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NwaAmaikpe:



I would have said Miracle, but he is a one-minute man

I would have said Leo, but he is a cocky, self-sufficient dick.

I would have said Tobi, but he is a woman wrapper.

I would have said Ahneeka, but her face is as rough as a grater.

I would have said Nina, but she is too 'free-and-fair'.

I would have said Alex, but she is a foetus murderer.

I would have said Lolu, but he is a sissy,

I would have said Rico, but he is hyperactive and an apparent drug abuser,

I would have said Angel, but the other contestants are way his juniors so it will be partial.

I would have said Cece, but the midget's brother in-law is already the host of the show.

I would have said Ifu, but she almost jeopardized her academics for a nonentity like CDQ.

I would have said BamBam, but her makeup scares me.

I would have said Teddy, but he is a gossiping, bullish Jim Iyke-wannabe.

So despite her small brezz, I am left with Anto.
Anto for me!
And this has nothing with me being friends with the Leckys.

NwaAmaikpe is seriously following this show.

The slippers in that first picture is what Khloe wore thru out the show...aunty,is it only one pair of slippers you have?

NwaAmaikpe:



This is wickedness Biggie
Why give Anto twins.... Where will she get brezz from?

Agbaya...you're welcome back bro

Oladeleeleniyan:
are you watching football at all?
what of UCL final in 2008 @ Wembly?

Where's your sense of humour??
Faraway I guess
You ought to know it was a joke.

He has not scored against Man Utd too...covers face.GGMU

King990:
Buhari nothing good shall come out of your lineage. You'll die like Oduduwa

May the wrath of sango's thunder pierce through your head for mentioning Oduduwa...
Omo irankiran

nwakibie3:
free the guy jor

If no be sports bet my last Christmas for no make sense but thanks to that late hit

bet9ja has paid me vey well so I wont quit it.

OP ur brother is a greedy punter

he should contact me to teach him how to make money in betting.

I still have more payslips but these are the ones I can post now.

Oya,give a brother a game and let Valentine make sense...i dey wait ooo

Ajisebioyolaari:
Mtschwwww....this is the least of my problems. Who can assassinate Mourinho?

B915eztcpzqqcq-193752. He ruined a N49m ticket.

Bro,i just checked the ticket,if na you play am,i'm weeping on your behalf right now.
High time Bet9ja started rewarding games that one ticket cut just like nairabet.
If it was me,I will goan sleep in their Main Office in Lagos,they must find me somtin or better still write a letter to Mourinho to see what he caused.
Bro,still on still,i dey weep for you o.

Lekan1o1:
BIG BROTHER NAJA CANT BE COMPARED WITH GULDER ULTIMATE SEARCH IN ANYWAY.
GULDER ULTIMATE SEARCH IS VERY INTERESTING AND SWEET TO WATCH WHILE BIG BROTHER NAIJA IS DEVILSH.
THEY WERE INDIRECTLY ENCOURAGED TO HAVE SEX LAST NIGHT AND WAS BANNED FROM DOING RELIGIOUS THINGS IN D HOUSE.
I WAS SHOCKED LAST NIGHT

I'll tell you something right now and i hope it helps....
BBN is not a religious setting,when you sing Christian songs,are all the audiences Christians??
Africans attach religious sentiments to everything.

Puffydon1:
First Class Bitch.

Is it your bitch?

OboOlora:
These people just be embarrassing my tribe. How do I face my Ibo colleague in the office today now, hopefully she doesn’t see this news

Meanwhile #ProudlyIjebu

Eweso omo iye mii

Haggui:
Make I book space in case we reach the promised land BRB

Promised land is upon you,now let's hear what you have to say.

Ugly girl with big lips...attention seeker.

Topmaike007:
up Man U,tothenham Raped u,chai,stick to my advice

Are you sure you're a real madrid fan??
You should be more concerned on how your team has failed woefully this season
Man utd won the first leg,they won the second...any issue?
We're in champions league month already,PSG is waiting for you.
This time around,dont stick to my advise....

Topmaike007:
thanks,next time mind ur biznes,4rm manchester to london is almost an hour journey,so mind ur team it will really help u in future.

And from north london to madrid is 20 mins uhn??
bro,stick to my advice.

Topmaike007:
you see ur life,i belong to los blancos and forever will i be,not an arsenal fan.

So why did you dispute my position...start minding more of your business,it will help you in future.

two bombers

Topmaike007:
so man u is unbeaten?mumu post

Ass-anal fan spotted...i really cant hear you from down the table.

lekanville:
We don tire for all these bbn things. Are there no meaningful posts

Dont open thread and start complaining,it's hypocritical...didnt you see the topic before u opened.
There are other topics you can check out on NL,you dont like the show...shove it up your hole.

Welcome to an average club where swansea can do them long thing....GGMU for life

If that's your grandpa,he cant be 145
I am certainly sure that he doesnt have a certificate of registration of birth.
I'm dead sure the age is just assumed.
He's probably a little over 100 years.

calliope:
This mumu show again?! I honestly do not know how to sit down and watch this show, I tried last year and it felt like i wasted my time. the show is evident to show that nigeria is the only country in Africa  that condones such level of immortality and joblessness on LIVE TV.

And who's asking you??
If you dont like the show,it's your wahala
If you dont like the thread,dont open it
There are other topics you can comment on
Y'all be opening BBNaija threads and spewing shii about the show
Hypocrites

wehdone

That bitto guy will be the first to be evicted...his ITK no be here

pol23:
Oh.God...
My people,please let us stop this thing...
It's getting childish and boring...
Let it go...
Bbn or BVN...
Don't flood the FP with this stuffs...
2 topic a day is okay....
Only today over 10 topic on BVN...
Please.let's stop.

2 Topics are ok?
Do you own Nairaland
Must you open any BBNaija thread
Bro,take your frustration elsewhere

Jesse01:
where u expecting me to tell u dat she will be disappointed or d d looks on her face will be sad lol, listen lady not everybody can tolerated things, no need 4 prayers I don't need dem, cause am done wit skul

Done with school
Guy,you either need to be refunded or slapped hard for not been able to construct simple sentences plus your spelling is hell

Jesse01:
keep believing dat, just to let u know any woman who has a running mouth should be beaten black,blue and red

Prophet Mohammed's follower spotted.

mammanbawa:
So she should fvck him cos he helped her. Some men are goats

I'm not supporting the dude but the girl should not have been bringing men to his house,it's disrespectful....better still she should have moved in with one of them since she was bleeping them.One good turn deserves another they say.

obrigado080:
When will 9ja youths have sense?
The country is in a mess - killings, anarchy, backwardness & poverty is the order of the day...
And where they channel their energy is BBN. Continue dont plan 4 ur future
SMH

Have you planned for your own future??
Is BBN the only show on DSTV
Stop being a hypocrite and get to work,if you have one.

Biggie sounded like someone that has malaria...pls bring our Biggie back
Meanwhile,for those complaining that BBNaija is trending on Nairaland,is it the only post you can view??
you saw BBNaija topic,you will open and then type rubbish..pls take your time ooo

sollybaby:
But i fine pass chioma na.. Rich boo should come ooo

So i checked your picture and i must admit you're prettier,do not worry...your Davido is on the way.

Mariinee:
Why did you have to start the post with "I am a law student"?

Is that the answer to his predicament...why do people get negative vibes about everything?