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Perge:
My question is.....










Where is NwaAmaikpe?

You are missing him now,when he arrives...i hope you wont regret his arrival,the guy/man is all shades of crazy.

Timaya Timaya

NaoSlay:


What people don't understand is the best place to serve in Nigeria is the north especially the far north.

I was posted these during my youth service, the way I was treated, I felt like I was on top of the world..
The experience is great, they are very friendly especially the Fulanis.

The north are very friendly unlike how the media tend them to be in bad light.

The experience of serving in the north is far better than the south.

Ask any one that served in the north.

Nothing sweeter than that.

I served in Sokoto,it's peaceful though....but social life was ZERO.

pweetiedee:
lmao.

Empty drums make the loudest noise,you're prettier and didnt even brag about it...

decatalyst:
"The Resident" sounds like a movie title

Who agrees?

The Resident evil

Finestbae1:
You look smart on workdays Honey!

Hope you're boss won't be disturbing you too much, because I go through same wahala at work.

#You are gorgeous honey

You go thru same at work?
I just checked your pic and if i were your boss,i wont disturb you.

Please when will there be catwalk??

All shades of wrong.

Gbese dee

After all the lovey lovey they display....y'all think marriage is easy abi??

Skyfornia:
Typical of afonja..they make noise but when fight starts..they chicken out

Please where did you get your stupidity??
When did Nnamdi become yoruba??

I know she's not 40 years...my opinion.

myners007:
My predictions for 2018:
1. Fayose and Aregbesola will cease to be governors of Ekiti and Osun states respectively
2. PDP will continue its criticism of President Muhammadu Buhari
3. Lagos will generate more IGR than Jigawa
5. Only one country will win the 2018 FIFA World Cup
6. Nwankwo Kanu will not be on the Super Eagles team to the World Cup
7. Arsenal will not win the Premier League
8. A Nigerian male celebrity will have a child out of wedlock
9. Nigerians will insist on paying for the lavish lifestyle of their religious leaders
11. They will condemn America for legalising LGBT and pornography but still fast and pray for visa to modern day Sodom
12. Many people will spend more time in places of worship than they do working to earn a decent living.
13. Politicians will not stop stealing
14. Police and LASTMA will collect bribe in the open
15. Some people will not believe these prophecies

So who did u keep the nos 4 and 10 for??

yanshDoctor:
i like the fact he went for oyinbo. just forget black gold diggers.

Endeavor to read the whole thing,dont just look at pictures and then comment,the white chick is his brother's gf.

Please bring your money to Skye bank ooo...we'll treat you just fine.

Papanwamaikpe:
The only fearless Governor from the South West. The rest are sissy and more useless than a used sanitary pad. Keep on tormenting the vegetable of daura. We the NwaAmaikpe family is always behind you. Bravo sir!

It's certainly becoming boring,NwaAmaikpe...coman carry your wannabees.

Alao046:
which god is ur strength, is it d god that could not help himself when he was hanged and nailed like a pig and slaughtered like a cow by ordinary jews, is dat d lord u say is ur strength. U are not normal

You are the one that is abnormal,learn to respect boundaries.

R2bees:
I don't know whom u are talking about o.. hia. abeg o

See Judas o...denying me straight away...wehdone sir.

R2bees:
24 oo.. And one certain mumu is here trying so hard to gain popularity by making derogatory posts.. just watch as he will storm here to talk trash just for likes. Even one mumu gal don create a similar moniker just to start spewing her own trash all in the name of likes.... BTW I no call name.. BTW come and beat me

You mean NwaAmaikpe and his new madam talk trash for likes?

NwaAmaikpe:



He doesn't deserve it.

You wasted your time at Shiloh,your madness is back and worse.

crazydude1:
All ye Haters! Gunners for life! I just hope you're not a Liverpool fan.

I dont understand...are you planning to beat Liverpool this weekend
remember Mo' Salah,Coutinho,Mane and sturridge and remember the first leg too.

Smellymouth:
God forbid.

I rebuke it...Amen

shammahyaro:
Don't come and pour ur anger on me this morning. Little wonder, I commented and u just had to reply
Whatever is wrong with u solve it within urself.I have my freedom of expression,you can't come out of no where to quote me because I didnt follow ur own norm.

Lady,i'm not a trouble seeker and you shouldnt see me as one,i'm only surprised you can call someone's grandpa a "guy"...what if the man was related to you and someone calls him a guy....respect begets respect.

johnime:
As 2017 gradually draws to a close, this is a fitting time to acknowledge the top ten of the ladies who made my sex life great in 2017. I wish you all a great festive season and may your ministry continue to prosper in 2018

1. Nkechi my office colleague. Thanks for initiating me into the ritual of office romance. It was good while it lasted but you want more than the bedroom rendezvous but at this stage I have nothing more to offer and just can't keep up with the hide and seek game trying to deflect colleagues from guessing the truth.

2. Sandy the stripper. Great pole dancer, great sex always. You never disappoint in bed and somehow you always manage to get to my "manly" Tips first before I get to yours. Where I am concerned, you know the right buttons to touch.

3. Toyin the QSR supervisor. New Mom you are, but it does not take anything away from your style and sexy appearance. Since you, I don't accept new birth as reason for looking and dressing sloppily from ladies. You gave me my first drink of breast milk as an adult. Very sexy. Thank you.

4. Naomi my neighbor's househelp. With your packaging it is difficult to ignore you and you not only have it, you used it well to pleasure me. Its unfortunate your madam evicted you before time but the 4 months you were in my hood was an adventure in mischief and naughty sex.

5. Ify the Doctor. First time with a virgin and if I had known I wont have bothered. Anyway, since then I have thought you a few tricks and you learn fast. I know your boo dislikes me but I am happy to have helped him open the way and teach you a few ways to pleasure him now that the issues around your fidelity has boiled over. He will thank me later.

6. Yetunde my FWB. Konji is a funny thing. After over 3 years of knowing and friendzoning each other, we got talking about sex and casually wondered how it will be like with each other and ACTUALLY DID IT. Since then you have been a revelation and I like our no strings attached rhythm though I never thought of you like that before.

7. Bora my NL boo. Send a message for fun and you never know what may turn up. Unsatiable Tigress in bed with a high libido...I will do well to avoid you a bit in 2018.

8. Uduak the boyfriend snatcher. Your friend wey i dey chase brought you out for a drink but you showed you knew better what you wanted and now you a constant feature in bed. Ever the experimentalist, you have taught me some dark pleasures I would never have imagined and the flexibilities of the human anatomy. I am not done with you yet.

9. Sarah the born again. For over 6 gruella months you preached unceasingly to me in an annoying way but lastly we ended up in bed. Not much to look at physically, you more than compensate by your ability to shorten the downtime in between rounds where I am concerned. I do not judge you.

10. Tega the daughter of the street food seller. I left you for last because you are the best. Just turning 20 you are wiser and more patient than your age suggests. Your body yields into my arms like no other and you are ready to do anything to please me in bed. If I can use a word to describe you it will be "Loyalty". You have warmed my bed frequently and never get annoyed or act up even when you suspect I have just gbenched the ladies you see leaving my house. When some of the suspicious ones talk rudely to you, you bear it out of respect for me. Not to worry apart from Christmas wey I go do for you...now that you have gained admission and will be out of the hood soon, I have a surprise package loading.

For those who did not make this list, don't take it personal. You may have been good but not great. If I am motivated and in a good mood, I will extend greetings to the next five sometime this week. Your name may fall in.

Bad guy,i want to believe this is only a write up...innit??

shammahyaro:
That guy on suit shaaa

Did you just call that man a guy
I'm not surprised,it's quite easy to locate an aristo,is that what you call your parents at home
Social media abuse.

Street ti take over mehn....#shakushaku

Caroline.....save your drama.

The lasisi dude is so madt....He goes like "Hello everybody,LAISI is here again,sumtin just happened right now and i'm not happy"....dude is fucking hilarious.

My American crush right after Beyonce.

Please pay our allawee ooo

A giants kee??