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Hahahaha. Eyaa sowiee

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Come o,what planet is dis man from? He's really trying. Call it eye-service if u like,na u sabi .if e pain u,tel ur guvnor to do same or somtin similar.
Rochas is nt my guvnor,bt I troway "flenty" salute for him

Bt dat her nose luks strange. Esp d second picshur

I can manage to trust u bfor u venture into politics,bt once u enter....no more trust. Anythin can happn. Govt offices hav a way of polluting even a pope when he's appointed or elected

[quote author=emeka.D.]How many people viewing this crap[/quote]What's crap abt it. Are u a police officer?

Sadists,pls try n appreciate somtin good wen u see it. E no easy.u can't even consttruct a paper boat n yet u condemn

Govvt no go see dis one appreciate. Na only to force person to learn french n chinese dem sabi

If dis guy succedes in having his request met,then lagos state govt shuld get ready to keep plAyin d middle man between d fed govt and some new set of pple dat wiLl arise to claim one compensation or d oda

Nna mehnnnnn!!! Dis is ridiculous. @ op,pple like u dnt prosper because u term evrytin evil. Haba! How dumb can u bbe? R u so righteous dat u have lost ur sense of reasonin?
Dear lord,pls hv mercy oon dis one for she knows not what she's doing...

10 yrs without sex? So what have dey bn doing all dis while? Gisting?

Hmmmm. How on earth did soomeone come up wit dis news?or did one frsc staff see it in a dream and immediately wake up to tweet dat rubbish?Somethin is fishy here,y would dey report a news as serious as dis and later denounce it?or has d ministry of transport threatened someone?Hope frsc is not trying to wash dia hands off dis news since it might have created some tension.

I really hope its false sha

This is a story of a mother, who went to a MacDonald’s with her two kids and ordered Happy meals.While they were eating the 6-year old was more interested in the slide across the street then in the chicken nuggets which he didn’t even touch.So the mother decided she would eat them.

Without actually watching what she was doing she was bringing a chicken biggest to her mouth, just when her 8-year old son yelled not to eat it.So she looked at the biggest to find that — despite the crust, it looked just like a chicken’s head.Nobody knew how it got there.The manager offered them their meal for free and two more weeks of free meals.The mother pressed charges and demanded 100,000 dollars compensation

TOAD FOUND IN PEPSI CAN
Fred DeNegri was grilling in his backyard when he cracked open a can of Diet Pepsi, took a thirsty gulp and immediately started gagging. The flavor of his Pepsi was rank and the texture was thick like slime. He immediately took it to a sink and shook out the contents until something resembling "pink linguini" slid out, followed by "dark stuff”. Despite persistent shaking, a heavy object remained inside the can. Completely disgusted, the DeNegris immediately called poison control and the FDA, and the can was taken in for lab testing to identify the source of the sludgy mess. The couple received a copy of the completed report from the Food and Drug Administration Office of Regulatory Affairs, which concluded the foreign matter appeared to be a frog or a toad.

MOUSE BAKED IN BREAD
Stephen Forse, from Kidlington, bought the bread from a store in Bicester, in January 2009. He was shocked to find a dead mouse in his loaf of bread while making sandwiches for his children. Premier Foods, which makes the bread, was fined £16,821.14 after the firm admitted it had failed to ensure all stages of food production were protected against contamination

DEAD Mouse FOUND IN CURRY JAR
When Cate Barrett bought a jar of tikka masala sauce from her local Asda store, she was expecting it to contain a bit of a kick. But what she wasn't expecting to find was the dead mouse which had somehow ended up in the jar - along with the rest of her favorite sauce. The nursery worker had begun making dinner for herself and her boyfriend, Nigel, when she poured the sauce into the pan, and noticed it was a little lumpy. As she began stirring the sauce through, she noticed what looked like whiskers and a tail - and immediately knew it was a dead rodent. The couple took the dead animal and the jar of Asda Extra Special sauce back to the shop where a manager apologized and said it would be sent for examination


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ajayioluwatobi: Kia!!! My pastor in trouble

Has ur pastor acquired so much dat u hv to pity him?

Jybz: I slypt in Church 2day too....
But mine wasn't d food....My boy was having serious fever..he didn't allow us till 4:30am.......
I sooooo slypt....I was ashamed of ma self.....
As am typing dis am still feeling slypy sef..

Eyaa. Pele. Ur own reason is understandable. He's healed IJN

taharqa: Is yr 'father' the drinkard? Such behaviour can be taken care of nowadays though

U can correct constructively witout. Involving d father

purplekayc: @iamswizz, what category does seun osewa fall? Uh?

Hahhahaha. Ur ban is on d way. Dnt give up

11. The ones dat usually quote a very lenghty post,giving d readers d stress of goin thru d whole tin again only to reply with not more than 5 words

Property sharing, one of d worst iSsues dat can tear a once loving and closely knit family.

To all d mobile chimneys,a word is enuf for d wise!!

Police!!! Kaii. Dare-devils in black. What part of hell did dose animals come out frm?

Tonto tonto,abeg come make we collabo release one hit joor. Make we join forces offload music wey dame patience go fit dance

I dey warn u now. No ask me dis kain queshion again

What's with nairaland and all dis dia funny word replacements? Who be tarta here now wey dem dey hide suuch word frm? Or is dis just a holy pretence?

So its now some kind of random selection for someone to be given admission.anyway christmas is on d way,jobless n brainless scammer

Ah ah! Dis topic still dey?so dia is no good samaritan or better still any jobless fellow who can use his or her church mind to do it? Is it not just to beg jonah?abi is dia any oda tin involved? Haba! No big deal na,since I'm jobless at d moment,lemme just finish drinking my garri,den I wil head straight to govt house to beg d ex-shoeless guy.na *beggingtinz*

[quote author=nwaigbo_mg]Wao! Dats my beatiful cousin sitting next to rochas (left) amaka ihekwaba of rochas foundation owerri.[/quote]Is dis d skool dat Rochas made free for students?? If yes,d guy dey try o. He's type is rare

Is dat lakpalapa I'm seeing on her head She luks like a widow

onagoodday: Ladies, please and please, try and keep yourself and get married as a virgin,if you do, the probability of being barren post marriage is 1 in 100. Barreness is mostly due to abortion induced reproductive tract damage and STDs,live good...cheers

Eziokwu? R u for real So what about guys dat hv fertility problems too?see ur reasoning?