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bigtt76:
Why is she bringing it back to Nigeria? I thought it was usually outbound? Yesterday guy was caught on outbound people nor go learn shaa. The mula's sword waiting to chop off their heads seem not to be a deterrent.

Tinubu & FFK

Hagm0nd:
In the land of hardworking jews,a woman worked harder.
Her name MRS ONYEKA

She's not our sister. Check her name: "Dorothy Onyekas".

She's from the Caribbean

Mbkite:
I have noticed that most single ladies get angry when you address them as 'madam' but, its not the case with single men. I have noticed this even in the corporate setting especially in Nigeria.

It strikes at where each gender derives their status.

A male's status comes from becoming an "oga". A female's status comes from being young.

When you remove all the wrappings (religion and social conditioning), they're all girls on the inside.

And what do they say again?...Girls just wanna have fun.

This is BY FAR the funniest sh*t I've read here all year.

This woman is a comedian.

What the doctor did was very unprofessional and can be argued strongly to be rape. But her narrative is absolute bullsh1t.

The instrument which has the shape of the joystick, she alleged , was inserted into her vagina but she nev­er knew when the doctor withdrew the instrument and inserted his own joystick inside her until he was about to Erupt. Although this might sound like a fairy tale, the victim insisted she never consented to the act.

Yeah right! His penis is detachable, so he also held it in his hand.

“At that point, I relaxed very well, closed my eyes and spread my legs because my focus was to get solution.

I believe you .

“At a point, he removed the equipment and inserted it again but this time, it was much bigger. I be­lieved that it was as a result of him handling with my femalecore that made me to get carried away to the point that I could not tell that the stuff that was bigger inside me was actually his joystick.

Now you're beginning to talk.

“It was the noise he made when he was about to Erupt that drew my attention and I opened my eyes and lo and behold, he was actually having sex with me instead of the scan.”

Lol, we believe this one too.

Sex is called "banging" for a reason. This doc must be such a ninja.

“I was shocked as well as em­barrassed. I was terrified because I could not understand if this was the process. He quickly removed the condom and threw into the waste basket and started begging me to forgive him and allow him to pro­ceed with the treatment.

NinjaDoc managed to wear a condom without you seeing, smelling it.

Impressive.


You made a silly decision in the moment, and regretted it massively afterwards.

Hillzy:
Dis guy d shame me, e enter white house go take pictures com outside say it is God, like say na achievement. Na who white house don epp self.........

It depends, my good friend...

Right now, there are people who don't know how they'll get their next Ikeja to Ojuelegba bus fare. I have no doubt they'd thank God profusely if they got this money.

This young man get money buy ticket go holliday for Yankee, pay lodging, chop. E get money buy better cloth. And to cap it, he has a career and maybe businesses that afford him the luxury to take days off.

What's there not to be massively grateful for?

This girl must chop that thing wey don dey hungry am.

africanusvu:
This is no longer the ooni of ife i used to hear and reverd.this kingdom is fast loosing her honour especialy since this new man took over.though i am an easterner.bt we need to have at least one ancient kingdom here in nig we respect.i dnt like hw this kingdom is fast going down.

Remember we've not always had social media.

If not, you for dey see Jesus, Mohammed, Genghis Khan, etc selfies all over the place.

Stop marking the Ooni, his contemporaries are not left out...Sanusi, for example.

Even the main ogas at the top snap photo pass Naomi Campbell: Obama, Putin, Osibanjo, Bubu, Cameron, etc.

tarekamos:
If you are sincerely not on the payroll of Fayose, does Buhari look like somebody that can give out Nigeria's 2billion dollars to reward any loyal party man? Please answer this question with all sincerity and fear of God. Buhari is not a waster, he's not Jonathan and that explained why right thinking people like me voted for him.

Let's forget what he looks like, for now. That's a matter for another day.

The terms of the deal leaves us with the shorter end of the stick.

As for your last point, I agree. Jonathan was very wasteful, unfortunately, so is Buhari.

Chubhie:
I heard Madueke returned $90 billion.

Very funny. How much money is in the whole world.

mapet:
@BuddhaPalm, Standard 6 was used in the 60s or early 70s

Much earlier...

DONSMITH123:
Does it really matter? is only we Africans that care for male or female children. we are not God. only God gives and takes. At times, you never can tell who will save thee in future. It might turn around to be the female ones. life is like a pendulum.

In the Bible, wasn't God partial to males?

myola:
6-3-3-4 was started in 1988, Before then secondary stopped at form 5 or you can call it class5

I think they used to have Standard 6 way before 1988. I've heard my pops mention that a number of times.

KOMBE:
How could he have repaired phone with N75,000, I smell a big lie.

Maybe na 60" screen.

Forms yaff finish .

chukwudi44:
well done my brave senators!!! That amendment must be passed into law before the end of next month!!! lets speed it up and ensure it gets to the executive for assent before monday

What would happen if the president refuses to sign?

sukkot:
mmkayyyy just let us know when captain returns from the market from shopping for tatashe and ata rodo

Hehehe...

The kain embarrassment she give my man. Press conference go dey hungry am right now.

But he would get whipped, if he dared.

amokeme:
can someone please explain what the bold means to me Cause I don't seem to get it.

If everything mentioned there are what the bill is to achieve, then I think the "Gender equality" title they are giving it is wrong. It should be, Equal rights and elimination of violence against the female gender" which is totally different from Gender equality. People tend to mix the two which is why this battle is a lost one already.

Once it doesn't contain the part where women get to take half of your shít after a divorce, I'm all for it.

mrvitalis:
Igbo man does it again when others failed....

Well that's we igbos for u

Yes, he's John Rambo. He did whatever he did single handedly.

Gift?

Yeah right!

olokeded:
The data revealed those internet users on both the Global System for Mobile communications (GSM) and the Code Division Multiple Access (CDMA) networks reduced by 2,194,162.

The maths clearly get k-leg.

If users on ALL networks reduced by 2.1m, then a 2.6m reduction for MTN is clearly incorrect.

gustav25:
You na correct guy ....I loved pk and anticipating for dangal this Xmas ....I tell people there is more to Bollywood than this rubbish the show on dstv

My best part was when he went to hospital and picked up a new kid just to check if we come with a religion stamped on our butts from the creator

Make sure to watch veer zaara,kal ho na hop and guuzarish .......also add MBBS to your wishlist and enjoy quality movies and not trash

Thanks for the recommendations my man. Will sure check them out.

Me too. And location is not a problem .

Angelberry:
Good old days

You really want to go back?

No internet, mobile phones, air conditioned cars, PC's, etc.

We've had a ghost president - Yaradua (spelling).

A ghost governor too - the guy who was in a plane crash.

Wetin remain na ghost country.

macaranta:
PK that alien alien own abi?...cool movie I really enjoyed it

Yup!

This was the first Hindi movie I've watched since the 80s!

I had to try it after seeing three different people name it as their favourite of all time. Boy, was I impressed.

Afterwards, I watched another of Aamir Khan's movies, PK, and it's by far one of the best movies I've ever seen in my entire life. An easy top 3.

Abeos:
I tend to agree with you on the fact that the appendix may have not been removed same thing happened to a room mate of mine, hospital told him they removed it only for another doctor to say it wasn't we should be careful with the hospital we visit

This is scary.

So what was removed

I'll let 17-year-old 2Pac answer that for you.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AHH0bdNKyM

The older Pac is a tad pissed in the vid though.

Kachisbarbie:
Sincerely I don't think I can resist such fresh banana, no matter what is written on it.

Me wey like banana pass monkey sef.

If it quacks like a duck...

She might not have done "it" yet, but she's most definitely on a slippery slide.