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carlcar2012:
anytime I send text message to my boyfriend I don't bother prof reading because he is my guy. but the problem now is what if he thinks I suck in English? because we talk with pidgin English a lot.
i am totally screwed . I showed a friend message I sent to him and my friend was like I can destroy English.I am ashamed of my self what should I do.?

What a lie!

That Yul guy na scammer.

Probe the terrorists. Call a spade a spade.

She doesn't live in Nigeria. That's why she can talk anyhow.

Don't let her turn you to mumu. If she doesn't want to be your girlfriend carry your market comot. There are many fishes in the sea.

Mhizkel:
Mine is bigger tho!

Checks her profile pic.....

This is getting interesting. Haters can jump into the lagoon

shawnfamous:
Pple these days can lie jst 2 mk front page! Sm1 hu d operation is been carried on is awake and d surgeon askd him to hold torch while d operation goes on? In T.B joshua's voice! ''And The both of u re liers,u Guys deserve medals: Gold for d victim and a silver for d OP''

Lol. It is possible. Calm down

He should be happy. Congratulations.

Dark chics don suffer.

Hmmmm nice lips.

What she is saying is obvious.

That's very short.

Never knew there's anything like "standard" boobs.

Lol. I was like that once. Now I just concentrate on making my money. Never had a demanding babe before. I don't even let them become friends much less girlfriends.

Why do you sh*t once in a while? Why do you sleep once in a while? Why are you dumb once in a while?

lordhugo:
[size=30pt]Enough of the derailing![/size]

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Lol. There is no topic na. Na chat room we dey so.

Zenayia:
Hello guys! I have heard a lot about u and how crazily upbeat this particular section in this forum is. I have been a guest for sometime now and have some physical friends who frequent here too.

So, shoutout to you girls! Am here, happy now?

Anyways just want to get to know you all and have fun. Oh, and yeah, i dont take s.hit from no body .

So hello! A new badt girl is in town

All these multiple accounts sef.

Aigbofa:
Too much scarface type of movies.

I tell you. Mafia movies dey deceive people. Nigerians don't have mafia status in the US. If you do anyhow you go see anyhow.

Rossikk:
Dude pls shut up. You don't know the US. There are THOUSANDS of drug lords currently sitting tight and comfy from Florida to Vegas with nobody bothering them. Most police drug stings target couriers and small fry, not the dons. Tinubu is a don. That is why he walks free.

You watch to much movies.

One thing I am certain of is the US cannot and will not let a drug dealer go without a publicised indictment. You think it's Nigeria where they'll ask you to pay 750k after stealing 192 billion? You think it is corrupt EFCC we are talking about?

What the paper has shown here is a tax case. He saved in their bank and the government wanted to tax him.

I thought they had convincing evidence not just a good storyline. Waste of time.

Hatchet writers.

MizMyColi:
Guys have a natural inclination towards recklessness!

Women have a natural inclination towards gold digging, rudeness, selfishness and general wickedness

But I'm not complaining.... they should just let us live long abeg.

Na wa o. Na fight?

She is like PEJ. Total support for her husband.

Buhari would not even need to lift a finger. The senate and house of reps will probe all the necessary cases and the courts will take it up.

Stop shouting Buhari up and down.

A foolish woman will truly agree with this.

You guys don't know that stealing is not corruption. Case closed.

I am calm as Nigeria is getting broke by the day because of embezzlement. Once Buhari is sworn in he would need a lot of fund to run his government. He'd have to visit these cases or borrow from the world bank. I believe borrowing will not be in his dictionary for now.

Trillions could be recovered.



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Do you want him to offend your brothers again after defeating GEJ?

We all remember how much Dora was hated cos she took steps against kingpins from her region.

Talk to your brothers.

3. The desperate spinster

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She'd believe that abusive, lying, cheat when he says "I want to marry you". Then she'd sleep with him a few times and.... sorry, game over.

barcanista:
So buhari will by himself "impeach" Mimiko? You Buharists could be dumb sha

Lol. Now way. You can't be this dumb. Did you read his comment at all? I wonder where Buhari came up in the discussion. Guy relax. Election is not war. PDP lost the presidency weeks ago. Get over it.

This is how some influential bullies will get elected as Head boys. Some teachers will try to rig sef.

Twisted country.