₦airaland Forum

Because he died for such a a worthy cause. His valiance will be rewarded by interring her vagina, with him, for continuous entertainment in his journey to the great beyond.

Not unlike the awesome Pharaohs of old.

Or not?

Lesson for the living: Do not do stupid shít.

This is actually the truth. As a man, you are being hunted.

But your hunter is a master of subterfuge and duplicity.

The height of her guile is making you think, in most cases, that you are the hunter.

Chai, these dudes no get work.

Sagamite:
And these fuuktard cretins we call journalists in Nigeria would report such as "Xnewspaper has learnt authoritatively that so-so is listed for appointment to the Ministry of X. Our reliable source informs us .................."

Useless dumb fuuktards.

Products of a failed education system.

You fvcking marrafaking fvcktard

Do you keep a straight face when you post here. I find your cussing hilarious.

Please should let my man build any more websites

"Holy Ghost' does not fire people...

This boy will go places.

swaggprofessor:
it's the best sex ever,BB" I was dumbfounded cos I am BJ and my bestfriend is BB.I just got dressed and walked out.

You're getting worked up over nothing.

Diamonddris:
There is this girl that I am having some crush on,she is pretty..and there is also a good friend of mine in school, anytime I tell him about a girl I admire, he is always too eager to see the girl.

And when he sees her he will exhibit some funny characters that even gets me ashamed sometimes in the name of making the girl like him..

Recently there is a girl I introduced to him, he talks about the girl like every where we meet..at the gym,game center,bet center. everybody in the street knows that I am having crush on this girl..

The most touching part of the story was yesterday when I got to the school, I called the girl on phone and the first question she asked me was "DID UR FRIEND COME"..minutes later I called my friend who did not come to school and the first thing he asked me was "DID LOVETH COME"..

I was so confused that I almost had a BP rise..

I need your advise fellow nairalanders..

Could there be something FISHY behind me?

No be like say him fine pass me o..I murder the guy when it comes to height and handsomeness,with my pink lips...but why?

They like each other, there isn't much you can do about that.

But ANYONE who continually sabotages you is not your friend.

His confidence with the ball na die.

Oluwa don butter ya bread brah...

That number 11 is at least 30 years

Yeah, 'God' really needs the money.

YourMain:
Right. You BELIEVE that God created gravity. You don't have proof. It's not a universal fact. Thus it's just your belief.

Miss, we seem to be going in entirely different directions.

lastpage:

Everything is not Federal Govt!

As a matter of fact, what the STATE (State Govt and Local Govt) takes from the National Cake, is bigger than what accrues to the Federal Govt, per state!

We are focusing too much attention of the Federal govt while neglecting the "Big Criminals"... who are the State Goverment and Local govt Chairmen who just collect and steal their allocations!

Imagine if all "Street Roads" which are the responsibility of Local govt, are tarred and well laid with Gutters?
Imagine if the State Government compliment this with Major Roads in the state, well tarred and supported with proper drainage?

You think if this is done, anyone will remember we even have or need a federal govt?

The point l am making is that until we Nigerians remove this "federal Govt" tribalism and bigotry from our mindset and start stoning these Governors and especially the LGA chairmen, until, then, we will just continue to suffer and go round in circles.


Lastpage!

I don't know about the specific figures, but I totally concur with you on the rest.

kboycrew:
If Jonathan won the elections will they be agitating they want to go?
Useless tribalists. Let them go... can't wait to take over their businesses when they leave.
It is unfortunate this race of people fail to realise they are just traders who need to buy &sell to survive. They have no oil, no land, no resource etc. Yet if all the Igbos should go back home, where is the land that will contain them.
They have just taken themselves back to civil war era wher everyone looked at them with suspicion.
I weep 4 them.

Igbos can still stay in Nigeria, with a Visa, assuming there isn't enough land .

And the traders can still buy and sell to anyone, irrespective of nationality.

YourMain:
No. In an atheists mind God doesn't exist. A lot of times God's existence is based on Faith. So God cannot approach them if they've no faith.

God's existence is not based on faith. And faith isn't required to experience gravity.

Christmasdon:
,hey,friends, statistics or may be history is so vital when it comes to playing football. Now here are the three reasons why we (golden eaglet may not be able to win/won the trophy)

1. The malians are unbeaten in this competition. They have won 5 of their overall matches and drew one, while the eaglets won 5 and lost one. you see that the malians have high odds of beaten the eaglets.

2. Remember, the golden eaglets are the defending champions UAE 2013 ,so lifting the trophy back to back may as well witch haunt us, like that of the Uefa Champions league, no team club have lifted it back to back, you know what i mean,

3. The Golden eaglets and the Malian teams are two big rivals, remember when the pair met at the under17 African championship finale, they comfortably did beaten us hands down on a penalty shoot-out and hence won the Trophy. If care, is not taken such scenario may repeat itself.

4. This is the first time the Malians are getting their hands near a trophy on the international level,and they may not likely want to let it slip off their hands. Malians are very dangerous opponent, bring on any other team at this level, i would say yes, buh! Malians fear them.

5. The golden eaglets have won this trophy 4 times, the 4 trophies were mainly won on the ASIAN SOIL or continent, so, the golden eaglets have never won this competition outside Asia. So you see where the malians have their advantage over eaglets. So, with this stats you see that the malians will do better in this competition. So, as a Nigerian lets pray very well to make sure we beat the Malians, Meanwhile , defiling all odds of this stat. Thank you. Lets support the eaglets.

MALI17 VS NIGERIA17 on sunday (i.e tomorrow) 8th november 2015. Kick-off time. 11pm.

Sire, your idiocy is peerless.

Younger, fresher...

Bad guy.

Djicemob:
"White men are smarter than us"

Really? How low do you think of yourself?

Other than that line,your story would have made some sense

Without question, collectively, 'white men' are waaaaaaaaay smarter than us.

Maybe not more intelligent, in terms of processing power, but the way they apply their intelligence is just in a whole other league.

imas:
OP, BVN does not give access to your account, so even if someone has the number, the worst that can happen is that they get your personal and biometric details, but be rest assured your money is safe

How?

Except the person works in a bank or something.

debbie:
As far as i know,Nigeria is not yet ripe for all these ADVANCED TECHY STUFF we do.Do we have enough communication security,do we have enough internet security...have people been educated on the importance of all these and how to safeguard their data,info and personal stuffs( what about those who are illiterates,those aged men and women in the villages and towns,the ignorant youth who dosnt understand how all these works).What we want it to do this and that,CBN will wake up one day to issue an order ( which will turn to be a problem to the masses).Internet banking is porous in Nigeria,even face to face banking has its loopholes too.Even NCC has not even helped ordinary mobile phone users,have the ensured our information is safe.

We want to be like the developed world by force.....until then,biko try to educate your parents ,relations,uncles and aunties....and even friends.So that they wont fall prey to the gullible people out there.

We are far from cyber,mobile and telecommunication security....Nigeria doesnt even have a central security center where tech gurus work to ensure that things are safe.....please tell me if we have any?

Anyway my bvn number is deep down my BOX.

You don't know what you are talking about.

j1mmy:
Mikel has always been a "receive and pass the ball back" player, not a quality midfielder - How he managed to make Chelsea keep him there for ever I don't know.

Obviously, you understand footy more than all the coaches who played him CONSISTENTLY.

forkadict:
See hin dirty mouth wey he take chop human flesh. Tufiakwa!

All because of your desperation for power, you dare eat human flesh

Bros gimme gist.

Whose flesh?

davefieldpop:
By the time we finished fining dstv, shoprite and stanbic; we will be able to afford modern rail from Lagos to Abuja, and PH to Kano.
Thats for all the times we have been overpaying for services not rendered.
Typical fleecers!

Are you Mugabe by any chance?

I rov this girl...

babygirlfl:
There is an adage in my place that translate to mean that what you love is what takes your money.

If a woman can afford it, then why not. It's her choice. If she is also lucky to find someone that is willing and happy to fund her lifestyle, then lucky her and why not. Again it's her choice. It only becomes a problem when people expect other people to fund the expensive lifestyle.

Also, a well dressed woman does not translate to a woman who does not invest. Some can do both. I love investing my money as much as I love dressing up.

Her point isn't that one shouldn't have fine things.

Nope.

One can have jets and Rolls Royces, and still not be vain and materialistic.

Being materialistic is when you elevate these objects to the status of deity.

Mynd44:
Furthermore, if you have been to Europe, America, Asia etc and a majority of Nigerian women react to you in a negative attitude then have you sat down to think maybe you are the one with the problem?

Are you sure you are referring this OP, and this topic.

ejitemi1:
Pls fellow applicants don't loose hope, keep trusting God and He will do it for us all.

"Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits." ------- Thomas A. Edison

You didn't just "trust God", you hustled like a gangsta...you did what what most people wouldn't do.

And then God rewarded your actions.

samsard:
Wow, truly fascinating. Imagine the amount of gold stored away, versus the one beneath the ocean that we can't access. Nice work, Explorers.

But once you are able to access it, it becomes 'worthless'.

I heard that diamonds, too, are aplenty. They are hoarded to create artificial scarcity.

menix:
Osinbanjo nd Co. Pls oo make una no heed to MTN crocodile tears ooo..

These idiots called my line ysterday with 0757, picked the call noticed it was MTN I had to drop the call only to be debited #50 for subscription of their product I don't even know about..

If they called 5 million nigerian yesterday they have made 250million just like that..

I pray on NCC to increase the fine to $10 billion, these guyz can easily pay it without touching their 2nd account..

MTN must chi chon chin this Last quarter..