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May name is Taiwo (Hassan) Adebisi. Back in Government Unity Secondary School, Kaiama, Kwara state, we got separated from most of our colleagues after JSS 3 in 1994. please any alumni (Tope Ogun-something, Mumuni & his brother, Fausat Laaro, Jerome Adedayo, Tope Alabi, Dupe Ogunsanya, Murtala Moh'd, etc) kindly contact or send to 07025025070.

Life has thought me that you can choose how you want to live your life. . .  and die!

Somebody say 'nothing for you'
When i look am e be like blue

BTT rhymes with 'being beaten'!

Sicky tricky,

I'm out!

;d ;d ;d

Nothing do you, cbase. And tanx 4 d sms.

REPORT yourself!

If it is my org. you have failed my first test. . .

You will have urself to praise for it.

Superstar got it all right. except for that take on accessbank. entry level monthly take-home is 156k, thereabout.

Again, good job Superstar. you have saved me from doing the lenghty job.

May reach me on 07025025070.

They av an innovative brand. i dont know wu is packagin them, but their brand managers are doin yeo.

That is all. 2 years after i opened an ac with them, collectin my pin became an 'horror film', so i dumpd them for Zenith, where technology is speakin with efficient service.


Too bad for Diamonbank too. i used to b crazy abt Diamond Bank until i discovered that a DTAP (Target Achievement Plan Acct) contributory acct i opened with them with my paltry nysc allowee has been thrown into debit for only God knows why. So, i demanded to close the acct and was told that i MUST pay the debt I owe plus another N500 bein penalty for closing my account. So i yabbed, screamed, and scrammed. . . Corporate FRAUDSTERS

For short, PHB, Diamond, Spring, Sterling, First Inland (learnt they want to change their name to an european country) and ALL the 1st generation banks, no show. Some of these banks are really 4ny i tell u. I've been there. . .

i USED to like callin my g/f mom until she took seriously against it. she said it makes her feel older.

But i just felt very comfortable callin her mom. As far as i AM concerned, whether or not i call her mom, she still is my second mum. 4 God's sakes wu shud start trainin befor d kids start callin their mum "baby" as i do!

Anyway i'm careful wit the word. . .

Dating an ajebo is real fun i tell u.

The most important thing she needs is attention, which is what i've got lots of.

For example, i dont do soccer, so when my colleagues are discussin 'Arsenal' i am camping with her. I go ahead to tell my friends that she is my hobby, which is true though bcs she is very naughty and fun to b with.

Too, when i met her -back in school- i was a nobody, full-fledge pako, but today, we are both 'big class' sort of. Thanks to God, and plentily, her!

My 'Bunmi, I love you like it Xmas. . .

Make dem no kill am sha. . . Trust American South

Make dem no kill am sha. . . Trust American South

@ Poster,

You call that CULTURE? No it VULTURE!

Dont ask if its the African specie.

Than come here with absurd questions, do some rationalisation first.

. . . My pride as an African is hurt. . .

Haba, must some ignoramuses' bullshit, 'mumuism', absurdity, racism, etc be spelt in capital letters? I am dsappointed at Leilah

Shoo,  make i begin flunt my macho now,   

So the thin dey get to una too ehn? its so beautiful to kno that we are not the only ones that have 'dirty minds'. when we dey imagine how close our eyes dey 'unwrap' the half-packaged pumpkin, hot firewood (sorry, hot-legs. . .

Ok gals, go get your boxers (erm erm . . . & raincoats) and let's go afishing!

This is beautiful news!

I naively posted my email on Nairaland. And because it carries my orgnisation, i nearly fainted with scam mails from all sorts of Peter Greens, Allan Clusters, Rev. Vglog Von whatevers! until a friend interrogated me and we had to go back to edit the post.

Too, if u c what these guys are doin at the cafes, u will pity the future of our corporate image as Nigerians.

Its a cancer! ,

A cursory look at d responses clearly shows that the Pro-Rent-Pre-pay guys are either landlords/ladies, landlords/ladies' offsprings or Non-Nigerians.

No problem.

I just took a 2-bedroom apartment. I had to cough an advance fee for 2 years+caution deposit+agreement (with who? i dont know)+caretakers commission, + sundries + ,

ol boys, by the time i finished i almost started cursing the building for the damages it has done to my bank account.

For our inherent nature, I am not against pre-paid rent, but 2 years, aha what do you call that?

Sha, Landlordship/tenantship is only a condition o; remember, none they say, is permanent!

@ Malaza, and others with a brain as big as a housefly's.

South Africa is too young to disgrace the already hyper-damaged reputation of Africa. Much less South Africans.

Anyway, as put in the Bible "as his name is, so is he" South Africans are keeping south; malaza is a malaise

Pls see the cleaners!

@EMAD:

I think BlackMamba answered you right. Methink you should refocus your thinking. You assume you know, when infact the reverse is the case.

@BlackMamber:

Lol.

@Poster:

My suggestion is that you contact some of his relatives. Theirt response will do the trick.

You may also 'steal' the 'divorced' wife's contact - phone number, email, postal addy, etc - and speak with her yourself. Every thing will fall in2 its rightful place.

Nigerians are wonderful lovers, and wonderful indeed we are. Thank you for trying us.

And I say cool.

In Europe, your mates already have up to 3 divorces. . .

Baba Boluwatife, you have MY support for the naming ceremony.

Ciao.

When I was lookin 4 a job, I felt there was no point downsizing my age. I was 27.

ALL my highflying cousins advised I cut my age. One outrightly told me "wa pe" (Meaning 'you will obviously delay in futility' in Yoruba). Another specifically re-did my resume to his choice age for me before pushing d cv 2 his connections.

Funny enough, none of their efforts, I mean serious efforts yielded as little as an invitation to write a test. All the calls I had were where I personally submitted my resume with my real age.

Today, I am happily on a job that I applied for with my real age and without ANY connection but God's.

So Poster, the choice is yours, but my advise is BE WHO YOU ARE AND BE PROUD YOU ARE. Of course except u consider urself a failure!

Tell your friend to write her obituary. And not to worry, her mum will take care of her (your friend's) will.

I know a family where d 3 sons always beat up their mum. 2day, they r all worm meat & d poor woman is still alive, bouncing hale and hearty.

Must-improve-or-damn

If my child has taken to dying at the dry season, I have also learnt to be burying him at the bank of the river. Gbam!

Ai ni ba ba Hause bane. Amade na iya kadan kadan. Lapia kuke ko?

I'm half Ghanian half Nigerian, humourously, a total African.

Our AA brothers are still trying to grasp the culture shock of their 'new' environment. They will get there. But bcs the white race is not giving the right chance, its not going to be easy. But my people will get there.