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Romance / Re: Help!! Her Virginia smells by Brownoctopus: 5:14pm On Sep 30, 2021
siofra:


Eyah! Go and seek help and stop exposing yourself here smellysperm. It's not cool.
grin ;Dyou and smelly sperm no get work o,wetin be all dis editing na.
Abeg make una no kill person with laughter.
Crime / Re: UK Petrol Shortage: Stealing Of Gas And Petrol From Parked Cars On The Rise by Brownoctopus: 10:13am On Sep 27, 2021
BigDawsNet:


Let me give you scholarship but only UK
baba,if u get scholarship,your boy is loyal o.
Romance / Re: In Brazil Same-sex Relationship-marriage Is Legal(photos, Video) by Brownoctopus: 4:07pm On Sep 23, 2021
This dick head always posting Brazil this,Brazil that,we have no bleeps to give about Brazil,better go get a job and stop portraying your unindulating and animalistic unfortunate predicament and acting like a cock sucker and a pussy ass modafucka.
Romance / Re: +18: My Pre-wedding Pictures — To Be Deleted Soon by Brownoctopus: 3:04pm On Aug 12, 2021
Always creating foolish and unprecedented threads and littering nairaland with obnoxious and filthy rubbish.Its non of our business if you are gay ok,keep your tantrums to your lackadaisical self cause we ain't interested.

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Business / Re: Kano Bakers Threaten Indefinite Strike Over IRS, Others Flour Price Hike by Brownoctopus: 11:52am On Jun 24, 2021
Man shall not live by bread alone

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Career / Re: Prospect Of A Medical Doctor In The Armed Forces by Brownoctopus: 5:37pm On Jun 14, 2021
Omo this gal no go kill person with laughter, something dey tell me say u are calm natured,all this gra gra na online,u be big fool Sha, keep it up
sapphiere:
R.I.P in advance
Don't forget to give your ATM password to your wife or girlfriend. Because retrieving the dead's money from the bank is hard these days.

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Education / Re: ASUU: Crises & Strikes In Varsities Not Over by Brownoctopus: 9:01am On Jun 07, 2021
[u actually made no sensequote author=DuBLINGreenb post=102456855]Can't you see that university is not for you?
F.G privatise all universities allow them to make money whichever way they can or feel like and pay lecturers through fees and other ways cut the umbilical cord connecting universities to Government

University no fit Nigeria

If that can't be done close all Government universities and allow all university students to go abroad make arrangement with south Africa or Ghana or Kenya or Egypt to accept Nigerian student and subsidise school fees for Nigerians in those countries. And we will see the end of ASUU strikes and all that nonesense

That's all, I'm just trying to make common sense.[/quote]
Politics / Re: Military Technology Is Beyond Native Doctors’ Protection, APC Warns Youths by Brownoctopus: 5:21pm On Apr 25, 2021
grin grin
saphiere:
lalasticlala seun rule 2
angry
saphiere:
lalasticlala seun rule 2
the future is female
Politics / Re: Military Technology Is Beyond Native Doctors’ Protection, APC Warns Youths by Brownoctopus: 4:56pm On Apr 25, 2021
saphiere:
Lol. And such technology is yet to take down Book haram?

I really wish a woman was in power
something just dey tell me say this your feminism na just online
na your type dey get PhD in dick sucking.
Celebrities / Re: Ogudu Oluwanishola: The Love I Have For Chioma Is Inexplicable by Brownoctopus: 6:45pm On Apr 02, 2021
saphiere:
I think it's time women come together and support one another.

These men are out to steal, kill and destroy every girl's destiny but the Almighty God would frustrate their effort.

Davido, I redraw peace from you wherever you are. You shall have no peace until you do the needful.
your mumu never too muuuuch??

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Romance / Re: Your Men Are In My Prison Waiting For A Reply by Brownoctopus: 6:07pm On Mar 27, 2021
those men na mumu men,no b say u even fyn self with your eyes like a wayward owl

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Romance / Re: She's Married But She's Stalking Me by Brownoctopus: 12:23pm On Mar 24, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright......

Try to investigate if her bride price was paid....oh...lord....what am i even saying....you said she is married.....which means her bride price was paid..weeed...
Then if that is the case ......run o...
Like my grandfather will always say to me son....
always avoid another man's wife especially the woman whose bride price has been paid because the body of a woman is like heaven to the eyes
Hell to the soul(especially that of married women) And purgatory for the wallet ..
i thought he was done..then he called me again son....
Four things destroy a man easily...they are
1) greed
2) Pride
3)anger
4) LUST TOWARDS THE OPPOSITE SEX[ especially towards married women]
This guy u no get work I swear,I dey see your rubbish damn whatever for every thread
Lori iro
Investment / Re: Make Money Watching Videos(alert Proof) by Brownoctopus: 9:23pm On Feb 12, 2021
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Romance / Re: How Will You Spend Your Valentine's Day This Year? by Brownoctopus: 8:23pm On Feb 12, 2021
lovethchioma:
I'll be indoors. I don't know anywhere to go to in this Abuja. So it's going to be from church to the house.... and nothing more.
let me take u out baby and give you all the finest things in life.
Romance / Re: What Are The Websites You Check Everyday? by Brownoctopus: 10:45pm On Feb 03, 2021
longetivity:
pornhub

nairaland

Twitter
if u lyk,kill yourself with soapy
Romance / Re: Virgin At 20 Year Is It A Shame Or Something To Be Proud Of As A Guy by Brownoctopus: 12:21pm On Jan 30, 2021
Mikester:
No bros it isn't. In fact it's credible. I'm 21 and also a virgin.

Besides...
which proof u get
Education / Re: Buckinghamshire Teacher Who Had Sex With 15-Year-Old Demanded Sex 6 Times A Day by Brownoctopus: 11:14pm On Jan 29, 2021
sapphiere:
Hmmm. I'm speechless.
May God help us. The end is near.
the future is female
Romance / Re: Is It Right For A Man To Kneel Before Proposing To A Woman? by Brownoctopus: 5:35pm On Jan 29, 2021
Warrgidanairala:
Don't kneel to propose to me and I will serve you a surprised slap
lol,
I go just stand 3 meters away,throw the ring for your front and ask what's up,are u in.
Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Receives Second Dose Of COVID19 Vaccine (Photos) by Brownoctopus: 8:58am On Jan 28, 2021
waleademolaa:

I thought you guys said Bill Gates wants to kill you poor and miserable Africans who have nothing to offer to the world with vaccine, so what's your headache when u poor Africans won't be needing the vaccine but Atiku finds it useful
oga go sit down,no dey display your stupidity for broad day light
Romance / Re: Young Girl Beats Her Mother To Death For Infecting Her Boyfriend With Gonorrhea. by Brownoctopus: 11:18pm On Jan 27, 2021
the future is female
Celebrities / Re: Court Admits More Evidence In Naira Marley’s Fraud Trial by Brownoctopus: 10:55pm On Jan 27, 2021
sapphiere:
And NL boys want primary school pupils to emulate this guy.
all I know is that the future is female
Sports / Re: New Chelsea Manager Tuchel Already Planning A Reshuffle. See Changes by Brownoctopus: 2:53pm On Jan 27, 2021
RoRoo:
To be honest, without hiding any thoughts in my mind and without any lies, to tell the actual truth with my clear open mind and clean heart, expressing whatever is embedded inside me from a long time which I didn't say just because I was nervous but today by gathering all the courage and motivation I just want to say, thanks for reading �
na mumu u be,big one for that matter
Politics / Re: Girl Sells Her Day-old Baby For N10,000 After A Failed Attempt To Kill The Child by Brownoctopus: 2:37pm On Jan 27, 2021
all I know is that the future is female
Romance / Re: Why Girls Be Like This(photo) by Brownoctopus: 3:30pm On Jan 26, 2021
Nairalandwizerd:
who be you?
una be idiots I swear
Romance / Re: Meet Ellie, Intersex Girl (pics) by Brownoctopus: 12:21pm On Jan 26, 2021
shey u say u are taking a break? abeg swerve and no dey post intersex crap, it's disgusting.
Romance / Re: Women Celebrates Penis In Japan.(pics). by Brownoctopus: 8:28pm On Jan 24, 2021
Queenslander:
smh, I see you've already concluded,.. i guess your one of those people who know me more than I even know myself!!
aunty,every girl like preeq,no dey pretend grin
Queenslander:
smh, I see you've already concluded,.. i guess your one of those people who know me more than I even know myself!!
aunty,every girl like preeq,no dey pretend

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Romance / Re: repent by Brownoctopus: 7:34pm On Jan 24, 2021
mtcheew,next story abeg

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