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PoliticsRe: Mai Tangale Stool: 3 Killed, Property Destroyed As Crisis Deepens by BruncleZuma: 1:53pm On Feb 21, 2021
All for kingdom when no dey exist...as e no get mouth for governance.
PoliticsRe: Fani-Kayode: I Am A Lion That Cannot Be Caged by BruncleZuma: 11:58am On Feb 21, 2021
Lion wen dey guluma like parrot.
PoliticsRe: Police Invite Ondo Leaders To Abuja Over Alleged Killing Of Cow, Community Kicks by BruncleZuma: 11:19am On Feb 21, 2021
The real Nigerians are aggrieved, the rest of us are immigrants in our ancestral lands.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Top Northern Politicians Pushing For Southern President by BruncleZuma: 10:00am On Feb 21, 2021
2023 we go find out
Christianity EtcRe: Are Secular Hairstyles Good For Christians? by BruncleZuma: 9:39am On Feb 21, 2021
Most of those hairstyles have existed beofre Christianity.
Christianity EtcRe: Adeboye Calls For The Release Of Leah Sharibu From Boko Haram Terrorists by BruncleZuma: 8:42am On Feb 21, 2021
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PoliticsRe: Gumi: Abducted Kagara Schoolchildren, Others May Regain Freedom Today by BruncleZuma: 6:30am On Feb 21, 2021
Make una touch this Gumi hand make e confess small.
PoliticsRe: Bandits Attack Shiroro, Niger State. 15 People Drown While Trying To Escape by BruncleZuma: 6:29am On Feb 21, 2021
Agboriotejoye:
I don't know what's being done with security votes but it's interesting you ask what's being done with it and then paying criminals next?
I guess the answer is in the question. Just to add that even if a governor spends all his security votes on security, he still doesn't control the agencies which means he's more or less at the president's mercy in such matters.
Governors are the chief security officers of their states and that's the reason you have governors rolling out various operations bla bla bla attests to that (using multi-agency units that reports to the governor outside the chain of command of their regular parent agencies)
RomanceRe: Concern In Gombe Over Scarcity Of Husbands For Single Women by BruncleZuma: 5:14am On Feb 21, 2021
Messed up priorities, marry them with government sponsored weddings beg for allocations rinse and repeat and pay the rest into the governor's babanriga.
PoliticsRe: Bandits Attack Shiroro, Niger State. 15 People Drown While Trying To Escape by BruncleZuma: 12:14am On Feb 21, 2021
Agboriotejoye:
Don't say what you don't know.
Lolo has been to aso rock more than three times to ask Buhari to help him dislodge those bandits. Only Buhari can explain why he has chosen to do nothing on this matter
What is being done with the security vote Each state claims to use for security and why are criminals and terrorists being paid by the government?
PoliticsRe: Bandits Attack Shiroro, Niger State. 15 People Drown While Trying To Escape by BruncleZuma: 10:57pm On Feb 20, 2021
They are being paid to distabilize their states, so the governors can have unlimited and unaccountable access to security vote.
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Commissions Ajeromi Ifelodun LG Secretariat Burnt During EndSARS Riots by BruncleZuma: 3:42pm On Feb 20, 2021
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PoliticsRe: Nigerian Troops Take Over Shekau’s Farm In Sambisa Forest (Video) by BruncleZuma: 3:35pm On Feb 20, 2021
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Troops Take Over Shekau’s Farm In Sambisa Forest (Video) by BruncleZuma: 3:30pm On Feb 20, 2021
Where is Shekau?
PoliticsRe: Herdsmen Not Responsible For Aborode’s Killing – Makinde by BruncleZuma: 2:03pm On Feb 20, 2021
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Was Tricked, Now I Can't Sleep. by BruncleZuma: 1:53pm On Feb 20, 2021
Ogbeni you no get friend
CrimeRe: Tanker Driver Shot Dead By Soldier At Army Checkpoint In Port Harcourt (Photos) by BruncleZuma: 1:51pm On Feb 20, 2021
Macabre
CelebritiesRe: Kim Kardashian-Kanye West Divorce: How Much Money Is At Stake by BruncleZuma:
FRANKOSKI:
COME AND BUY PETROL IN CALABAR 170 per litre
Lagos to Calabar is 784.3 km and a 2013 Toyota Corolla consumes approximately 29mpg that's 12km/liter

at 170 per liter it means I'll have to spend (784.3/12)*170 just to drive from Calabar to Lagos.

This is assuming I buy petrol at 170 from Lagos to Calabar. Which means I'll spend

=(784.3/12)*(170*2) NGN
=22, 222NGN

(Laws of physics, chemistry and the Nigerian factor of an empty tank being taken into consideration)

Of course as a Nigerian I'd have to carry 4 50liter cans to justify this arduous journey.

Which means I have to spend an additional =(170*200)NGN
= 34,000 NGN

This is assuming I'm going to sell it on the black market.


Now let's factor in the amount of bribes I'd have to pay out to our amiable security services, vigilantes and omoniles from Ojota to the nearest petrol station in Calabar and back again.

So you see say e better make I just spend 10k for full tank at 200NGN per litre than to begin gallivant go Calabar.
PoliticsRe: APC Membership Registration Crisis: Suit To Stop Congresses, Convention Looms by BruncleZuma: 10:35am On Feb 20, 2021
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2023 Sai Baba
PoliticsRe: Geofrey Onyeama: Benin Republic Ready To Be Nigeria’s ‘37th State’ by BruncleZuma: 10:34am On Feb 20, 2021
How far the current 36?
HealthRe: Medical Tourism: Senate Moves To Block Revenue Leakages, Exodus Of Doctors, ... by BruncleZuma: 8:45am On Feb 20, 2021
Hahahahahahaha
PoliticsRe: Igbo, Yoruba, Hausa Are Real Beneficiaries Of Banditry – Governor Bala Mohammed by BruncleZuma: 8:39am On Feb 20, 2021
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Na igbo oooo na im make akeem bala go gaga see the fool onye ara

Na igbo oooo and codiene ati gbogbo see the fool onye ara

CelebritiesRe: Kim Kardashian-Kanye West Divorce: How Much Money Is At Stake by BruncleZuma: 8:01am On Feb 20, 2021
Waiting for it to end the current fuel scarcity in Lagos.

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PoliticsRe: Government May Swap Abducted Kagara Schoolchildren For Arrested Bandits by BruncleZuma: 5:17am On Feb 20, 2021
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai: How Old Men Like Me Can Be Chased Out Of Politics by BruncleZuma: 5:10am On Feb 20, 2021
Does it involve a bullet?
RomanceRe: Is She Selfish Or I Am Overreacting by BruncleZuma: 11:10pm On Feb 19, 2021
Man like you, dey wait for your girlfriend wen you no go marry to survive you. You better focus ooo
CelebritiesRe: Kim Kardashian Files For Divorce From Kanye West by BruncleZuma: 11:08pm On Feb 19, 2021
Otuocha!
FamilyRe: Enugu Witch Doctor Dies In Grave While Exhuming Body Of ‘Maltreated’ Housewife by BruncleZuma: 11:08pm On Feb 19, 2021
Righteousness2:
Tho Hands join with Hands, the Wicked will never go unpunished!!!
Jeremiah 14:14 fake prophet how you dey today...
PoliticsRe: I May Lose My Leg - Maina Begs Court For Bail by BruncleZuma: 2:52pm On Feb 19, 2021
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PoliticsRe: Kagara: Kidnapped Students Not Released Yet - Governor Sani-Bello by BruncleZuma: 2:08pm On Feb 19, 2021
Called it!
PoliticsRe: Kagara: Sheik Gumi Meets Kidnappers Of Niger Students And Teachers (Photos) by BruncleZuma: 12:03pm On Feb 19, 2021
See them, negotiating willy-nilly like it's 1999, e go bite una for yansh oooo
CelebritiesRe: Rosaline Meurer, Churchill's Wife: Tonto Dikeh And I Were Never Friends (Video) by BruncleZuma:
Tonto was right all along...truth be like pregnancy, even girdle no fit hide am las las

Imagine the treatment for STDs when she don endure because she dey share man with Asaba "actress".

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