₦airaland Forum

sukkot:
mmkayyyy just let us know when captain returns from the market from shopping for tatashe and ata rodo

Hehehe...

The kain embarrassment she give my man. Press conference go dey hungry am right now.

But he would get whipped, if he dared.

amokeme:
can someone please explain what the bold means to me Cause I don't seem to get it.

If everything mentioned there are what the bill is to achieve, then I think the "Gender equality" title they are giving it is wrong. It should be, Equal rights and elimination of violence against the female gender" which is totally different from Gender equality. People tend to mix the two which is why this battle is a lost one already.

Once it doesn't contain the part where women get to take half of your shít after a divorce, I'm all for it.

mrvitalis:
Igbo man does it again when others failed....

Well that's we igbos for u

Yes, he's John Rambo. He did whatever he did single handedly.

Gift?

Yeah right!

olokeded:
The data revealed those internet users on both the Global System for Mobile communications (GSM) and the Code Division Multiple Access (CDMA) networks reduced by 2,194,162.

The maths clearly get k-leg.

If users on ALL networks reduced by 2.1m, then a 2.6m reduction for MTN is clearly incorrect.

gustav25:
You na correct guy ....I loved pk and anticipating for dangal this Xmas ....I tell people there is more to Bollywood than this rubbish the show on dstv

My best part was when he went to hospital and picked up a new kid just to check if we come with a religion stamped on our butts from the creator

Make sure to watch veer zaara,kal ho na hop and guuzarish .......also add MBBS to your wishlist and enjoy quality movies and not trash

Thanks for the recommendations my man. Will sure check them out.

Me too. And location is not a problem .

Angelberry:
Good old days

You really want to go back?

No internet, mobile phones, air conditioned cars, PC's, etc.

We've had a ghost president - Yaradua (spelling).

A ghost governor too - the guy who was in a plane crash.

Wetin remain na ghost country.

macaranta:
PK that alien alien own abi?...cool movie I really enjoyed it

Yup!

This was the first Hindi movie I've watched since the 80s!

I had to try it after seeing three different people name it as their favourite of all time. Boy, was I impressed.

Afterwards, I watched another of Aamir Khan's movies, PK, and it's by far one of the best movies I've ever seen in my entire life. An easy top 3.

Abeos:
I tend to agree with you on the fact that the appendix may have not been removed same thing happened to a room mate of mine, hospital told him they removed it only for another doctor to say it wasn't we should be careful with the hospital we visit

This is scary.

So what was removed

I'll let 17-year-old 2Pac answer that for you.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AHH0bdNKyM

The older Pac is a tad pissed in the vid though.

Kachisbarbie:
Sincerely I don't think I can resist such fresh banana, no matter what is written on it.

Me wey like banana pass monkey sef.

If it quacks like a duck...

She might not have done "it" yet, but she's most definitely on a slippery slide.

pyxon:
Which side are you from? Middle belt or south south?

Abia

pyxon:
You people are missing the important question: What about the South South and South East?

Shebi you want Biafra.

You guys are no longer part of Nigeria .

tearoses:
One more
the green foliage on that flower is gorgeous
This is the one that's near the a/c drips
Dunno if that is what's helping it

What's this one called?

Onegai:
Did that fire and pepper thing ever work though

I don't know about fire. But during my secondary school days, one guy got covered in massive hives, after he took a dump in a villager's farm.

This is was after repeated warnings that they would jazz us.

He looked like a 200 year old man. An elderly man from the village had to come and "unjazz" him.

Lovely thread btw. I ROVE flowers.

This is by far one of the most retarde/d posts I've ever read.

LFJ:
Surprisingly, this is one of the people that want to see the president's certificate.

Chief, may I ask why you are surprised?

modelmike7:
He deserved the sack after not upholding to the Oath of Office he took when he accepted to serve the Nigerian Army. He is not a loyal soldier but a cash and carry one. He should thank his starts he wasn't sent to jail. He should have cooly retired after PMB won. Well, he should just go back to his village and enjoy the rest of his years. . . . God bless Nigeria.

My oga, did they finally find the certificate?

BushidoBlue:
Wait oooo... is today "Ground Hog Day - the movie?"

Seems like I keep waking up to this excuse.

Blame game kwantinuewsss..

Hmmm...

Just Geoundhog day, for the first time, yesterday.

If you liked it, you will LOVE Edge of Tomorrow.

missbronze:
I don't really agree with your last statement.

Situations can make people do something drastic.

Let's look at this scenario for eg,

A wife and her husband have a kid who is critically ill and hospital wouldn't commence treatment unless a deposit is made.

husband and wife runs around for money, yet. no help.
( let's say husband have no job and poor)

Wife now runs to a rich neighbor for assistance, and he asks to sleep with her before rendering assistance.

Believe me, it will take a strong woman not to give in to save her child.

But, if she gives in for her child, will you say she has been planning it?

You're going too far.

Just normal konji or boredom. Women that can get bored like kilode.

Once she settles into the boring routine of marriage, the allure of new shiny objects is quite hard to resist.

AccidentalGenius:
Once she cheats, she Leaves!

it's something she carefully thought of before she did it

No one carefully thinks about sex or affairs.

Na compulsion. It just overtakes you, and before you know it, someone slips and lands on an erect pen1s.

ValerianSteel:
However the case is different for the United States. The American constitution is supreme.It empowers the government to protect its citizens against external aggression. Also it empowers its citizens to check the government against rogue policies that are detrimental to the well being and image of the United States.

Which is why American democracy trumps all others cause the government is not at liberty to do as it pleases.The government is constantly reminded her citizens have a voice which has a binding weight on government decision. Leadership in America is the job of all, power is not in the hands of a select few powerful.

To me if Russia and China were reversed as the United States becoming the world's Superpower, I doubt they'd have a different policy as to military alliance and dominance. Should Russia or China have the same resources and allies as the US does,they'd practically head in that direction.

Yeah right!

coachwilcox:
I don't blame all y'all calling wizkid a child. If na Yankee or developed countries and you publish an unverified and false story na class action defamation lawsuit wey go bankrupt you be your case.

The girl is driving traffic to her blog by smearing the image of others. Image means a lot to a musician or other entertainers. Like na developed country she go don dey court dey defend herself. When jury or judge order her to pay 100million in damages for one story, she go hear am.

I dey tell you.

Hulk Hogan vs Gawker comes to mind.

sonOfLucifer:
Meet Shekau.

These ones are not in his department.

Please I want to convert.

Where can I get Islam form?

I like Ibrahim or Abdulaziz.

mymadam:
Sorry, I refuse to accept that Wizkid would write such trash. Totally unacceptable from some kids' role model! That is not saying that Linda might not be trashy though.

Lol, role model ke? Heard any of his songs?

Wtf?