₦airaland Forum

mizeniola:
;Dlol.....things differ......my dad bathed me till I was in ss1....

Some of you are taking advantage of this thread to lie here. How old were you in SS1? what exactly were you taught in primary 5/6 and JSS1 and 3 in primary, health science and Integrated Science? cos personal hygiene is one of those things taught in school and you are expected to put them in practice. If your dad bathe you in SS1 and didn't bother why you couldn't do it yourself then he isn't a good father. Too much pampering is what has made our generation so dull, weak, lazy and not productive. As a boy, at age 8,i have started learning and practising how to bathe by myself well and I became good before I left for secondary school. So much lies on nairaland sometimes, some even saying their father bathe their sister who is age 21,chai...Any man who still bathe his daughter who has reached puberty age is insane.That's how some of them start and we hear story of a man sleeping with his daughter and impregnating her. Bonding with your female kids/children can be done in other ways. Bathing them at puberty or Teenage stage is a NO NO for me

askibee:
i knw d devil cn b a bastard oh, but pls hw cant a man baff his daugther again?its isnt wrong,infact during my university days an 18yr old gal told me her father bathe her once in a while,i ws laffin dough bt she confirmed it wit her father on fone. So pls liv dat story

Stop!!! we are still struggling to rescue Liar Mohammed from the spirit of lies

@Saintmark88 is this Apostle Suleiman with a riffle?

saintmark88:
because two wrongs doesn't make a right, the fake apostle should know them, y dnt u hear the Catholic preach hate speech despite having an archdiocese in kafanchan....

Y has the catholic archbishop of Kafanchan, d heart of were d killing is ongoing not called on Christains to defend themselves..... Y is an auchi based pastor carrying D matter n his head and fueling D crisis, if u dnt know, d more he says this nonsense, d more he puts D life of those who live in that region at risk.

I dnt expect u to understand how that works, because u r a block head, a Pentecostal fool, who is a s foolish as this apostle........ Fake apostle, apostle my foot... Is this not the same fake pastor Tht prophesied that El rufai will die??

You UNblocked head and UNfoolish person, keep assslicking those terrorist all in the bid to please them. They will cut of your uglyy head when you are caught up in their attacking zone. Two wrongs don't make a right but the kingdom of heaven suffereth violence and only the violent take it by force. Those blood sucking demons capitalise on the peaceful nature of others and keep killing innocent people daily and you think everybody should remain silent. I bet, you have never stayed in any of those places where the fulani herdsmen have been killing their host cowardly in the middle of the night.

kropotkin2:
He is nothing but a cheap, two faced liar. This man called for a genocide against Fulanis and was caught on candid camera

Pls, quote exactly what he said that is wrong? None of you will ever come out either online or live on air to kick against incessant killing by your fulani brothers.Once you hear none fulanis condemning their act and asking people to defend themselves,you all rush out to bark like dogs.

thanks for the info

Giyerte:
Good move. but i pity 2baba, dey will just silent him. go ask nnamdi Kanu. Fela's mum died coz of criticism, Fela himself did not live a peaceful life ever since den.
Where idris Abdul Karim

If nobody wan die, who go go heaven? Someone must take the move, we all can't be coward cos of fear of being silenced. 2face is not Aso-rock musician, he has got fame already. If the planned protest yield fruit, it will add more glory to his name. The Kutis* are always remembered till the world end for naija for their fight against bad government

Gradually..... REVOLUTION is coming.we must redeem our Nija as some of us don't have anywhere to run to

MaziOmenuko:
Paul was just a male-supremist who has little or no regard for women. At some point in the Bible, he was advising young unmarried men to be like him and remain single; then asking them to only get married if the konji becomes unbeaeable; what a dofus! So to him, the only reason for marriage is to fvck.

And the way he so wrote against relatnship in the Bible tells who he must be a sadist; no adultery, no funication, if u must kiss it ought to be a holy kiss; dude was just myopic.

see your life? you are now insulting Paul,soon you will move to another apostle then Christ himself and next God cos you don't agree with some of his teaching which most of our Nigerian pastors and men of God shy away from. If it were possible for Nigerians to rewrite the Bible, we would have done so since to suit our own ideology.You see a Nigerian over night turn to a preacher of the word of God without adequate knowledge and try to interpret things in his own little understanding. Go to theological school and spend quality time to learn the Bible well, them no go gree cos their blood the hot to go open church.

gurunlocker:
I keep wondering how this people will employ everyone they have been Recruiting since 2003....

Good question.,they have already outnumbered the Nigerian police force. Is it same government struggling to finance the other paramilitary that will accept everybody?

lovat:
Another Grandpa according to Ishilove

lol..some of us left university early anyway. But, NYSC was fun during the batch A and B days not the batches A, B, C with streams. Sooner they will add river 1,2.3 to the streams..

A quick flash back made me smile. Abia kopas...camp wasnt really fun in the first two weeks at isi alangwa orientation camp back in 2006 cos of constant rain from morning till dawn. it became so fun filled towards the last week of camping, in all, it was a sweet memory when we got to umudike in Umuahia north.
I miss Simon, Francis, Idris Saromi, Namo Ruth, Kpadoo, Nandak, Bright 'aheke ' and my friendly Government College Umuahia boys of 2006/2007 set.. wish to visit aheke market again *winks*

saydfact:
The National University Commission (NUC)

Good. they are only in charge of universities not polytechnics

uyams:
Why this people no dey talk about the one u shouldn't study in poly or does it mean any course poly offer is authentic? If not for the fact say I wan become president of Nigeria one day,I for 4get dis schools certs, because certificate no mean anytin again unless u wan contest 4 govmnt position

What's is the full meaning of NUC?

saydfact:
like what diff does accreditation really do? no be same teachers and technics? lol

There is a big difference if the usual naija factor of collecting bribe is taken care of and proper accreditation is done. it is to the help of present and incoming students,as it will avoid going for a course in which adequate infrastructure are not in place. To accredit a course means that all the requirements which include human resources(Lecturers) I mean qualified ones, lecture halls, standard laboratory for science inclined courses and library with adequate resource materials are in place. off course students will benefit more if all that I mentioned above are in order instead of managing an O' Level standard laboratory,struggling for lecture halls, managing only visiting lecturers as is always the case for most Nigerian university and having only one professor in some department.

blackberlin:
nonsense list. . . people have graduated from those department for years and have secured good jobs even under the FG, so what's the clowning about. . . NUC is just a salary collecting commission.

I guess you don't know that accreditation of courses are done regularly to ascertain if the department have enough human resources and facilities required for such course. If you graduate from a school this year and NUC goes for accreditation next year and meet only few of your lecturers on ground as a result of retirement or change of institution and no replacement of the vacant position of lecturers is done by your department, do you think NUC will be wrong not to accredit your course in your school?

Ovoko.... the man is unique in his own way. Many people enjoy his slangs and watch out for new ones in all his movies..." Isi atomiki", fundamental n'nwatoor"

mablie:
'Ukwu' is generally viewed as a standard of beauty for many black people not whites

Don't you think Finland might be exception of the whites? to have chosen that girl with big Nose as the winner makes them more exceptional cos you can't tell me the girl is over intelligent to have won the other girls with her worwor face

we are only seeing their faces, that girl might be the "ukwulicious" type and knows how to roll the thing, #shakeupyourUKWU...UKWUUUUU! Timaya must be one of the judges

cornel00:
UCL Final: Worst player on the pitch
Euro Final: Injured
UEFA Super Cup: Still Injured and didn't play
Club World Cup: Bravo for beating Japans 10th best team

UEFA Best player: Because his team won UCL/Euro/Super Cup without him
Ballon d'Or: Because his team won UCL/Euro/Super Cup without him
FIFA Best Player: Because his team won UCL/Euro/Super Cup without him

Thanks Eder. Thanks Ramos.

you guys can be funny here. All the competition you mentioned above started from one stage before it got to the finals. Ask yourself, was Ronaldo instrumental from the beginning to the final stage? yes or NO?

angelTI:
Beautiful and cute family. The girl is a replica of her father . I don't know who the boy resembles

You need a glass, better a magnifying lens to see well. That boy is Bright Okpocha junior

my type of girl. simple and natural

28th November...

sammuell:
Otukpo people

is it only Otukpo you know in Benue? the facebook account that posted the pic is a tiv name and those kids look tivs

Princess4ng:
Hmmmmm... But thats also bad of David... As a yoruba boy that he is... We all know yoruba are very good in according Respect to elder ones

they are only good in prostrating which is an eye service paros..person fit prostrate still insult you few minutes later is a little issue arise between you two

you re just being stubborn! actually 1 of every 30 girls knows c. ronaldo in fact the I started by asking my sister. when I asked her about c.ronaldo she was like "c. rolando c.ronaldo I know him nah" I then asked what does he do she said "I dont know I sha know him" I then asked what of justin beiber she said "yes na, who does not know Justin beiber" I finally asked who is more popular she said beiber of course. let me believe you know kobe Bryant but you will agree with me that only 1 of 50 Nigerian know kobe cos 9ja is not a basketball country so applies to countries like the United states. kobe is their c.ronaldo their but if you ask them if they know c. ronaldo they would say no! cos America is a basketball country. but who does not listen to music or who can testify that he has never heard of justin beiber or heard his song b4 call the person I would gladly pay the person 100k to proof it!

you are the one localising this argument here. Beiber is only popular in America and few European countries and other countries. Football rule the world in terms of entertainment right now,from Europe to African to America(North n South) to Asia,football fans are in billions.Offcourse,every football fans can identify Ronaldo' face on a paper, screen

uncle005:
you try Bro west side who was expelled due to cult activities in 2006 ia not more than 32 its ok. We are in 2016 now which means he is less than 22yrs in 2006 itsorite.

you are very funny, I am sure you only hear about their names, you don't really know them well. Those boys were my junior in secondary school(GMSS,otukpo).West side was in Jss3,Tony was in Jss1 while I was in Ss3 in year 2000 and I am less than 35.

uncle005:
Drogba in Benue State Polythenic Ugbokolo. But you are not 26yrs oo.

How old were you in 2005 because you played for school then i watched you live.

ok no wahala i understand.

Remember we are mate o you dey even claim seniority and i am 37yrs now.

God dey sha.

Bros, fear God.I understand he is over 26years but not close to 37as you claim to be.West side his elder brother is not even more than 32.