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[quote author=ShyM-X]What's poppin', bro?

Are you Ijebu as well? - if you're, eweso to you lool.

Mofos don't know you don't get into war of words with Ijebu's, else you'll be verbally ra.ped with no vaseline and mentally fvcked thus inducing permanent low self-esteem on your person for the rest of your life lool.

Shepopotamus is the new word - I've been texting that ish to everyone since morning - bwahahahaha
Mandem are going nuts![/quote]
Ewesoo omo alare.. lol. Take it easy on this 'Shepopotamus' new word bro. I don't even know how to pronounce and sound that word. Where did your uncle Soyinka get that from for crying out loud Shy!!!

O'boi, this Tonto Dikeh looks like a winch. Where did she spring from abeg It's really a good idea to 'dust off' this Tonto thing. How do we 'dust off' this winch from Nairaland for good

That's logical enough.

[quote author=ShyM-X]Lmao @ shepopotamus!!!

I absolutely love this man - he's staying true to his Ijebu roots.

We don't take shyte from no one and we gatt acidic mouths for days, yo.

Hale Wole Soyinka!! [/quote]

Howdy bro? Trust you're doing good.

Men! This is serious.

Uncle Wole, just ignore this 'madam Shepopotamus'. You can't definitely descend so low engaging 'madam Shepopotamus' in grammatical tantrums.

Abeg uncle, bone her side Jare. Don't let her tarnish your image sir.

This Amaechi self!

donem: Very Honest Electrician

Nope. Not really honest. The guy was intimidated by the presence of the security chap and so he ratted out the electrician for fear of being arrested and accused unjustly. Well, he got a reward of 1m on a day he never expected such an amount of money..

Ain't no such thing like 'honest Nigerian' abeg.

A man turned you to a 'punching bag' and you still call him 'your husband'! Women!! Smh.

Which kaiin competition is this? One should naturally know that too much consumption of alcohol beyond the body tolerance level would ultimately result to death via Cardiac arrest. I have witnessed this. Please drink wisely.. Competition or no competition.

Hmm! Some bad big boiz are trying to raze the account book by fire by thunder. I see o Ogbonna and Kolapo.

This man is a psycho.. Yuck! Yeye senator.

Senseless daughter of a senseless dictator. None in your clan could ever measure up to my uncle Soyinka.. Idiota.

Count the money well to really ascertain the correct amount. I nor trust police for naija. OK, that was very good of the officer. Goood job.

@Op, your daughters take after you while your son resemble him papa. Omo t'ekun ba bi ekun lo ma jo. (Spare my yoruba abeg)

supaeagles: @OP Lovely pix, thanks for sharing

The s3xual tension between @deshclones and @texas-cowgirl is quite discernible

@deshclones: my guy, abeg T-cowgirl is not as you describe oh - take am easy .....

tpacalipse: I think he is one of them.

He is already sweating like pepper soup goat wey dey look death for eyes.

Nice pix, nice husband&wife and nice children... Nice family.

God bless your family OP. Teach your children the way to go so when they grow up they would not depart from such ways.

amiskurie: na from back yuzedo dey ping ur blackberry....hmmm!

Na wa o..

Huh! Thanks to his Allah. We are waiting to hear about his pregnancy in prison... and please just find a way to knock out the remaining teeth for maximum effect.

Ha Ha!! Wish MOD dey hide posts like this Na plantain

Oh, I see.. Sorry my brother. Continue to hide the 'hidables'

Kunberg: Operatives of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency, NDLEA, Thursday, arrested two suspected drug traffickers for illegal importation of 2.615 kilogrammes of cocaine concealed inside ceramics meant for interior decoration as well as buttons from Brazil at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport, MMIA, Lagos.

The suspects, Mr. Ogbonna Chukwuemeka, 38, and Mr. Otum Godgive Osondu, 45, were arrested when officers of the anti-narcotics agency discovered the cocaine after breaking the ceramic ornaments imported by the suspects and subsequently arrested them.

The suspects, however, stressed that they got involved in the illegal importation of hard drugs because they were offered huge sum of money that they could not resist.

Speaking on the arrest, NDLEA Airport Commander, Hamza Umar said the suspects concealed the cocaine in their luggage on their way from Brazil.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/07/ndlea-arrests-2-with-2-615kg-cocaine-in-ceramics-buttons-at-mmia/#sthash.ZFjs3Pxr.dpuf

Oh!! Okay. I see. I dey hail you my brothers. He nor dey tire you ni

chidindufrank: What the youths did is evil and should be condemned. Why would they protest by beating up their leaders? It is not bad to carry out a peaceful demonstration in order to be heard,but when you add violence to it, it becomes an abominable act. Anybody calling for this kind of movement is not helping matters. Allow your vote to speak for you that's the sharpest political weapon on earth. If you must protest,do it without given anybody a bodily harm

O'boy, you no dey naija ba

They want to kill you, Amaechi!.. Sue them. Crappy talk.

Okiki_Oluwa! Hanhan! Yuzedo snatched your babe ni? Eaaazzy abeg.

@Yuzedo... You dey craze..

O'boi, now I gat to check toilets well before I have a go at it. Snake! Damn. That's the beginning of fear for me.

We can still beat counterfeit with proper machinery in place without redesigning the Naira. How many times could this very Sanusi say Britain redesigned her currency.. Just looking for ways to leave unwanted footprint and yet steal loads of money in the process. Please leave the naira alone and lets have a breather.

@Chronique... thanks man

ACM10: Who told u that HIV is the world most dreaded disease? Your ignorance knows no bound. What about cancer? What about multi-drug resistant TB?

Don't mind the dunce.

God!!! Soyinka has entered 'one-chance'