₦airaland Forum

crackhaus:
If it looks and feels like a lie, it most probably is...

Touché.

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck...it's certainly not an ostrich.

But guy, how you go dey call pesin 22 times.

Babe we u never see for 5 months, what do you expect?

Someone has to oil that machinery...

Lion no be pet chief...

lygn19:
bunch of ediots, u re president of WSA yet how has it impacted on Abia state, at the end d ediot wud go and starr thinking of putting a big branch in Lagos because "Igbo people don carry one Nigeria for head pass people way fight d war".... mtcheeeew.

Your own olodo no be here.

InvertedHammer:
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Failure to obtain full consent.

I don't understand.

Full consent vs. partial consent. Who decides?

I understand "no consent"

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I dey tell you.

Oyibo people get wahala, walahi.

You fit tidy babe finish, and if you don't return her call and stuff, she fit dey one full month, come open matter for your head with: I feel raped.

1 month o.


Here's an utterly ridiculous rape example (NSFW)...

A certain Emma Sulkowicz, from Columbia Uni, fvcked up a guys reputation by crying rape.

She turned 'activist' by carrying a mattress everywhere she went.

Yes, a mattress.

The really sad part is that it became news. Time, NYT, Guardian, etc, carried the news. Infact, all the who's-who.

But in the end, she shot herself in the foot by reenacting the 'rape', and capturing it on video.

Here's the 'rape' video (NSFW): http://www.cecinestpasunviol.com

Only God knows what part is rape.

And the most interesting part is that they've had sex previously, and things continued normally afterwards - seemingly. Until her attention whoring gene kicked in.

“At this year’s NUS black students’ conference, I had sex with someone. The other party later informed me that the sex was not consensual. I failed to properly establish consent before every act. I apologise sincerely and profoundly for my actions.

“I should have taken sufficient steps to ensure that everything I did was consensual. I should have been more attentive to the person’s body language. In failing to clarify that the person consented to our entire encounter, I have caused serious irreparable harm.”

Make una wait first.

This is beyond ridiculous.

Which one be full and half consent? Na written agreement una want?

Fatty.

Nein. Nein.

So because one gentleman tried his luck, you don already start a crusade...

Runway with a speed-bump?

vedaxcool:
How to blast 2 billion dollars in an instant




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go2Ntc9tqZ8

Oh chit!

AwesomelyMade:
We are coming. You guys should ensure that the choicest lands are still available because when I come and don't find any, I'll kick all of you out

You need not fret brother. Choice things no dey ever 'finish'.

If banana island 'finishes', pineapple island will be made...

Djicemob:
Am not here to bash any girl or anything but with personal experiences here and there, Inoticed my assertion above can be nothing far from truth. Some of these girls actually quantify the riches or standard of a guy with the car he drives... Or if he even has one at all. A guy with a car has half of the "toasting" job pretty much done easy for him cos of his car.

ONE OF MY MANY EXPERIENCES:
I was at a garden around my neighborhood having drinks with friends when i saw this beautiful girl walked in,i called on her in the most respectful way i can but she acted like no one was talking to her,i stood up and walked up to her trying to spark up a convo but again she snubbed me(almost giving me the "talk to the hand" thingy,while looking at me head to toe).I left her site back to a round of mockery and laughter by my tipsy friends.I took the shame thinking "what went wrong", "Am i not handsome,charming or articulate enough"?.I noticed her friends came later on and it was excitement and laughter from them,whilst occasionally pointing towards our direction and the loser(Probably me)...I don die!

To my surprise,days after,i was 'driving' out of my hood when i saw that same girl,i honked my horn and parked right beside her.Before i could whisper to myself 'pls no more embarrassment from this girl!'...she stopped and was actually looking excited,she greeted me "Good afternoon" more than twice when i pretended like i didn't hear her the first two times.More surprising was,before i could say a word she immediately asked me(with a wide grin) "am i not the guy from the other day,the guy from the garden?" And am like "yea" next thing she started apologizing like her life depended on it. Damn! Magic! I thought to myself.

Note:I got to know this girl very well afterwards,she is 20 and by all standards not a runs girl.

I probably wouldn't have gotten her attention if it wasn't for the car.Smh!

Such a turn-off!

You just have to take that to a large extent, a man is a success-object.

On the other hand, all things being equal, the SAME woman will respond to you very differently, in different environments.

In the first instance, there was lots of social pressure, in the second, way less.

We could even throw in persistence in there as well, as it was your second approach.

MR & MRS...

Loved this chit back in the day. Pops newspapers. Guardian I think.

Am not sure HIV is such a big deal nowadays.

But if she's a slooot...

MissTechy:
As seen on Misstechy

Copying is BAD! But with Facebook, they can afford to copy and still stay winning.

"Good artists copy; great artists steal" ---- Pablo Picasso

NairaMinted:
Well, whoever's b*tch you are, you still a b*tch. End of story.

No guy is ever too handsome.

You either have a shitty attitude or poor social skills.

Miami11:
What if the woman gets a baby?
He will run back here to open another thread bothering our minds.

Then there'll be a baby.

eagleccentric:
Ok substitute my name for Maurice and advice!!

Ok.

What I would say is that Maurice is an adult, and we only live once - as much as well can remember.

So if he fancies the girl, he should go ahead and tidy. And since he's married, he should be discreet.

Vault should help - app.

eagleccentric:
Maurice is a good friend of mine and recently confided in me.

He's been married for over 10 years, has a nice family and is generally ok.

Recently, Maurice met a female cousin of his colleague at work. They got really close and now he is getting obsessed with her. He is a deeply religious person and in all his years of marriage has never cheated on his wife and he never wants to have to do it.

Like i said earlier, he has gotten too close for comfort with this lady. They talk everyday, he visits her at home, and she even gets to cook for him. Now he almost cannot do without seeing her or speaking with her on a daily basis.

He is right now suffering a crisis of conscience. I've told him that if it continues this way he would go down the road of infidelity. My advice was that he should cut off all communications with the lady.

Being a soft-hearted fellow who usually can't hurt a fly, Maurice does not know how to end the friendship as he doesn't want to hurt her. He feels its just friendship but fears that it may turn into something else. Asides how does he go about hurting someone that's been so nice to him?

What do you think?
Help my friend out of his dilemma.
Thanks

Methinks you're Maurice.

@ Olayinka8793

You express yourself really well.

Ever tried a hearing aid? It could change your life.

Prec1ous:
That woman loves you.

It look like a problem but it is not, your wife has forgotten that you guys are two. She sees herself in you and naturally expects you to know that she appreciates.

She is not doing it intentionally, but since it hurts you, let her know about it. I know your type of man, the quiet man who wants validation and a sense of belonging.

Talk to her. No cause for alarm.

PS: did you ever suffer from inferiority complex or were you bullied in school. Your childhood may not have hold much fun and thus, you need to know others are concerned and see your effort.

Take care.

Wow, Like are you really really serious

Go here: https://www.reddit.com/r/marriedredpill/

Read the sidebar...

Mogidi:
This would be inappropriate to wear to church, never show ya back in church.

[img]http://1.bp..com/-t6Ujtm6CrTQ/VHm9xNVhgAI/AAAAAAAAYCs/CJF0KvNjIdU/s1600/_corazon_1414820881584.jpg[/img]

This female is inappropriate to be in church, except she's wearing a blanket...

byrron:
I hate to speak about individuals. Players don’t win you trophies, teams win trophies, squads win trophies.” Jose Mourinho

Jose my nigga go dey India right now dey collect otumokpor .

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]There was this girl that groped my 9.5 inch dick while we were standing in a TAXI.

I gave her a resounding slap! [/color]

LMAO, no be only 9.5, na 199.5"

vivianblog3:
He is Dead, but his...

Immortal manhood lives one...

dominique:
He was called 'Thunder' because of the force at which he passed his shots. Legend has it that his shots tore a net and one time it tore the stomach of a foreign goalkeeper. Na my PE teacher talk am o.

How I wish he was there in the 99-0 rout India dealt us.

Score would certainly have been different.

California30:
I can vividly remember when my ex-girlfriend took an overdose of Viagra.

Bros you can lie o.

That's definitely Eve (Ruff Ryders)