pinkPUSSY:
These people are something else..

If You are dead and buried immidately, they will dig your grave and mine your skull..

If they put you in a mortuary, they will conspire with the mortuary attendant and still mine your skull..

If You are alive, they will still trace you, kidnap you and still mine your skull...

It was predicted that people of SW will be the first human to evolve without a head if nothing is done to curtail this menace

Nadeol:


"...My first wife got pregnant for me when she was in the university and i had..."

"...left for home with 5 armed policemen.
In quick strides we searched for her and found her in her bedroom upstairs. She sat in the bed..."

"...Then I locked up the bungalow I bought for my 1st wife..."

I don't understand, please clarify.

Your first wife got pregnant.....she was in her bedroom upstairs.....you locked up the bungalow you bought for your first wife....

Does a bungalow has a bedroom upstairs?

Proudpolygamist:
My first wife got pregnant for me when she was in the university and i had just newly secured a job with a high paying firm. She was the daughter of a big businessman at the time and we were from a conservative society, so we had to sharply perform the marriage rites and settle her family handsomely because they accused me of impregnating their daughter before marriage and sought compensations.
Fast-forward to our marriage life, she started making life hell for me after the birth of our first son.
Hadiza was a real trouble maker and I was beginning to think I made a mistake marrying her, she would nag all day when she was pregnant and won't cook meals at home or do domestic chores. In fact I spent most of the nights on empty stomach, my consolation being that she would put to bed one day. She would only have sex when she felt like doing it and it must have been after a good treat.

Things got worse after she put to bed. She complains that she spends the whole day caring for our young son that she can barely think about anything else.
She prefers to watch TV all day and spend her whole time on social media instead of cooking, doing dishes, , domestic chores or getting a job. She once asked me to prepare breakfast in bed for her on a Monday morning when I was supposed to get to work early for an appointment. I returned home that day hungry but she had refused to prepare food because I didn't make her breakfast in bed. She was so engrossed in telemundo fantasies that she thought she could dictate what direction our marriage swings.
I got tired and decided to teach her a lesson
On this fateful night, she snored irritatingly like a pig in my room and accused me of snoring like a pig, stressing that I need urgent medical check up . I told her she would know who was snoring like a pig, and who needs medical checkup after i'm done with her.I left my room and went to sleep in the guest room.
The following day i left home for work without taking breakfast afterwhich i went to see my lawyer. I issued a court summon to my wife through a court clerk.
I was told, She couldn't believe her eyes after she read through and discovered that i was seeking a divorce
She Refused to sign the papers and told the court clerk that i should kom and tell her with my mouth, stressing that she didn't marry me through a letter. She said i should kom and give her the papers myself if I was man enough.
The court clerk said he tried cajoling her into signing the papers peacefully but she screamed "He is my husband, I can't divorce him" and ran away with hot tears rolling down her cheek.
You know what happened next, i went straight to area command where my good friend works and left for home with 5 armed policemen.
In quick strides we searched for her and found her in her bedroom upstairs. She sat in the bed looking morose and jumped up fearfully when she saw us.
I pointed to her and told the men to escort her out of my house. Before she could say pim, one of the policeman a corporal, clamped handcuffs on her hand and told her to be cooperative as to follow them to the station. She protested very loudly and struggled to free herself, but it was too late, my mind was already made up. She ended up in tears making strong appeals to me but I kept a stony face. The policemen dragged my wife into the waiting van.

One of them came to me and asked to take her things along with her. I was shocked, because I bought everything in the house with my money. The sergeant kept his mouth shut when he saw the look on my face.
I gave him an address and asked him to drop my former wife in that address where her father lives.
Then I locked up the bungalow I bought for my 1st wife and joined my second wife in the estate.

JEWELofHELL666:


http://saharareporters.com/2022/03/29/fulani-christian-association-meets-condemns-rising-banditry-killings-nigeria

RedMac:
Congratulations... Clear road for the man wey sabi...

May the joy that comes with this moment never eludes everyone of us here...

Being my FTC I hope something go drop for me

Jubal01:
Better wake and learn. No dey wind yourself here.

Uprightness100:
Definitely! It will backfire on the EU sanctions and will give Putin and Russia the upper hand. But this is what I see happening in the coming days/ months.

I see a Scenario where Most of EU and others will go for Israel's Gas tho not directly from Israel as Israel will not sell Directly to them. As of yesterday, I heard Egypt is now going to buy Much of Israel gas and would sell to Europe.

I Believe in times to come this will anger Russia/Putin and will make him to make a move towards Israel. Which is the Ezekiel 38& 39 GogMagog War.

I Believe, Israel gas and resources is the "Hook in the Jaw" GOD ALMIGHTY will use to hook Russia down to Israel. Because what we are witnessing happening to Ukraine now, is quite similar to what will happen to Israel.

The same manner you see the Nations do to Ukraine is the same that will happen to Israel. No one will help Israel. They will be almost annihilated but the GOD of Israel will Come down and Crush all the Collation of Nations that come for that Invasion.

Events are Playing out Prophetically and Only those with Deep Understanding will understand. We are at the End of the End of the End. The RAPTURE will Happen soonest. Be Concious of this and do the Needful

CleanInAll:

NwaAmaikpe:




With all the strenght in my muscles, the blood in my veins and the sperm in my epididymis; I NwaAmaikpe also disowns Governor Dave Umahi.

No right thinking Igbo man will even be remotely happy at his political calculations and this has nothing to do with the APC as a party.
I stand with Alex Otti, I stand with Emeka Atuma and a lot of other Igbo progressives who have just cross-carpeted to the APC but not Umahi.

We know he is a stooge.
From his stand on RUGA, to his choices as Chairman of the South East Governors on matters concerning the welfare of the Igbos like the regional security outfit. We don't expect anything with him in the Presidency.

A sellout from the weak-link state is a no-no.
We can't get freedom at last and be led by a Northern slave.

DenreleDave:
Chai..

Our master told us on Facebook to be rejoicing 3 hours ago, Chai N K must be in severe pain now


Ehn, the money dt We used to campaign in the East was a loan, how do we pay back now that our son Trump Chukwuemeka Donald didn't win

Chai.... Chukwu Abiam why why WHY..

We supported saraki, he drowned. We supported jimi agbaje, he drowned, we supported Wike during edo election and now General Wike is dealing with us.... Now trump again, Biden is dealing with us.

Biden is a yoruba Muslim honestly.. Why are these yoruba Muslim always hurting us?

This is marginalization... We want our Biafra and trump Chukwuemeka ndidi will be our president.. We will give him that position to compensate Him


Trump amaka

Igbo amaka

GOTVee:
As a born again Christian who is meant to speak the truth at all times, i think banning sars Is wrong and we should learn to live with their excesses. Majority of present yahoo boys are future armed robbers. What do you expect someone who doesn't have any skill than stealing from people to resort to when yahoo stops paying? They either commit suicide or turn to armed robbery just to live above their means. This is why i blame we Christians for encouraging this menace called yahoo boys. Even in churches the pastors don't care if you scam or rob people as long as you bring money to their temple. How many Muslims are involved in yahoo? How many Northerners have SARS operatives harassed? Are there no sars in the north, why are northerners not complaining like we southerners? We Christians need to learn a lot from the ways of life of the average northern Muslim. Their ways of life is guided with the tenets of Islam and they are so contented with whatever they have and would never get involved in cyber crimes.

Don't you realize that the average yahoo boy and cultists poses a security threat to your lives in future? Do you know how many have died as a result of the atrocities of yahoo boys? We need SARS to deal with those heartless vermins. Yahoo boys are no different from armed robbers. They only rob with phones, gadgets and deceit and since SARS are against robbery they must keep tracking every youth living above their means . Instead of ending SARS, why don't we end fraud and build a sane society?

I support SARS sad

Buharigoodluck:
Amen to your prayers oh���������

TheSERAPH:
Poverty does not come from

God. The power to make wealth comes from

him.Some people might say "So many things

matters than money".This is a big lie. Remember

most humans cannot worship God or love his

neighbor on an empty stomach. The ability to

fully enjoy life is in wealth, while the ability to

enjoy eternal life is in CHRIST.


MODIFIED
For the vanity upon vanity crew mentioning me.

I rarely reply mentions, but let me do that quickly.

Don't be quick to judge and dont assume or say

what you don't know.


"Lord Jesus I address my prayer to you.

So you can satisfy my right desire for money.

I want it to change the lives of people around me

and preach the gospel around the world with it.

I do not want it because I am eager for luxury, or

because I want to live above my normal

possibilities. Lord Jesus make possible and

materialize my desires, send me the good

fortune that I will share with those who need it"


The above is my daily confession. You can join

me and be free from poverty too. Or you can just

sit behind your keyboards and keep saying

poppycock. POVERTY IS NOT OF GOD

shalom



#GODHaveMercy
#RepentHumans
#JESUSisComingSoon

Blackfire:
The next president after buhari...



North 2023
No vacancy in aso rock

Blackfire:
The next president after buhari...



North 2023
No vacancy in aso rock

yomifola:
Sad news....

All these rich pple.. They are really suffering oo

Nah dem dey always give this orisirisi sickness

Yet.. We poor cabals still want be like dem without we knowing what dey are passing through.

Poor man.. The only thing poor man suffers from is poverty.

But rich man... You go hear... Ezxreacheartieria diseases aaffecting dem


Anyways... Rip

pyyxxaro:
All these Lagos people too stubborn

Oluwamarc:


https://punchng.com/nassembly-leaders-meet-buhari-seek-sip-reforms/

SSam01:
If the bride price is not returned and she remarries the children produced in the new marriage belongs to the previous husband.

This is why men must insist on paying #10,000,000 bride price as future investment so on the day the woman decides to return the bride price you can be sure of buying a new tear rubber car and clear some debts.

And this is why the woman's family should demand for only #20.00 as bride price so on the day your daughter runs away you will not carry gbese. Its not good to be greedy.

Young boys and girls and panel of judges hope i have been able to convince and confuse you with these few points of mine?

mcmbonu:
Anger + hunger = Revolution

IpobAntidote:

Do these idiotic Nigerians know that only those that have paid their taxes and filed with the IRS are getting any money from the US govt?

All these noise about getting money from the Nigerian govt is just pathetic and shows the level of shallowness that exist among the so called youths in this country.
I support the govt to give some money to tax paying citizens, which is not a lot in this country.

CoronaVirusRelo:
In a sane country,. The FG should have seized that property.

post=88382542:
Depsite all the love and respect we have for Madam Ngozi based on her antecedents in our darling nation, she really fall our hands concerning the fake news and pictures she shared online 4 days ago.
Things that even a secondary drop out dare not do.
Nigerians are simply the enemies of their selves.


She even sound more stupid with her response, this is when silence becomes golden, but she keeps messing up.
All just to castigate her country .
What a shame on her!



We will continue to be positive about the future of our country with the incoming generation.
Everything looks bleak with our politicians.
Lies, Corruption, Killings, Stealing and More Corruption......
It is well.

Babatunde40:


It is impossible for innoson to share expired rice. The east has rice mills in every state. They have fresh rice. And innoson has a good patriotic health. Someone who is ready to use his factory to produce ventilators. He can't share fake rice. He is more than that.

I know you will be wondering why a Yoruba is defending igbos. It is because there are good and bad people everywhere. If i see good, I will say it. If I see bad, someone like you, I will say it

Miracle1991:
After the show up they will be packed back to the store.
BTW 1000 bags divided by 3000000(3million) people is equal to 3cups each person.
Also their rich men are donating to only South eastern state, but their poor men are asking for the one Dangote,Otedola,Rabiu,Elumelu, Atiku, Tinubu donated. Why? Why do you want to share from the 2billion donated by Dangote but you don't share the one donated by Innosson to others?
Some people are borned tribalist.

Zico5:
We are paying for our ineptitude. Until we put law into our own hands this government will still think we are fools. They refuse to listen to the populace thinking they know it all. We have been managing this pandemic very well and the result is showing. Why bringing in Chinese doctors again. Probably their plan is to infect more people so that they can have more reasons to loot.

SouthNigerian:
SERAP should SHARAP jere!

What's the difference between 5 & 6? The N37Billion renovation funds have been placed on "Latter Looting" by the Senate due to the pandemic.

Calling for the said money to be distributed to States means "Express Looting".

Afterall, we commoners never see any money. Na so so Audio sharing we dey hear.