₦airaland Forum

pyxon:
Which side are you from? Middle belt or south south?

Abia

pyxon:
You people are missing the important question: What about the South South and South East?

Shebi you want Biafra.

You guys are no longer part of Nigeria .

tearoses:
One more
the green foliage on that flower is gorgeous
This is the one that's near the a/c drips
Dunno if that is what's helping it

What's this one called?

Onegai:
Did that fire and pepper thing ever work though

I don't know about fire. But during my secondary school days, one guy got covered in massive hives, after he took a dump in a villager's farm.

This is was after repeated warnings that they would jazz us.

He looked like a 200 year old man. An elderly man from the village had to come and "unjazz" him.

Lovely thread btw. I ROVE flowers.

This is by far one of the most retarde/d posts I've ever read.

LFJ:
Surprisingly, this is one of the people that want to see the president's certificate.

Chief, may I ask why you are surprised?

modelmike7:
He deserved the sack after not upholding to the Oath of Office he took when he accepted to serve the Nigerian Army. He is not a loyal soldier but a cash and carry one. He should thank his starts he wasn't sent to jail. He should have cooly retired after PMB won. Well, he should just go back to his village and enjoy the rest of his years. . . . God bless Nigeria.

My oga, did they finally find the certificate?

BushidoBlue:
Wait oooo... is today "Ground Hog Day - the movie?"

Seems like I keep waking up to this excuse.

Blame game kwantinuewsss..

Hmmm...

Just Geoundhog day, for the first time, yesterday.

If you liked it, you will LOVE Edge of Tomorrow.

missbronze:
I don't really agree with your last statement.

Situations can make people do something drastic.

Let's look at this scenario for eg,

A wife and her husband have a kid who is critically ill and hospital wouldn't commence treatment unless a deposit is made.

husband and wife runs around for money, yet. no help.
( let's say husband have no job and poor)

Wife now runs to a rich neighbor for assistance, and he asks to sleep with her before rendering assistance.

Believe me, it will take a strong woman not to give in to save her child.

But, if she gives in for her child, will you say she has been planning it?

You're going too far.

Just normal konji or boredom. Women that can get bored like kilode.

Once she settles into the boring routine of marriage, the allure of new shiny objects is quite hard to resist.

AccidentalGenius:
Once she cheats, she Leaves!

it's something she carefully thought of before she did it

No one carefully thinks about sex or affairs.

Na compulsion. It just overtakes you, and before you know it, someone slips and lands on an erect pen1s.

ValerianSteel:
However the case is different for the United States. The American constitution is supreme.It empowers the government to protect its citizens against external aggression. Also it empowers its citizens to check the government against rogue policies that are detrimental to the well being and image of the United States.

Which is why American democracy trumps all others cause the government is not at liberty to do as it pleases.The government is constantly reminded her citizens have a voice which has a binding weight on government decision. Leadership in America is the job of all, power is not in the hands of a select few powerful.

To me if Russia and China were reversed as the United States becoming the world's Superpower, I doubt they'd have a different policy as to military alliance and dominance. Should Russia or China have the same resources and allies as the US does,they'd practically head in that direction.

Yeah right!

coachwilcox:
I don't blame all y'all calling wizkid a child. If na Yankee or developed countries and you publish an unverified and false story na class action defamation lawsuit wey go bankrupt you be your case.

The girl is driving traffic to her blog by smearing the image of others. Image means a lot to a musician or other entertainers. Like na developed country she go don dey court dey defend herself. When jury or judge order her to pay 100million in damages for one story, she go hear am.

I dey tell you.

Hulk Hogan vs Gawker comes to mind.

sonOfLucifer:
Meet Shekau.

These ones are not in his department.

Please I want to convert.

Where can I get Islam form?

I like Ibrahim or Abdulaziz.

mymadam:
Sorry, I refuse to accept that Wizkid would write such trash. Totally unacceptable from some kids' role model! That is not saying that Linda might not be trashy though.

Lol, role model ke? Heard any of his songs?

Wtf?

unapapadeycraze:
The vagina scares me.

Do we have vaginas that doesn't scare? Because all the ones I've seen scared me.
You know I'm gonna marry, what can I do to conquer this fear?

When you think you've heard it all!

I think you should become a vagitarian.

nduchucks:
You people should learn to focus on the issue at hand. The only issue here is whether or not these people were arrested for allegedly breaking the law. The answer to this simple question is Yes. They should go to court and prove their innocence; this is what the rule of law is all about. Y'all need to come out of the bush and leave jungle justice to savages.

I agree with you. But where is the punishment for the herdsmen who have repeatedly murdered, kidnapped and terrorized different sets of people in this country?.

Does a different set of rules apply to them?

Wow!

So where are the arrested herdsmen?

cruzita:
a beg who get sure games ?

Both Arsenal and Chelsea will win 4 - 0 today.

eyinjuege:
Working out made him look hot enough to eat I guess. She no longer dreaded PDAs probably because no more pot belly.

Moral of the story, keep fit. You feel good about yaself and also get people to compliment you if you care about that anyway.

While his improved fitness would be a factor (we're talking only 3 months), the primary reason for her improved receptiveness is DREAD.

crackhaus:
Oh wow, the author of this thread is the one and only captain-save-a-b!tch-in-distress BuddhaPalm. The irony.

What happened to you old boy, you found Jesus?



[size=4pt]Pardon the digs at you, couldn't help myself.. [/size]

Crackhaus my man, I believe you mistake me for someone else.

Formidable1:
My wife has taken my April Fool joke very seriously. I decided to pull a prank on her today, and it's almost going out of hand.

It was in the morning, and I knew she wasnt yet aware that it was April Fool's Day. So I told her that I had a confession to make to her and it has been eating me up. I told her that I have a child outside our marriage. That I have a son who's around 12yrs now. That I had the child before I met her, but I couldn't tell her because I didn't want to lose her.

She was speechless but I could tell she was shaken. She searched my eyes to know if I was joking, but I maintained my seriousness. She calmy started asking me questions to know whether I was being real, but I was already prepared for any question. By the time she was through interrogating me, she has already broken down in tears.

I continued with the joke, and I told her to please forgive me for not telling her all this while. She believed everything I said and by the time I told her it was April Fool's joke, it was too late. She was inconsolable, and she told me it wasn't a joke, cos she knew I was telling her the truth. She said she had always had the feeling that I had a child cos she saw it in her dream before we got married.

To cut it short, right now she's mad at me...and she has threatened to leave with my 6 months old daughter and abandon our 3 yr-old marriage. She has already called her mum and sister and narrated the whole thing.

So, guys plz I need una help right now. My own April Fool prank has gone all wrong. What can I do?

ayogabriel:
OP, are you trying to say sometimes if not most times, it's about us as individual and not the other person, and that we are constantly at war with ourselves?

The moral of the gist is: fvck "communication".

Become masculine (again), and your partner will desire you.

Copied post.

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About two years ago I posted this and this. Lots of other terribly depressing stuff too. My life was shit. I frequently dreamed of suicide. My biggest problem was my sexless marriage. I logged in to this old account this morning to find a dozen messages asking me if I had killed myself (How would I even answer?) or if I had divorced my wife yet. Neither of those things happened. Something much better happened. Prepare for a massive wall of text.


Shortly after I made those posts, my wife and I started seeing a marriage counselor. Everyone in the world told me counseling was the right thing to do. I really put everything I had into it. I stuck around for one year, but it was completely worthless.

The counselor's advice amounted to something like "So you're horribly depressed because you have needs which aren't being met. Have you considered not having needs?". At one point he floated the idea of trying to get me a libido lowering drug. He was 100% on my wife's side of everything. Really just toxic and not good at all. Seeing him messed with my mind. It almost made me believe that sexlessness was the normal state for a marriage and that I was some kind of deviant for wanting to Bleep my own wife.


After visiting him for a year, for meetings which consisted of my wife chewing me out for something trivial, while he cheered her on and I sheepishly apologized, with no progress towards breaking out of my sexless marriage, I told him to Bleep off. I told him that his services were worthless and that I would not be returning.


At this point, I was completely out of bleeps to give about anything. I quit caring at all about my wife's needs. I basically just pretended like she didn't exist. No dating. No little gifts when I went on trips. No celebration on her birthday. Nothing. As far as I was concerned, she was invisible. I had spent YEARS caring about her needs while she didn't give a shit about mine. It was time to rectify that balance.


Instead of focusing on her, I focused my energy into myself. I got back into old hobbies I had been neglecting during my depression, started spending 3 or 4 hours a day at the gym doing heavy compound lifts fueled by repressed anger, and running until I made myself puke. At home, I'd channel my attention in to maintaining a clean bodybuilder's diet. I completely eschewed alcohol.
My schedule basically went something like:


>Wake up.
>Go to work.
>Get home from work.
>Change clothes.
>Leave again.
>Come home hours later.
>Go to bed.


On an average day, I'd say maybe ten words to my wife.

Nothing changed at first, but I cared much less. Being able to completely destroy myself at the gym helped resolve a lot of the emotional problems I had. Depression can't stand up to a heavy pump. Plus I was getting fit enough that I would occasionally catch other women checking me out. People who worked at the gym kept complimenting my work ethic and my progress, which raised my self-esteem sharply.


About three months in to my new lifestyle. My wife stopped me at the door while I was leaving and said she wanted to talk. I said "I don't want to talk to you. You know what I want." and I left for the gym. The next day as I was leaving, she stopped me and said pretty much nothing before initiating sex. That day I missed the gym because we bleeped for four hours.


Starting the next day, I'd text her commands from work. Stuff like "Be naked when I get home." or "Wear the red one. Make sure a lot of lube is easily available." and she would follow them. I'd make stops at sex shops on the way home and buy whatever looked fun, without consulting her.
For about a month after, I still spent no effort on her needs. She had a history of promising sex, if I'll just fulfill some condition, and then moving the goal posts when I did. I didn't know if this was a real change, or if she realized that all her power over me was gone and it time to either put out or get kicked out and was trying to reestablish the control she previously had.


Every single day of that month. Sex happened whenever I wanted it, for as long as I wanted it, however I wanted it. No resistance. No complaints. No being too tired or not being in the mood or whatever other nonsense. Just fucking.


After that month, I figured that our change was permanent (or at least had gone on long enough that it wasn't some kind of trick, and I could act on it). I started rewarding her for putting out. I started taking her on dates again, and playing card games with her again. I'd bring her little gifts again. If she didn't put out on a given day, for any reason, I'd completely deny her any of my attention or energy.


This change in our relationship has lasted 9 months now. She's very nice to me now, gets naked whenever I want, and is super affectionate in public. I love her again, and now I feel like she loves me too. My depression is over!

tl;dr: Ignored my wife. Worked on myself. That fixed my marriage.

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/DeadBedrooms/comments/33ci0o/the_long_hard_road_out_of_hell/

BEARS are very dangerous animals.

Any woman that grows BEARS should be avoided like the plague.

Remember what a bear did to Leo in The Revenant.

ireneony:
No.5 is so true

This remind me of when a guy invited to an eatery.
After ordering fried and chicken for me, he ordered take away meat pie for himself. I was eating the food gel gel gel.
He was looking at me and couldn't contained his feelings. He said " how which I knew this restaurant is expensive, we wud have gone to a cheap restaurant"
In my mind I was like why can't this guy just be quiet "nor be everything eye see mouth go talk"

With that vexation I ate everything including the bone of the chicken. He was swallowing his saliva

It was time for us to leave, he stopped a bike. Abo0ki bike man to be precise. U need to come and see the way this guy was pricing ehh. He was like" you know I priced 80# instead of 150# so we are going to enter this bike together, when the bike get to your destination he will drop you at the junction and he will also take me home from there"


Some guys are jst stingy.
N.b: I never begged him to take me out.

What if he just didn't have - which was most likely the case?

You are just speaking English.

Your instincts aren't fully engaged yet.

Soon enough, you'll learn, first-hand, that talk is cheap.

We still dey Bleep up.

Bollywood don graduate tey tey.

I recently watched the movie PK. And it's BY FAR, one of the best movies I've watched in my whole life.

And we are here doing 8-bit Spider Girl.

grbgrb4:
oboy,you sure say no be PHOTOSHOP?

Obviously, AY body wey be like indomie .

LMAO, but this lecturer doesn't even know how to lie.

My verdict on hearing both sides: Guilty as charged!

TheNews.NG: Sir, we can’t take the story down just like that, its against the ethics of balanced reporting, we need to speak to the two parties involved to ascertain that you are truely innocent. would you be willing to tell us your side of the story?

Very funny!

You've already published the girls side of the story WITHOUT speaking to him first.