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2morogobeta:
A woman asked me whether my mother buys clothes from a certain shop

I told her my mum isn't around

She asked me where she is

I said she died

She ask Me how she died, and then other stuff about my life like where I live, family, whether I finished uni etc

I gave her the answers

...

How should I have handle the situation, I don't like talking about my mum

Very easy.

Just ask the person “is this an interview?”

Or tell them you’re not comfortable answering.

If they’re not retàrded, and can read social cues, they’ll stop.

If not, tell them to fvck off.

Lol, reminds me of that woman that asked her husband if he’s made his will...

And was surprised homeboy locked up, and stopped eating her food.

Register at a gym and start lifting heavy sh*t.

Eat big too.

Oluwasaeon:
This beautiful animal?

They are gang rapists too...

You can take slight consolidation in the idea that, maybe, it just received its comeuppance

These guys are beautiful...

In our natural environment – devoid of desks and computers – this is how we are designed to look.

The female form is alright, but it doesn't hold a candle to a developed masculine form.

Think lions vs lionesses, silverbacks vs whatever female gorillas are called, etc

If an alien third party were to comment on humans, he'd likely use glorious for the men and plain for women.

krissconnect:
Hy, sorry to bother you, I don't know if anyone of you here is peculiar with my situation. I tend to give up on people easily, like a minor misunderstanding with the person, I clear their memory from my head instantly and it never comes back.

My 5 yrs old gf broke up with me earlier this year and I acted like nothing happened, I didn't even reply her breakup WhatsApp message.

I have a friend today and next day, I quit them and it doesn't even bother me. Since I'm growing older, it's started to bother me and I'm deeply worried prior to my relationship life.

I met a girl last week and cos she couldn't reply me on time on WhatsApp, I deleted her number and everything. It happens to me every time.

Pls I don't think this is normal, I need help.

Don't let your lack of worry worry you.

This attitude, some will argue, is the pinnacle of spiritual attainment: Non attachment.

The glass is already broken...

“You see this goblet?” asks Achaan Chaa, the Thai meditation master.

“For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I drink out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns.

If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’

When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”

KingOfAllIgbos:

Please, what's the context of this pic?

Meringe:
I found it difficult to believe this pant stuff but every day, these stories try to change my perspective.

Volume is not a function of truth.

Lots of people practice Islam and Christianity with such ardent favor...

But at least, one of them is wrong.

safetyInspector:
You never can tell how many homes the woman in question destroyed. Just hope it is not karma.

How about her own home.

Women always default to victim mode once their actions bear fruit.

What if she treats the man badly and is difficult to live with?

Rextizzle:
Disgusting pictures! Let him rot in hell

So in your hierarchy of sins, murder and hate rank below sodomy?

dingbang:
Why is it that when a woman wants to make a complaint about her husband, she lets the whole world know she did things.

I pray I dont marry a non-understanding woman. To assist my family is now a problem..

That information provided context.

samysmoothfresh:
Honestly, most girls do not deserve a man's trust, love and care cos they are just plain gold digging slцts.
Sometime in october last year, during one of our normal guys hangout, a friend made a dare saying he could get my girlfriend (now ex) laid in just 4 months and suggested we made a bet of 8k.
I declined at first cos i felt it was absurd but i later gave in after they persuaded me saying the reason i refuse to bet is cos i don't trust my girl.
I swear i trusted this girl with to a very large extent cos i could tell she loved me to hell and back.................she was the one who even asked me out before we started dating.
Imagine the shock and dissappointment i felt when my friend brought proof of them fvcking yesterday.
I had to pay the 8k and this morning, i called her to end things.
I'm officailly single and I've officially experienced my first break up of 2019 which will definitely be the last since i've decided to stay of relationship for the entire year.
These wh0res aint to be trusted, even the once who seem genuine at first.
I'm not saying you should do the stupid thing i did, but not until you test them before you know they aint loyal one bit.

You're just a man.

Mehn, thank God for white people!

If not, pesin for be palm wine tapper or something.

kkkossy:
Even animals were not built to take there own life. They strive to survive. Why must our case as humans with complex brain be different.

Being more intelligent than other animals gives us the tools to contemplate the absurdity of life.

When you find yourself in an unpleasant situation within a dream, the first thing you do is try to awaken – to, in a sense, commit suicide within the dream.

What is the point of it all: our struggles, achievements, dreams, goals, longings and accumulations?

Why do we even bother?

Now, you're king of the hill and then what?

You build an empire only to grow old and die in the end.

And even when you achieve the "success" you've worked so hard for, you might be deeply disappointed that it doesn't offer the fulfillment you had hoped.

Tbh, If not for the assumed religious consequences, and the broken hearts left behind, a lot more people would consider it.

If there were no religions, there would be mass despair.

Now, I am not writing to encourage suicide or anything, but we should also kind of see their point. And only then can we be able to help in any meaningful way.

The way I personally deal with it is to look at life like it's GTA.

There's no grand reward or punishment in the end, so you just have fun and enjoy the journey anyway.

The journey is essentially the destination and there is no grand meaning.

I believe you're using "lady" here very loosely.

ChiefSweetus:
Lol True.
P.s. bro, you keep calling me that name and I cannot fathom why. Hope we edit at nearly same time and keep our social media footprint as anonymous error-free as possible. Thanks.

Ahh, my bad.

Modified.

ChiefSweetus:
Buddha... I made my penultimate comment without knowing you were on this thread.
I am surprised (and slightly disappointed) to see such a reticent submission from you ...

Chief my man...

I have a feeling this is all mental masturbātion for this guy.

He won't take any action.

Divorce is a slow process in Nigeria.

But you don’t need a divorce to move out.

Don’t give in.

The best you should do is use KY and Durex Featherlite.

nwaanambra1:
truth be told - what the fan told him is the honest truth!

charity they say, begins at home. at his home town in ifite-dunu there are so many poor within his immediate umunna that has never seen them nor received anything from them.

lots of poor in his immediate ummunna that he can start his charity by touching their lives.

anyways sha! they are actually hausa-igbo like okoroawusa, mikel, tekno and lots of them born and breed in the north - so he is actually extending the charity to his northern brothers where his allegiance lies - am sure he was talking to them in fluent hausa and fulfude.

He doesn’t owe people from his village.

He’s successful due to the collective patronage of Nigerians from all tribes.

When you meet people, see other God’s children, instead of their tribe.

NwaliE01:
Let's face the truth.

Have you ever seen a Northerner giving free gift in the East in your entire life?

Don't mind so many hypocrites here who claim holier than thou.
Arrant nonsense. Charity begins at home and not in a strange land.

Why don’t we lead by example?

JuanDeDios:
You mean knaive. He was. But his real mistake was letting those who murdered the prime minister get away with it. That was wrong. He should have had them swiftly tried and executed and there would have been no counter-coup.

This.

Making a show of punishing those responsible would have tempered the North's ire.

Herlertah:
Hello Nairalanders, Lol, never thought I would one day post anything on Nairaland. I used to come here just to read news and funny comments by you guys. People like simplykush .

Before I go further, I will forever be in debt of the mods if they can pls let this reach front page.

My name (nickname actually) is Herlertah, 18, graduated from secondary school last year with 4 distinctions and 4Bs in WAEC and prospective student of OAU pharmacy (got 281 in jamb but still waiting on that slow school)

I decided to discuss a very important thing with you guys as I know we have many intelligent guys here who, as I have witnessed, have helped many people here.

I discovered when I was in Jss classes that I have the ability to multiply, divide, add and of course, subtract numbers (even big ones, I mean very big ones) without using calculator within a short time or no time at all!!

I am very also very good in squaring numbers within twinkle of an eye, just like, Scott flansburg.
I can find the square of 98765 within 10 seconds with my brain. I know the factor of ever number from 1-more than 10,000 or even more (don't know my limit). I once found the 3^40 and got 12157665459056928801with my head (took me few mins though). It's the longest record I have for now.

I also have the ability to know on what day of the week a date falls, I mean any date, whether past or future. Like asking me on what day of the week June 3rd, 2065 will fall and I will tell you that it's gonna be Wednesday.

I have known this for a while, buh where I am living here in Osun State, its hardly recognised. Although, I was given A MacBook upon from graduation from sec school mainly because of this ability of mine. Still I need help, I want to show this to the world, I want to make the country proud. I can do much more and I don't even know how I am able to do it. Although, I work them in my head buh in a rapid manner.

Thank you as you help with your invaluable comment.

Thank you!!!

Although the things you've stated are impressive, they offer no value to anyone.

A $10 scientific calculator can replace someone with these talents.

What's more important though is your aptitude for numbers, calculations and data.

So you could look into fields that are related to these: Data Analysis, Machine Learning, Programming, etc.

And being in Osun state is not a handicap, since you have a computer and access to the internet.

You can get jobs online, next week, if you know these things – with no formal certification.

If you apply yourself where you are right now, over time, you'll get to where you need to go.

Abeg make una no dance another one.

emrain:
Another weakling on the lose. Smh. Btw, the boy couldn't add more context to the chicken part. Such a wimp.

Imagine if someone painted you as the evilest person to a national international audience?

dominique:
No time for long story oga. Did you or did you not sleep with her, collect her money, eat her mum's chickens and dumped her afterwards?

I am sure all these happened over a period of time. And relationships do come to an end.

But she makes it sound as if he bedded her, took her money then dumped her within a 24 hr time frame.

Even if so, and although it's callous, shouldn't be a guarantee for his future affections.

Or do you mean to say that all the men dumped after spending money on women are entitled to their future affections as well?

Temptee101:
We abuse everything in this part of the world. Do these guys know the meaning of award?

The funny thing is that that's how all other awards are.

The only difference, in this case, is that you know Alex.

Even the US military hands out awards and medals like candy.

“Friendship” is contracted between people of equal means.

If not, the tendency for jealousy and envy, on their part, and resentment on yours are off the charts.

If your friend is not of equal means you can’t share the same tastes, experiences and hobbies.

You can’t go to the same restaurants, gyms, bars, clubs, events, etc.

What will you guys be doing together then?

And most importantly, you two will likely not have the same habits or share the same outlook on life.

You'll expend lots of energy in moderating what you say in order not to offend them.

While it sounds cold to severe these entanglements, it’s just the natural order of things.

For example, if you lead an active lifestyle, it’s hard to stay friends with a fat person who stays home and stuffs his face all day.

Finally, I’ll advice you to not tell him this in words. Just stop seeing him.

If not, you’ll offend his ego and create a lifelong enemy who will actively seek to injure you.

It is also easier to forgive actions than words.

LuciferCatholic:
You contradict yourself.

You say "Yes he wasn't born on December 25th" and "there's a 100% chance he was born on December 25th".

Which one is it uncle?

Quoting Bible verses do not justify anything if you cannot provide incontrovertible proof - especially since the Bible's authenticity cannot be verified.



Reasons for Christmas being a pagan holiday wasn't because of Nimrod (another embarrassing error on your part), it is because of the Roman Sun God - Mithra.

1. Dies Natalis Solis Invicti means 'birthday of the unconquered sun' and was held on December 25th (when the Romans thought the Winter Solstice took place) and was the 'birthday' of the Pagan Sun god Mithra.

Years after Jesus' death, Christianity gradually grew popular & incited a lot of riots in the Roman Empire. Emperor Constantine had to merge the pagan Sun God celebration (Sol Invictus) with Christian doctrines to pacify both parties. The Bible you read today was revised by Bishops & politicians & many books were removed & banned at the Council of Nicacea.

Even the sunday you attend churches was gotten from the pagan religion of Mithraism, the holy day was Sunday and is where we get that word from!



2. Jesus couldn't have been born on December 25th because according to his birth story, shepherds flocked at night.

Shepherds don't flock outside in the Middle East around December (winter). This happens around spring (October).

Its usually cold outside and even snows so how on earth could shepherds have been outside at night with sheep on a hill that would probably be snowcapped and devoid of any grass?!

This one...

santopelele:
Just give me just 5mil naira, my life will never be the same.
BUT WAITOO! PLS SOMEBODY SHOULD EDUCATE ME, WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THEM AND THE MONEY?

Haha, first thing you'll go an buy a big car, and have N10k balance for fuel.

Someone might find this useful...

What usually gets people at the beach are rip currents.

They're fast-moving currents that drive away from the shore and back into the ocean.

You can escape them by swimming parallel to the shore.