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lol

is this true?
if a woman doesnt love you, she doesnt love your money?
and if she loves you she loves your money?
i wan know.
women only.

when dis boy go recover?

you meet this rich guy and he proposes to you only for you to smell a terrible odour coming through his mouth, nostrils and ears. will u accept him?

i was using nairaland last night and i dont know what i pressed, or touched, and all icons became small. very small and i cant see even a word again. what do i do?
i use the mozilla firefox. please how do i enlarge the words on nl.
help me now

so how about if a company gave you this offer? break up with partner and win that.
will you do it?
why?

she called me after two years of break up and arranged for us to meet.
she asked me to be calling he r afterwards.
i later sent her text mesage that i still love her.
she called me back and told me NO, she was married.
but went on to ask me why i love her?
and why i had not told her long ago.
she however told me to call me back.
i called her, she said she was at church and will call me after church.
i text her again and wrote i still love her.
she immediately called me back, but i didnt answer the call.
some 10 minutes later, i called and she didnt answer.
i called her 5 times then she picked.
she was angry and asked why i was disturbinng her with calls, she warned me not to txt her again and hanged up.
ever since she has not called me again.
why was she so angry all of a sudden?
can i call her again?
can she love me again?

Ogbodavies: @op,check maza maza lastma office

sure?

Valiantvaliant: BUSHY-ANUS

VALIANTVALIANT

i wish my sweerie prettiEbony a mary christmas and a joseph new year

skales: King of jokes section u are Bushy Anus

Nothing do u my King

NPJC don reach Holywood

No lele

Joke of the week 

thank you jare skales baba, how far

i broke up with this chick 5 years.
But she called me on the phone last week and said she wanted to see me.
she called me repeatedly afterwards asking how i was doing and all that.
She said she had a gift for me.
But for six days now, i have not heard from her again.
she hasnt even called me.
should i call her?
what is she up to?

[quote author=Xymc...]Is it now a crime to be a celebrity? ,you no wan see us for 2013,u wan mek we die?? *joins Bunmi in the action*[/quote]for ya mind

i prefer 290 years

i hav a tall list.
let me see.

ebamma-that one wey hin head mek like akarra na only rubbish he dey yarn

toygod-another useless braza

larride-the least said about this pig the better

xymc-empty barrel

bigvagina-shameless being

booqee-i wonder if she get guy

bingbagbo-a true animal

el guapo- silly cocoon

lagusta-that boy neve r post joke before
onyeasi nkor-na blood pressure o

ben 10-madmod

bunmiogun-another foolish boy

sutoboy-that ape of a man

efemen?- nonsense

Dani-bitchh

my ex has been calling me and wanna meet me.
is it enough reason or sign that she still loves me?
help your lil broda oo.

to be frank none comes close to the 'bush pig'

dustbin gbagbo

larride: I wanna meet prettyebony

My question: will you marry me?

and the answer will obviously be

NO!!.

personally i hate it.

it makes divorce too difficult.

it is unchristian, unmuslim and unafrican

give me liquor

[quote author=~vicky~]i wonder o[/quote]you sef too talk

She sponsors my radio show and is owing me for about two months.
Anytime i go to her, she hardly talks about money.
All she talks about is wether i am married, she tells me about her boyfriend, degrades her boyfriend before, and occassionally addresses me as her husband.
what do you think?

Imanuelle: Kip taking banana, tiLl u yo.
Den afta dat, hang yasef!

foolish talk

every woman is a gossip, why??

nice one

tonia2000: Lmao @all.Afi Bushy Anus naa,lol.

what do you mean

sHe died earlier today through a car crash.
The teacher who was driving home lost control of her steering and hit a metal pillar.
She was however rushed to the hospital but gave up the ghost soon.
Asamoah Gyan is the new captain of the black stars of Ghana.

source: http://www.goal.com/en-gh/news/4389/ghana/2012/11/06/3507419/breaking-news-black-stars-captain-asamoah-gyans-mother-dies




do you remember this?. .. . https://www.nairaland.com/1086272/breakin-news-ghanas-asamoah-gyan