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AXYZ:
Hello Gurus. I would wanna ask, anytime i try opening a thread on nairaland, konga.com pops up in another tab. Could this have been programmed?

Thank you.

Adware.

politricks:
And some people never see plane before. This world is 'wankain'.

That's life for you...

There are also people who call first class "public transport".

tommychow:
Why can't some women be rejected or enter friendzone peacefully? I'm getting really tired of females feeling if they like you and give you the greenest lights, you're automatically meant to go for them. They rant about how most men can't handle being denied relationship or sex but when it happens to them, there'll hate the hell out of your life, you sef go dey fear.

The most current story: There's this chick at work I hardly knew cos I was new there. I got to know her more when we met at a supermarket during lunch break. We clicked fast and became good friends; gisting, gossiping, joking, things normal friends do. We was cool until she started getting too clingy and touchy, calling too often, palpable moodiness when I don't have her time etc. She was going hard on me...but I love my new job and I personally think it's very foolish to have affairs at work. I stayed strong and continue to be just friends with her. She gradually got the message that she was in the f-zone and has begun to despise me. She ignores my greetings, gives me evil witch looks, rudely interrupting my conversations etc. Someone I've never disrespected once o, you'll just wake up and decide to hate a nigga.

I can't react because I'm new there. It's too early to start forming I-don't-take-rubbish. I need my bosses to believe I'm mature and can keep my cool consistently. She's been working in the company for 4 years, she's older than me and earns more. Atm, I can only chop her nonsense drama but it's haaaaard. Plus, I'm desperate to be cool with as many colleagues.

Not generalizing but I see this too often and no one rants about it. These ladies need to stop being hypocrites and chop their yawa nicely. Do they also say "yes" to every Tunde, Femi and Emeka that comes their way? They can go as far as ruining your reputation. Abeg guys have taste too.

Women have the same temperament as little children. It becomes all too clear in instances where they don't get their way.

Just mind your business, you're there to work and earn a living.

Be pleasant to her, as you are towards everyone else.

If she doesn't respond to your greetings then you stop greeting her, not because you are angry, but for the same reason you don't greet statues.

If she tries to interrupt you, just tune her out...and keep talking. The more she tries, the more she'd make an ass of herself. "No one can interrupt you without your consent" .

The best way to stay above her negativity is to treat it as an extended tantrum - which it truly is - from your 2-year-old niece. Throw in a large slice of sympathy too, because she's powerless in the face of what's going on...her ego and emotions have taken over.

latyph:
If you are wooing a lady and she didn't say yes and didn't say no. Can anybody tell me what she is trying to insinuate or tell.

Instead of answers, work to put your d1ck in her. That's the ultimate litmus test.

MORNDEW:
See Nigerian youth. we should consult A militant. where did he get his security education or certificate?
A militant remains a militant. Maybe this government should also consult Al mustapha.
Nigerian youths makebuna get sense.

The US employed Nazi scientists after WWII. Governments and big companies regularly court and recruit hackers.

It's not about the certificate. I believe a better argument, in this case, would be "Why not the Navy or even Civil Defence?"

SleekAboki:
Tompolo through the amnesty program is today a legit internationally known security consultant. It's not in his overall best interest to be associated with the Avengers who are currently making their bones just as tompolo prior the amnesty deal.

I see some interests desperately trying to rope Tompolo into this mess to negate all the legit international success tompolo made under the last regime.

One strategic mistake buhari advisors did was brazenly going after tompolo and creating a huge power vacuum which the avengers are milking perfectly.

If there be any diplomacy in buhari, he should as a matter of urgency make contact with government Tompolo cos that gentleman is key in solving this delta issue.

Sounds legit. Akin to the removal of Saddam.

Olaoluwa66:
A lady locked eyes with me for awhile and after awhile I went to speak with her. I was not so surprised she asked if we had met before, She doesn't know me or have we any mutual friends. This isn't the first time a lady would do this. Am just wondering why some of them act like this after initiating some kind of interest in You. Ladies in the house can you Please Tell us why some of you act like this?

Eye-contact from a woman is a strong sign of interest. Of course this does not include instances where you're trying to steal her baby, or just pinched her butt in a bus.

Although it's a strong sign of interest, it still gives her space for "plausible deniability". It did not happen if two minutes later it turns out you are: weird, awkward, a psycho, socially incompetent, etc.

I still don't understand what you mean by her "acting like this".

She didn't act like anything. It was your job, as the male, to move the interaction in the direction you intend it to go.

DikeOha882:
My last post here after which I Will say good bye to nairaland. Privileged to have grown in the city of Aba, the city toughened me

Which suicide method do you intend to use?

bloodyBLOGGER:
the way the toilets are built is enough indication of what it will look like few months down the line. I wonder how comfortable it will be for me to poo with others watching while rinsing their hands at the sink. Won't they find the smell offensive?

Of course they'll be demarcated with into cubicles - wood.

When young girls join the university, they become "free".

Were they being abused, by their parents, prior to this "freedom"?

Knowing women, this is probably freedom to "make America great again"

I see nothing wrong with it.

I love space, peace of mind and my alone time.

macaranta:
So this dude is up to 40 yet he does so many child-like stuff.
Happy birthday freezer

"Child-like" is the good one.

ITkester:
It's in our (SE/SS) best interest. You can't take what belong to the 5%ers and give to the 95%ers, that is called Injustice and foul play. Buhari should enjoy his govt with the money gotten from cow milk...

Nonsense. NDA, I dey your side!

If Nigeria is divided, do you think these militants would want to share their resource with Abia, Imo, etc?

Juxtified:
lol. I give them 10/10 also.

I hope they won't change this their commendable attitude towards customers when their customer base increases.

I remember GTBank used to be like that until they became 'big boys', now they send you to queue outside the bank, before you now progress slowly into the queue within the banking hall. Not to mention their insulting & lackadaisical attitude.

That could also go horribly wrong.

Giving a low-level support staff free rein to free-style, "as-the-spirit-leads", is a recipe for disaster.

Dreambeat:
The two police men on ground were moping at him,in saner climes,soft landing materials like mattresses would have been provided.I am sure the police men would be like..oya kill yaself.

That's the keyword...

Police go be like, "See this mumu, me sef neva chop."

The Miyetti Allah Cattle Breeders Association of Nigerian has said Fulani herdsmen, who have allegedly been involved in serial killings in various communities in the country, kill their hosts in self-defence.

The leader of a delegation of MACBAN to the Defence Headquarters, Senator Dagiri Alkali, said the Fulani moved into new territories in the country because they had been forced out of their territories in the North.

He claimed that the Boko Haram insurgents attacked the Fulani in the North-East and other parts of the country and stole millions of cows from the breeders.

He added that the Fulani were also victims of the activities of cattle rustlers in Katsina, Zamfara, Kebbi, Kaduna, Nasarawa, Plateau, Benue and parts of Kogi states with millions of cows taken away from them.

He wondered why people had not taken a look at the factors that had driven the Fulani to different parts of the country, asking where Nigerians expected the herdsmen to keep the over 20 million cows in the country.

He added, “When the reserves and forest were gazetted and reserved for cattle breeders, this incident was not there; but the increase in population has now wiped out the entire grazing reserves in this country; 400 and something of them all wiped out. And you have a population of about 20 million cows. Where do you keep them? And every one of us likes to eat meat.

“This is a venture that over 20 million people are engaged in. And nobody cares to know what the causes of this problem are. Presently, you know the case of Boko Haram. They attacked and decapitated the population of Fulani in Adamawa, Borno and Yobe and some parts of Taraba.

“The cattle rustlers have displaced the Fulani in Katsina, Zamfara, Kebbi, Kaduna, Nasarawa, Plateau and Benue and in some parts of Kogi. Millions of cattle have been taken from these herdsmen. So when somebody says a Fulani man killed somebody, I wonder why? How? It’s only a poor man that fights.

“But you, as the military people, you know self-defence is an art. In the military, if you are attacked you have to defend yourself. You have been squeezed; you have to find a way to survive.”

He said when the Fulani were killed in the bush, nobody carried it in the media, admitting that it was not enough for anybody to kill innocent persons.

Shebi it's not the Fulani.

If you have a sh*t blog with low quality content, you'll get the hammer. If your content is against their TOS...boom.

Even Nairaland was banned. Go figure.

The joke is on us.

Our girlfriends straff worse regularly.

Very glad to hear this.

vizkiz:
he paid for your video probably because he knew you were an investment...but instead you sacked him and ruin his plans

"...gratitude is a burden..." ---- Tacitus

ibedun:
[size=14pt]Every body in this world is jealous and envious of the almighty Igbo race.

Biafra is the richest and most developed country in the world. [/size]

sample042:
Do you know what it means to be a black in the midst of whites?

Coconut head.

We're not talking of a Hockey team here, na Man City we dey talk.

City wey get black people pass Enyimba.

surestsam:
still reading.... Trying to understand..

They're just moody - das all.

Kx:
What's the exact use of cassette in bomb making?

Recorded instructions...

"After five minutes, press 'BLOW'"

God! This is so WRONG.

This is someone's sweat.

banmee:
Not exactly but close.

009.

banmee:
1. The opportunity to travel all over the globe.

2. Constant training.

3. Opportunity to lead.

4. Tremendous opportunity for advancement.

5. Legally take down st.upid people The Queen's enemies.

Howdy double-o-seven?

Fellas, this is James marrafakin Bond!