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So now that his 'selection' took a while...was the late Oba's innards refrigerated or roasted or wha

No!

Maybe a light punishment, but no canes.

If you cane my kid, we go put leg for one trouser...

Fake news.

Hehehe...I totally see Seun censoring his wife to say those.

Fvcking hilarious

Kimoni:
Oh I see. Encourage him then to go see the doctor with you and tell him ur observations. The goal is not to ridicule him cuz you are talking about ur own challenges as well, the goal is for you guys to start a family asap. Moreover, age is not so much on his side.

At 40+, he's still a spring chicken!

abduljabbar4:
God didnt tell you cheat and kill all beacuse of power. The way things are going, i believe Wike is destined to fail

Moses, David, etc.

LordReed:
Why do you think it was dumb?

A prayer is a fervent wish; a burning desire.

Assigning random people to intercede - rent-a-mourner style - is ludicrous BECAUSE there is no real desire.

Good luck with you prayer when you give zero fvcks.

The experimenters words might be right, but the intent is off.

The only thing the experiment shows is that you should mind the 'suggestions' we make to patients, and to people in general.

"You will not die Amen" and "You are well, Amen" (Émile Coué style) are very very different 'prayers'.

Even with Origin

As long as it isn't run by the government...

Inevitability...

Introduce some nu stuff.

Roleplay. Toys. Dirty talk.

And there shouldn't 'drying'. Fvcking buy lube.

Seculent:
How did they know it's from Germany? did they trace it from there to Nigeria.

A bird can never travel that far.

It confessed under interrogation.

seacoast:
The bird is just a lucky one, with the fact that it is not a beautiful bird too.. If not it would have been somewhere in the belly or in one cage..
The bird got more lucky it landed on a Fisher's net not on a native doctor's calabash...
I rest my case

Not beautiful?

Bird's fvcking grand. Blame the camera.

onatisi:
because she is saying that she is happy about it and ok with it. Believe me ,when a lady says it is all ok what she is saying is that you should know she isn't happy ..women are complex complicated confused species

...but you seem to have them all figured out.

So how would a woman who is genuinely not concerned about a second wife act?

onatisi:
She is hurting inside but only pretending to be happy.

Very funny. How would you know that?

This is one really dumb experiment...

itsIYKE:
Show your best friend your fiances b00bs...then it ll level out

Grade-A comedy.

NL!

Breasts and he's having a fit, center-of-gravity and he'd commit suicide .

pretydiva:
Chaii..dis guy don hammer big time I swear...time 2 tattoo tiwa's face on my chest

Hammer ke?

Wey e fit give am N50K TP - finish!

The boy mumu no be here.

I love leisure.

phayvoursky:
I'M SO HAPPY READING THIS. I HOPE HE DOESN'T COME OUT SAYING ITS A LIE.

THIS GUY HAS BEEN IRRELEVANT LATELY IN THE EAGLES SQUAD.

HE IS BETTER OF A DEFENDER THAN A STRIKER.

Chai! You're not a good person .

Sarassin:
Surely you are joking?



Lets take a closer look.

I have shown that the resurrection story in the Gospel of Mark is a forgery.

We are all familiar with the insertion of the “Great Commission” in the Gospel of Matthew which is also a forgery.

St. Jerome, who translated the Gospel of Matthew from the original Hebrew into Greek, had the following to say about the Gospel of Luke

“And it also happened that this book having been published by a disciple of Manichaeus, named Seleucus, who also wrote falsely The Acts of the Apostles, exhibited matter not for edification, but for destruction and that this book was approved in a synod which the ears of the Church properly refused to listen to”.
The letters of Jerome vol v

The final Chapter (21) of the Gospel of John, devoted entirely to the description of the resurrection of Jesus is a 6th Century forgery, it is not in doubt.

The Church states:
"The sole conclusion that can be deduced from this is that the 21st chapter was afterwards added and is therefore to be regarded as an appendix to the Gospel"(codeword for forgery)
(New Catholic Encyclopedia (NCE), "Gospel of John", p. 1080; also NCE, vol. xii, p. 407).

I would say it is far from a standard truth.

Chairman!

You too pour sand for people garri...

Snowangel4:
Pls something has bothering me since.

My boyfriend now my ex,visited me a long time ago. He came with something wrapped in a paper and it smells like weed.
After I finished having my bath that day...we started arguing abt something and in the process he pushed me down and raped me with force, and I noticed that he robbed dat stuff on his prick..well after he finished,I became so weak...i felt very weak throughout dat day.

The thing now is that I am getting married vry soon and that silly boy has been threatening me,that if i ever have sex with any other guy both of us will die... I am scared because I knw he can be dangerous.

Pls any one with the idea of what I am talking abt should help me pls.

Pls girls should be very careful of all those mr nice guys, hmm them can be very dangerous and wicked.

Hahahahahaha

This cracked me up real bad.

Even in heaven, self-preservation is the first law.

Had it been he said YOU will die...

It didn't happen.

I didn't see it.

shadrach77:
I think she got the property on mortgage

Likely.

Also wetin people see na list price.

FriedPlantain:
N730,000 for school fees?
My whole school fees from primary 1 till I finished my university education wasn't even up to N400,000

Hehehe, na why you no sabi anything

nwaimoroseyaho:
Helo my friends pls advice me. My husband is ashamed to ask our family friend for financial help. The man is obviously doing well and he is the generous type.

pls I don't want to die in silence am tempted to ask him myself.
pls advice me.

Look at your word choice: ashamed.

The only reason you would choose that is manipulation. The same way you could subtly challenge a lesser man by throwing in 'not-man-enough'.

Your husband is not ashamed, he has self-respect.

Ojukokoro is not healthy.

OnReflection:
Having gone beyond incendiary headlines, to review the circumstances which resulted in the current breakdown of ethnic relations in Akure, I am in complete agreement with you.

With respect to pt #2, I think his transgression was not simply to do with the "crown" he wore but the inauspicious circumstances under which it was worn. Apparently, after being corrected by palace officials who explained that his action was considered a taboo in Akure, he continued with his defiance nonetheless - see Youtube video included below. The following article also speaks to the restless combativeness which seemingly underscored his visit to the palace. You will note that the picture I attached (further below), which was taken from a video on Youtube, shows him sitting alongside the Olowo in his full regalia. No problem there, as it was for a specific festival.

Respect...

Your English na die.

GMan650:
She's a billionaire ooo for her to buy a house for 850 million definitely she has more than a billion in her account

Yuzedo my man, property is rily cheep in your hud.

Or is that the bois quotas.