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Please bring your money to Skye bank ooo...we'll treat you just fine.

Papanwamaikpe:
The only fearless Governor from the South West. The rest are sissy and more useless than a used sanitary pad. Keep on tormenting the vegetable of daura. We the NwaAmaikpe family is always behind you. Bravo sir!

It's certainly becoming boring,NwaAmaikpe...coman carry your wannabees.

Alao046:
which god is ur strength, is it d god that could not help himself when he was hanged and nailed like a pig and slaughtered like a cow by ordinary jews, is dat d lord u say is ur strength. U are not normal

You are the one that is abnormal,learn to respect boundaries.

R2bees:
I don't know whom u are talking about o.. hia. abeg o

See Judas o...denying me straight away...wehdone sir.

R2bees:
24 oo.. And one certain mumu is here trying so hard to gain popularity by making derogatory posts.. just watch as he will storm here to talk trash just for likes. Even one mumu gal don create a similar moniker just to start spewing her own trash all in the name of likes.... BTW I no call name.. BTW come and beat me

You mean NwaAmaikpe and his new madam talk trash for likes?

NwaAmaikpe:



He doesn't deserve it.

You wasted your time at Shiloh,your madness is back and worse.

crazydude1:
All ye Haters! Gunners for life! I just hope you're not a Liverpool fan.

I dont understand...are you planning to beat Liverpool this weekend
remember Mo' Salah,Coutinho,Mane and sturridge and remember the first leg too.

Smellymouth:
God forbid.

I rebuke it...Amen

shammahyaro:
Don't come and pour ur anger on me this morning. Little wonder, I commented and u just had to reply
Whatever is wrong with u solve it within urself.I have my freedom of expression,you can't come out of no where to quote me because I didnt follow ur own norm.

Lady,i'm not a trouble seeker and you shouldnt see me as one,i'm only surprised you can call someone's grandpa a "guy"...what if the man was related to you and someone calls him a guy....respect begets respect.

johnime:
As 2017 gradually draws to a close, this is a fitting time to acknowledge the top ten of the ladies who made my sex life great in 2017. I wish you all a great festive season and may your ministry continue to prosper in 2018

1. Nkechi my office colleague. Thanks for initiating me into the ritual of office romance. It was good while it lasted but you want more than the bedroom rendezvous but at this stage I have nothing more to offer and just can't keep up with the hide and seek game trying to deflect colleagues from guessing the truth.

2. Sandy the stripper. Great pole dancer, great sex always. You never disappoint in bed and somehow you always manage to get to my "manly" Tips first before I get to yours. Where I am concerned, you know the right buttons to touch.

3. Toyin the QSR supervisor. New Mom you are, but it does not take anything away from your style and sexy appearance. Since you, I don't accept new birth as reason for looking and dressing sloppily from ladies. You gave me my first drink of breast milk as an adult. Very sexy. Thank you.

4. Naomi my neighbor's househelp. With your packaging it is difficult to ignore you and you not only have it, you used it well to pleasure me. Its unfortunate your madam evicted you before time but the 4 months you were in my hood was an adventure in mischief and naughty sex.

5. Ify the Doctor. First time with a virgin and if I had known I wont have bothered. Anyway, since then I have thought you a few tricks and you learn fast. I know your boo dislikes me but I am happy to have helped him open the way and teach you a few ways to pleasure him now that the issues around your fidelity has boiled over. He will thank me later.

6. Yetunde my FWB. Konji is a funny thing. After over 3 years of knowing and friendzoning each other, we got talking about sex and casually wondered how it will be like with each other and ACTUALLY DID IT. Since then you have been a revelation and I like our no strings attached rhythm though I never thought of you like that before.

7. Bora my NL boo. Send a message for fun and you never know what may turn up. Unsatiable Tigress in bed with a high libido...I will do well to avoid you a bit in 2018.

8. Uduak the boyfriend snatcher. Your friend wey i dey chase brought you out for a drink but you showed you knew better what you wanted and now you a constant feature in bed. Ever the experimentalist, you have taught me some dark pleasures I would never have imagined and the flexibilities of the human anatomy. I am not done with you yet.

9. Sarah the born again. For over 6 gruella months you preached unceasingly to me in an annoying way but lastly we ended up in bed. Not much to look at physically, you more than compensate by your ability to shorten the downtime in between rounds where I am concerned. I do not judge you.

10. Tega the daughter of the street food seller. I left you for last because you are the best. Just turning 20 you are wiser and more patient than your age suggests. Your body yields into my arms like no other and you are ready to do anything to please me in bed. If I can use a word to describe you it will be "Loyalty". You have warmed my bed frequently and never get annoyed or act up even when you suspect I have just gbenched the ladies you see leaving my house. When some of the suspicious ones talk rudely to you, you bear it out of respect for me. Not to worry apart from Christmas wey I go do for you...now that you have gained admission and will be out of the hood soon, I have a surprise package loading.

For those who did not make this list, don't take it personal. You may have been good but not great. If I am motivated and in a good mood, I will extend greetings to the next five sometime this week. Your name may fall in.

Bad guy,i want to believe this is only a write up...innit??

shammahyaro:
That guy on suit shaaa

Did you just call that man a guy
I'm not surprised,it's quite easy to locate an aristo,is that what you call your parents at home
Social media abuse.

Street ti take over mehn....#shakushaku

Caroline.....save your drama.

The lasisi dude is so madt....He goes like "Hello everybody,LAISI is here again,sumtin just happened right now and i'm not happy"....dude is fucking hilarious.

My American crush right after Beyonce.

Please pay our allawee ooo

A giants kee??

NwaAmaikpe:



After 9years and all the water that must have gone under the bridge?
He still came back for her...
Is her kpekus made of gold?

I suspect the groom was charmed or he is just plain foolish.

In those 9 years he was making money, all the men in the neighborhood would have used his wife to play coupon.

You have over a hundred likes,i know you're satisfied now....BTW,who exactly are those people liking your silly comment

Frog voice hails fellow counterpart.

NwaAmaikpe:



I still remember his humble days back in Enugu around 1998/1999. Folks didn't believe he was in a tertiary institution.. When students struggled for buses from Campus 2 to IMT, they always offered to lap him.
That was about when he got an entry into Enugu Nollywood.

Happy birthday Chinedu
It's been a long time coming,
Fame and fortune yet no inner happiness;
such a wasted 40 years.

Bros,why now..how do you know he's not happyAre you his creator or did he complain to you?I'm beginning to lose the little respect i have for you.

Stupid shitty club,they should goan collect the EPL trophy now...mumu,let's see how far they get in UCL...dumbos...#MUFC #GGMU

C Ronaldo my man....

NLevents:
You can join the group sir

NLEvents,please add me to the whatsapp group on 08062293781

symbianDON:
like seriously! they have a mobile app that does nothing else than occupy space on your device...it is unusable....and despite tons of complaints on playstore, they have done nothing to address it. their ATMs are nearly decorative pieces because they hardly ever have money to dispense. their staff...gosh!! they hardly know anything about their own bank. needless to say, their banking halls are usually uninspiring and boring. lastly, their short-code 833 has never worked for me....perhaps it has a phobia for my phone line

Bad-mouthing on NL will win you no award,the same experience you have/had with skye is also applicable to other banks,you seem to be a novice....and pls next time,do not generalize,talk about the branch that failed you,not the whole skye bank...have a good day.

symbianDON:
skye bank ought to be voted the worst bank on earth! very s.t..up..!d bank with the most useless mobile banking app in the whole universe. their staff all look and dress like aliens from a faraway planet...always looking lost and clueless!

Bros,wetin we do you nah?

Truthisit:
Born and lived for 20 years in Remo land. Also an indigene. So I know the dialects well.

I stand corrected bro...thanks

Disneylady:
Actually, the guy that quoted you is right. "Eweso" is used by the Ijebus while "Eeso e" is used by the Remos....since its the Remos that are coronating, you should greet them by saying Eeso eeee

Oops..i stand corrected,i'm actually Ijebu.

jaychubi:
Vanity upon vanity

What shall it profit a man ...,.....................................

Quote me and die b4 2017 ends

See death in human form,do you know if you will see tomorrow??..son of a gun.

Truthisit:
Point of correction: ESO e Omo alare

And who are you correcting,i'm Ijebu and i speak the language fluently,it's spelt eweso but shortened as eeso.

Eweso...omo alaare

Of all breasts to touch,na police woman brezz u see....OK o