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kokoA:
Some guys lack the confidence of a MAN. Here is how I roll; I give you all the loving loving to show that I like you, do the "please pick me from home and drop me there", nice text messages, phone calls, "respect a lady" crap and all the mumuish things possible. But the day I make my intentions known and you refuse or say "let me think about it", that's the day I automatically switch on my "go to hell" mode, usually, I delete you off my phone and memory that moment like play like play. I don't know why it's quite easy for me to that. A girl once told me this after I fashied her for 2 weeks "kokoA (not real name), you don't know what love is all about and even if try to explain you won't understand, you're to blunt" and I said "bullocks to that woman!" Another one once said "and I thought you are different, you should have given me time to think things through properly. I doubt you ever liked me in the first place". My response was "madam, after all my display of affection towards you (I'm talking 3 months here) if you'd still need to think before you know if you love then there's no need, it's that simple" and she was like "issues like this is not as simple as you think. Why is everything about you so YES or NO".. Guy! Flee from friend zone from day one. There's nothing like "keep trying" with Nigerian girls.

Show her your d1ck from day 1.

Its either the 'fvck-zone' or the 'no-zone'.

Be a sexual threat from the get go.

dammytosh:
Chai


No wonder the girl greee

She must have heard about he deal

You guys are maaad!

Boomboost:
This thread is for confident guys who don't believe in dangling currency to get a beautiful endowed lady, and please don't remind me that only money would get her attention.


...I can't remember the cause but I was just happy after the evening seminar in CBN hall, Uniuyo. It was outside I noticed my friend gawking at the figure 8 silhouette of some chick standing alone waiting for someone, I think.

With confidence and my happy mood, I approached her and we got talking. A happy confident guy is a funny attractive guy anytime, and this was what got me her contact and attention.

I called, we texted and flirted till I stalked her on Facebook and found out she was serious with some already established man who was crazy bout her and vice versa.

Ladies know your social status the moment you both have a conversation, so no need forming rich guy as it was obvious my middle class couldn't compete with her man's high upper class. The fact that I knew the truth and confronted her bout it kinda spoilt the attraction but we've been friends ever since as she yearns to get married before the year is out( she's just 21).

My point is, working on your self confidence and appearance gets the female's attention, and not always money that could've been used saved, buying property or some kind of investment.

P.S: Currently chasing a another worthy hot chick, so guys, share your experiences with beautiful curvy babes.

Above being confident, be the fvck-guy.

You don't have any business with anyone else she's seeing.

Ladies and gentlemen, #6 it is.

But there must be ukwu.

She was born 'spoilt'.

Slimzjoe:
You Self no Try
You're an Embarrassment to all Niggas!!
If you had Done it Very well, she Go Don Quit Masturbation by now and Start Begging For Pini

For ya mind.

chiedu7:
IS HE DEAD OR NOT?

I HOPE IF HE DIED, HE DIED ACCEPTING JESU.S

[b]AS JESU.S IS ALIVE WHILE MOHAMMED IS DEAD.

JESU.S PROMISES SALVATION TO ALL WHO BELIEVE IN HIM


MARK 16
16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved;

WHILE AT THE SAME TIME JESU.S WARNED ANYBODY WHO REJECTS HIM IS CONDEMNED.

MARK 16:16b
but he that believeth not shall be damned.

THAT'S WHY EVEN MOHAMMED HAS NO PROMISE OF HEAVEN LET ALONE HIS FOLLOWERS MUSLIMS

SURAH 46:9
Nor do I know what will be done with me or with you(MUSLIMS). [/b]

Why you dey bring Mohammed inside this matter?

I don't know about you, but I definitely prefer 72 succulent Arabian virgins to sing & pray - from morning till night .

crackhaus:


conceited /kənˈsiːtɪd/

adjective

excessively proud of oneself; vain.



Unless I was talking about my sperm and unless anywhere you saw 'man', you subconsciously interpreted it to be 'crackhaus'... then I don't think you're using the word right.

I don catch you today, so na pocket dictionary you dey use.

She simply SPAMs virgin topics: https://www.nairaland.com/topics

pat077:
"It's the medal for the loser... it's a good memory for him," Mourinho told BT Sport

Lol, in everything, it's usually: "Winner takes all".

Second runner-up is really 'First Loser'

LordReed:
I am claiming creative license in my use of the term. It was meant to convey the idea that passing on genes is a form of immortality.

Actually, there's a very very popular book on this subject: The Selfish Gene. By a Richard Dawkin, I think.

innervoice:
You forgot to mention the right timing or in other words "the fertile window". A woman is only fertile for a few days each month. She therefore has an influence over who to get pregnant for. I didn't think of it initially.

Yeah, and her concealed ovulation is her ultimate card. Her Joker.

It is now known that women tend to dress 'sluttier' (lol is that a word) and to prefer men with very masculine attributes, more, during ovulation.

IamLEGEND1:
wetin be dat hanging low in-between the guy's legs?

#LooksLikeAMaltinaCan

A LEGEND.

innervoice:
And that is exactly why polygyny is more common than polyandry. It is that simple. That does not mean that some women would not like to have different men, it just explains why polygyny is more practicable as compared to polyandry.

Yes, a case of terrain dictating strategy...

Each party employing means that suit their 'reproductive equipment'.

crackhaus:
Read this bit again, and with understanding this time:



A woman is a receiver, a vessel...even if she gets to receive sperm from several men, she has no willful power in deciding whose sperm fertilizes her egg... and that one sperm cell out of millions fertilizes her egg doesn't prove who's stronger among the lot of sperm donors - that's just you trying to trivialize a complex biological process by turning it into a rat race of sorts.

Polygamy works on the premise of being able to select multiple mates and have them procreate for you exclusively and simultaneously if that's what the chooser wants.
A woman cannot choose whose baby she wants to carry if she's having sex with two or more husbands at the same time, neither can she carry two children from two men at the same time...she's a sitting duck, a passive participant in this whole shebang of procreation.

The one whose natural status is to select, choose, and impregnate concurrently or simultaneously is the one that's polygamous by nature...not the one who has to wait at least a year to be impregnated again by another man before resuming the process of procreation.


Thanks for the education on biological immortality which you didn't write yourself...now how does it relate to sperm?

Hello Crackhaus, I must say that your response to LordReed is very conceited and most ignorant.

Really, women are passive participants?

I like the ending the most: "I am not a prostitute".

Cutehector:
Wooooowwwww... 600 men..


And she plans to settle down.... And will still want a God fearin man as a husband..who is caring.

E fit be you set bros .

There's no way you can tell.

icekoko:
Atleast she has seen and felt what women go through like every day of there lives. Its strange but the Truth is the Rich also Cry. I pray God make me Rich some day and I will try not to forget wia I'm coming from.

God wants you to be rich AND to forget 'where you're coming from'.

samueld0:
Bury for where? They will only bury the remaining part of his body after removing all what they needed from his body(eg Heart, liver, intestine, the skull etc)

Is it true the next guy will eat them?

I thought he wasn't dead yet.

YerYer:
The Irony of life... their step son, father, uncle and brother was the mastermind of the atrocious terrorist act that killed 3000 innocent people and now his family members died in a plane crash. You live by the sword, you die by the sword. What goes around, comes around.

That's what we were told...

chumakk:
I'm shocked is he testing them or them testing him

damosade:
That is why such people are gifted intellectually.. God knows they are going to be useful and benefit human race.

But FB and co have made the world dumber

Is that dog wearing a rag camouflage?

TV01:
In a primitive society, your whole capability to provide would depend on physical fitness/health. Although I don't, as mentioned, subscribe to evolution, I don't get how this makes sense within that framework?

TV

As humans, besides intelligence, our biggest, baddest attribute is our ability to socialize.

Physically, a guy like John Cena will mop the floor with Obama, but Obama is way more powerful and has more influence.

And in a very social environment, as evolved by humans, physical strength is no longer key, but INFLUENCE.

Compared to other animals, we humans are a very weak and fragile specie. We are not fast or exceptionally strong or anything...but what we excel in is ORGANIZATION.

And any man who has influence over other men - for whatever reason - is KING.

Finally, in our contemporary environment, look at how women react to/respond to males with influence vs men with great physical strength...

TV01:
I'm still not clear on this. I've never - to be honest - heard of this before. Perhaps I need it spelt out clearly. As I said, I don't subscribe to evolutionary theory.

You don't have to...

TV01:
I can see "intra-sperm" wars, but not "inter-sperm" wars. Any war from multiple donors would likely be won by the first to donate. Hence the reason women select the fittest available man, whose sperm then battle it out.

"The battle is not to the swift..."

Remember:

1.) Human females are not fertile at all times.
2.) Human females have concealed ovulations...and as is typical, ONLY her knows when this is. This means that within that short window of fecundity, she can give sexual access to WHOEVER she chooses.
3.) Humans have a very LOW sex to conception rate.

So how can one truly be 'first'?...Very difficult.

TV01:
If the provider does not have the assurance he is also the progenitor, why would he provide? I'd like to hear more. Simple outlined for a simpleton like me.
TV

People are cuckolded all the time...even the so called 'monogamous' animals.

You don't know what you don't know.

Without the advances in modern science, there's very little chance of ever finding out, conclusively, that your wife's child isn't yours. So you will happily 'invest' and provide for another man's child.

Isn't ignorance bliss?

BTW, you are no simpleton.

KingMakaveli:
Ever met a goodlooking guy with a killer sense of humour that is the life of the party and flurts with every girl? I HAVE NEVER!!! Goodlooking guys from birth are pampered by girls, they are spoiled and are led to believe they are a prize for so many random girls out there. Now how can such a person date? How can such a person humble himself and start begging girls for attention, instead he abuses girls and brags about how he can get any girl. He expects girls to come talk to him first because for so long hes used to girls walking up to him saying "hi dear" "is this seat taken, can i sit with u" "i love ur cap, can i sit with u" how can such a guy be humble oo pls nairalanders tell me. All the goodlooking guys of nairaland must have ego problems, u cant be handsome without ego problems..except ur not handsome. Now how can a handsome guy get a girlfriend with all this ego damage he has? How should they turn down their ego, is it even possible? Do handsome guys have girlfriends?

Being 'good looking' has zero value to a female. Not social, not biological.

As a male, once you are not hideous, you are good to go.

But you have to make a showing in the areas where it counts. Gov. Oshiomole for example.

pickabeau1:
So how will the victor spam be identified

Anyway how do you divorce the fittest spam from the owners of the spam

The best spam may belong to the lowest provider[/b]... gerrit

Remember, sperm competition itself is merely a battle in a war.

For example, there's mate-guarding behaviour on the males side to minimize the chances of the woman getting fertilized by some Chad guy (jealousy is not by accident). There's being a good provider, etc.

However, being a good provider, and having high status are social and not biological.

One could be cripple, mentally deficient or sickly...and still have high status or be a fantastic provisioner - for some random reason. Birth, chance, etc.

So now that the social component is taken care of, her best strategy for her kids is to go get the healthiest seed.

How is the victor sperm identified?

The same way a team wins the Champions League.

TV01:
I disagree. The patently obvious answer is no.


The whole basis of your premise is flawed.

1. They don't seek the most "viable sperm", they seek the man who appears more genetically endowed. And then they mate with him. Note the difference

2. The battle is not at the spermatozoic level, it's at the level of the owners of the spermatozoa. The sperm don't compete - the donors do. Hence the status & provision dynamic !

3. Further compounded by the fact that where paternity is not assured, or cannot even be assumed, the man will have no incentive to provide and protect.

"The men fight for the right". May the best man win. Ladies who attempt the above are in danger of being slut shamed .

TV

My oga, you are indeed very wrong.

It is now known that we evolved for competition at the, quoting you, "spermatozoic level".

There are even tons of books on the subject: Sperm Wars - by Robin Baker, and Sex At Dawn: The Prehistoric Origins of Modern Sexuality are examples.

You mentioned 'high status' and 'provider', but remember, they don't need to come from the same person.

The provider blissfully provides, while she goes behind to get inseminated by caveman Chad, who has optimum seed.

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losiope:
Player!"

Some people are trying to make news out of nothing. Dude most likely went to have himself some fun.

Otherique:
Am surprised Prof Dibu could be so insensitive to the plights of the Masses.

There factors often considered when choosing a school when filling your JAMB form.

1. Cost
2. Proximity
3. Familiarity
4. Security
5. Institutions reputation
6. Academic excellence
and so on....


How can he just wake up one morning, perhaps with a dizzy eyes and start reassigning students to institutions of his choice?

including pushing prospective students to private Universities that do pay as high as 3 million naira per academic session.

How can he be making such decisions for them?

I thought PMB on the pages of newspaper asked all the heads of agencies to go, is he not part of them?

Funny Country.

I read his explanation and it was very sound.

If 5,000 students apply to study a course in university A, with 250 openings, 4,750 are certainly not getting in.

And by the time they find out, it's already too late. And they have to wait till NEXT YEAR to resit.

What he has done is funnel those students who already stand no chance to institutions (and courses) where there are 'openings'.

Don't you see the sense in this?