₦airaland Forum

bestman09:
So the relationship stopped at baby daddy/mummy level? What is stopping them from being married?

Losing half his shìt.

OVA200:
I get what the man is trying to do but this is even more stressful than cleaning it himself but when person dey vex stressful becomes stressfree.

Funny thing is the dog might enjoy the "play", so empty the trash again for a repeat experience.

I suspected this from their eye contact last week.

udemzyudex:
This life is very simple but we human tend to make it very difficult.

I wonder why a man will be afraid of his wife being more successful than him.

If your wife refuse to be submissive after doing everything possible to make things work, at least make her respect you.

Nna just file for a divorce, and life goes on.
You go your separate ways.

My brother, "Independence" and "Republic" na the same thing...

dukeprince50:
my wife cannot be more successful than I am, if she works overnight, I'll work overnight and over day, If she works 24hours in a day, I'll work 48hours in a day, (don't ask me how that is possible)
If she becomes a Dangote, I'll become a Billgate, if she becomes Billgate, I'll become Billgate+Prince Saheed+Beezos. If she owns a private jet, I'll .

"...the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, nor bread to the wise, nor riches to the intelligent, nor favor to those with knowledge, but time and chance happen to them all".

--- Ecclesiastes 9:11

Not many work harder than bricklayers and masons, yet they earn a pittance.

Just pray for God to bless your handiwork.

Lol

mauriceju2:
It supposed to be between 45000 to 50000 if you take inflation and purchasing power into account, APC = scam/419, Johnathan was a good man, where are the labour union that all most burn Nigeria down during the time of Johnathan? What can a government worker with a family of 4 children plus father and mother making it 6 do with 30000 now?? Corruption is here to stay in Nigeria, how do you think they will train their 4 children to university level without involving in corruption

While I agree with you. They should also have put their earning power into consideration before birthing four children.

jmoore:
How is a demand for team overhaul, a transfer demand?
Illiterate bloggers!!!

He probably didn't even demand anything at all.

LadyBeee:
does it mean that all those fat people I'm seeing have health issues?

Obesity is a health issue.

And puts one at a greatly increased risk of very nasty things.

Joromi12:
During nysc i was fuking my co corper doggy when d bf called. She pick d call while i paused. Mr mumu was telling her how he missed her and all. Today they are married with 2 kids. When i see her facebook post i just laugh

Woman na communal property.

Someone did that to your "girlfriend" too.

LadyBeee:
Please i need advice from mature minds. No insults. I'm seeing this very nice and cute guy who makes me happy. He has everything a woman wants in a man. The problem I'm having with him is that he wants me fat, as in really very fat o. He's slim and said his wife had to be fat because he is slim. Anytime I'm with him, he likes to over feed me. We must go to one eatery or the other to eat. If, I'm at his place and he serves me food, after 2 hours he'll start asking me if I'm hungry and would start arranging something for me to eat. He'll always say eat, eat,eat. I'm not a fat person and neither am I thin. I'm just the normal moderate size. I hate fat so much and I normally feel pity for fat people. I don't want to be fat. I have started adding weight. Should I continue to stay in this relationship and get fat or should I call it quits to avoid being fat. I really need expert advice

Without going into how retarded this is. Just consider the medical implications of being fat.

Forget feminist matter.

Give her vitamin D.

Guest007:

This pic might just be my favourite baby on the internet.

donbenie:
Last,last you go dey alright,

ALL is well that ends well..

Your Omalicha is on the way..

It think he's better off with having multiple omalichas-at-large.

seborrhic:
Blog probably run by a drop out.
So in this illiterate blog,rubber bullet is the same as a teaser?

So quick to call someone else an Illitrate...

I believe it's "taser".

amaniro:
Good they should also do Security challenge, Electricity challenge

nanakgh:
To each his own, but if I had his money, public clout and approval would mean nothing to me. My life with the love of my life, our kids and my ability to help my family and the poor and the needy would be my joy and happiness.

I'd spend all day playing Xbox and PS with my kids and having long talks and gossiping with the wife. But then again, to each his own.

Hierarchy of needs...

Once you get to a level, the things on the next rung become your motivation.

She still likes you.

Stop reading meaning into nothing.

bigfrancis21:
This is really a sad situation regarding the Igbo language. It is dying a gradual death honestly, and with each passing generation the number of fluent speakers keep reducing. Igbo parents are repeating the same mistake each passing year. There is a gradual switch to English and were as a tribe are on this gradual journey of switching to English language. Something needs to be done about the Igbo language honestly. The attitude of our people towards the language is disheartening. On my father's side, they were about 8 surviving adults out of 9 children of which only one family raised their children in Igbo. All other 7 adults raised their kids in English and 90% of them/us (28 in total) do not speak Igbo as young adults today. In my own family (my dad is the 3rd son), I am the only one who speaks Igbo fluently, my 3 siblings do not speak and do not care to put effort into speaking, so do most of my cousins. We lost our grandmother last year and one of my pains was losing a matriarch who was so versed in the Igbo language who passed down the language to her children but her children failed to do the same to their own children. Learning Igbo as an adult is not easy and this is what many Igbo parents who speak Igbo do not understand because it comes easy to them as they were raised with it. However, if you put in efforts you will be solid in the language in about 2 to 3 years.

While I understand the sentiment...

Languages die.

Even more distinguished languages have vanished, and are understood only by a handful of academics.

Language is utilitarian, and if something easier, more widely spoken, or more upwardly mobile comes along, the one of lesser utility gets dumped.

Shawncavendish:
"Áchọ̀rọ̀ m" (Igbo izugbe) and "Áchọ̀lụ m" (Onitsha dialect) mean "I want", while "Àchọ́rọ̄ m" (Onitsha dialect) and ("Àchọ́ghị m" (izugbe) mean "I don't want". Take note of the tone marks. Some words are spelt the same but have different tones. If you understand the difference in tone, you'll realise that "Áchọ̀rọ̀ m" and "Àchọ́rọ̄ m" are different sentences with different meanings.

Kill me already.

DonGtoG1:
Whichever language you choose to learn depends on what you want to use it for! .

He's just having identity issues – goes beyond language.

The Igbo we sabi, who e epp?

Orpe7:
One girl fall three men
How will they lay their case in the afterlife

I pity the girl.

She'll be incredibly traumatized.

Born2Breed:
Tonto can't be this bitter if Churchill did not hurt her deeply. This bitterness is from the heart of a scorned woman.

The deepest way to offend a woman is to find a hot replacement.

So guess he did.

mightyhaze:
But how did ooni stumble on this fact ?

Divine inspiration...

kay29000:
It is the girl's father that has been attending the church for 27 years...the girl is only 17.

My bad.

Missed that.

Jessyjack:
if you are neither male nor female,then what are you....

She be Inter-house sports

Jaynom:
Smh. I don't trust pastors especially around young naive women! From my little observation, most pastors are Hórny. A lot of women have been sexually molested by so-called pastors and are afraid to even talk about it because of fear of stigmatization. By the way "TOUCH NOT god's ANNOINTED" is the Biggest Scam in Christianity!

Young, naive?

She's been attending Winners for 27 years, so she is at least 27 years.

She's just trying to get back at the man for something.

They've been doing it plenty times and it's not like she was under duress.

ShenTeh:
Are you kidding me?

They now speak in tongues...

YoungAncient1:
Maybe Chelsea should begin to look at Nuno Espirito Santo keenly. He seems to have the number of the big teams. Plus his lads are like the crazy gang; they are not scared of any contest. Plus they play until the final whistle.

Besides, Sarri is exhausted (both technically and tactically). He is berate of new ideas. If his monotonous style doesn't work at first, he does it again, and again and again until Chelsea is 2 goals down. Then they give up.

The saga ends with him blaming the players for lacking cutting edge, passion and not playing to instructions.

If a coach tells you to score goals and you don't...na im be say you no day follow instructions

bbode1:
I beg wetin all this things mean

It's shows how ridiculous the position that the intelligence which made the universe gives a hoot about what intestinal worms do with their peniseś.

We are very insignificant, and it will mean God is petty and "jobless" to care so much about masturbation