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morhsuud22:
Dis is what happens when you soak a piece of paper in a bottle of schnapp,dry it and use the paper to wrap okene weed

LOL. Which one is okene weed again.

Good one. Long overdue.

The answer is 12.
For the people saying 6, every number has either a positive (+) sign or negative (-) sign attached to it.
If you do not see a sign, then positive is implied.

Bearing that in mind,
-3 + 3 can never be -(6) even when using BODMAS.
Yes you treat addition first but you must factor in the signs of the numbers being added.

I have no words for those of you getting answers other than 12 or 6.

Chidoks:
thanks for the tips.i can't wait for midnight to come o.additional point:Father destroy any emotional attachment my husband has with any female that is not me AND let any plan any lady is having to get pregnant for my husband and/ or to steal her way into my home be broken to unconnectable pieces.amen

You are a blessing to your husband.
Don't mind all these enlightened women. Dem never jam.

Ahh. Good news, the boy's got skills.

Who are these idiats derailing this thread.

bukatyne:
He should sack his 'stylist'... the stylist is styleless

LOL. Akon is looking ok.
The guy in striped trad though

This has been his favourite phrase for years now whenever they nack his team.
He should atleast learn to say it properly.
"the better team lost"

Hahaha!
I dont believe it though. Why would these big name actors sign up for such tripe.

The shameless man has no spec.
Rapes everything, woman, girl, boy

There're a lot of undiagnosed mental cases roaming around the country freely.

Confirmer:
Calling it a book doesn't make it less of the word of Allah and the bible (the various versions) is also in book form. The Quran is engraved and stamped in our hearts and Allah has promised that He is going to protect His message (Quran) from any kind of alteration. Delete/Erase/Wipe all the book form of the Quran in this world and we still have the Quran in our hearts because it has been memorized. Can you honestly say that about the bible? Peace be unto you.

The Quran has 114 chapters while one of the books in the Bible, The Psalms, has 150 chapters.
The Bible has 66 books. This means that the entire Quran is just like a book in the Bible.

Why then are you using the ease of memorising the entire Quran as a yardstick for authenticity?

Also what is the difference between Mohammed and say prophet Isaiah who received instructions from God and wrote them down in his book of Isaiah.

Let's look on the bright side.
There shouldn't be any more excuse from buhari/apc about oil price being low.
Once he plugs all these nnpc holes, the country's revenue should even exceed the highs of gej's tenure.
Right?

pazienza:
No. The British came for exploitation , and in North they found a people used to exploitation of many by few, a docile population that is very yielding to subjugation and exploitation by self imposed leaders. So they chose them, cos they can easily carry out their exploitation program using them.

But in Igboland, they found a group of people so resistant to exploitation, that they had perfected a system of democracy and mini republics that functioned efficiently.

It dawned on them that this group of people will not yield to their exploitation plans. Hence they sought to crown the docile ones( North) over them.

But the Igbo spirit will not rest until it's free, for it knows nothing but freedom.

Q.E.D
Your comment closes this thread for me.
Igbos are black republicans, that's why you'll never see any strong traditional ruler like an Oba in their land. They believe in "Power to the people", and a level playing ground for all.
I am praying against any violent uprising (God forbid), but it may become inevitable if they believe that the country will never provide that level playing ground.

Great thread!
Sometimes we need to remind ourselves of how daft we all are in Nigeria.

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Lol
Compulsory fasting for all osun muslims
Fullishness is wen u vote a man dat has not paid ya salary for close to 3 months prior to ya election and u now expect him to pay after
Lolzzzz, make dem suffer

Cc: lalasticlala

Not only muslims oh.
This is first Ramadan ever where christians will join hands with their muslim brothers to observe.

Apart from starving thousands of families to death by refusing to pay salaries, he did well.

Looks like the law of diminishing return is slowly setting in for men.
Very soon women will start marrying multiple husbands.
And then one day there'll be a female equivalent of King Solomon with a harem of men at her service.
Even then, women still won't be satisfied

PureWays:
I'd say Neymar is the better player... When you play among the best players and you still shine, that proves that you are among the greats...

Example is Bale, you can't compare how he plays and shines in Totenham to now that he plays for Real Madrid.

It's not easy to play excellently when your team plays attacking football, where most of the opponent you face park the bus...lol.

If you play in a team where there's not much attention on the forwards, that gives you more chance to counter and show what you got...

Good analysis

plaetton:
No sir.
Primary and secondary schools are even worse.
I think I am in a better position judge this. I did both primary and secondary in two different societies, so it was very easy to see the differences and recognise where Nigerian society errs.
In Nigerian primary school, I vividly remember being taught every single day, and expected to remember, cram and regurgitate about Paul's journey to Damascus, his first and second missionary journeys, and so many other useless garbage.

Imagine stuffiing a young child's mind with this much useless crap.

While still in primary school, I transited to a different society, where, in primary school, we were encouraged to do science projects, study the solar system, take and study daily weather informations like Temperature, atmospheric pressure, wind speed, locate, identify and track different types of clouds.

So, while my brethren in Nigeria were craming the Acts of the Apostles, I was studying climatic zones and bird migration in one of the nations that actually brought middle east religion to our shores.
Isn't that an irony, a sad one at that?

So, tell me friend, which of these two societies is more likely to progress materially and socially, the society that encourages its young citizens to think, explore and rationally embrace reality, or the one that wickedly yolks and encumbers the minds of her young citizens with meaningless religious Bullshytes from the ancient middle east?

If the acts of the Apostles had any value, Why do you think that those that sold it to us never allow it in their public educational system?
This is an important question that begs for an answer.

So, yes. I reiterate, The Slaveship Jesus is our captor. Our society is a prisoner in this Slaveship.

Oga plaetton, did you school in a monastry in Nigeria?
In the average Nigerian school religious studies is just one out of about 12 subjects.

I hope you went to church today.

SPAGGYYY:
[size=20pt]this guy would never be celebrated if he was to be in nigeria...[/size]

Very true

plaetton:
The quality of education is poor because we spend more time learning and regurgitating middle east myths than in practical science and mathematics.
Students spend more time in churches and mosques than in libraries.

How many religious denominations did you have in your university campus?,. And what exactly was their business there?.

What a ridiculous statement.
Seems like you are focusing only on tertiary institutions. Even at that, uni students spend more time partying than in church, so why blame religion.

plaetton:
Funny, sad, but true.
And this encapsulates the problem.

Jesus is the problem.
The Nigerian people are still being held hostage in The Slaveship Jesus , which is ironically, the name of the First merchant ship that carried the first batch of West African slaves across the atlantic.

Foreign Religions and all their associated bullshytes occupy a greatly disproportionate space in the African mind.
This is undeniable, and vastly responsible for the low intellectual girth of this generation.

Why do people always either blame Jesus or the devil.
So the problem has nothing to do with low quality education/schools?

SAMBARRY:
Nigerian students in full display

LOL!

bukatyne:
Don't you think men also run themselves down when There is a very desirable lady around?

This number 2 na waya. I had that explanation for oppression in vertical relationships. Never gave it a thought for horizontal relationships.

The bolded is true.
Men do run themselves down when they have to compete for a very desirable woman.
However they still have the option to walk away and search for other desirable women.

These chelsea players are already on their summer holidays.

There are two major reasons for this.

1) There is an innate need in every woman to be desired above other women.
Men do the chasing while women need to stand out as the most desirable for men. This then leads to the running down of other competitors (women).


2) Human beings all need someone to oppress. This means that the people at the bottom of the ladder turn on themselves.
E.g black on black crimes in us and uk, xenophobia in SA
The amount of hatred women have for each other in any society is directly proportional to their status in that society.

Buhari has suddenly become Basketmouth and Chris Rock rolled into one.
Power is surely good.

Beautiful! Kanu has a good heart (no pun intended)

The man looks like his statements, very moronic.

87.

This one na kindergaten question

Stranger than fiction.
OP I hope you are not using us to test out your Nollywood script.

Anyway you claim that you've gone for deliverance so why are you so scared .
This is just like my daughter being more scared of my house help than me her father.
God must be so frustrated with human beings.

Chibok girls.
The more you look the less you see.