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sushieater: Which person profile?..All those una dumb formats no dey pay again o, dey here dey waste d little time you have left to live in dis world..Onye Oshi!!

Hehehehehehehe.

slimyem: it wasn't on purpose...
Didn't even see your post before i did mine...
Nor vex..

Even if u did,what's wrong wit dat? Nobody has monopoly of words here. Abi wil u be banned for itt? Just askin

Hmmmm! Dis teacher don hear am.

Na today? I wan ashame dieinfact ashamed is catching me. I'm soooo ashamed of dis country n I feel it more esp wen I watch d tv or hear some nauseatin news abou naija. God dey sha!

Lie lie people. Dt woman just dey yarn okpata. Just tell us d truth dt a terrorist wanted to blow up d plane bt was unsuccedful and dt u wil try to beef up secuity in out airports instead of comin out to vomit dt trash fr$ ur mouth.
Wen will nigerians stop taking pple for granted?

By d way what's olisa still doing in dat radio station? I tot he was dismissed sometime ago for showing his WWF skills on one of d employees there who was also accused of stealing rice?
Anyway olisa u no do me anythin sha,bt I just dslike u. Luks really arrogant

Hmmm! Business boom for tailors

Haba! U guys should atleast let his spirit go far bfor u start mocking him. RIP sir

Weneva my mom beats me for doing somthin wrong intentionally or mistakenly,esp wen she beats me so silly dat it even surpasses d crime I commited,she usually apologised wit tears in her eyes, she was dt emotional. Bt dat doesn't stop her frm injectin some discipline in us

lepasharon: Seriously... stop making nigerians feel bad

Its nt for nigerians to feel bad ,bt to sit up!

OMG! Wit all dis,I'm actually scared n wonder how mine will be. Me wey dey fear ordinary injection.God abeg o

Hmmm!!! Idi amin fashola ,Odikwa risky. If u think pple use okada to rob,den wait till its banned and see d gigantic level of criime rate eva recorded,this wil be so because a lot of ppple will be sent into d unemployment market.
In as much as megacity is fasholas dream project,he should also try to hv some conscience,u cannot drive dat huge percentage of pple into d risky wrld and expect ur dreAm to come true

fankasibe: i'm a muslim and i had being in spirit once, i felt i coundn't breath and couldn't open my eyez at will.....making it easy to hear His Message. Being in d spirit has nothing to do with ur religion, its a spiritual priviledge by God.

Ur response tells me ur a true n mattured muslim. Very matured answer devoid of all dose religious bashing dt nairaland is known for. Thumbs up!

A lot of arrogant pple on nairaland. Tufiakwa

tellwisdom: I have one at the moment, and its worth 210,000…Nigerian currency

Eziokwu

VANITY!!!!!

E nevr finish. Afterall he's a muslim n he's enitled to 4 wives.ride on oga fuji

Doctor of nollywood. A great height attained sha

Its so annoying wen I see pastors defending demsefs.real men of God dnt try to convince anyone to believe dem cos dia annointin n character speaks for dem.
Bt nowadays we hv pastors doing serious marketting n rebranding just to get pples attention n lots of followership. So many fakes around. Like one I used to know who got married to my friend only to discover dt her holier-than-thou hubby drinks stout and goes around with condoms. If dat kind life hungry u,y not leave d altar,stop decievin pple,drop ur bible n check into any bar or guesthouse n hv ur fun. Stop pollutin Gods temple Pastorsssssss

So what if he's on d queue? Where e for dey bfor?na him house e for vote? Abi dose wey stand for sun get leprosy? MAke e dey dia joor
I no kuku get any of d candidate for mind. Let d best man win

Lol. A pastor is not Demi-god,so he can be criticised esp wen he's going astray. Btw what makes one a pastor? Pastoral school or d gift of vison,which God can impose on anyone.
Sorry to say dis,bt I respect some ordinary church goers to pastors

andyanders: Funke, her husband and all his mistresses are clear candidate for HIV/Aids. We are waiting to read their obituary.

Dats a mean tin to say mr hiv negative

oluface: What make them shameless people? They worked for the money

If I may ask,what kind of work ? Perhaps poilitical thugery

See d cheap moni dey r even fighting for sef. Mtchewww. Englisg sepeakin nollywood actors will nt disgrace demsefs over such a meagre amount. Na millions tinz

Nna mehnnnn!!!!! I'm begining to love my plate nyaSh. I no wan enlarge again. Any clothe wey no fit d ass should go to hell

OBITUARY!
We wish to announce d untimely call to glory of two new songz "its ova" n "hi" who passed on shortly after dey were born.
Burial Arrangements:
Wake keeping @ Tonto dikehs recording studio,Oct 2012 right now
Body departs youtube mortuary shortly for lekki(tontos house) where it will be finally laid to rest.

They r survived by
Singer-tonto
Producer
Music director
And all d studio crew

Announcer for d family-Tonto

Adieu great songs. We shall meet to part no more

Kaiii. Tonto ur in soup

Hehehehehehehe!!!! I just dey laff.y d man no look outside na? I really dnt trust keepin female kids with step fadas,uncles,male cousins etc

Dnt judge a book by its cover. Kate judged dat albino boy even bfor his performance

sammily: My God!!! U guys will not kill me wif laugh, and I wan write exam today, how will I concentrate now?

With ur earpiece in ur ear,listenin to tonto's blazing track,all d inspiration u need for d success of ur exam will automatically b downloaded to ur brain. #poko#

OMG!!! Lwtma! All dis for tonto? Chaii. D song don die even bfor e com out. Lollll. Bt all dis yabs and beef sef don reach to make her songs sell like hot cake,because now evryone would like to even listen to it and know how bad it really is n by so doing it must hv gone round evrybodys ears

naijababe:


See lie lie

I fear o. Dat poster certainly didn't do his homework well at alllll. Which uni did genevieve attend n when abeg?