₦airaland Forum

emmalexabl:
SOMEBODY SHOULD BRING ME THE HEAD OF OLISEH ON A PLATTER !!!

Jakumo:
I am yet to recover from the enthronement of the Ayatollah as Nigeria's president, which still occurred despite my feverish deployment of industrial strength Vodoo curses, Juju hexes, and other assorted powerful hocus-pocus that was commissioned at great monetary cost, all to make sure that Johnny B Goode remained as Nigeria's elected president, while ensuring that the Ayatollah never smelt power for the rest of all time. The rest, as they say, is history.

Be that as it may, the Ayatollah can redeem his image, even in the eyes of we his staunchest opponents, by seeing to it that Mrs. Frog Eye Madueke, who featured so prominently amongh that group of ugly, bug-eyed floozies that did such irreparable damage to the Jonathan regime, is given a fiar trial and then promptly marched to the stakes so that the firing squad can duly send direct her to Hades in a blaze of glory.

[size=16pt] Firing Squad for Frog Eye Madueke. [/size]

bestestgirl:
First lemme laugh you small

Second, those gifts are not worth 30k biko, so chillix and stop overthinking things, its just a token she bought you because she likes you.

You, on the other hand, should have rejected it outright since you know that you can NEVER date her. infact, why did you not just greet her normally and pass that day, you had to add all the sweet words and then exchange contacts (all the while knowing that you can NEVER date her)

Ok Now what to do:
1. pack all those things back into the gift bag.
2. Go to her house and knock on ther door
3. when she opens, hand the bag to her and say "Hi, I realise that I am to blame for this current confusion because I may have given you mixed signals, however I want to clarify things that I am not currently looking for a relationship, I would like us to remain friends but I don't want to date you. so if this exchange of gifts means what I think it means, I apologize for confusing you."
4. Turn around and go back to your house
5. NEVER flirt with any girl you know you will never date.


She may be hurt today but she will respect you for not playing with her heart.

kingthreat:
This as usual will inflate the already large ego of Peter Okoye. Right now i don't give a hoot if they are brand ambassadors. Whatever happened to the ordinary Nigerian on the street like me who have been using Glo for 10 years and I have never been for once gifted with 50 Naira airtime

Karismatik:
I pity Oliseh should he lose Enyama.
He is a failure already.

SLIDEwaxie:
What words exactly did he use?

That is how you will throw snare at the press dey expect speculations.

Bros, the guy no insult your mother...Stop lying. You have been thrown out...stay that way.

Na like dt you tear query letter from NFF as if you're indispensable.


Wetin dey do u?

Uchwilliam:
I have this young girl that i like.she likes me too(she has evn sent me luv text msg )nd never disturb me for moni but knows i‘m not financialy ok bt talks about her nid of moni(she works bt doesnt earn much).also she told me she is a virgin nd intend to do it after marriage nd i let her be(with doubt of cos).
The issue here is dat there is a guy she told me that always disturb her to be his gf nd she refused but d guy continued pestering her.she evn abused him one time.i know dis guy nd he knows me.the guy is rich but promiscous nd stay closeby.
Recently sb told me that she visited this guy in his room.

wasak:
We started dating in 2011 after a year of asking her out. I just love her naturally not for anything. Admittedly, her stubbornness might be partly due to my over pampering at the initial stage of our relationship, I was naive but I think 4 years is actually a long time for the love to be balanced. At every point in time she claims she loves me more, but no evidence whatsoever to show for it. I don't want to venture into crazy things I've done for her, that's a story for another day.
It appears she takes delight in frustrating me due to my simple nature, actually I can be stubborn too, but not with regards to relationship because I believe it's all about compromise. She's inconsiderate and selfish, always wants to have her way at all time even though I have to sacrifice my convenience for her umpteen times. I'm scared of settling down with a woman who'll finally kill me, I love her no doubt. But it appears love is not enough. Someone talk to me pls

Beremx:
The day NTA will do mistake and call President Muhammadu Buhari president of INigeria, they are in for trouble.

Ndi ara!

IEdo ko! Iphone ni!

Vanquay:
https://i.imgur.com/9C0UxA4.gif

SkinnyDude:
for me, i prefer the TV Version. the girls and the yatch

sonssyo:
LVG is just sick upstairs, wrong arrangement. wat do u expect, am not watching d game share, but he need to pull depay and carrick out and put Jones and Schneiden and rearrange young ,den we see if we can score even a goal or two. but we lost did one sha

alexvatt:
what matters is hit song not quality video. quality video with poor song will not sell.

officiallygreat:
You really don't have to spend so much to have a very good video ... The clarity of your video is based on the camera and the video editing. Beyonce has used an iphone to shoot a video before and the quality was awesome so you really have no reason to say you need as much as millions to shoot a good video ... Companies like Avid Group have done a couple of videos for upcoming acts at a very cheap rate and the quality has been nothing but spotless. to get to Avid Group mail them at AvidGroupWorldwide@gmail.com ...

paris10:
Creflor Dollar needed a $65,000 jet to do God's work ( his congregation are currently donating the money ). Adeboye, Oyedepo et al also need this amount of money to do God's work. Pope rode in a $20k mini series car. He specifically demanded this because " as a man of God you cannot live confortably and ride the most expensive cars whilst the children of God are suffering".

Over to the gullible Nigerian pastors defenders.

caprini1:
Even as a MADRID SUPER FAN....Barca played so well,hit the cross bar 3 times,,,,,,dont even compare barca with these women choir team

ribbit:
Pmb

To think the cake almost looks alike even when gej's cake costs over 90million
While pmb's cake costs less than 1million

mormoni:
This is what i'm facing in my ongoing relationship. My girlfriend talks a lot on the phone, she says a lot of things on phone; romantic stuff and all sort of things. When it comes to chatting, she is very free with me expressing her love for me. But once i'm with her, the whole thing changes..for her to look in to my eyes is a very big problem not to talk of her talking freely with me. She is always shy but only when we are together. Fellow nairalanders, how do I correct this? How do I make her feel free with me

charlesucheh:
Now, it should be programmed for 65,001. Sorry for forgeting you jare!!!

mentorken05:
The way these things are going in Syria now, soon mistakes are gonna be made and everybody will start shooting everybody.
Not many are gonna understand the following...
Syrian military are Fighting ISIS, Al nusra and other Rebel groups.
The Rebels are fyting ISIS, Al nusra and The Syrian Army.
Al nusra are fyting Syrian army, ISIS and oda rebels.
The Kurdish Pershmaga (YPG) are fighting ISIS but friendly to PKK.
The PKK are fighting ISIS.
The Turks are fighting both ISIS and the PKK but friendly to the YPG.
The Iraqi military are fytin ISIS but are friendly to the PKK, d Turks but not the YPG
The Iranians are supporting the Syrians and Iraqis in fight against ISIS only.
The Americans and dia western allies are fighting ISIS and are friendly to Turkey, Iraq, YPG and PKK, but not to the Iranians and d Syrian Govt.
The Hezbollah are fyting ISIS, and are friends wit d Syrian govt and d Iranians, but not the Americans
The Saudis are supporting Al Nusra and oda rebel groups fighting the Syrian govt and ISIS
Now the Russians av arrived, and av started fyting ISIS, Al nusra and oda rebel groups (who av western and Arabian backing) dat hav bn fytin the Syrain Govt
ISIS...fyting Everybody!

pTomz:
Jst asking

Why do ladies feel so excited whenever they post a picture of them without makeup?
Something guys do everyday. They be like #natural_me #Aww_I woke up like this #dats me natural ..Yeeeee

joseph1832:
According to whom?

omojeesu:
NO ONE DISTURBS GAYS FROM ENGAGING IN THEIR SEXUAL PREFERENCE. BUT SOCIETY SAYS SAME SEX MARRIAGE HERE IS AGAINST THE LAW.
FREEDOM IS NOT LINCENCE FOR UNACCEPTABLE SOCIAL BEHAVIOUR.