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This is one really dumb experiment...

itsIYKE:
Show your best friend your fiances b00bs...then it ll level out

Grade-A comedy.

NL!

Breasts and he's having a fit, center-of-gravity and he'd commit suicide .

pretydiva:
Chaii..dis guy don hammer big time I swear...time 2 tattoo tiwa's face on my chest

Hammer ke?

Wey e fit give am N50K TP - finish!

The boy mumu no be here.

I love leisure.

phayvoursky:
I'M SO HAPPY READING THIS. I HOPE HE DOESN'T COME OUT SAYING ITS A LIE.

THIS GUY HAS BEEN IRRELEVANT LATELY IN THE EAGLES SQUAD.

HE IS BETTER OF A DEFENDER THAN A STRIKER.

Chai! You're not a good person .

Sarassin:
Surely you are joking?



Lets take a closer look.

I have shown that the resurrection story in the Gospel of Mark is a forgery.

We are all familiar with the insertion of the “Great Commission” in the Gospel of Matthew which is also a forgery.

St. Jerome, who translated the Gospel of Matthew from the original Hebrew into Greek, had the following to say about the Gospel of Luke

“And it also happened that this book having been published by a disciple of Manichaeus, named Seleucus, who also wrote falsely The Acts of the Apostles, exhibited matter not for edification, but for destruction and that this book was approved in a synod which the ears of the Church properly refused to listen to”.
The letters of Jerome vol v

The final Chapter (21) of the Gospel of John, devoted entirely to the description of the resurrection of Jesus is a 6th Century forgery, it is not in doubt.

The Church states:
"The sole conclusion that can be deduced from this is that the 21st chapter was afterwards added and is therefore to be regarded as an appendix to the Gospel"(codeword for forgery)
(New Catholic Encyclopedia (NCE), "Gospel of John", p. 1080; also NCE, vol. xii, p. 407).

I would say it is far from a standard truth.

Chairman!

You too pour sand for people garri...

Snowangel4:
Pls something has bothering me since.

My boyfriend now my ex,visited me a long time ago. He came with something wrapped in a paper and it smells like weed.
After I finished having my bath that day...we started arguing abt something and in the process he pushed me down and raped me with force, and I noticed that he robbed dat stuff on his prick..well after he finished,I became so weak...i felt very weak throughout dat day.

The thing now is that I am getting married vry soon and that silly boy has been threatening me,that if i ever have sex with any other guy both of us will die... I am scared because I knw he can be dangerous.

Pls any one with the idea of what I am talking abt should help me pls.

Pls girls should be very careful of all those mr nice guys, hmm them can be very dangerous and wicked.

Hahahahahaha

This cracked me up real bad.

Even in heaven, self-preservation is the first law.

Had it been he said YOU will die...

It didn't happen.

I didn't see it.

shadrach77:
I think she got the property on mortgage

Likely.

Also wetin people see na list price.

FriedPlantain:
N730,000 for school fees?
My whole school fees from primary 1 till I finished my university education wasn't even up to N400,000

Hehehe, na why you no sabi anything

nwaimoroseyaho:
Helo my friends pls advice me. My husband is ashamed to ask our family friend for financial help. The man is obviously doing well and he is the generous type.

pls I don't want to die in silence am tempted to ask him myself.
pls advice me.

Look at your word choice: ashamed.

The only reason you would choose that is manipulation. The same way you could subtly challenge a lesser man by throwing in 'not-man-enough'.

Your husband is not ashamed, he has self-respect.

Ojukokoro is not healthy.

OnReflection:
Having gone beyond incendiary headlines, to review the circumstances which resulted in the current breakdown of ethnic relations in Akure, I am in complete agreement with you.

With respect to pt #2, I think his transgression was not simply to do with the "crown" he wore but the inauspicious circumstances under which it was worn. Apparently, after being corrected by palace officials who explained that his action was considered a taboo in Akure, he continued with his defiance nonetheless - see Youtube video included below. The following article also speaks to the restless combativeness which seemingly underscored his visit to the palace. You will note that the picture I attached (further below), which was taken from a video on Youtube, shows him sitting alongside the Olowo in his full regalia. No problem there, as it was for a specific festival.

Respect...

Your English na die.

GMan650:
She's a billionaire ooo for her to buy a house for 850 million definitely she has more than a billion in her account

Yuzedo my man, property is rily cheep in your hud.

Or is that the bois quotas.

crackhaus:
If it looks and feels like a lie, it most probably is...

Touché.

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck...it's certainly not an ostrich.

But guy, how you go dey call pesin 22 times.

Babe we u never see for 5 months, what do you expect?

Someone has to oil that machinery...

Lion no be pet chief...

lygn19:
bunch of ediots, u re president of WSA yet how has it impacted on Abia state, at the end d ediot wud go and starr thinking of putting a big branch in Lagos because "Igbo people don carry one Nigeria for head pass people way fight d war".... mtcheeeew.

Your own olodo no be here.

InvertedHammer:
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Failure to obtain full consent.

I don't understand.

Full consent vs. partial consent. Who decides?

I understand "no consent"

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I dey tell you.

Oyibo people get wahala, walahi.

You fit tidy babe finish, and if you don't return her call and stuff, she fit dey one full month, come open matter for your head with: I feel raped.

1 month o.


Here's an utterly ridiculous rape example (NSFW)...

A certain Emma Sulkowicz, from Columbia Uni, fvcked up a guys reputation by crying rape.

She turned 'activist' by carrying a mattress everywhere she went.

Yes, a mattress.

The really sad part is that it became news. Time, NYT, Guardian, etc, carried the news. Infact, all the who's-who.

But in the end, she shot herself in the foot by reenacting the 'rape', and capturing it on video.

Here's the 'rape' video (NSFW): http://www.cecinestpasunviol.com

Only God knows what part is rape.

And the most interesting part is that they've had sex previously, and things continued normally afterwards - seemingly. Until her attention whoring gene kicked in.

“At this year’s NUS black students’ conference, I had sex with someone. The other party later informed me that the sex was not consensual. I failed to properly establish consent before every act. I apologise sincerely and profoundly for my actions.

“I should have taken sufficient steps to ensure that everything I did was consensual. I should have been more attentive to the person’s body language. In failing to clarify that the person consented to our entire encounter, I have caused serious irreparable harm.”

Make una wait first.

This is beyond ridiculous.

Which one be full and half consent? Na written agreement una want?

Fatty.

Nein. Nein.

So because one gentleman tried his luck, you don already start a crusade...

Runway with a speed-bump?

vedaxcool:
How to blast 2 billion dollars in an instant




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go2Ntc9tqZ8

Oh chit!

AwesomelyMade:
We are coming. You guys should ensure that the choicest lands are still available because when I come and don't find any, I'll kick all of you out

You need not fret brother. Choice things no dey ever 'finish'.

If banana island 'finishes', pineapple island will be made...

Djicemob:
Am not here to bash any girl or anything but with personal experiences here and there, Inoticed my assertion above can be nothing far from truth. Some of these girls actually quantify the riches or standard of a guy with the car he drives... Or if he even has one at all. A guy with a car has half of the "toasting" job pretty much done easy for him cos of his car.

ONE OF MY MANY EXPERIENCES:
I was at a garden around my neighborhood having drinks with friends when i saw this beautiful girl walked in,i called on her in the most respectful way i can but she acted like no one was talking to her,i stood up and walked up to her trying to spark up a convo but again she snubbed me(almost giving me the "talk to the hand" thingy,while looking at me head to toe).I left her site back to a round of mockery and laughter by my tipsy friends.I took the shame thinking "what went wrong", "Am i not handsome,charming or articulate enough"?.I noticed her friends came later on and it was excitement and laughter from them,whilst occasionally pointing towards our direction and the loser(Probably me)...I don die!

To my surprise,days after,i was 'driving' out of my hood when i saw that same girl,i honked my horn and parked right beside her.Before i could whisper to myself 'pls no more embarrassment from this girl!'...she stopped and was actually looking excited,she greeted me "Good afternoon" more than twice when i pretended like i didn't hear her the first two times.More surprising was,before i could say a word she immediately asked me(with a wide grin) "am i not the guy from the other day,the guy from the garden?" And am like "yea" next thing she started apologizing like her life depended on it. Damn! Magic! I thought to myself.

Note:I got to know this girl very well afterwards,she is 20 and by all standards not a runs girl.

I probably wouldn't have gotten her attention if it wasn't for the car.Smh!

Such a turn-off!

You just have to take that to a large extent, a man is a success-object.

On the other hand, all things being equal, the SAME woman will respond to you very differently, in different environments.

In the first instance, there was lots of social pressure, in the second, way less.

We could even throw in persistence in there as well, as it was your second approach.

MR & MRS...

Loved this chit back in the day. Pops newspapers. Guardian I think.

Am not sure HIV is such a big deal nowadays.

But if she's a slooot...