fergie001:

Mtchew...have you asked him if he has completed the 'centre-table' in Osisioma?

Please, believe this at your own peril....especially coming from Agbazuere.. The Lai Mohammed of Abia State.

A ground-breaking ceremony was done by the fmr Gov, T A Orji, along the old Aba-Ikwuano road, crossing Oloko in Ikwuano LGA (hometown of the present National Organising Secretary of the PDP, Col(rtd) Augustine Akobundu).

Till today, nothing.
Someone who couldn't complete a flyover in 5 years now hopes to complete Hearthrow 2.0 (as it was called in 2015) in 3 years. Iya

That is madness.

hahahahahahahahahahha

center table

this one got me ooooooooooooooooooooooooo

taaaaa go sit-down .......Nigerian politicians no get single shame again.

I hope people really know what "Ikpeazu" means in Ibo language. It means to carry last -- that is failure in English. Becasue person wey carry last na failure him be.

instead of him to fix road and drainage system, na airport him won build.

for him mind

food for u


walai no be mouth

girl ni fit do me like this

How i won take meet this kind girl self?

Pursue am comot for house


and leave us nbok.


Am still wondering how Iyanya thief person car for this we Naija.

Different men, difference problem.

To me, if you be woman and u come the wet anyhow, e go dey irritate me to have fun with u walai.

I prefer that you are dry down there or wet small so that when u dey up, which is almost immediately when I start work, I go use pears oil.

I hate wet and slippery.

Oboy


Women get mind die


She fit be say she don marry o or she get another fiance come the fool this guy.

vickifeanyi47:
Good evening all. The agent I'm using informed me today that my Visa is out. He sent me a kind of half page which looks like edited stuff with my photograph on it. I told him I need to confirm the genuiness but he Insist I pay him the his balance we agreed on to enable him pick the full page copy from immigration in UAE. I need advise please

To be can did, any agent collecting half payment to do visa for u is not genuine.

I can't help someone with visa and collect half payment first. What of I give you the visa and you never pay me my money?

That's crap. If you want visa, pay the money and u will get your visa period. If you can't trust anybody with your money, go get the visa yourself. UAE embassy dey Abuja.

OlakunmiSMELTD:


valid Nigerian passport
A visa application form
Photocopies of your ID card
A proof of health insurance.
A proof of financial status (a copy of your recent bank statement showing that you have sufficient funds to stay in Dubai).
A copy of a confirmed itinerary
A proof of hotel reservation.
ADDITIONAL REQUIREMENTS:
For Tourists:
Tourists will be required to provide a letter from employer, stating that you have been granted leave and that you will be returning to your job when you get back. For self-employed individuals, provide a copy of your business registration and tax documents


I want to apply for 30days tourist visa
What if am not employed?
Is statement of account necessary?

Thank you sir for your help

Bro, forget all this jamb question above.

If you want 90 days visa, all u need is your international passport and normal passport.

All other things get as we go do am. You don't need to be employed to get a visa. Abi u forget say there is something called "self employment"?

Timtim8989:


No one knows how soon...
Atleast you can come with 90days visa first...

Everybody comes to uae for different purposes. The introduction of 5 years visa will not cancel 3 months visa.

Sometimes Nigerians like to assume things and I don't know why. They have not said they want to cancel 3 months visa because of the newly introduced 5 years visa.

Making that assumption on your own is weird and illogical.

OlakunmiSMELTD:
Please guru in the house.
Which of the Dubai visa category is easy to get. I just want to submit documents for like 10working days.

Please what is the requirements for the visa. Please I don't want to submit irrelevant documents or incomplete

What is the cost ?

Please I loyal , help me

Dubai visa is not American visa brother. All you need to submit for tourist or visit visa is your international passport and a passport photo. That's all.

If u need help getting the visa, I will help u out from here.

Timtim8989:


Why not just close eyes and do 90days...

Sure u can

hardex10:
Sir pls can you recommend good agent for me that will help with 90 visa and to get job

I know am new here but I got someone that can get you 90 days Dubai visa within 3 days, sometimes even earlier.

Am currently in Dubai now and she did mine for me.

She is that good.

good

truth is coming to light.

Stop complaining Mr. Okowa, you are the governor of your state and as such you are the chief security officer of the state.

swung into action and murder those id.iots.

You don't answer to anybody.

hmmmmm


ndi igbo, mmama nu oooo

kahal29:
Once the Supreme Court has entered judgment in a case, that decision is final and will remain so for ever. The law may in future be amended to affect future issues on the same subject, but for the case decided, that is the end of the matter.

Is a lie, Supreme Court has the power to over rule itself if they erred in a judgement and was brought to their notice.

Just that Nigeria is gone and even if they goofed on a judgement, as long as it supports the agenda they will not over rule it.

Buhari never knew the power of the Supreme Court in a democratic settings when he was first elected, but when he quickly stumbled on it, and advised by his loyalist, he got the Senate, got the AGF and got the Supreme Court. Is game over for Nigeria.

Make no mistake, Buhari can do and get away with so many things now that he won't dare do when he was a military head of state.

and there was a country


called Nigeria

garfield1:

That is why the electoral law is obsolete.we need to amend it,the court can only replace a winner if he actually won and not based on qualification issues.if one wasn't validly nominated,the courts should call for new polls

Is like saying:

If you get a job with forged certificate and it wasn't discovered during your screening time.

if the firm later discovered that you came in with a forged certificate, they should as a matter of law or st.upid morality let you continue with your job.

Are you well at all?

I 100% support the supreme court judgement and the last time i checked, forgery is a crime in Nigeria. The man should be jailed for forgery too.

nonsense

Taaa go and sit down SAGAY

Though I vote that the law is archaic and therefore should to be amended because the travails of my deputy shouldn't affect me,

But as the law stands now, the supreme court is right because they are judging according to law.

And let me correct you sir, the people voted for Diri massively, that your party rigged and triumph doesn't mean he lost the election. So coming second doesn't mean he lost the election.

And if you are saying there should be rerun, the their should be rerun in Imo State too. What is good for the goose is also good for the ganders.

CyberWolf:
Go and study the constitution very well. They are on a joint ticket so, whatever affects one, affects the other. The law states that you must have a deputy before you can contest for governorship election. So when you have a deputy with fake result, it makes him unqualified which in turn means that you don’t have a deputy. What is hard for you to understand?

Choi, now i get it

David Lyon will roast that his deputy alive walai


hahaha

I don't understand the judgement.

Was David Lyon disqualified because his deputy presented a false information INEC on his behalf? Or on behalf of the deputy himself.

Cuz the law cannot punish David Lyon on the travails of his Deputy.

Some thing is not panning out.

laughable charges

One thing I love about Nigeria and Nigerians is their ability to make fun of every damn thing.. Lol. Be it serious matter o, or trivial matters, they always find a way to make it fun. Even Lagos State Governor, Sanwo-Olu joined in on the fun.

#LagosCityMarathon has come and has ended, though the ripples is still bubbling but Nigerians are blowing up Twitter with their funny tweets. And I can't stop laughing, hence I brought it here. In fact someone said and I quote:

"Sanwo-Olu ntoor, sabi the reason why you ban Okada and Keke has been defeated. You wanted everybody trek so that we go prepare for the marathon and now Kenya person 'David Barmasai Tumo' have come and collected the 50 grand. What's your gain now? Ntoor."

In fact, check out the amazing tweets for yourself.



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trifonov:



What's your idea about this algorithm. How should it work?

My dear,

Use your imagination.

Imagine searching something on Google and see boosted ads on Google till 50th page.

How will you feel?

Cuz if Google is as stupid as jiji is, and suffice it to say, millions of people are advertising on Google, then it will only be boosted ads to 50th page.

So tell me, how will google be today?

mctfopt:


It will be ok if the boosted ads are what you are looking for. Imagine searching for lithium batteries and seeing boosted ads for i-pass-my-neighbour generators! They are just so fixated on only showing boosted ads that non boosted ads, even though relevant don't get to be shown. Do you know that AliExpress shows ads? Compare this HDD search on AliExpress shown below


www.nairaland.com/attachments/11012276_february7202075144pmgmt0100_jpegd58e8899c96325da9002121f86156182

With a search for lithium batteries on jiji shown below


www.nairaland.com/attachments/11012283_february7202074338pmgmt0100_jpeg719081eed6f4321085b9c79ad2989b0b

Then you can see why many may never get to like to use jiji

Good observation

trifonov:


Why do think that OLX was better then Jiji? Is it only because OLX hadn't any paid ads?

no no no

Far from that. OLX was real. Am telling you that.

And OLX also had paid ads but their algorithm was wonderful.

It was balanced and great.

When I saw that OLX is going, it was a blow.

But when I saw that Jiji bought them off, I knew something is fishy.

Jiji didn't get the inventory of OLX as they claim. It was a blatant lie. It was just a marketing strategy.

Since OLX is going, let make good use of it... Lol.

promotervickky:


From day 1 jiji was a scam. Imagine that time jiji would post a 2008 rav4 car with price of 800k to lure you to their site!

I hope a better brand comes

Hahhhahaha

Thanks guys and thanks nairaland for this platform.

Guy don open my eyes.

All these things has been happening to me and here I am thinking my village people is at work.

mctfopt:


Price was normal.

Pictures super clear.

The thing is, I don't trust the jiji peeps as it appeared that only boosted ads gets seen. That's not really a good business model.

I don't get it bro. In fact there was a time I was beginning to believe my village people are against me cuz I don't even receive calls again.. Lol.

Truth is, those boosting their ads Now on jiji is too much and imagine when someone search for anything and boosted ads will fill page one and even page two of the search on jiji.

That's the problem.

obiekunie2:
to me online markets ended with the death of OLX.

South Africa did us strong things by killing OLX in west Africa.


JIJI HAS ALWAYS LOOKED LIKE SCAM TO ME.

U r the true son of your father for this statement.

Jiji are jokers.