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A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.

The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he married the one with the largest breasts.


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Dfinex:
1. How possible is it to kneel down under water??
2. How did they photograph it, is it from under water? Cos if it was taken from up, u can only see from the waistline.... Just being curious

1.) Beach.

2.) Waterproof camera.

Anything can be photoshopped these days. And that seagull makes this one particularly suspect...

Concept is cheesy, but pic is very beautiful.

3 weeks?

Gotta be lipo...

shortgun:
I was a guest at a party organized by one of the bigwigs as far as politics is concerned is in the country.

We were doing our thing........drinking expensive wines and dancing to music by some of best Nigerian artistes when suddenly a big coaster bus drove into the expansive compound with two police escort vehicles.
We were just wondering who the passengers were only to discover that the bus was filled with young girls.

The oldest among the girls should not be more than 23....I believe most the girls were sourced from secondary schools. I came to understand that some of the Aides to these big men normally arrange for these young girls on the instructions of there Principals whenever they want to host their friends.

The Oga on whose compound we were partying just came out and selected some of the girls and took them inside. He then said to us "Guys pick anyone you like and go enjoy yourselves".

I was not able to sleep throughout that nite.....These are men who have daughters of the same age with the ones they are sleeping with.
These are men that most young people see as role models.

I lost my respect for these so called "elder statesmen" that nite.

Yeah, they were all kidnapped.

23 is UNIVERSITY age.

Sashafm:
Being recently churned out by NYSC, on October 15th of this month. I have always heard about how precarious it was to get a job in this country without connections, but I did not actually know the gravity of it until now. Armed with my 2.1 certificate from OAU (The best University ) and my NYSC discharged certificate I thought now I have arrived to become gainfully employed.

I left Lagos for Abuja just 2 days after my POP, alas, after sending out countless applications and applying for any job that fits my criteria, I have not even been called for a single interview!!!.

I was swayed after a week and thought to myself, if I wouldn't be called for interviews I would go in search of the companies my self and make an appearance. I was Wrong . I am not really conversant with Abuja very well, but i was determined to go in search of a job physically instead of gazing at my laptop all day long. I dressed in my best, looked very corporate even wore my corporate court shoes that i painfully bought from my alawee in the hope that when I get called for interview by Standard chartered bank or PWC , I would launch it. Anybody that met me on the way would think I am a business executive,on my way to seal a contract deal.

Started the long journey to town as I stay close to the airport. on getting there I started from Wuse zone 3, as I had earlier sourced from the internet the addresses of companies that had posted vacancies in Abuja. My plan was to go and submit my CV in person .Unfortunately for me I was even unable to locate the offices as, the Address given on the internet did not even correspond. mogbe moment was activated as I was lost, broke and on heels with no direction. I was being turned back at most of the offices, that was when I realized the gravity of being an unemployed person. At a point removed my shoes and changed to my sanders as i had packed them in my bag. Dejected and sad, I turned back home. And here I am at home again. Glued to my laptop and scanning for job again. It is indeed pathetic.

In the meantime, you could freelance on Upwork.com, since you have a laptop and internet.

These pictures are sincerely disturbing....

I wish I can unsee some of them.

PissedOffWeed:
It is Unfair oh! So ordinary lie fit keep me in hell with these fooooooooooooools! Tah abeg hell fire get levels!

Powdered milk.

madridguy:
The genius behind this deserves National award. This is incredible.

If you look closely, you'll see charcoal glowing in there...

The battery most likely certainly serves to power some kind of fan.

scantee:
Abeg Chelsea should cancel their contract with YOKOHAMA, that sponsor na full time badluck, they only brought Hama for chelsea choi, every team just de hama dem de go!

coogar:
your mom & her bedmate probably plotted your dad's death. she couldn't wait to get rid of your dad so she can have free access to her boyfriend.

Easy there Sherlock...

Very weighty allegation.

Did you miss the part where the poster said: "Most weekends, Mum would go out and bring someone back."

Not gonna happen.

They can't afford to pay that much.

sinaj:
I will simply tell him I bought d shoes for him nd can't wait for him to come bak nd try it on







Naija babe's no de dull na

Wouldn't you be VERY disappointed in your husband, if he believed something like that.

Too young.

It should still be breastfeeding.

How humane peeps act:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eStXV_TYFFw

Lol, these figures have to be wrong.

NCC might as well tell them to just hand over their company, and go home.

So now that his 'selection' took a while...was the late Oba's innards refrigerated or roasted or wha

No!

Maybe a light punishment, but no canes.

If you cane my kid, we go put leg for one trouser...

Fake news.

Hehehe...I totally see Seun censoring his wife to say those.

Fvcking hilarious

Kimoni:
Oh I see. Encourage him then to go see the doctor with you and tell him ur observations. The goal is not to ridicule him cuz you are talking about ur own challenges as well, the goal is for you guys to start a family asap. Moreover, age is not so much on his side.

At 40+, he's still a spring chicken!

abduljabbar4:
God didnt tell you cheat and kill all beacuse of power. The way things are going, i believe Wike is destined to fail

Moses, David, etc.

LordReed:
Why do you think it was dumb?

A prayer is a fervent wish; a burning desire.

Assigning random people to intercede - rent-a-mourner style - is ludicrous BECAUSE there is no real desire.

Good luck with you prayer when you give zero fvcks.

The experimenters words might be right, but the intent is off.

The only thing the experiment shows is that you should mind the 'suggestions' we make to patients, and to people in general.

"You will not die Amen" and "You are well, Amen" (Émile Coué style) are very very different 'prayers'.

Even with Origin

As long as it isn't run by the government...

Inevitability...

Introduce some nu stuff.

Roleplay. Toys. Dirty talk.

And there shouldn't 'drying'. Fvcking buy lube.

Seculent:
How did they know it's from Germany? did they trace it from there to Nigeria.

A bird can never travel that far.

It confessed under interrogation.

seacoast:
The bird is just a lucky one, with the fact that it is not a beautiful bird too.. If not it would have been somewhere in the belly or in one cage..
The bird got more lucky it landed on a Fisher's net not on a native doctor's calabash...
I rest my case

Not beautiful?

Bird's fvcking grand. Blame the camera.

onatisi:
because she is saying that she is happy about it and ok with it. Believe me ,when a lady says it is all ok what she is saying is that you should know she isn't happy ..women are complex complicated confused species

...but you seem to have them all figured out.

So how would a woman who is genuinely not concerned about a second wife act?

onatisi:
She is hurting inside but only pretending to be happy.

Very funny. How would you know that?