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Serious companies can't invite you for a job briefing!

Waiting for the couple that will shoot while having xes-

Waiting for the opulent that will shoot on the bed-

For those in Portharcourt-EbonyLinks Nigeria Ltd,an employment agency has some chances for Office Adminstrators ,Electical and Mechanical Engineers etc.
They are at Trans amadi,opposite Michelin.Didnt hear the advert announcement on radio well but you can go there yourself or check their website!And you have one week to submit your CV-


Plot 144 Trans Amadi Industrial Layout
Opposite Michelin Nigeria Limited
P.O. Box 5001, Port Harcourt.
Rivers State
Telephone
08033100833
08033362238

Na aw o,Una mean o.The guy dey beg for assistance,you turn am to joke-

We are on our way to the place!

She brought her cousin to empty me in a supermarket where there is bar at the corner owned by the supermarket.I just dusted my arse and disappeared and even left the beer bill on her head-

If the guy tells you how much he spends on diesel,you won't believe it.How many people can afford to be running on diesel like he does.
In that factory,since he started-he has never run on PHCN before.

Sure it's not the guy that dislocated the waist?

GoldenJAT:
nope!none of the above... insensitive and silly fellows that should ordinarily serve as role models, but choose 2 behave or acts otherwise, makes my blood HOT.. Just as with ur comments! and person.

I can understand that you are just naturally and ordinarily insultive-

I was forced by your manners to check your profile and what I found baffled me-A dejected and imbecilic look and I do sympathise with you!
I should not have wasted my time to reply your first stupid and moronic comment-

GoldenJAT:
yet ur brain was able 2 comprehend it?job done then... your children needs a better father...

Did you have a bad dream or it's the frustration from the economic situation that's driving you crazy and upsetting you?

GoldenJAT:
e pain u abi??go tell urself some hard truth... and dude, stop using some grammers u probably heard 1 Akpos spilling out and copied.. have already put u in ur place. ASSHOLE.

It is called ARSEHOLE,Say thank you!

Just to pacify the crowd,if they not already in their houses drinking Kunu and kwilikwili-

GoldenJAT:
u are a boy ...in a man's body..... why did u rush in2 marriage? poor girl!!! if only she knows d zombie she is married 2!!I bet u.. ur wife is intellectually sound than u.... Just a Lil polishing is what she needs. that u can afford 2 say such about ur wife in a public forum... summarized d type of person u are.. Bleep OFF.

Sometimes one wonders what some cheap idiots like you do getting into someone's discussion and personal ideas.The idiot in you made you not to realise that it's a personal opinion not a general one.There is actually enough space for you to type and express yourself not to quote me- inconsequential buffoon!

Babe,you are right.Advice ya bros-I made that same mistake and am facing real difficulties because I can't turn back the hands of the clock.
I hide her from serious academic and intellectual discussions with friend and family(my family is highly cerebral)
I keep on thinking who can train my children and had a problem with her when I told her I will take my kids to my mum to train.
Take into cognisance the social status of your bros.

BrideOfDracula:
"Upsetted"? What grade did YOU drop out of?

Did you attend at all-upsetted?

Last time I got this kinda mail,I told the guy I have the certs already and they never contacted me again-

Rubbish post-is it Buhari that proposed the amendment?
Don't you have Christian members of the house that can stop it?
Is Dogara not a Christian?
Is ekweremmadu not a christian?
The Senate President himself is not a Moslem Fanatic-

Rubbish-

Good but myopic analysis but he didn't decide not to come because of that but from reliable sources he is deadly Sick-

And you should also know that such actions are not possible in this era-JFK was assassinated somewhere and they did not declare even state of emergency then not to talk of now!

vorigan:
. . . . . . . . .Niger Delta Avengers don dey fear

The statement is not out of fear by to reiterate that they have no intentions to kill innocent people-

Pyramid001:
I don't need to respond to all enquiries. The CV of applicants that have forwarded is being reviewed as they come in and those the headhunter believe can add an impact will be communicated. If you feel it's not real then don't bother to forward your resume and like I mentioned in my mail I am only referring your CVs(those I believe are qualified). I have received tons of CV and have responded to those that have contacted me privately through PM and mails. I am a very busy person and only come to the forum to unwind once in a while.

Also, please note that the vacancy are for candidates with experience in the respective fields because they are taking over an already running project so their is little time for training or errors especially the engineers. Like I mentioned, they are taking over from the expatriates that are to return back to their sourced countries.

I have been waiting for a statement from you so I decided to wake you up-I hope you're fine?

Pyramid001:
A friend of mine needs advise but i first want to run the issue through my fellow NLers before advicing him.

The gist goes like this:

A very close friend of mine is currently working in a place that makes him highly mobile and sometimes when he needs to embark on a trip he might be given the notice like 10 to 12 hrs before the trip. For this reason, he tries to spend maximum time with his wife when he is in town.

For this particular trip he was to leave on a monday and fortunately the notice was given on a saturday morning. He decides to spend the whole weekend with wifey so she won't miss him so much as he will be away for 6 weeks. That weekend they did the normal lovey dovey thing(i.e watch a movie, walk in the park, a trip to the beach, candlelit dinner and then topped it up with a night making the sheets on the bed rough.) Monday morning he was out on official trip.

He ended up spending 8 wks and when he came back, he came back to a 'im not feeling too good' wifey. Being the loving husband, he quickly took her to their family hospital where after doing a couple of tests they found out she had STI. On hearing this, she started screaming and cursing my guy that he has gone to sleep around and now passed her infections before he left on his trip. The guy not been comfy with this allegation decided to go through same tests and they found him to be negative. Ofcourse, the woman story changed to i got it from the office/dat restaurants toilet.

Now the believe is she cheats when he is not around and whats to know if he should step or still stay.

NLers, over to you. tell me what you will do if it was you?

I believe the babe later stepped aside?

hucienda:
Oshokomole!!

Fayose go milk this embarrassment ehnnn... till the Second Coming!

Fayoshe knows that this man might not last to persecute him when he's out-

[quote author=Akon419 post=46228849]Since he derives pleasure in seeing people pass tru hardship and suffering with his policy,. God is about to give him Abacha treatment if care is not taking . Any fly who refuse to hear the advice follows the corpse into a grave. [/


Make him well if he realises the sufferings of the masses,but if not......do the needful-

GudluckIBB:
Hope Baba is well Sha.
God pls heal Buhari, protect from any arrows of sickess thrown by ipod and scavengers and Bh and yam eaters who are already afraid of Baba's probe.

Amen!

Let him ................................ie!

Pyramid001:
I don't need to respond to all enquiries. The CV of applicants that have forwarded is being reviewed as they come in and those the headhunter believe can add an impact will be communicated. If you feel it's not real then don't bother to forward your resume and like I mentioned in my mail I am only referring your CVs(those I believe are qualified). I have received tons of CV and have responded to those that have contacted me privately through PM and mails. I am a very busy person and only come to the forum to unwind once in a while.

Also, please note that the vacancy are for candidates with experience in the respective fields because they are taking over an already running project so their is little time for training or errors especially the engineers. Like I mentioned, they are taking over from the expatriates that are to return back to their sourced countries.

Bros,thanks I just wanted to know how you're doing-

Is this real at all? The guy does not even reply or say something at all-

My friend say what you know,half of the guys on earth for don die-
And what if she leaves you after una don plan marriage because say she found someone richer or you suddenly get broke?
would she be cursed by nature?


Infact go and take your drugs-

Una go dey talk rubbish,is it a state project?
Is it not the same uniform Wike and Osinbajo are wearing?

MadCow1:
This guy na Chairman of Chairmen..

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3791475_2_jpegea571676ce9b75b0730a5d56350ae93e





On a serious note though: Its clear this guy loves Big things.. I have nothing against that, me sef like big things, but not this big..

Anyways, he should please get his biitch into a gym and put her on a diet. Not for any other reason but the fact that she is half way to the grave right now. Obesity kills. Her Heart is definitely working hard to keep up as it is. Her cholesterol must be through the roof and touching the sky right now. She is very unhealthy as she is.




Simply put, if he loves her as he says he does, he will help her drop weight.

Start her on Cambridge Diet (which is very expensive) and then set up a system to maintain the weigh she drops.


She is one heartbeat away from a Heart Attack.

Common,can still be expressed mildly-

BUHARIISCURSED:
a lion that could not deliver his own L.G.A to his party

OBJ did not even win in the west-

But he was there?

Actually nobody has been able to answer the question,though I dislike the dullard too-