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madridguy:
And the moral of the story?

Things are not "hard".

ourchoice:
If TeeBillz had money, Tiwa wouldn't have disgraced him the way she did...2face Idibia, Danjuma, Late MKO Abiola, Late Abacha, Shino Peters, etc are more irresponsible than Teebillz but still, their wives and concubines who are prettier and hotter than Tiwa Savage times 2 condone them and even defend their cheating and irresponsible lifestyles!

My brother, is there a greater irresponsibility than not providing for one's family?

Her husband took the matter to the marketplace. She was merely trying to salvage what's left of her image.

scully95:
This is Yoruba land and the helders must have seen a lot before coming to this conclusion.

My chairman, even in writing .

viickerz:
what do u suggest i do

Wrong question.

Your question should be: "What do I want?"

Whatever your answer is, align your actions with it.

Don't be afraid to push your current boundaries. You'd be pleasantly surprised what most women will allow - if there's a d1ck behind it.

(The) X 2.

viickerz:
Hi, theres this girl, she is a friend to my friends girlfriend. WE met a few weeks ago, i did not even take interest in her, she later started calling me, texting me inceasantly on whatsapp, e.t.c.

She even invited me out, we both went to see her family folks, bought drinks for me, she was showing me what a typical Nigerian guy will call 'green lights'..

She visited me once, but we did not have sex, she was even pestering me and asking me when next she should come..

I told her i will be around on wednesday, so we agreed.. Unfortunately on that wednesday, something came up, so i had to ditch her and attend to other stuffs, when she came , i told her i was going somewhere, so she couldnt wait.. I went out later.

Later that evening, we were chatting on whatsapp, then i made a joke about kissing her in public,

then her demeanour changed.. She told me that i am kidding, that we are 'just friends'.!

Now, im confused.

Was i in the friendzone all along or i messed up somewhere, coz i dont understand.

Help me please, i dont want to be just friends

When a woman wants to fvck you, first, she tests your mettle: "How strong is your desire?"

When your desire is strong, you will not be fazed by any changes in her demeanor.

You will not be deterred by whatever comes out of her mouth.

When your desire is strong, you will not "make jokes". You will not hide your intent behind a joke.

And finally, the best way to get out of the friendzone is to not get into it in the first place. Let there be a pen1s behind your actions.

Randyhot:
Truth be told, any woman that feels embittered about her husband infidelity is just giving her self unecessary hbp...it is in our nature, both science and religion has proved it so, just be comforted that he doesn't neglect his responsibilities to his family.

What you fail to realize is that infidelity and promiscuity are also in her nature. Even more so...

Meritocracy:
If she didn't steal the money, can you mention any government official who serve with honest and integrity that would be as rich as Alison Madueke. Only her properties are enough evidence that she directly or indirectly stole the money. Why not come to Nigeria to face music or do you think she would sick if Jonathan still in Power

Hehehe, you need to hear Pastor Chris' logic on this kain mata.

Paraphrasing: "There's nothing God can't do. He knows the 'serial numbers' on all torn and destroyed currencies".

...In response to criticisms that he didn't question the source of a civil servant's multi million naira donation.

Maybe the kiddo has one of those supernatural minting boxes.

BudeYahooCom:
But Buhari's daughter pays 5million naira for a single flight to london. 5 million will buy me a nice bungalow in makurdi.

It's from her inheritance from Dan Fodio.

You know, like Paris Hilton, or that small girl from Air Force One.

Why the "demons" part?

mercenary:
Its all her fault... I don't really think Teebilz was asking 4 too much, all he wanted was for Tiwa to be a great wife, but all she cares abt is her career, her looks, her next single bla bla bla...

Ye cannot serve God and mammon. (Matt. 6:24)

EvilHeaven:
Hello people,

This might sound funny to you but I'm so much depressed over here.

This girl and I just started dating some few weeks ago, today she came to my house, though I wasn't in the mood but I just felt this is my chance to bid Farewell to my virginity forever...

After the initial romance, I stripped her to the bone, got a whole view of her anatomy, yet my Pman refused to say hi to this stranger no matter how hard I tried. I had to do away with the CD as I'm not used to it, as, like I said, I'm still a virgin; yet no bulge.

My questions are:
Is it that I'm not sexually attracted to her?
Or does my virginity had a part to play?

The fact that I've been having some stimulus when hugging my female friends, but my kini refused to do same when I actually wanna eat this Apple leaves me more perplexed and suicidal...

Any explanation?

Lalasticlala I need your help, please.

You're very fine. You were just anxious.

bigtt76:
Its time like this that a selfie would have been more than useful buh ......

Hope I don't go to hell for this...

I laughed.

wawaboy1:
i KNOW BUHARI WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING

Buhari: "Ze weather is fery kwarrapt".

dammyluv911:
the one dat come wit bottock is called breech.i don more dan 100 delivery

In your experience, is the baby's skin colour normal?

Or is that because it's Oyibo?

blackjack21:
And instead he came out with your.

RIP ENGLISH!

That looks very correct to me.

Kindly enlighten us.

lilzcee:
God, i don't want to marry and later be thinking about committing suicide

Sijo01:
I thought they claimed his account was hacked? Dude should grown up abeg. There are many ways one settles marital issues without spoiling your partner's image.


And to you Mr. Ex-associate, tell your man to go wash his dirty boxers in his bathroom not in the public.

You don't know depression.

@ OP

Before you generalize, you might do well to get a "second opinion", from other phones.

Also, I strongly believe the "follow come" dictionaries are not from the manufacturers, but from Google & Apple. If not, the kain Chinese English we for dey see na die.

Reeberry:
Just unable auto correction ln your keyboard.

Jesu...

Just gini?

xxxtedyxxx:
You met them playing with your semo

What will U do.

Blame myself.

Kids that young shouldn't be left without supervision.

Likely photoshopped. Very few women are that brazen.

kogirodent:
doesnt look expensive to me unless its bulletproof.
If our senators and politicians can agree to use this type as official car we wudnt be trying to occupy anywhere.

It's not armoured.

Eze nnunu!

MadCow1:
Thank God I am married..

To a SaneCow?

uduokirika1:
They are topping the league even with an outstanding match which is almost certain they will win cos the match was abandoned in the 75th minutes in Jos against Giwa fc who were already loosing to Rangers by a lone goal. Once the remaining 15mins is played in Abuja Rangers will extend their lead by 5points margin

Hehe, lol, so they are going to play for only 15 minutes? Is it "monkey post?"

Why was the match abandoned?

modelmike7:
Lolz.
This is the true definition of EXAGGERATION!!! All the best kido.

This is no exaggeration. They did the bean counting and laid out the facts.

Of course, comparing him to the Messi & co seems such a stretch, because these guys have consistently done wonders. But what you can't dispute is the boys potential...you need to see his confidence in front of goal.

Watch the video of his last two goals or the video of his hat-trick against Aston Villa. Some of them will give you a peek into the man the boy could become.

Of course you can't take potential to the bank, you must "show working". And my concern with this kind of article is that it could get to his head. It should have been one small paragraph in another article .

JustHere2Observ:
And I tell her and then on that day he actually proposes nko? Its a dicey situation. What if the other girl is lying, I don't have proofs.

Come and give us gist...

What later happened?

seunajia:
Never ever intercede between fighting people. If in the heat of the moment someone says they'll kill you, if you're not ready to die defending yourself or kill such persons, escape, tacitly back down, run if you have to! Never be an onlooker. Mind your facking business!

Many have gone.

Exactly my philosophy too. If two adults can't control their tempers up to the point of fighting, I'm certainly not the one to separate them.

Recently read of some guy in the US who got fatally stabbed, when he went to separate a fighting couple. The miss he went to recue ran away with the guy, and left him there to bleed out.

seunajia:
She's pretty. Lived off Falolu Street, Surulere in the early 2000s. Age is sadly catching up with her.

What's sad about it?

She's had her day.

In absolute terms, we do not have free-will.

All our actions are determined by drives, instincts and "external forces" we did not choose.

I don't give a fvck about food. I don't care about sex. I don't even want to sleep...but yet, I do these things.

Now these are some of the very obvious ones, but when we still go granular, it's still the same with everything.

Essentially, we are like CPU controlled players in a football video game. We have a large array of options through which we can express ourselves, but in the end, we can only operate within the fixed boundaries which the programmers have already set.

You can't chose to headbutt someone who insults your sister, or say fvck football, I'm going to play baseball today.

You're stuck.

You didn't even choose to be born! Some years ago, I asked my sister, "If there were to be reincarnation, would you choose to come back?" Her response was instant, a retort: "Come back? Comeback and do what?!"

I asked a female cousin too, and she said "maybe", but that she'd want to be a flower.

Maybe we chose to come here on a level of consciousness we don't currently have access to. But it's still all the same.

bokohaman:
All these Catholic priests aren't even sure of their salvation. One of the true test of one's salvation is to get locked up in a room with a stark naked woman and u still stood your ground without falling....

Na lie.

The true test of salvation is if dem shoot you gun, you go catch the bullets.