i prefer 290 years

i hav a tall list.
let me see.

ebamma-that one wey hin head mek like akarra na only rubbish he dey yarn

toygod-another useless braza

larride-the least said about this pig the better

xymc-empty barrel

bigvagina-shameless being

booqee-i wonder if she get guy

bingbagbo-a true animal

el guapo- silly cocoon

lagusta-that boy neve r post joke before
onyeasi nkor-na blood pressure o

ben 10-madmod

bunmiogun-another foolish boy

sutoboy-that ape of a man

efemen?- nonsense

Dani-bitchh

my ex has been calling me and wanna meet me.
is it enough reason or sign that she still loves me?
help your lil broda oo.

to be frank none comes close to the 'bush pig'

dustbin gbagbo

larride: I wanna meet prettyebony

My question: will you marry me?

and the answer will obviously be

NO!!.

personally i hate it.

it makes divorce too difficult.

it is unchristian, unmuslim and unafrican

give me liquor

~vicky~:


i wonder o

you sef too talk

She sponsors my radio show and is owing me for about two months.
Anytime i go to her, she hardly talks about money.
All she talks about is wether i am married, she tells me about her boyfriend, degrades her boyfriend before, and occassionally addresses me as her husband.
what do you think?

Imanuelle: Kip taking banana, tiLl u yo.
Den afta dat, hang yasef!

foolish talk

every woman is a gossip, why??

nice one

tonia2000: Lmao @all.Afi Bushy Anus naa,lol.

what do you mean

sHe died earlier today through a car crash.
The teacher who was driving home lost control of her steering and hit a metal pillar.
She was however rushed to the hospital but gave up the ghost soon.
Asamoah Gyan is the new captain of the black stars of Ghana.

source: http://www.goal.com/en-gh/news/4389/ghana/2012/11/06/3507419/breaking-news-black-stars-captain-asamoah-gyans-mother-dies




do you remember this?. .. . https://www.nairaland.com/1086272/breakin-news-ghanas-asamoah-gyan

Laitesmart:
Wetin wan start? U wan chop and run abi?*beckons to bin gbagbo* This bar get police?

*lands a hot slap on his bushy forehead*

Yield: 2012 NBA Top Draft Pick, Anthony Davis (New Orleans Hornets).

bright007: where is d joke

search thru your bushy anus olodo!!

Lordave: Am I stupid? I won't let my career end miserably.

eh?

bin gbagbo: i dont lock my door

xynerise: The only solution to a bushy anus is to shave properly

chronique: Sit down by her corpse,stay naked(if you guys were gettin intimate while it happened),pick ur phone,call d police & her family & wait for them to come & meet you there...

engrfcuksmtin: like this one

falls from tomato tree

please hurry and advise me, abeg do quick.
I am in a soup right now
i dont want to go to jail

i am hungry

no woman has accepted my proposal since 2007!
what is wrong?
i am working, handsome and caring.
why??

Truckpusher: i tot i was drunk,but when i consider your level of drunkenness,mine becomes a child's play....meanwhile can i take u home tonite...i live under the bridge in ikorodu ....*pees before her and sampling my pipe to let her know that i'm not circumcised*...

no wonder.

abeg BG play me one of tonto decay's singles.

this proposal goes to the poster below me.
you are the orange of my heart.my cocodyrock, fantadiallo and dearie.
will u marry me?

Valiantvaliant: How dare you question the refree, besides where are your other players you can't play alone, produce them before half time or you will have to forfeit

*shows valiant red card *

Valiantvaliant: your own hit the bar and went outside, it's still 1-0, game onnn

but why

gets the ball, strikes and its a goal, i don score own goal again 1-1 now

bin, give me a bottle of fried rice with fowl and 3 plates of beer, before it starts

goal, i don score own goal. 1-1