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Some years ago, I had a misunderstanding with a female friend.

We come from the same village, and went to primary school together.

She threatened to tell my dad I tried to rape her.

I'm still shocked about it till tomorrow.

So yes, women cook this shit up all the time.

And btw, those "credibility" reasons you gave are amusing.

Erediauwa:
When he was the president, you never called it RAPE, rather, he was presiding over your Gambia drainage pussy, now that things has gone worse for him, you've now found your voice.


Some Women ehn!

This one is kinda understandable.

She could have disappeared if she spoke up when he was still in power.

Zombiekiller010:
Pls i beg you in then name of the God or god you're serving, dont watch that video, its nonsense, poor lyrics and beat

It has a a catchy beat.

I enjoyed it and believe it will do well, especially at night.

Nbote:
Does d multiple times diminish or change d fact dat she was raped d first time? Why are some of U like Dis? And U are lady abi..

Try to reason with him too...

Perhaps not. But it throws a huge spanner in her "works" of her narrative.

My people have a saying: "Agbishi gba otile, ya muru ako" (The English equivalent is "Once bitten, twice shy").

If someone tells you that his TV stand is unstable, constantly falls over and has broken 10 of his TVs sets.

What would you think?

First, you'll question the veracity, and if it's indeed true, then you will conclude beyond doubt that the person is thick.

Fake news!

oluwasegun007:
Na work of record label be that.... Packaging artist.


I don't know why every time I listen to the dude music, it' always sound like am listening to nursery school rhymes.

Means you're getting older and not within his target demographic.

What does your dad think of 2Pac and Wizkid and Davido?

Probably something similar.

franklingud:
Your father is dumb

Where do you know his father from?

heskeyw:
By abandoning them @ Nnamdi Azikiwe airport means that the federal government actually paid for their return flight. They should be left stranded in France, their citizenship should be withdrawn. The lucky ones should find their way to Mali and become prostitutes.

Oga, na you be Kim Jung Un?

Timmypromise:
Which game

Ah dear youngling...

'Twas before your time.

ImpregnaTor:
500 sugeries and only 46 daeths??
he not that bad we can still manage him.
afterall the country is being being run by mediocres
and mediocrity is the other of the day in the shit-hole;
so what's the difference??

My oga, this na 10% failure rate.

Not including people e go don rearrange their insides.

10% failure rate for parachute, you go jump?

Reminds me of that India vs Nigeria match that got them banned by FIFA.

Very funny @ those who think nothing is wrong with the video.

It's almost close to an Igbo man going to Lagos and saying it's no man's land.

Thing is, it's a conversation that wasn't meant to be public. And it was also released in peculiar times.

Even if your mother-in-law is a bad cook, you're not meant to voice it.

The goat whose owner gives grass dey think say e love am.

All fakery man...

Just trying to trap you now that she's pretty much "finished" and can't do better.

Emarvel:
is it possible to travel by plane from Nigeria to Ghana and return by bus from ghana to Nigeria.
I'm asking because of the passport, how will it get stamp?
Someone told me if it's not stamp for return, then i can't use the passport again to travel to any other destination.

Please, i need your candid advice, i have stayed more than 4 months

There's immigration at both points and they'll likely bill you for the one month overstay and stamp it.

faceURfront:
An American based medical practitioner indeed.

Them the pluck money from tree for America?

What is the annual income of a doctor or nurse or etc to afford doing all these things listed above.

Stop thinking small.

He could own hospitals. Be into pharmaceuticals. Or even have a patents for medical devices. Etc, my friend

NewsMuncher:

The Greatest president America has ever known!

I agree, with time, they'll likely rate him among the best.

Time gives perspective...

See how they view Lincoln today, but in his time, a large part of the country took up arms.

1. It's people like you that make women pretend so much...

They can't be free around you because of your holier-than-thou outlook.

How about you?

You did "other stuff" while being a committed Christian. And you lied to her as well.

Girls are flesh and blood just like you and have powerful urges too.


2. Going by your unrealistic expectations of chastity, this second one that went straight to money talk will probably shock you.

I have a girlfriend.

Seetto:
And they want to leave Nigeria after tarnishing the country name, you are not going anywhere, we are into this together, Nigeria, we must stay and swallow the shame together....

Hahaha

If we get Biafra, I no gree drop naija passport o.

Biafra passport go eventually turn shoot at sight.

My brothers are not helping matters.

That's a chimp...

Do you want someone to come and outshine you at your own wedding?

They're probably not even friends.

dadavivo:
All lies, Ghanaian authorities are now framing Nigerians including students of crime they know nothing about.

They've been mentioning that Nigerians were involved in the crime for over 1 month now but we are yet to see the so-called Nigerians.

Today in Ghana neighbors now call police on Nigerians and lie that they're kidnappers just to destroy the person cos he or she is a Nigerian.

You can recall in the past they always protest how Nigerians are taking over their retail trade and they were closing down Nigerian shops. Now their tactics is to tag and frame all Nigerians as criminal in other to destroy them.

It's about time we ask Benin Republic to shut their border with Togo and Ghana otherwise we shut them out too.

No one is trying to frame Nigerians.

Nigerians have already been involved in 4 kidnappings this year. One of which involved a diplomat.

And kidnapping is something very very very foreign to Ghana.

Ghanaians are very easy going and welcoming, but some of our nationals are trying their hardest to change that.

Nogodye:
Guy Joshua is coming back for you, watch your back.

This guy fit mend am again o

coolcharm:
I love Paul Kagame. Intelligent, bold and apt.

He is undoubtedly the poster boy for the kind of leaders African countries are in dire need of.

I can imagine all the itchy bodies and uneasy faces while he spoke

This guy no be angel o.

"Fighting corruption" is easier for him is easier because he runs a dictatorship in all but name.

Try to contest against him and you get locked up on trumped up charges and have your properties seized.

Even insulting him is illegal and will not you around 5 years.

No freedom of the press. Criticize him and you disappear.

They've also modified the constitution so he he can remain in power until 2034 - he's been VP since 1994 and president since 2000.

Harmoneasy:
Oluwa! i need this type of self motivation, determination and the ability to work smarter not by struggling all in the name of hardwork..
GOD BLESS US..

It's just a derivative of Android - Android is open source.

Probably, all they had to do was search for Google's name in the source code and delete it.

She's just 30.

Buy band, trumpet or vuvuzela.

eleojo23:
The members of church of Satan will run if they actually see the Satan they are worshipping.


They are there feeling funky on Twitter

Church of Satan are actually atheists.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Tickle my senses, please. I really do not understand what SUBMISSION means, and perhaps, mightn't. Do we 'Women' have to be foolish and accept every whims you MEN throw at us? I cannot still fathom what that word entails.

Whoever coined out that word is SEXIST!
Is there a more subtle and clearer definition for it? Why were we 'WOMEN' ordered to only submit and inturn get only LOVE from you men? Love that will still wane? Isn't that selfish? I think both genders should equally submit to each other and love each other too. We crave respect and honour just as you men do too. SO, why does it only revolve around you people?

We are also egotistical just as men are too, so why is it one-sided? What is the need of submitting whole-heartedly when he will still cheat and keep numerous concubines? And please do not mention 'Polygamous in nature' here because humans generally are polygamous, not just men. We are also moved by what we see.

Married men and women, I need answers.
Cococandy
Ibkayee
CHoccolaTE
Pocohantas/Antibrutus
Acidosis
Mrsthang
Liberalchick
Safiaa
Sisisioge
PrimadonnaO
Bukatyne
Crackhaus/Crackhouse
and others..

Your contributions are highly welcome. Sentimental replies will not be appreciated.

It is because, in absolute terms, men are widely superior to women (in a abilities).

It might not be very politically correct to say this, but it's the truth.

On average, men are bigger, stronger, faster; more driven, resilient and dogged than women.

So as a convention, society wisely confers a higher authority to the superior sex.

Officialgarri:


You see I like Simi, quite a lot. She has a nice voice, I like how she acts in her videos.

I however do not understand how my younger brother whom I believe has a good eye for ladies will keep crushing on Simi on the basis of "oh my God, this girl is too cute".

I mean, I don't see any cuteness in this local girl. I'll send this picture to him to confirm if he truly thinks Simi is very cute.

She might not be the most beautiful girl, in terms of appearance.

But she's incredibly feminine...which on the highest level is what attracts us in women.