₦airaland Forum

Orikinla: I have eaten snakes and it tastes like fish.

Taste better than fish if I may recommend.

A pastor was traveling last
week, he saw an old man, and
gave him a lift. While they
were going, the old man said;
my son, do you know what
happened in Heaven last night? The pastor was so terrified and
hurriedly parked and asked;
Sir, are you sleeping? How did
you get the information about
Heaven?
The Old man said; last night in Heaven God became very
angry with man and asked the
Angels to blow the trumpet.
The angels picked up the
trumpets and as they were
about to blow it WHEN, Jesus felldown and began to plead
in tears. The blood that came
out of His hands and body
were very fresh. He told God
that His death shouldn't be in
vain. God couldn't stand the pains of
the saint and the wickedness
of the evil ones. So He said; "I
AM GIVING THEM THEIR LAST
CHANCE." Jesus then turned to the angels
and told them to move down
in their numerous numbers to
tell the world that:
"THE END IS NEAR, JESUS IS
COMING VERY SOON". The pastor (sweating and
crying) asked; sir, how did you
know this?
The OLD MAN replied; I am one
of the Angels sent
to the World. Please use every medium of
communication to send this
message.
No time to waste, Please! And
the old man disappeared. Brethren, this story is real,
Christ is coming Soon.
PLEASE SAVE A SOUL TODAY.
I Have done my part, it's now
your turn to spread the Gospel.
No wealth can be compared to life everlasting in Heaven.
If you are Ready to share this
Message, LIKE and write:"AMEN"
May God bless you all. AND DO
NOT FORGET TO SHARE THIS
POST

Emmyk: If he aint dead by then.

Noted.

To be honest, I don't know which drum to beat to this song at all.

Let's just hope for the best sha.

Lord, teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom.

R I P

He's got what he had bargained for. End of story. "Ile ta ba fi ito mo, eri ni yi o wo" ( any thing built on feeble foundation, will definitely collapse)

O da ro! (Goodnight)

To be honest, I am of the opinion of "Charity begins at home". I think all still depends on how you want to raise your kids, either there or here.

akpomeme: Yoruba!!!! If na igbo people dem catch now, una for don comment tire. This is pathetic..

Thank you for that. At least Yoruba is known for credit cards frauds, while your guys are known for both hard drugs & armed robbery.

Ewu!

No matter what, home is home. Been there, done that.....but at last, my heart has returned to where it belong. Home sweet home.

just follow your heart. But for me then, I don't need anyone to tell me that my spirit has returned back to Niger, and body was just moving around the street of London. I was so happy the day I finally got to Nigeria; to my fatherland. Though, so many challenges since I came back, but I still love it here where I am respected as a first class citizen compare to where someone will sees mw as an alien in respect of all their so call "papers" and having kids who are now British there.

Nigeria will eventually get there someday though, but we need to believe in ourselves and keep on working diligently in order to reach the height of our potentials.
God bless Nigeria.

No place like home. Living in Britain is a life of agony. Too much bills to pay, you are trying to get some sorted, another ones are coming in. Those bills did not make living in Britain interesting at all. Even the British are complaining too. Many of them are deserting their country this day and running away to South Africa, Canada, USA, New Zealand. Their greed of making money in the name of taxation have made things to go from bad to worse for them. Anyway. I'm truly enjoying life here now. We only need our government to steps up in security, infrastructure maintainace and a complete overhaul of the power sector too. God bless Nigeria

It's always Mummy Williams though.

Watching Prison break & 24hrs.

Clueless man.

Ok now, he he he he he! April fool indeed.

eldoradoxx: But for abortions and condoms, many guys here would have had more than 50 kids from different women. So why condemn the man for not wasting natures free gift. Free the guy joor !

slowpoke

payless: I love his music but not his personality or way of life. He is a very creepy human being.

Very creepy & very useless. He's not a rolel model to follow. I bet before the year run out, we will be counting 45 kids for him. Anyway, I believed he should have more than that by now though......

Reckless life indeed. No lesson to show for all his kids anyway.

Alfamann: Seun, I particularly take it as an insult that you would include me, as a nairaland member, in your christian wishes. There are many non-christians here who would find such greetings as offensive and I am concerned that your site has become a bastion of pick and choose religion in which only christianity and the voice of christians and the customs of christians are favoured to the detriment of other divergent opinions.

Alfamann: Seun, I particularly take it as an insult that you would include me, as a nairaland member, in your christian wishes. There are many non-christians here who would find such greetings as offensive and I am concerned that your site has become a bastion of pick and choose religion in which only christianity and the voice of christians and the customs of christians are favoured to the detriment of other divergent opinions.

Home grown racist!

Seun: Hello Folks,

I wish you a Happy Easter.
I wish you safe journeys to and from your holiday destinations.
I wish you a fun-filled celebration.
And once again, I thank you for making Nairaland great!

Best regards,
Seun Osewa.

Same to you Seun. People like us really appreciate you. You've really makes us proud. At least, for giving us this medium to express ourselves. Kudos to you and your team there in your office. Thank you.

Either Tope Alabi or Bola Are. It will be three in one for me with any of them though.

- Praises to God Almighty
- Entertainment of guest
- Reaching out to lost souls for Christ

Wahala!

Well, as we all known that the only thing that is permanent for all human race is death. We can't escape it and as such we all might as well be preparing for it someday.
Adieu Mr Oluwole Awolowo. Rest perfectly well in the bossom of the Lord.

ebamma: Beauty and the beast

...........the beast indeed!

Aderupoko2: I am lamba wan today. I dey come.

Dull head

Aderupoko2: I am lamba wan today. I dey come.

Dull head

Mathematics is the backbone to every other subjects. You can survive without it though. So, deal with it!

Tolexander: Google said search CHAMELEON instead CHAMELLEON.

Don't mind them. Silly people they are. Why won't he spelled CHAMELLEON instead of CHAMELEON?

Traitors.

Okoro2015: Chei! see people's life. National weak link. Laughing in Oduduwa and Obatala.

You are mad. You think we are like you, that your General ran away and still leave you guys to the enemies? And if we are to find out now, you silly will be somewhere in Lagos here seeking protection.

Ewu.

Beginning of the end for PDP. Nothing last forever.

delors: Osaze has forgotten that dogs dont bite their lords. This is the same newspaper that sang Odemwingie's praises all these years...making him relevant in the local scene, his full pictures gracing the front pages, hailing him 'King Osaze' even for the littlest efforts on the pitch...He enjoyed it all and thought himself a king...Now he is fighting the same institution that brought him to limelight...Does this 30+ have brain at all? I respected and loved you boy but evidently, he aint shi.t. no more...some spoilt brat! What the funk have u even done for this country anyway? AFCON u no win, World Cup u no win, even monkey post cup self u no win...
Your mate dey donate to charity, help the helpless, u carry ur pointed nose siddon for UK dey insult us wey sing ur praises all these years...Na wah o...Evidently, your freaking days are numbered in the game...U can peacefully retire and pick up a role on twitter...They need brainless parrots like u on board anyway. Osi o da!

Dogs could bite a stupid Lords. Silly head

delors: I am more disappointed in Osaze! If truly he is a freaking hero, then he should know how to handle issues like this. He is no longer a hero as far as I can tell...the H has been replaced with Z....BTW, what makes him a hero? AFCON, he nor win, World Cup, he nor even near am, even monkey post, the guy nor win, so forget that hero thing abeg....we saw him as such but he has shown he doesnt deserve that title, home and abroad...He was my Nigerian sport idol but now, bros, he don dey become my Nigerian sport i.dio.t! Yeah...

Dummy talk.

Why can't we all leave the poor guy alone? How come this nation never appreciate and encourage anything good? Whatever Peter is going through now, only God knows. No one is perfect, I want you guys to remember that; and at least, you lots you should remember his old good days. We shouldn't always be in a position fo criticism all the time, but rather, that of encouragement.

Peter, whatever you going through now bro, remember that the Lord is right there with you. Forget about the haters, they've gone nothing good to offer you.

Shalom

jhydebaba: Photoshop

O ri e ti daru. Photo shop ko, photo room nii. Ode (as in stupid)

[quote author=Eko Atlantic#]So some Nigerians even married those ugly HIV abi na Aids carrier south Africa women [/quote]See how you've come to the public forum to disgrace yourself. Charity begins at home, you think say na joke?

Silly goat!