out, it was nice chatting with you guyz

Shollypopz: I don't live in Nigeria, I wish I did though.
If you have any proof, pls post it on here.

This website is so weird
Ileke, do you know the brownlord dude is same as gysl1973??

You can keep lying to yourself, thanks guys, had lots of fun, learnt alot from you guys, but seriously need to step up your game

abiL: She was playing along too. Don't be getting excited over fûck all

Like seriously? well we still in month of april

Shollypopz: Lol, u live in Nigeria??

Hahahahaha I was wondering why anyone will post personal details so easily online??
Good laugh!

Yep live in 9ja and same with you, but not to worry my number is for real, you can reach me with it