₦airaland Forum

Dreambeat:
The two police men on ground were moping at him,in saner climes,soft landing materials like mattresses would have been provided.I am sure the police men would be like..oya kill yaself.

That's the keyword...

Police go be like, "See this mumu, me sef neva chop."

The Miyetti Allah Cattle Breeders Association of Nigerian has said Fulani herdsmen, who have allegedly been involved in serial killings in various communities in the country, kill their hosts in self-defence.

The leader of a delegation of MACBAN to the Defence Headquarters, Senator Dagiri Alkali, said the Fulani moved into new territories in the country because they had been forced out of their territories in the North.

He claimed that the Boko Haram insurgents attacked the Fulani in the North-East and other parts of the country and stole millions of cows from the breeders.

He added that the Fulani were also victims of the activities of cattle rustlers in Katsina, Zamfara, Kebbi, Kaduna, Nasarawa, Plateau, Benue and parts of Kogi states with millions of cows taken away from them.

He wondered why people had not taken a look at the factors that had driven the Fulani to different parts of the country, asking where Nigerians expected the herdsmen to keep the over 20 million cows in the country.

He added, “When the reserves and forest were gazetted and reserved for cattle breeders, this incident was not there; but the increase in population has now wiped out the entire grazing reserves in this country; 400 and something of them all wiped out. And you have a population of about 20 million cows. Where do you keep them? And every one of us likes to eat meat.

“This is a venture that over 20 million people are engaged in. And nobody cares to know what the causes of this problem are. Presently, you know the case of Boko Haram. They attacked and decapitated the population of Fulani in Adamawa, Borno and Yobe and some parts of Taraba.

“The cattle rustlers have displaced the Fulani in Katsina, Zamfara, Kebbi, Kaduna, Nasarawa, Plateau and Benue and in some parts of Kogi. Millions of cattle have been taken from these herdsmen. So when somebody says a Fulani man killed somebody, I wonder why? How? It’s only a poor man that fights.

“But you, as the military people, you know self-defence is an art. In the military, if you are attacked you have to defend yourself. You have been squeezed; you have to find a way to survive.”

He said when the Fulani were killed in the bush, nobody carried it in the media, admitting that it was not enough for anybody to kill innocent persons.

Shebi it's not the Fulani.

If you have a sh*t blog with low quality content, you'll get the hammer. If your content is against their TOS...boom.

Even Nairaland was banned. Go figure.

The joke is on us.

Our girlfriends straff worse regularly.

Very glad to hear this.

vizkiz:
he paid for your video probably because he knew you were an investment...but instead you sacked him and ruin his plans

"...gratitude is a burden..." ---- Tacitus

ibedun:
[size=14pt]Every body in this world is jealous and envious of the almighty Igbo race.

Biafra is the richest and most developed country in the world. [/size]

sample042:
Do you know what it means to be a black in the midst of whites?

Coconut head.

We're not talking of a Hockey team here, na Man City we dey talk.

City wey get black people pass Enyimba.

surestsam:
still reading.... Trying to understand..

They're just moody - das all.

Kx:
What's the exact use of cassette in bomb making?

Recorded instructions...

"After five minutes, press 'BLOW'"

God! This is so WRONG.

This is someone's sweat.

banmee:
Not exactly but close.

009.

banmee:
1. The opportunity to travel all over the globe.

2. Constant training.

3. Opportunity to lead.

4. Tremendous opportunity for advancement.

5. Legally take down st.upid people The Queen's enemies.

Howdy double-o-seven?

Fellas, this is James marrafakin Bond!

madridguy:
And the moral of the story?

Things are not "hard".

ourchoice:
If TeeBillz had money, Tiwa wouldn't have disgraced him the way she did...2face Idibia, Danjuma, Late MKO Abiola, Late Abacha, Shino Peters, etc are more irresponsible than Teebillz but still, their wives and concubines who are prettier and hotter than Tiwa Savage times 2 condone them and even defend their cheating and irresponsible lifestyles!

My brother, is there a greater irresponsibility than not providing for one's family?

Her husband took the matter to the marketplace. She was merely trying to salvage what's left of her image.

scully95:
This is Yoruba land and the helders must have seen a lot before coming to this conclusion.

My chairman, even in writing .

viickerz:
what do u suggest i do

Wrong question.

Your question should be: "What do I want?"

Whatever your answer is, align your actions with it.

Don't be afraid to push your current boundaries. You'd be pleasantly surprised what most women will allow - if there's a d1ck behind it.

(The) X 2.

viickerz:
Hi, theres this girl, she is a friend to my friends girlfriend. WE met a few weeks ago, i did not even take interest in her, she later started calling me, texting me inceasantly on whatsapp, e.t.c.

She even invited me out, we both went to see her family folks, bought drinks for me, she was showing me what a typical Nigerian guy will call 'green lights'..

She visited me once, but we did not have sex, she was even pestering me and asking me when next she should come..

I told her i will be around on wednesday, so we agreed.. Unfortunately on that wednesday, something came up, so i had to ditch her and attend to other stuffs, when she came , i told her i was going somewhere, so she couldnt wait.. I went out later.

Later that evening, we were chatting on whatsapp, then i made a joke about kissing her in public,

then her demeanour changed.. She told me that i am kidding, that we are 'just friends'.!

Now, im confused.

Was i in the friendzone all along or i messed up somewhere, coz i dont understand.

Help me please, i dont want to be just friends

When a woman wants to fvck you, first, she tests your mettle: "How strong is your desire?"

When your desire is strong, you will not be fazed by any changes in her demeanor.

You will not be deterred by whatever comes out of her mouth.

When your desire is strong, you will not "make jokes". You will not hide your intent behind a joke.

And finally, the best way to get out of the friendzone is to not get into it in the first place. Let there be a pen1s behind your actions.

Randyhot:
Truth be told, any woman that feels embittered about her husband infidelity is just giving her self unecessary hbp...it is in our nature, both science and religion has proved it so, just be comforted that he doesn't neglect his responsibilities to his family.

What you fail to realize is that infidelity and promiscuity are also in her nature. Even more so...

Meritocracy:
If she didn't steal the money, can you mention any government official who serve with honest and integrity that would be as rich as Alison Madueke. Only her properties are enough evidence that she directly or indirectly stole the money. Why not come to Nigeria to face music or do you think she would sick if Jonathan still in Power

Hehehe, you need to hear Pastor Chris' logic on this kain mata.

Paraphrasing: "There's nothing God can't do. He knows the 'serial numbers' on all torn and destroyed currencies".

...In response to criticisms that he didn't question the source of a civil servant's multi million naira donation.

Maybe the kiddo has one of those supernatural minting boxes.

BudeYahooCom:
But Buhari's daughter pays 5million naira for a single flight to london. 5 million will buy me a nice bungalow in makurdi.

It's from her inheritance from Dan Fodio.

You know, like Paris Hilton, or that small girl from Air Force One.

Why the "demons" part?

mercenary:
Its all her fault... I don't really think Teebilz was asking 4 too much, all he wanted was for Tiwa to be a great wife, but all she cares abt is her career, her looks, her next single bla bla bla...

Ye cannot serve God and mammon. (Matt. 6:24)

EvilHeaven:
Hello people,

This might sound funny to you but I'm so much depressed over here.

This girl and I just started dating some few weeks ago, today she came to my house, though I wasn't in the mood but I just felt this is my chance to bid Farewell to my virginity forever...

After the initial romance, I stripped her to the bone, got a whole view of her anatomy, yet my Pman refused to say hi to this stranger no matter how hard I tried. I had to do away with the CD as I'm not used to it, as, like I said, I'm still a virgin; yet no bulge.

My questions are:
Is it that I'm not sexually attracted to her?
Or does my virginity had a part to play?

The fact that I've been having some stimulus when hugging my female friends, but my kini refused to do same when I actually wanna eat this Apple leaves me more perplexed and suicidal...

Any explanation?

Lalasticlala I need your help, please.

You're very fine. You were just anxious.

bigtt76:
Its time like this that a selfie would have been more than useful buh ......

Hope I don't go to hell for this...

I laughed.

wawaboy1:
i KNOW BUHARI WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING

Buhari: "Ze weather is fery kwarrapt".

dammyluv911:
the one dat come wit bottock is called breech.i don more dan 100 delivery

In your experience, is the baby's skin colour normal?

Or is that because it's Oyibo?

blackjack21:
And instead he came out with your.

RIP ENGLISH!

That looks very correct to me.

Kindly enlighten us.