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ahckmedkosy:
Now that Buhari has heard this, can we pls probe all presidents from 2005 to the immediate past. But if it will be waste of time to probe one and leave others, then Don't waste time on any one at all.. just bring bak the money and use it to resuscitate ajaokuta steel..

Except he's going to ban the importation of steel, as imported ones, from China, will still cost less.

barcanista:
Exactly! This is an internal matter of the Senate. When people say it was a forged document, I asked them to produce the original 2015 senate standing rule. I tell you this case is dead on arrival irrespective of the position of the police. It won't affect anybody!

My brother, I am very ignorant in these matters...

Why would it be difficult to produce the original Standing Order...they'll hide it?

chukwudi44:
If the IG like let him confirm,he can even disfirm the forgery the fact remains that Saraki/Ekweremadu will remain senate prersident/DSP till 2019

"...till 2019"

I've heard that before...

Post this in the Religious section so that those atheist devil's children will tear you a new one

NotTheOnion...

eaglechild:
That is a harmless python.

Why kill it

Yeah, it's so harmless it can kill a lamb.

How about a small sized human?

Will be circumvented in a quick minute.

India wey all those IT gurus full die.

@ topic

Women don't cheat, not ever.

INTROVERT:
Sex is an overrated experience as I've been told.

"Son, I've tied my own shoe laces once. It is an overrated experience." ------- King Jeffrey Jaffer of Zamunda.

In the most badass baritone ever...

kay29000:
Every week, we here one story or the other of a pedophile defiling a small girl. Why is this on the increase these days? What makes a man think that way when they are grown women out there? I just want to understand the cause, and not be like rest of the world who just focuses on the effect. People just say things like 'castrate the man,' 'Kill him,' 'Imprison him for life.' All these wont stop other pedophiles from acting out there evil thoughts. So, what causes men from having pedophilia thoughts?

I think you just hear more about these now, because of social media.

rhames:
Boss dont be afraid. That animal is called a seahorse. Google it and see. No cause for alarm.

Bros!

Sea wetin? Na wa for you o.

Such incredible animals, but very underappreciated.

Illuminator9:
Babe Your Destruction Is Near.

Is this not her point?

God doesn't destroy people.

kokoA:
They are not wicked, they are rather senseless. If you give them all the attention, they will see how vulnerable you are and treat you like crap (Friend zoning), but the moment you kick them off your mind, give them 1 month max and they will back pinging, texting, calling,etc you. Bro, that's the moment to STRIKE and clean mouth it has been working for me.

They are not senseless. That's just how they're designed.

You can't get angry at FB not behaving like NL - or vice versa.

We have pre-programmed responses to different behaviours.

kokoA:
Some guys lack the confidence of a MAN. Here is how I roll; I give you all the loving loving to show that I like you, do the "please pick me from home and drop me there", nice text messages, phone calls, "respect a lady" crap and all the mumuish things possible. But the day I make my intentions known and you refuse or say "let me think about it", that's the day I automatically switch on my "go to hell" mode, usually, I delete you off my phone and memory that moment like play like play. I don't know why it's quite easy for me to that. A girl once told me this after I fashied her for 2 weeks "kokoA (not real name), you don't know what love is all about and even if try to explain you won't understand, you're to blunt" and I said "bullocks to that woman!" Another one once said "and I thought you are different, you should have given me time to think things through properly. I doubt you ever liked me in the first place". My response was "madam, after all my display of affection towards you (I'm talking 3 months here) if you'd still need to think before you know if you love then there's no need, it's that simple" and she was like "issues like this is not as simple as you think. Why is everything about you so YES or NO".. Guy! Flee from friend zone from day one. There's nothing like "keep trying" with Nigerian girls.

Show her your d1ck from day 1.

Its either the 'fvck-zone' or the 'no-zone'.

Be a sexual threat from the get go.

dammytosh:
Chai


No wonder the girl greee

She must have heard about he deal

You guys are maaad!

Boomboost:
This thread is for confident guys who don't believe in dangling currency to get a beautiful endowed lady, and please don't remind me that only money would get her attention.


...I can't remember the cause but I was just happy after the evening seminar in CBN hall, Uniuyo. It was outside I noticed my friend gawking at the figure 8 silhouette of some chick standing alone waiting for someone, I think.

With confidence and my happy mood, I approached her and we got talking. A happy confident guy is a funny attractive guy anytime, and this was what got me her contact and attention.

I called, we texted and flirted till I stalked her on Facebook and found out she was serious with some already established man who was crazy bout her and vice versa.

Ladies know your social status the moment you both have a conversation, so no need forming rich guy as it was obvious my middle class couldn't compete with her man's high upper class. The fact that I knew the truth and confronted her bout it kinda spoilt the attraction but we've been friends ever since as she yearns to get married before the year is out( she's just 21).

My point is, working on your self confidence and appearance gets the female's attention, and not always money that could've been used saved, buying property or some kind of investment.

P.S: Currently chasing a another worthy hot chick, so guys, share your experiences with beautiful curvy babes.

Above being confident, be the fvck-guy.

You don't have any business with anyone else she's seeing.

Ladies and gentlemen, #6 it is.

But there must be ukwu.

She was born 'spoilt'.

Slimzjoe:
You Self no Try
You're an Embarrassment to all Niggas!!
If you had Done it Very well, she Go Don Quit Masturbation by now and Start Begging For Pini

For ya mind.

chiedu7:
IS HE DEAD OR NOT?

I HOPE IF HE DIED, HE DIED ACCEPTING JESU.S

[b]AS JESU.S IS ALIVE WHILE MOHAMMED IS DEAD.

JESU.S PROMISES SALVATION TO ALL WHO BELIEVE IN HIM


MARK 16
16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved;

WHILE AT THE SAME TIME JESU.S WARNED ANYBODY WHO REJECTS HIM IS CONDEMNED.

MARK 16:16b
but he that believeth not shall be damned.

THAT'S WHY EVEN MOHAMMED HAS NO PROMISE OF HEAVEN LET ALONE HIS FOLLOWERS MUSLIMS

SURAH 46:9
Nor do I know what will be done with me or with you(MUSLIMS). [/b]

Why you dey bring Mohammed inside this matter?

I don't know about you, but I definitely prefer 72 succulent Arabian virgins to sing & pray - from morning till night .

crackhaus:


conceited /kənˈsiːtɪd/

adjective

excessively proud of oneself; vain.



Unless I was talking about my sperm and unless anywhere you saw 'man', you subconsciously interpreted it to be 'crackhaus'... then I don't think you're using the word right.

I don catch you today, so na pocket dictionary you dey use.

She simply SPAMs virgin topics: https://www.nairaland.com/topics

pat077:
"It's the medal for the loser... it's a good memory for him," Mourinho told BT Sport

Lol, in everything, it's usually: "Winner takes all".

Second runner-up is really 'First Loser'

LordReed:
I am claiming creative license in my use of the term. It was meant to convey the idea that passing on genes is a form of immortality.

Actually, there's a very very popular book on this subject: The Selfish Gene. By a Richard Dawkin, I think.

innervoice:
You forgot to mention the right timing or in other words "the fertile window". A woman is only fertile for a few days each month. She therefore has an influence over who to get pregnant for. I didn't think of it initially.

Yeah, and her concealed ovulation is her ultimate card. Her Joker.

It is now known that women tend to dress 'sluttier' (lol is that a word) and to prefer men with very masculine attributes, more, during ovulation.

IamLEGEND1:
wetin be dat hanging low in-between the guy's legs?

#LooksLikeAMaltinaCan

A LEGEND.

innervoice:
And that is exactly why polygyny is more common than polyandry. It is that simple. That does not mean that some women would not like to have different men, it just explains why polygyny is more practicable as compared to polyandry.

Yes, a case of terrain dictating strategy...

Each party employing means that suit their 'reproductive equipment'.

crackhaus:
Read this bit again, and with understanding this time:



A woman is a receiver, a vessel...even if she gets to receive sperm from several men, she has no willful power in deciding whose sperm fertilizes her egg... and that one sperm cell out of millions fertilizes her egg doesn't prove who's stronger among the lot of sperm donors - that's just you trying to trivialize a complex biological process by turning it into a rat race of sorts.

Polygamy works on the premise of being able to select multiple mates and have them procreate for you exclusively and simultaneously if that's what the chooser wants.
A woman cannot choose whose baby she wants to carry if she's having sex with two or more husbands at the same time, neither can she carry two children from two men at the same time...she's a sitting duck, a passive participant in this whole shebang of procreation.

The one whose natural status is to select, choose, and impregnate concurrently or simultaneously is the one that's polygamous by nature...not the one who has to wait at least a year to be impregnated again by another man before resuming the process of procreation.


Thanks for the education on biological immortality which you didn't write yourself...now how does it relate to sperm?

Hello Crackhaus, I must say that your response to LordReed is very conceited and most ignorant.

Really, women are passive participants?

I like the ending the most: "I am not a prostitute".