₦airaland Forum

Dollipsejay:
you may kiss the bride

Warris this?

BoboYekini:
Ok brah. By the way, thank you again for those RSD CDs.

Oh man! That was you.

Was this your username then?

DMerciful:
For a well designed system, the batteries stay averagely for 4 years. Some special batteries last over 10years. Sinecerely you cannot compare inverter cost and the benefits

Oh, I see. I was wrong then.

Please tell me more about the special batteries.

For the average person, this does not seem such a fantastic deal.

Four batteries at approximately N200K, and I hear you'd need to replace them annually or so.

The fuel situation is temporary, so prices will soon go down. Does it power your refrigerator and microwave?

BoboYekini:
Ha my bro, I loved the arts when I was still a sickly romantic. Not so much now that I have been consumed by red pill fire.
I had/have a taste for the melancholy - John Keats, Rudyard Kipling, Yates, Ezra Pound,
I can still recite a few sef, but when people ask my favorite poem I like to quote this from the movie 'The Grey' :

"Once more into the fray...
Into the last good fight I'll ever know...
Live and die on this day...
Live and die on this day..."

Meh, has more impact when you've seen the film. Haha.

Badt guy...

Not seen The Grey. Will check it out one of these days.

doublewisdom:
Paul Okoye understands family loyalty, unfortunately his twin brother has been ewedu whipped!

Guy, a brother that didn't show up at your wedding, for no good reason, is not your family.

lashout1:
Some how I wish someone in the past acted right or wrong to tilt the origin of my parents to Ghana or Liberia.

This is the hand you've been dealt. Make the most if it. Some people were born retar/ded, blind or even without limbs. Trust me, if bad governance is the only problem you have, you are blessed.

If you set your mind to it, you can live in most countries of your choice.

niceprof:
Smart guy .Teaching them the ABC of modern day episonage.

Chief, how "espionage" take enter the matter

BoboYekini:
@BuddhaPalm, red pill brother. This below used to be one of my favorite poems and it's not hard to see why:

Is My Team Ploughing
By A. E. Housman

“Is my team ploughing,
   That I was used to drive
And hear the harness jingle
   When I was man alive?”

Ay, the horses trample,
   The harness jingles now;
No change though you lie under
   The land you used to plough.

“Is football playing
   Along the river shore,
With lads to chase the leather,
   Now I stand up no more?”

Ay the ball is flying,
   The lads play heart and soul;
The goal stands up, the keeper
   Stands up to keep the goal.

“Is my girl happy,
   That I thought hard to leave,
And has she tired of weeping
   As she lies down at eve?”

Ay, she lies down lightly,
   She lies not down to weep:
Your girl is well contented.
   Be still, my lad, and sleep.

“Is my friend hearty,
   Now I am thin and pine,
And has he found to sleep in
   A better bed than mine?”

Yes, lad, I lie easy,
   I lie as lads would choose;
I cheer a dead man’s sweetheart,
   Never ask me whose.

Yekini my good friend. The show always goes on...

You have good taste in poems. Which others do you like? They don't have to be related.

Donariok:
This is the reason I'd urge everyone to choose the kind of women they wanno get married to wisely. and everyone should take caution and should be able to know the do's and don't of their partner.

what ever the case maybe, God is in control

hmmmm but wait o.


ohhhh. assuming I begged this man to dash me the millions he'd spend for d marriage, saying a tin like this will happen on d deal day, em Nairalanders will say am a prophet of doom. but sha una Don see am now?

How do you know it's the girl at fault?

MadCow1:
Chai!

Fine boy na nonsense sha..

See the wor-wor man wey dey knack Stephanie Akpako..


Money really does answer everything.

Angelberry:
Is bubu a billionaire

You can take that to the bank.

Ghandi12:
Another confirmation we have been scammed by the "change" slogan. President Buhari promised change but has continued exactly what his party chides PDP of.

What mantra will APC use in 2019? We may be poor but we are not foolish. Our supports and votes will not be cheap again. Soon enough we shall start copying Fayoshe and Wike in defending our own territories too.

If APC e-fans comments represent the thoughts of their principals then they will be shocked when next they come around shouting "change". We voted out GEJ and we shall do justice to APC accordingly.

Easy: "Make Nigeria grate again."

RockHard:
Apparently Linda don bought herself a pair of brand new tiddies , but dayum, Laura needs to slow down on the bleaching. She looked just fine in her natural skin tone.

Lol, don't think so. She added weight allover, so her mammaries got their share too.

Babalegba:
Animals in uniform are getting their comeuppance at last

Hmmm...the first time I heard this word was in The Mummy. James Bond's current wife...what's her name...Rachael Weisz!

I rove her like maaad. So feminine.

"People like you always get their comeuppance."

akanniade10:
Nigga be looking for free ₦2000 ride

But he offered value first, so it's not "free money".

vbiye:
Dear Nairalanders, I need advice, i have been dating this guy for a couple of months now, initially i really liked him but now that i have been spending time with him, his attitude puts me off. He is the kind of guy that believes a woman should take care of herself and all her needs, this is not really a problem for me because i work and earn a good salary, but i have come to notice that he is always complaining of being broke, it's annoying because i know he works with a good oil company, he complains endlessly when his Siblings ask him for money, if i tell him its normal that i used to ask my elders ones for money when i was in school he gets angry and says i never take sides with him on any issue, whenever we are together he is either complaining of being broke, or being angry because his colleagues provoked him at work or he is hassling me for sex and he never takes no for an answer. The only time i asked him for money to make my hair he told me other women carry one hairstyle for 3 months that i should start carrying my own like that too and he didn't give me anything. on my last birthday he said the country's economy is so bad and so he could not afford a birthday gift for me. He always complains that i don't call him everyday but he has never recharged my phone,to make matters worse he is always asking me to borrow him money to fuel his car whereas he has never given me as much as 1k for tfare when i visit him. My question is this his attitude normal with guy's.

Nope!

SpotlezDonald25:
Abia girls are useless

Your mum too.

tuk2ato:
At list 22, the groom retroactively paid for the schooling of the bride. All these demands will make one think that the family of the bride wants to open a bar of some sort, by the way who is the person that wants to smoke the 2 packets of Benson and Hedges. Didnt know Star beer is that popular in the East. Ibos dont joke with 'Ahcohal'

Most of those are not for the girl's family, but for "village groups"...the omoniles of traditional marriages.

donfemo:
This is just what you pay apart form the expenses of the wedding day itself. Well after everything the lady does not expect you to be equal in that marriage. You will be her Lord and personal saviour.

You're maaaad!

Why not stick to asking women for help then?

Greene66:
Women are confused species. See this one now.

You want authority that will dominate. Yet you want your opinion to count. Can you put your hand in fire and say it won't burn?

Hahaha.. women ehn.. make una dey deceive una self

Actually, there's no confusion in what she said.

When women say "authoritative", they don't mean Stalin but a man who takes charge.

Think of the relationship between a young girl and her father. He's strict, but also loving. He's sweet and "gentle", when she's on her best behaviour, but doesn't hesitate to bring the hammer down when she misbehaves.

As for the "her opinion counting" part: Imagine taking your 5-year-old niece out. You want her to have a good time, so you actually listen to her suggestions about where she'd like to go, or what she'd like to eat.

...but the buck stops with you.

You can will simply overrule any suggestions you don't like because you're the oga-at-the-top.

TANTUMERGO007:
like i care

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Socialist.

Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Trade Unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

--- MARTIN NIEMÖLLER

fellis:
Shoprite malls in the East have children playground attached to them, shoprite Enugu has one kain swing like that that use to turn round and go round in circles, it will go up and waind down again

abeg I no sabi the swing name and I'm too lazy to Google it

Omo Ibo .

tjskii:
Looks igbotic esp with that akpoche red dress

You're just hating ma'am.

She looks so hot in these pics that I'm angry.

Whatever you do, don't ignore her, not now. As this is the #1 reason women claim rape.

She currently feels like a slut and needs reassurance that you like her as a person and not as some piece of meat.

But of course no begging, whatsoever, or pestering her.

She'll soon come and chop another one.

PoliticalThuG:
This lady in question is a nice lady. She is almost a perfect lady.

She is intelligent
beautiful
romantic
neat
clean
booblicious
asslicious

she is really helpful to me.
She gives me money when i need it (i am not poor tho)

she washes my clothes, cook me food, sweeps my compound.

Now just last week, she asked me if i would date her. I told her - let me think about it.

She gave me 2 weeks to think about it.

Now i am confused because i have vowed not to date a short lady.

This lady is short - I dont mean dwarf ooo. She is just short.

How can i say no to her without hurting her?

Your advice is needed!!!!!

Lol, just tell her you're not ready for a relationship now.

If you tell her "...because you're short", she'll feed you otapiapia.

jimi4us:
If am a senator and my number gets expose by SR , hmm them don buy case be that o. Wether they are hiding I. America , UK or even Nigeria I will sue and make sure I destroy them.

They are "representatives".

theconsortium:
Why is the ooni wife not smiling? Just asking

She's probably very open and friendly. But she's just self-conscious at the moment.

She'll grow into it.

londonrivals:
Hajia Maryam Mairo, second wife of Sokoto State Governor, Aminu Tambuwal released her official portrait today on her official pet project Facebook page. The portrait reads: Wife of the Executive Governor of Sokoto State. When a Facebook user, Mirna Aliyu referred to her as the First Lady, a member of her team clarified writing: "She is the wife of the governor, not the First Lady.

Second Lady then.

dukie25:
Expect private numbers of Buhari, Tinubu, Atiku very soon.

By the time PDP starts releasing personal numbers of Amaechi and Co, APC supporters would have forgotten they applauded when it happened to their foes.

P:S
The only number I actually want is that of Adamu Aliyu Oshiomhole. I want to propose to Adamu I can get his hoe pregnant within 2 days.

Hahaha, this cracked me up real good. I didn't see that coming. Was expecting something serious .

Destined2win:
Because there is hardship doesn't mean that those who have the money should not live life to the fullest. What is all these?

You don't get it do you?