₦airaland Forum

bemeruca:
That's why someone who transitions and looks like a girl is still a boy if they have a dick, or if they cut off their dick but cannot menstruate or produce eggs.

Do you see millions of people and organisations who seem to be "confused"?

ijebosb:
Everyone else not so much.
In the US, convicts usually have hard times getting jobs. But... Trump.

If convicted dump gets elected, then the majority of Americans in US would have obviously given him the job.

Stupid Max. The only due he gets from me for this race is a kick up the backside!

Tolezy001:
Good day everyone, I am a 24 year old guy who just finished NYSC in ibadan and I decided to stay back in ibadan but my parents coerced me to come back home and now they don't want want me to leave anymore.

They are your parents, and if they love you as they should they'd bless you whatever you do, but more important is that you go and bless yourself.

Leave! You have enough faith you can stand on your own feet, so go find out if you can stand on your own feet.

MikeofKd:
The word black magic exists without doubts if only you shun ignorance and be open minded to certain beliefs about black magic or juju.

Be open minded so junk enters? Thankfully Alice gave a good response to similar nonsense.

budaatum:
"I can't believe that!" said Alice.

"Can't you?" the Queen said in a pitying tone. "Try again: draw a long breath, and shut your eyes."

Alice laughed. "There's no use trying," she said: "one can't believe impossible things."

"I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen. "When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."

Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There

MikeofKd:
The white men re~branded Christianity and sold it to us in Africa and strangely we are still holding on dearly to those beliefs of this so called white men who came to destroy Africa.
The white men practice black magic or juju very well , but you wouldn't know.

By the time the white men brought you their Christian book, they themselves were reading A Critique of Pure Reason, and hoped you'd understand not to live by bread alone, but would ask and knock and seek for understanding. Yet here we are peddling rubbish that most abandoned when they got enlightened.

For your information, the white men do not practice black magic or juju except when they want to deceive you. They themselves know that the food they eat is created by the sweat of their brow, but it pays them for you to believe you eat manna from heaven, because that way you'd not be able to compete in the market with them.

DevilsEqual:
A theory that had no real life witness until some random scientists came up 16centuries later to propound shity stuffs. U actually want a smart brain like me to believe that.

So, you'd rather believe a "theory" of about 2500 years ago that had no real life witness and is just what some random people wrote in a book?

No, I don't want you to believe either theory. I just wish you'd use the smart brain you claim you have to seek to know instead.

And before you deceitfully say its not about god, do note you mentioned atheist, which is about gods.

Zooposki:
Just like Adam blamed Eve, men has always been blaming women for their downfall.

Imagine. Eve opened his eyes and freed him from slavery and empowered him to populate the earth, but instead of appreciating her for using her mind, he blames her for talking to a snake.

She should have told him to fuq off when he told her she was his rib, if you asked me. Just as we should tell those who tell us snakes speak to fuq off.

basilico:
Semenya definitely has a physical advantage of other women, she went through a harrowing experience. But she married a woman eventually fueling rumors about her gender
It's her life, she got beaten in many races but we all know athletics requires super fitness, supreme peace of mind , determination, proper training, etc which she obviously doesn't get.

There were rumours about her gender long before she married anyone. And she obviously was super fit and had determination, proper training, and peace of mind despite all the harassment.

Point is, you were confused about her gender despite her having all the obvious born attributes you normally use to determine gender. And that shows its not as simple as you want to make out it is.

Sapasenator:
What do you need, Ayjay is agreeing to pay 100k per month. You know it's not going to be free money right? You will pay for it one way or the other. Just DM the op for more terms of the agreement.

I'm very certain the op has expectations for his 100k that I would pay for one way or the other. Its that one way or the other that I want listed here to see if its worth my time. I'm also certain you'd expect me to negotiate his one way or the other, unless you think he is buying a slave who has no say in the matter.

So I'm asking him to list his expectations here, so our negotiating is done in public. After all, it is you all that would be called upon if what is agreed is breached.

Op, I'm certain you have expectations in mind when you posted the thread. List them and stop wasting my time please.

bemeruca:
I don't see the complexity here. because of Semenya it is complex to say what a woman is

It was complex saying Semenya is a woman.

Zonefree:
DM him for more details.

No thank you. I need this done in public so everyone sees I'm not cheated.

State the terms of the contract please.

What would this girlfriend need to do and put up with from you?

Some things are just far too complex for some.

Following Semenya's victory at the 2009 World Championships, she was made to undergo sex testing, and cleared to return to competition the following year.[8][9] The decision to perform sex testing sparked controversy in the sporting world and in Semenya's home country of South Africa. Later reports disclosed that Semenya has the intersex condition 5α-Reductase 2 deficiency and natural testosterone levels in the typical male range.[10][11]

In 2019, new World Athletics rules came into force preventing athletes like Semenya with certain disorders of sex development (DSDs) from participating in 400m, 800m, and 1500m events in the female classification, unless they take medication to suppress their testosterone levels. Semenya has filed a series of legal cases to restore her ability to compete in these events without testosterone suppression, arguing that the World Athletics rules are discriminatory.[12]
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caster_Semenya

DavidEsq:
What's that sound? Buda? Sounds like dropping into water

Did you see my response to the intelligent Omoluabi16? You'll get a similar one when you deserve it.

Omo, I'm certain you've seen how loan apps collect unpaid debt. Pity we wouldn't like our government to be so ruthless.

Omoluabi16:
It is still unseriousness on the part of everybody -farmers, government, e.t.c. There should be a mechanism for recouping such loans and making sure such loans are put to it's right use. Except there is a collusion somewhere.
Nigerians own the land? Maybe not.

Nigerians do own the land. And indeed it is unseriousness on all our part, including the consumer who wants to pay below the price of production.

I mean, how can I plant crops and expect to make profit when the purchaser is crying on my shoulder that minimum wage is 30k? Did I send them? Does fertiliser seller care about minimum wage? Does the person I rent land from care about minimum wage? Does the school I pay my children's fees care about minimum wage? And then when I don't sell to them they will go in my farm and steal it and be telling me its Fulani! So of course I will not plant anymore, let us all starve.

Nigeria's problems are huge, and we have not even begun to understand it not to talk of start finding solutions. But after half of us die off, I am certain those who are left will decide to reset our brains.

So, you first went and gave hiv to your girlfriend because you are ignorant, and are now informing us that she's spread it around?

Really, you deserve to be shot!

https://www.nairaland.com/8050194/unsafe-sexual-encounters-contracted-hiv

whymewhyme12:
I'm so disappointed, but yes, I believe I have inadvertently put someone in a situation that will make her life miserable. She's a coworker, and I feel deeply sorry for her. However, I had the misconception that if you slept with someone without ejaculating inside of them, neither party would contract any diseases.

Last December, after work ended around 10 pm, I took a woman home. However, all attempts to engage in intimacy with her were unsuccessful. I couldn't send her away due to the unsafe nature of the area I live in. Frustrated and thinking it might be because of my d*ck size, I impulsively went to the nearest brothel that night, fueled by drugs and a desire to avoid any non-consensual encounters at home. Unfortunately, the condom burst just as I was about to ejaculate.

I asked the woman if she was clean, and she assured me that she regularly undergoes check-ups. However, a few weeks later, I started experiencing discomfort: internal heat, appearance and disappearance of red nodes, symptoms resembling typhoid and malaria, tingling sensations in my tongue, and a pricking feeling in my foot.

Unable to ignore these symptoms, I rushed to a hospital for testing in March while on an official assignment for my company. The initial test results came back negative, but I am still waiting to undergo a confirmation test in the next three months. Despite this, all the symptoms persist.

Two weeks ago, a new employee developed feelings for me, and we ended up intimate at my new apartment. Yesterday, she showed me a red node, and today, she pointed out two red spots on her hand.

Although I did not ejaculate during our encounter, I am concerned for her well-being. I had wrongly believed that not ejaculating inside someone was safe.

I'm terrified that she may suffer the same health issues I am facing. Although I spent significant amount of money —about 10k—seeking treatment for the sickness she may have transmitted to me."

I'd change our education system so science is mandatory up to the first year in university for every course.

It would make Nigerians understand that their food comes from the sweat of their brow and not like manna from heaven.

And if perchance I can change 2 things, religious organisations will pay tax.

DavidEsq:
I pity u for believing that that loan got to farmers

You should pity yourself for believing instead of reading the thread to find out and know.

But we both know you quoted buda just so you can say you contributed.

https://www.nairaland.com/8139674/chinese-planting-cassava-ogere-remo#130712714

derico:
Even if I was well awake, I probably would have done same...

I'd bet you probably wouldn't have done the same. You definitely wouldn't do the same ever again, because you sound way too smart and willing to take responsibility for your error and learn from your mistake than to stupidly repeat it.

Now, if you had not taken responsibility for your error and learnt from your mistake and instead ignorantly blamed it on juju or black magic, you definitely would have done the same again and again and again till you accepted responsibility and learnt.

I must say, this reporter did a very thorough job.

Kirigidi:
You mean "political farmers"? The real rural farmers hardly have access to such.

You do know we rural farmers form cooperatives and used to give each other loans, right, usually with added funding from the government?

Unfortunately, since we usually hardly ever paid the loans back, that's pretty much dried up.

arantess:
even if loans were truly given, is it not when you make gains then pay back?
with insecurity and herdsmen eating their crops how possible?

Well, I doubt I should expect the person who gives me loans to secure my farm for me. But if they would perhaps they can clear the rubbish too and plant my crops for me and then pay back the loan for me too?

As for your herdsmen. Before herdsmen arrive in my farm, my own tribesperson in my Orolu Kingdom of Ifon Osun has already arrived there and stolen my crop, I found.

budaatum:
The thought of Fulani kidnapping in Enugu or my own Yoruba land is just comical and for the ignorant as far as I'm concerned.

I've always said I would learn some Fulfude before becoming a kidnapper, so when I kidnap you you'd yell cow instead of looking for me amongst yourselves.

Thing is, that's probably too much effort on my part since most would yell cow as soon as they hear kidnap anyway, the bunch of lazy fuqs!

But I'm sure you'd wake up to the fact someday that we've been kidnapping yourselves.

oyatz:
Let me tell you the truth, no president can develop Nigeria alone and definitely, not with the kind of people in Nigeria with very WRONG mindsets/attitudes.

This is a truth you definitely do not need to tell me. Every Nigerian, or at least a considerable most of us, need to adopt the right mindsets and attitudes that enables us all to develop our Nigeria. That's why I insist we start with educating ourselves to adopt the right mindsets and attitudes.

I had to go check what this was about.

https://twitter.com/BudgITng/status/1806679626443280716

Rexymania:
Go and read more books...don't depend on all these secondary and university curriculum

Skool na scam, right?

I don't think you are worth the time. Sorry.

Baldwretch:
When you get to Heaven righteous reader, you would join the queue.

You know this because you've been, right, and are just returning to tell us who haven't been what happened when you got there, or are you just patronising ignorant fools?

All the God stuff you added to your post is mumbojumbo that blinds you to the facts you seem to already know.

If the officer in charge is as fair as you claim, and if you sleep on site, how would you possibly not be on the site by 7:40am and therefore be favoured?

Baldwretch:
Here is the thing. By 7:40am, when toolbox meeting starts, you should be there. If you are not in the site by 7:50am, you would not work for that day because the officer in charge would have assigned duties to all the independent contractors there at the time.

He added that I should move in with those contractors who sleep on site as they are also favoured.

Why is it that you think the below is better than what you might have written about pigs?

brosg007, come and see another like you.

budaatum:
Your laclik makes it unreadable!

DeLaRue:
Is there any government in the world that can develop a country with a people like Nigerians?

I don't think so.

I think so.

First, give us Buhari who calls us lazy fuqs. Then give us Tinubu till we cry ẹbi npa wa. And after those 2, and if we haven't learnt, let our laziness and ignorance get to the point where the dead are left rotting on the street.

When we start walking pass our smelly dead relatives and our population halves, those who remain will learn by force.

Hezzyluv:
I no dey talk about oil alone. Do you know Nigeria still has undiscovered resources hitherto?

Yes. Nigeria has immense undiscovered human resource that it has not begun to train to be productive.

Instead, we are trained to look up to the heavens and worship the gods.

mrvitalis:
Those Chinese farmers are not one, they operate as a company

Nvm

As in, a few of them group their capital together to work together and share the risk and the profit. While, every Nigerian wants to be their own boss working alone so all the profit and the risk is theirs.

Can you see the benefits and the risks in both? Look at Nairaland if you don't.