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Romance › Re: 600 Men Slept With Me In One Year, Says 24-year-old Student by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:29am On Aug 02, 2015
Cutehector:
Wooooowwwww... 600 men..


And she plans to settle down.... And will still want a God fearin man as a husband..who is caring.
cry
E fit be you set bros grin.

There's no way you can tell.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Bill Gates' Wife Melinda Washes Plates, Carries Water On Head In Malawi (Photos) by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:05am On Aug 02, 2015
icekoko:
Atleast she has seen and felt what women go through like every day of there lives. Its strange but the Truth is the Rich also Cry. I pray God make me Rich some day and I will try not to forget wia I'm coming from.
God wants you to be rich AND to forget 'where you're coming from'.
Politics › Re: Ooni Of Ife: Oba Sijuwade’s Body Arrives Palace From London – Premium Times by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:13pm On Aug 01, 2015
samueld0:
Bury for where? They will only bury the remaining part of his body after removing all what they needed from his body(eg Heart, liver, intestine, the skull etc)
Is it true the next guy will eat them?
Politics › Re: Ooni Of Ife: Oba Sijuwade’s Body Arrives Palace From London – Premium Times by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:10pm On Aug 01, 2015
I thought he wasn't dead yet.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Osama Bin Laden's Family Members Die In Plane Crash by BuddhaPalm(m): 5:12pm On Aug 01, 2015
YerYer:
The Irony of life... their step son, father, uncle and brother was the mastermind of the atrocious terrorist act that killed 3000 innocent people and now his family members died in a plane crash. You live by the sword, you die by the sword. What goes around, comes around.
That's what we were told...
Romance › Re: My Shocking Encounter With A Guy Who Slept With 20 Ladies Before He Clock 30 by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:22pm On Aug 01, 2015
chumakk:
I'm shocked shocked is he testing them or them testing him
grin grin grin
Webmasters › Re: Mark Zuckerberg The Owner Of FACEBOOK Shared This Romantic & Motivating Words! by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:00pm On Jul 31, 2015
damosade:
That is why such people are gifted intellectually.. God knows they are going to be useful and benefit human race.
But FB and co have made the world dumber grin
Webmasters › Re: Mark Zuckerberg The Owner Of FACEBOOK Shared This Romantic & Motivating Words! by BuddhaPalm(m): 8:58pm On Jul 31, 2015
Is that dog wearing a rag camouflage?
Family › Re: Are Women Designed To Seek Multiple Partners? by BuddhaPalm(m): 8:29pm On Jul 31, 2015
TV01:
In a primitive society, your whole capability to provide would depend on physical fitness/health. Although I don't, as mentioned, subscribe to evolution, I don't get how this makes sense within that framework?

TV
As humans, besides intelligence, our biggest, baddest attribute is our ability to socialize.

Physically, a guy like John Cena will mop the floor with Obama, but Obama is way more powerful and has more influence.

And in a very social environment, as evolved by humans, physical strength is no longer key, but INFLUENCE.

Compared to other animals, we humans are a very weak and fragile specie. We are not fast or exceptionally strong or anything...but what we excel in is ORGANIZATION.

And any man who has influence over other men - for whatever reason - is KING.

Finally, in our contemporary environment, look at how women react to/respond to males with influence vs men with great physical strength...
Family › Re: Are Women Designed To Seek Multiple Partners? by BuddhaPalm(m):
TV01:
I'm still not clear on this. I've never - to be honest - heard of this before. Perhaps I need it spelt out clearly. As I said, I don't subscribe to evolutionary theory.
You don't have to... smiley

TV01:
I can see "intra-sperm" wars, but not "inter-sperm" wars. Any war from multiple donors would likely be won by the first to donate. Hence the reason women select the fittest available man, whose sperm then battle it out.
"The battle is not to the swift..." grin

Remember:

1.) Human females are not fertile at all times.
2.) Human females have concealed ovulations...and as is typical, ONLY her knows when this is. This means that within that short window of fecundity, she can give sexual access to WHOEVER she chooses.
3.) Humans have a very LOW sex to conception rate.

So how can one truly be 'first'?...Very difficult.

TV01:
If the provider does not have the assurance he is also the progenitor, why would he provide? I'd like to hear more. Simple outlined for a simpleton like me.
TV
People are cuckolded all the time...even the so called 'monogamous' animals.

You don't know what you don't know.

Without the advances in modern science, there's very little chance of ever finding out, conclusively, that your wife's child isn't yours. So you will happily 'invest' and provide for another man's child.

Isn't ignorance bliss?

BTW, you are no simpleton.
Romance › Re: Can Goodlooking Guys Get Girlfriends? by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:34pm On Jul 31, 2015
KingMakaveli:
Ever met a goodlooking guy with a killer sense of humour that is the life of the party and flurts with every girl? I HAVE NEVER!!! Goodlooking guys from birth are pampered by girls, they are spoiled and are led to believe they are a prize for so many random girls out there. Now how can such a person date? How can such a person humble himself and start begging girls for attention, instead he abuses girls and brags about how he can get any girl. He expects girls to come talk to him first because for so long hes used to girls walking up to him saying "hi dear" "is this seat taken, can i sit with u" "i love ur cap, can i sit with u" how can such a guy be humble oo pls nairalanders tell me. All the goodlooking guys of nairaland must have ego problems, u cant be handsome without ego problems..except ur not handsome. Now how can a handsome guy get a girlfriend with all this ego damage he has? How should they turn down their ego, is it even possible? Do handsome guys have girlfriends?
Being 'good looking' has zero value to a female. Not social, not biological.

As a male, once you are not hideous, you are good to go.

But you have to make a showing in the areas where it counts. Gov. Oshiomole for example.
Family › Re: Are Women Designed To Seek Multiple Partners? by BuddhaPalm(m):
pickabeau1:
So how will the victor spam be identified

Anyway how do you divorce the fittest spam from the owners of the spam

The best spam may belong to the lowest provider[/b]... gerrit undecided
Remember, sperm competition itself is merely a battle in a war.

For example, there's mate-guarding behaviour on the males side to minimize the chances of the woman getting fertilized by some Chad guy (jealousy is not by accident). There's being a good provider, etc.

However, being a good provider, and having high status are social and not biological.

One could be cripple, mentally deficient or sickly...and still have high status or be a fantastic provisioner - for some random reason. Birth, chance, etc.

So now that the social component is taken care of, her best strategy for her kids is to go get the healthiest seed.

How is the victor sperm identified?

The same way a team wins the Champions League.
Family › Re: Are Women Designed To Seek Multiple Partners? by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:07pm On Jul 31, 2015
TV01:
I disagree. The patently obvious answer is no.


The whole basis of your premise is flawed.

1. They don't seek the most "viable sperm", they seek the man who appears more genetically endowed. And then they mate with him. Note the difference

2. The battle is not at the spermatozoic level, it's at the level of the owners of the spermatozoa. The sperm don't compete - the donors do. Hence the status & provision dynamic grin!

3. Further compounded by the fact that where paternity is not assured, or cannot even be assumed, the man will have no incentive to provide and protect.

"The men fight for the right". May the best man win. Ladies who attempt the above are in danger of being slut shamed tongue.

TV
My oga, you are indeed very wrong.

It is now known that we evolved for competition at the, quoting you, "spermatozoic level".

There are even tons of books on the subject: Sperm Wars - by Robin Baker, and Sex At Dawn: The Prehistoric Origins of Modern Sexuality are examples.

You mentioned 'high status' and 'provider', but remember, they don't need to come from the same person.

The provider blissfully provides, while she goes behind to get inseminated by caveman Chad, who has optimum seed.
Family › Father And Son Take Same Photo For 27 Years. With A Happy Ending. by BuddhaPalm(op):
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Sports › Re: Jay-jay Okocha Returns To Football With English Club by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:20pm On Jul 31, 2015
losiope:
Player!"
Some people are trying to make news out of nothing. Dude most likely went to have himself some fun.
Education › Re: FG Reverses JAMB's Policies On Admission!!! by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:23am On Jul 29, 2015
Otherique:
Am surprised Prof Dibu could be so insensitive to the plights of the Masses.

There factors often considered when choosing a school when filling your JAMB form.

1. Cost
2. Proximity
3. Familiarity
4. Security
5. Institutions reputation
6. Academic excellence
and so on....


How can he just wake up one morning, perhaps with a dizzy eyes and start reassigning students to institutions of his choice?

including pushing prospective students to private Universities that do pay as high as 3 million naira per academic session.

How can he be making such decisions for them?

I thought PMB on the pages of newspaper asked all the heads of agencies to go, is he not part of them?

Funny Country.
I read his explanation and it was very sound.

If 5,000 students apply to study a course in university A, with 250 openings, 4,750 are certainly not getting in.

And by the time they find out, it's already too late. And they have to wait till NEXT YEAR to resit.

What he has done is funnel those students who already stand no chance to institutions (and courses) where there are 'openings'.

Don't you see the sense in this?
Family › Re: My Marriage Is Going The Wrong Way, I Need An Advice by BuddhaPalm(m): 1:19am On Jul 29, 2015
MRBrownJ:
@oziggos
sadly, all your scheme will only confirm that you are married to a who.re, and NOTHING you do afterwards will be able to remove her damaged way of thinking and wh.ring ways!
You can't take the tree out of a monkey...
Romance › Re: Is Feminism Truly A Waste Of Time? by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:35pm On Jul 28, 2015
gj22:
Seriously, it's like I am arguing with a wall on NL.

Feminism doesn't saw women are stronger than men, it says women can be as strong as men.

Feminism doesn't say women are smarter than men, it says women can be as smart as men.

All they want is a chance to prove themselves. That is the feminism movement.
This is can't possibly be a response to my post.
Education › Re: List Of Private Universities In Nigeria And Their School Fees by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:44pm On Jul 28, 2015
waxyung:
Chai..doz da mean dat we poor ppl wnt go 2 uni.?.. God pls improve my parent standard..pls abeg
Don't ever call yourself that.
Romance › Re: Is Feminism Truly A Waste Of Time? by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:20pm On Jul 28, 2015
MrsChima:
Gay men Bleep girls too.
You're not his type
Romance › Re: Is Feminism Truly A Waste Of Time? by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:49pm On Jul 28, 2015
gj22:
Honestly, i dont know what to say again. Ofcourse there will be a few.

Tune in to discovery once in a while and watch world war stories. You will hear that women were not allowed to fight in the war because they are women.

Women don't have it easy in today's society. They have never had it easy. If you dont see that, then i fear i am wasting my time.
Women don't compete with men in sport for a reason...
Romance › Re: Is Feminism Truly A Waste Of Time? by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:44pm On Jul 28, 2015
MrsChima:
Damn....are you looking for a wife? I had an orgasm! lipsrsealed
He doesn't like girls, he's very gay.
Romance › Re: Is Feminism Truly A Waste Of Time? by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:43pm On Jul 28, 2015
gj22:
Oh really?

Just so you know, i said it was belittling not oppressive

In today's society, "man" is synonymous to "strong, in control, brave"... "woman" is synonymous "weak, scared , whinny".

You dont see anything wrong with that? or are you saying i am lying?

when a man acts scared, you call him a woman. when a woman acts brave, you call her a man. you dont see anything wrong with this?

man is seen as a positive word while woman is as a negative word.


Let me bring it down to something you can relate to... racism

have you ever wondered why no one cares if a black man is racist to a white man but once the white man says the N word, everyone goes gaga?
My brother, if it were to be earlier, I would have been on your part of the fence.

Men and women are not equal, we are DIFFERENT.

Very different.

Apples are not equal to oranges, even though they are both fruits.

We possess strengths they don't, and they others we don't.

In certain abilities, they leave us in the dust, but in others, we eclipse them.
Romance › Re: Is Feminism Truly A Waste Of Time? by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:30pm On Jul 28, 2015
Feminism is a sexual strategy...
Forum Games › Re: What Will Be Your Next Move? by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:14pm On Jul 28, 2015
Never turn your back on big cats...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZgklu52Rus


Since I have a bike, I'll rev it HARD and LOUD and and possibly charge the lion. It will run out of the way.
Politics › Re: Only Buhari Is Clean In APC- PDP by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:08pm On Jul 28, 2015
Dannyset:
This PDP people don high ooo! So they now agreed that Buhari is clean and incorrupt? Have they forgotten about their past wailing or they are looking for post? I yinmu for them.
Clean wetin?

I bet you he's very kwarrupt too. Maybe to a lesser degree...maybe.

He should publicly declare his coke and fanta bottles.
Romance › Re: Differences between Marriage Sex and Fornication/Adultery Sex by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:24am On Jul 28, 2015
@ OP

Your school fees should be refunded.

All of it.
Politics › Re: Buhari Did Not Refuse Any Rolls Royce From Us” – High Commissioner To The UK by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:15am On Jul 28, 2015
"The outgoing Nigerian High Commissioner..."

That explains a lot.
Foreign Affairs › Re: See How Ethiopians Welcomed Obama, That “red Carpet” (PHOTO) by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:07am On Jul 28, 2015
mickyeddi:
It's not from US to Ethiopia, every US embassy has the car for the president and dignitaries from the US.
Nope. They fly in the ride(s).

Heard there are only 12 of them.
Car Talk › Re: Photos-Official Car Of The Nigerian President by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:26pm On Jul 27, 2015
That's not his interior...
Celebrities › Re: 8 Popular Nigerian Celebrities That Own A Bentley GT Car [photos] by BuddhaPalm(m): 1:43pm On Jul 27, 2015
RedCard1:
Some are not so rich like we're thinking.

They borrow, name their prices and pose with them.

When they fall sick, they expect the public to make donations (OJB's case).

Shebi Bruno Iwuoha no fit afford money for eye surgery.

I don't trust KCEE for one day.....his wack appearances and songs are complete evidence.

I hope say una don see the 50 Cent story.

I still believe say Wizkid and Don Jazzy fit afford them sha.

Shey na Timaya wey r@pe that rapeable woman abi? Him na suspect for KCEE group oh.


Last supper: I'm not hating. I admire their hustle but make we dey talk truth sometimes.
50 cent is not a good example, he really does have money.

For filing a false bankruptcy, he's been ordered to pay an additional $2m (making it $7m in total).
Celebrities › Re: Lady Accusing Timaya Of Rape Files Case Against Him, Dares Him to Return to US by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:59pm On Jul 26, 2015
That audio...damning...

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