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Nairaland General › Re: A Petition To Oluweseun Osewa By Carzola For Being Ban By Sexkillz. by Burger01(m): 9:33am On Jul 24, 2013
@OP, you deserved to be banned and even more. What with your expression style and the way you joked with someone's deathhuh It connotes you as 'pre-teen' and your type should not be encouraged to pollute this forum with immaturity and childish attitude. Just go grow up then come back for assessment by Sexkillz grin
Health › Re: Why S*x Is Good For Your Skin - Health Consultant by Burger01(m): 9:26am On Jul 24, 2013
joeydozzy: The only thing remaining is if it cures HIV undecided
Senseless!
Nairaland General › Hmm by Burger01(op):
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Music/Radio › Re: Lyrics of Nigerian and Foreign Songs Compared by Burger01(m): 4:05pm On Jul 23, 2013
Omo to Shan!!


Wizzy and Olamide
EMEzzzy, Codedtunes
You know how we do

Chorus (Repeat 2x)
Girl you know you look so fine
And I want to you to be mine
eh…omo omo toh shan
omo omo omo toh shan

Girl only you can rely
I’ll be waiting for reply
eh…omo omo toh shan
omo omo omo toh shan

Verse 1:
Girl, it’s you nobody compare
Other girls dem no reach for where
Dem fit dey try but still won we
When it comes to fashion, you know well
Girl, you so beautiful
Everything about you meaningful
If be April , na me be fool
Na you wey dey charge my battery full
I like the smell of your perfume
I inhale my belle full
Now go west spot
E file fun
Oun lo ni, e ti be fun
Girl you love don cloud my mind
You are always on my mind
Like Osama for my mind
You carry bomb you blow my mind

Repeat chorus

Verse 2:
Duro omo toh shan
Dem call me Wizzy baby baby huuhh
And I rep EMEzzy baby baby
Me no get time for long thing (long thing)
The way that you wine girl e do my strong thing
Stop the fronting
Stop giving me long thing
Tori pe daddy mi o si ni le
Mommy mi o si ni ile
Emi ni kan mo wa n’le
So follow me go baby
No delay
Mo ni that’s the way (ah uh ah uh)
I like it (ah uh ah uh)
Omo toh shan (ah uh ah uh)
I like you (i like you too baby)

Repeat chorus (2x)

Verse 3
Don’t let, don’t it take too long
Don’t let me, don’t let me wait too long
I love you yet you stay too long
I love you evermore, it dey too strong
So baby be my madam
I want to be your Van Damme
Always want to hold you down
When it comes to you, nobody fit weigh down
You are the one my heart has chosen
Iwo ni eni ti okan mi yan
You so good when I am with you
Wanna spend the rest of my life with you
That’s where i get plenty past few
I no fit wait, then they wanna to have you

Repeat chorus (2x)


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Music/Radio › Re: Lyrics of Nigerian and Foreign Songs Compared by Burger01(m): 3:59pm On Jul 23, 2013
[quote author=Rhino.5dm]For real[/quote]O'boy, you well sohuh You don smoke that thing again bahuh I thought they told you once a day is ok. Abeg, no quote like that again ok. This thread no be literature class thread.

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Sports › Re: Nigerian Players Banned For Life For Match-fixing Scandal by Burger01(m): 3:52pm On Jul 23, 2013
These guyz didn't know the meaning of match fixing. Dem for manage like 8-0... but 79-0, 67-0.. I bow angry

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Romance › Re: 250 Romantic Nicknames For Your Loved Ones by Burger01(m): 3:50pm On Jul 23, 2013
Baby poo!!!

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Music/Radio › Re: Lyrics of Nigerian and Foreign Songs Compared by Burger01(m): 3:47pm On Jul 23, 2013
enigmang: "All Gold Everything"

187

[Hook:]
Gold all in my chain, my chain, bitch
Gold all in my rang, my rang, bitch
Gold all in my watch, my watch
Don't believe me, just watch
Nigga nigga nigga
Don't believe me, just watch
Don't believe me just watch, bitch
Nigga nigga nigga
Don't believe me, just watch, bitch
Don't believe me, just watch
Gold all in my chain
Gold all in my ring
Gold all in my watch
Don't believe me, just watch

[Verse:]
T Raww I don't Bleep with niggas
My money long, my temper midget
King gold chains I reinvented
This gold shit, you a gold fish nigga
Try me, four kings like free sale nigga
Sippin' out a cup like a toddler, nigga nigga
Who the Bleep want drama, pain,
Back at it like a chiropractor, mane
That that nigga rock a quarter mil in chains
Gat squirt at ya like Stacey Lane
Nigga nigga sunroof ya brain
Came out to drink but you can't even hang
Only came 'cause a nigga got paid
Sleep with them hoes, they gon' Bleep up your name
Pop the Zanny I'm stressin'
Pop the molly I'm flexin'
Dre Beats my beats bang, biker jeans, ball mane
She suck me off till I'm all drained
Kick her out, Liu king
Wide body need two lanes,
Got a 5-0-4 bitch that go to Tulane
Niggas think that I'm playin'
I ain't sayin' this shit to be slayin' a nigga
Make your bed, lay in it, fucker
Born sinner, make a nigga die for his dinner
Eyes of a tiger, stone killer, cold blooded winner
Fuckin' beast, goin' HAM, gotta eat
Thanksgiving, don't thank me,
Cause that ain't beef, y'all niggas sweet,
Money leech, money launderin'
Private jet, I don't fly economy
Man I make it rain while you niggas try to maintain
All my niggas Bleep, shout out Honey Cocaine
Last kings, YMCMB bitch
187, stay on some G shit
Damn!! Which kind lyrics be thishuh Sounds like lyrics from multiple of eons ago
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Music/Radio › Re: Lyrics of Nigerian and Foreign Songs Compared by Burger01(m): 3:30pm On Jul 23, 2013
Abeg OP, forget grammy. Na grammy the boiz go chop. Grammy or no grammy these naija musicians swim in millas you could ever imagined. wetin concern me with eyinbo lyricshuh Naija local lyrics do the magic for me..

Try this Olamide's lyric!!

Intro:

Charle, you fit say I make a fool o
I no send, I no send
Charle you fit say I make a fool o
I no send, I no send
First of all
Introduction, ah Introduction
First of all introduction
Okay, ah edonu

Verse 1:

First of all
introduction,
Na me wey sing Eni Duro and Omo to Shan
In other news
I’m in love with My boo,
and I no dey place another one above
Gbagbe oshi, shey mo jo omo Ghana?
Oni mo dabi eni ti o ti fa gbana
Shey mo jo KK Fosu?
Mofo, gbagbe, abi o nsu?
Na we dey control the whole arena
Either we dey for Nigeria or Ghana
***even if we dey for Yankee, Espano or for Queensland grin
In other news, I’m a bad man
Wey dey intimidate Superman and Batman
When other boys dem they wear one shirt
Different shoes
Not me!
kilo fe f’oshe?
(do I look like Awilo Longomba?
Are you a learner?)

Chorus:

First of all
Go down low, Go down low
First of all
Go down low, Go down low
Ma s’iwa wu
Go down low, go down low
Gbagbe oshi
Go down low, go down low

Verse 2:
In short o le pe mi ni M.I
Oga gan fun e afi bi ti Waje
Ex boyfriend e, left eye
So fun ko ye ranju momi biti Ogbanje
They don’t know from the place we dey come
We dey kill every show like sey we dey with a gun
You don’t know the thing
I go show you the thing
But before I show you
(Go down low)
I say you loving the thing
Wanna touching the thing
Make all them other girls

(Go down low)
Won fe ta catapult
Fun eye to wa lori Twitter
Shey emi wa jo omo ase with a filter
I be like Fally Pupa for your eyes
(Are you a learner?)

Chorus:
First of all
Go down low, Go down low
First of all
Go down low, Go down low
Ma s’iwa wu
Go down low, go down low
Gbagbe oshi
Go down low, go down low

Verse 3:
Okay,
They say I razz, coz I come from the street
But one man poison na another man meat
Charle, let me catch my breathe
Give bad man a break talk about the fresh
I see for your eyes you want the Gucci bag
All the Jimmy Choo, you want to kuku buy
And I no dey sey make you no dey like them but
(Go down low)
Before we go buy them
It’s okay, you wan dey carry your shoulder
I go dey by your side, call me your soldier
Oo gbo Yoruba, Oo tun gbo Hausa
Oo gbo mama sey, oo tun gbo mama kusa
I’m tired man,
This story don dey long
Make we fry am mhen
I’m tired mhen
Oh my Gois!
Am I mad?!

Chorus:
First of all
Go down low, Go down low
First of all
Go down low, Go down low
Ma s’iwa wu
Go down low, go down low
Gbagbe oshi
Go down low, go down low

Outro
Phils, the Mr Producer
Bring the beat back for God’s sake
Thank you sir!
Oya stop! I don tire mhen
I dey play, I dey play, I dey play
Bring am back, I wan enjoy am

Hello baby
It’s Ola baby!
Olamide is here noni
Hehehe
My God



@OP, abeg.. gbagbe oshi

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Politics › Re: Photo Of The Accident That Killed Patience Jonathan's Mum by Burger01(m): 3:26pm On Jul 23, 2013
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Entertainment › Re: Photo Of The Day: The "Holy Hug" by Burger01(m): 3:21pm On Jul 23, 2013
Na like this dem they hughuh Why were they hugging like they were 'disabled'huh

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Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Francis To Forgive Twitter Followers' Sins Online by Burger01(m): 2:36pm On Jul 23, 2013
Pope, abeg i have a confession.. Em em angry Ok, i did something terrible of recent cry Em em I em hmmm.. I need forgivenes please confess me huh

WTF!!

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Celebrities › Re: Pictures Barred At Lagbaja's Daughter's Wedding by Burger01(m): 2:32pm On Jul 23, 2013
dridowu: HML, one day i 2 will say " I do "
DrIdowu, that day is near, so get prepared! Happy Married Life in advance..

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Foreign Affairs › Re: 12-yr-old Boy With Growth Tail Hailed As god In India by Burger01(m): 2:29pm On Jul 23, 2013
Maybe he wanted to come as a dog. All kinds of shaiits happen in India. Na them dey beat Super Eagles 99-0.. grin
Nairaland General › Re: Recent Pictures Of Accident Along Ibadan-lagos Expressway by Burger01(m): 2:27pm On Jul 23, 2013
O'boy, did you have to hide inside the bush to take the pics? Oh, my bad. You took the pics from the other side of the express, innithuh

RIP to the dead victims and quick recovery the injured.

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Sports › Re: Finidi George Is Mallorca’s Youth Coach by Burger01(m): 2:24pm On Jul 23, 2013
Finidi, a nice guy. Good for you man.

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Sports › Re: Pius Oleh Is Dead - (Ex-Super Eagle's Player) by Burger01(m): 2:23pm On Jul 23, 2013
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Politics › Re: A Trailer Tanker Exploded At Ajah Round About This Morning. by Burger01(m): 10:50am On Jul 23, 2013
kcjazz: Traffic was gangster but truth be told you turned at the wrong place causing more traffic. That doesn't deserve a slap from anyone but you became a tool for them to make money turning at the wrong place same with one way people.

Politics › Re: A Trailer Tanker Exploded At Ajah Round About This Morning. by Burger01(m): 10:48am On Jul 23, 2013
Linoversace: Report to the police say wetin happen?
Say one LastMan bast.ard slapped her hubby nau.

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Politics › Re: A Trailer Tanker Exploded At Ajah Round About This Morning. by Burger01(m): 10:47am On Jul 23, 2013
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Politics › Re: PHCN No Service No Pay Poster by Burger01(m): 10:44am On Jul 23, 2013
Which kinda places were thosehuh Are those places in Lagos or Abakalikihuh

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Politics › Re: 18 Feared Killed In Edo Auto Crash. by Burger01(m): 10:42am On Jul 23, 2013
toskut: This guy is dumb. What has Jonathan got to do with this?
Don't waste your MB on dumb post. Such post is better left ignored.

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Politics › Re: Nigeria To Devalue Naira As External Reserves Dwindle by Burger01(m): 10:08am On Jul 23, 2013
Iyanyahuh
Car Talk › Re: Post Pictures Of Your Vehicles Mpg(miles Per Gallon) by Burger01(m): 3:34pm On Jul 22, 2013
Oga Sienna shocked shocked shocked Your Audi na die.. **Faints**
Car Talk › Re: Car Talk Chat Room by Burger01(m): 3:31pm On Jul 22, 2013
dubem3: grin grin grin

Ikenna onye enye'm aka umu agadi nwayi
tongue tongue tongue
Say wetinhuh

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Car Talk › Re: t-die's 2002 Audi A4 B6 (3.0 V6) Quattro Sedan Restoration Project. by Burger01(m): 3:27pm On Jul 22, 2013
Oga, please start part II jare abeg.

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Car Talk › Re: Camry 99 Thermostat Removal by Burger01(m): 3:13pm On Jul 22, 2013
Siena:
For the umpteenth time, Thermostats are there for a reason! It's meant for all regions, from Temperate to Tropical. Nevada, Texas, Arizona in the US are hotter than Nigeria, their cars have thermostats. Dubai, Saudi Arabia are hotter than Nigeria, their cars have thermostats. Parts of Australia are hotter than Nigeria, their cars have thermostats.

Cars built in Nigeria also have thermostats. Why do you think they're there, to look pretty, or to serve a purpose?
Oga Sienna, believe me, i could never believe i post what i posted about removing the thermostat of a car. That was then. Now, i know better. It's never advisable to remove the thermostat of any vehicle. OP please ignore my post. That was a post out of ignorance.

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Culture › Re: Nigerian Girl Traditionally Weds British Lover In Her Village (photos) by Burger01(m): 2:30pm On Jul 22, 2013
This is nice.. very very nice. It promotes naija culture to the western world. Goodluck Kelechi and may God bless your union with eyinbo. Some white babes looked better and sexier in that rapper thing. Very nice.

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Politics › Re: Police Rescue Kidnapped Briton In Lagos by Burger01(m): 2:21pm On Jul 22, 2013
iamswizz: sauce please?
Maggi cube, Ajinamoto, Tomato ketchup..and that 'sauce' wey mummy put for kitchen. Sauce ko saucer ni..

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Celebrities › Re: Miss Nigeria 2013 Or MBGN 2013 : Who Is Your Beauty Pick? by Burger01(m): 2:18pm On Jul 22, 2013
I thought they concluded the 2013 MBGN. Are we having 2014 MBGN on Nairalandhuh Find something better doing sore losers..

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Celebrities › Re: Iyanya Sounds Pained - Tonto Dikeh by Burger01(m): 2:15pm On Jul 22, 2013
pro01: Low-budget Nicki Minaj.
OUCH!!!!

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Politics › Re: Soyinka On Patience Jonathan & Link With Amaechi by Burger01(m): 2:10pm On Jul 22, 2013
Dee60: It has always been difficult to interpret Soyinka. Well, Nigerians are always asking leaders to stand up for the truth, and when they see a few standing up, they lash at them! I will never support abuses, I am just praying that Nigeria would be better after all these!

I was once on a 50 minute flight that ended up taking 150 minutes because of so called 'VIP' movement. There was rain and thundestorm all over that day, but the 'VIP' would not care. Today, Lagosians have learnt to stay at home and not venture to go out to do business whenever Dame Patience visits Lagos! Fashola once asked Dame to apologize to Lagosians for the horror that Lagosians faced when she came to say hello to her friends in Lagos. Rather than apologize, they barked at Fashola for daring to speak to 'her her excellency', 'her eminence'!

Hippo is a metaphor indeed for backward thinking and 'fossil' behaviour. Nigeria is a nation not an empire. Empires were ruled by people with hippo behavour, but in a nation we need civility in leadership. We must change. Our leaders must change. This is 2013. That you are the wife of an elected president does not make you an empress! let us all learn civility, and indeed we should not abuse or beat anyone.

Bipi went to Abuja to say he is 'speaker'. Is that not a hippo behavoiur? Chanting war and occultic songs in the house, is that not a hippo behaviour? Carving a fake mace, and using it to hold illegal house session, all with the backing of 'Abuja', is that not a hippo behaviour? Could the 'hippo' have acted in that manner without the support and backing of the 'sheppo'?
Now, that's what I call a logical, reasonable and well constructed post.

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