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ChiefSweetus:
Buddha... I made my penultimate comment without knowing you were on this thread.
I am surprised (and slightly disappointed) to see such a reticent submission from you ...

Chief my man...

I have a feeling this is all mental masturbātion for this guy.

He won't take any action.

Divorce is a slow process in Nigeria.

But you don’t need a divorce to move out.

Don’t give in.

The best you should do is use KY and Durex Featherlite.

nwaanambra1:
truth be told - what the fan told him is the honest truth!

charity they say, begins at home. at his home town in ifite-dunu there are so many poor within his immediate umunna that has never seen them nor received anything from them.

lots of poor in his immediate ummunna that he can start his charity by touching their lives.

anyways sha! they are actually hausa-igbo like okoroawusa, mikel, tekno and lots of them born and breed in the north - so he is actually extending the charity to his northern brothers where his allegiance lies - am sure he was talking to them in fluent hausa and fulfude.

He doesn’t owe people from his village.

He’s successful due to the collective patronage of Nigerians from all tribes.

When you meet people, see other God’s children, instead of their tribe.

NwaliE01:
Let's face the truth.

Have you ever seen a Northerner giving free gift in the East in your entire life?

Don't mind so many hypocrites here who claim holier than thou.
Arrant nonsense. Charity begins at home and not in a strange land.

Why don’t we lead by example?

JuanDeDios:
You mean knaive. He was. But his real mistake was letting those who murdered the prime minister get away with it. That was wrong. He should have had them swiftly tried and executed and there would have been no counter-coup.

This.

Making a show of punishing those responsible would have tempered the North's ire.

Herlertah:
Hello Nairalanders, Lol, never thought I would one day post anything on Nairaland. I used to come here just to read news and funny comments by you guys. People like simplykush .

Before I go further, I will forever be in debt of the mods if they can pls let this reach front page.

My name (nickname actually) is Herlertah, 18, graduated from secondary school last year with 4 distinctions and 4Bs in WAEC and prospective student of OAU pharmacy (got 281 in jamb but still waiting on that slow school)

I decided to discuss a very important thing with you guys as I know we have many intelligent guys here who, as I have witnessed, have helped many people here.

I discovered when I was in Jss classes that I have the ability to multiply, divide, add and of course, subtract numbers (even big ones, I mean very big ones) without using calculator within a short time or no time at all!!

I am very also very good in squaring numbers within twinkle of an eye, just like, Scott flansburg.
I can find the square of 98765 within 10 seconds with my brain. I know the factor of ever number from 1-more than 10,000 or even more (don't know my limit). I once found the 3^40 and got 12157665459056928801with my head (took me few mins though). It's the longest record I have for now.

I also have the ability to know on what day of the week a date falls, I mean any date, whether past or future. Like asking me on what day of the week June 3rd, 2065 will fall and I will tell you that it's gonna be Wednesday.

I have known this for a while, buh where I am living here in Osun State, its hardly recognised. Although, I was given A MacBook upon from graduation from sec school mainly because of this ability of mine. Still I need help, I want to show this to the world, I want to make the country proud. I can do much more and I don't even know how I am able to do it. Although, I work them in my head buh in a rapid manner.

Thank you as you help with your invaluable comment.

Thank you!!!

Although the things you've stated are impressive, they offer no value to anyone.

A $10 scientific calculator can replace someone with these talents.

What's more important though is your aptitude for numbers, calculations and data.

So you could look into fields that are related to these: Data Analysis, Machine Learning, Programming, etc.

And being in Osun state is not a handicap, since you have a computer and access to the internet.

You can get jobs online, next week, if you know these things – with no formal certification.

If you apply yourself where you are right now, over time, you'll get to where you need to go.

Abeg make una no dance another one.

emrain:
Another weakling on the lose. Smh. Btw, the boy couldn't add more context to the chicken part. Such a wimp.

Imagine if someone painted you as the evilest person to a national international audience?

dominique:
No time for long story oga. Did you or did you not sleep with her, collect her money, eat her mum's chickens and dumped her afterwards?

I am sure all these happened over a period of time. And relationships do come to an end.

But she makes it sound as if he bedded her, took her money then dumped her within a 24 hr time frame.

Even if so, and although it's callous, shouldn't be a guarantee for his future affections.

Or do you mean to say that all the men dumped after spending money on women are entitled to their future affections as well?

Temptee101:
We abuse everything in this part of the world. Do these guys know the meaning of award?

The funny thing is that that's how all other awards are.

The only difference, in this case, is that you know Alex.

Even the US military hands out awards and medals like candy.

“Friendship” is contracted between people of equal means.

If not, the tendency for jealousy and envy, on their part, and resentment on yours are off the charts.

If your friend is not of equal means you can’t share the same tastes, experiences and hobbies.

You can’t go to the same restaurants, gyms, bars, clubs, events, etc.

What will you guys be doing together then?

And most importantly, you two will likely not have the same habits or share the same outlook on life.

You'll expend lots of energy in moderating what you say in order not to offend them.

While it sounds cold to severe these entanglements, it’s just the natural order of things.

For example, if you lead an active lifestyle, it’s hard to stay friends with a fat person who stays home and stuffs his face all day.

Finally, I’ll advice you to not tell him this in words. Just stop seeing him.

If not, you’ll offend his ego and create a lifelong enemy who will actively seek to injure you.

It is also easier to forgive actions than words.

LuciferCatholic:
You contradict yourself.

You say "Yes he wasn't born on December 25th" and "there's a 100% chance he was born on December 25th".

Which one is it uncle?

Quoting Bible verses do not justify anything if you cannot provide incontrovertible proof - especially since the Bible's authenticity cannot be verified.



Reasons for Christmas being a pagan holiday wasn't because of Nimrod (another embarrassing error on your part), it is because of the Roman Sun God - Mithra.

1. Dies Natalis Solis Invicti means 'birthday of the unconquered sun' and was held on December 25th (when the Romans thought the Winter Solstice took place) and was the 'birthday' of the Pagan Sun god Mithra.

Years after Jesus' death, Christianity gradually grew popular & incited a lot of riots in the Roman Empire. Emperor Constantine had to merge the pagan Sun God celebration (Sol Invictus) with Christian doctrines to pacify both parties. The Bible you read today was revised by Bishops & politicians & many books were removed & banned at the Council of Nicacea.

Even the sunday you attend churches was gotten from the pagan religion of Mithraism, the holy day was Sunday and is where we get that word from!



2. Jesus couldn't have been born on December 25th because according to his birth story, shepherds flocked at night.

Shepherds don't flock outside in the Middle East around December (winter). This happens around spring (October).

Its usually cold outside and even snows so how on earth could shepherds have been outside at night with sheep on a hill that would probably be snowcapped and devoid of any grass?!

This one...

santopelele:
Just give me just 5mil naira, my life will never be the same.
BUT WAITOO! PLS SOMEBODY SHOULD EDUCATE ME, WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THEM AND THE MONEY?

Haha, first thing you'll go an buy a big car, and have N10k balance for fuel.

Someone might find this useful...

What usually gets people at the beach are rip currents.

They're fast-moving currents that drive away from the shore and back into the ocean.

You can escape them by swimming parallel to the shore.

How many of the abusive tweets were from fellow women?

Uyiii:
I read the story and didn't see where the man caught his wife pant down, or is mistakenly sending a nude picture meant for her boyfriend to her husband same as catching someone pant down
the wife here have every advantage of plausible deniability, telling the husband she wanted to add more spice to the stew in their marriage with sending him nudes.

Nevertheless sha, majority of girls in 9ja are a popular FARM TOOL purchased at anybody's disposal with enough coins. I am not in anyway defending the woman because we know them, just dropping my 2kobo to the way the story we have here was disseminated.

It continues on the blog.

Amazing.

If OP tries to confuse you, go meta and discount the Bible in its entirety.

Skyfornia:
Funny how Linda is loved by many celebrities, and some of these celebrities are the people the public think Linda offended with her blogging. They still love Linda yet the public are the ones carrying the matter/hatred for head.

If you’re loaded people will famz you.

Be even more laconic.

Let her be the one complaining.

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Why not seek out these folks and proposition them directly?

Just give the girl belle, na abeg dem go use come.

henrixx:
then why do we have to suffer for the bad

There are certain schools of thought that posit that our existence is a simulation.

The same way we have hyper-realistic video game characters who “suffer” for our amusement.

Do they really suffer?

A movie or video game with friesian cows grazing in a scenic field would be boring.

But unleash a pack of wolves, or a bad guy with a gun and you have drama.

I am not here to defend the architects of our reality. Just saying what it appears to be.

God being all there is, and having no one else to interact with, manifests himself as the 10,000 forms we see.

So that there will be drama...

The good, the bad, the terrible. It’s all him playing those roles.

And being aspects of God, we can also influence “our” destinies.

Are you overweight?

It’s night and day how people respond to you after you lose weight.

A very interesting thread: https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=898532&page=1

This title is terrifying.

Very interesting.

I don’t ever remember my dreams while yours dey come for episodes.

Polarity I guess.

Without opposites, there won’t be a frame of reference.

If there’s only one state, then God will be bored.

Up-down, good-bad, happy-sad, positive-negative, alive-dead...

Boom!

Drama.

If there’s just one state, then the earth might as well be formless, dark and void.

tobillionaire:
here comes the beginning of the end of freeze. he's attacking people who are respected by many great men. he'd better remain silent and not try to play any smartness or intelligence fr now

Here comes the beginning of Freeze...

The fastest way to gain prominence is to find the shiniest marks and punch them in the mouth.

“Even when I am railed at, I get my quota of renown” ——— Pietro Aretino

LagosismyHome:
Be sure of what you type ; The Catholic Church receives tithes and offerings, there’s no church in the world that doesn’t receive tithe and support from her congregation

I have attended catholic masses in US, Canada and UK and not once have I heard the mention of tithes.

Yes offering collected (in most cases oyibo put coins self. They little left over changes ) but tithes or even a mandatory one . Never heard that

Just a little history bro...

In the Middle Ages, the Catholic Church used to sell “Indulgences” for the forgiveness of sins.

A more outrageous con, if I were asked.

Nwodosis:
Women are really complex beings, they will play hard to get and also play hard quit! If not for the phrase "you can't use me and dump me", she would've been alive today when it was obvious that the love/trust he had for her is gone,

“Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.”

————Oscar Wilde