₦airaland Forum

SMGPH,in the voice of megamind.

2jideofor: Be a player...chop and clean mouth.

,dis plain baloney.

balarie defines everytin,spin some chezzy,she all ova u,lk a cream on the vegies of a salad.

ok,,ok,okay.

adieu fada,d centre,cannot hold........

we had dis defence,and a ?,was thrown at me,i sway 4rm d ?,and answered a diff ?,dats ok,but a site dat guy is wacked .

soulfood: digital audio workstation

,mr answering machine.

thumbs up dude.

Pelummy: I can't stop shaking ma head for her.....if u ar a gud friend talk senses into her

,,av u eva bin in lov?

hin b virgin.

[color=#000099][/color],its doesn't mean,anytin.

i look up to you-'whitney houston

wat kind of help du u need dude,go for deliverance,,cos u r bin used for jazz tins.

neatness n her sense of responsible.

adjusment bad guyz dont get d gal-megamind,but m saying nice guy wit a nice pocket gets d gal,bad guy wit bad pocket na gals.

Drdaps: [b]All your reason are not real[/b]when they don't date nice guy,why do they marry nice guy after having fun with mr bad guy

,i ppity u.

haha,see wash.........fat one.

CrazyMan: My dear, there is no way you can know unless you penetrate her. During penetration if you encounter great difficulty on the way, then you know she's a virgin; If you encouter little difficulty i.e her stuff is quite tight but not too tight, then you know she's a partial virgin.

But if the road to her oil rig is as wide as the Lagos Ibadan express way and as free as the road to an execution ground, then you know that countless male species has deposited a huge amount of dangerous liquid called akamu; which can be risky and dangerous to the health of the next guy on the line. So I would advise that you run for your life Hope you understood my sermon? I love speaking in parables

u can talkkk

messi,shud b given .1st,2nd and 3rd,dat guy is an immortal wen it comes tu futbal.

[color=#550000][/color]is it for realll?

johnny english.a kind of re wach.

its very sad,wen pple make silly comments,about tins of God,if it is not specific enof,go and meet a soo sayer or somtin,dont make ursef an enemy of God.

its depends on d kind of woman we r talking about here.

is goal,d r talking of here or a win.

jus kidding.

oww hin take know,dis guy sef.

it sheley to my frend sha,he walk up 2 a gal tu ask ha out,d gal said,go bk i dont wan 2 embarass u,he refuse as an abraham lincoln,he wwent ahead,all of a sudden d gal jus turn bk aand started shouting m i ur mate,see run wwey my frend run,he know concern me but i was embarassed.

miteolu: Nothing to learn

everybody is xpendable.

Yes,over and over again.