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how many ids you get?
me na only this won o,
i don hear say some peepz hia get meny-meny ids.
confezz 2day! 2 seun

bin you are crazy lol

muslims, answer me now.

He who fights & runs away , Na fear catch am.

2. Pikin wey no sabi em mama boyfriend, Dey call am brother.

3. A rolling stone no just dey roll, Na person push am.

4. He who lives in a glass house, Na im pepe rest.

5. A stitch intime, dey prevent further tear tear.

6. Birds of d same feather, na d same mama born dem.

7. One good turn, na correct power steering be that.

8. A bird in hand, wetin e wan be again if no be barbeque.

9. Half bread, is better than buns or puff puff.

10. D journey of a thousand miles, Ol’ boy e beta make u carry your car go enter aeroplane.

11. The patient dog, Na hunger go kill am.

12. All work & no play, Na Banker be dat.

13. He who laughs last, na mumu, y im no catch d joke d 1st time & laugh when others dey laff!!

a man travelled from jerusalem to jericho, who am i?

help quick!!!

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how is projan faring?

most women seem to shun my company because they claim i am too short.
Now women, how do you rate the height of a man?
is it a real determiner in your assessment of a man?

worried boy

yes

am a soldier https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-874130.0.html

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Allah beless you donkollo

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make you sef sharrap!

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

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imbesile!

i must score this chance o

The soldier serving overseas, far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.

He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them back with a note saying, "Regret cannot remember which one is you -- please keep your photo and return the others."

that awkward moment when i shave my nyaansh

advize moi now

I AM A VIRGIN?

yesternight church was d bomb but i couldn't
help but notice dis old mama sitting in d front
row,,,,,,,,,,,while d pastor was pouring out
blessings for us,,,,he shouted i command you
all to recieve divine health,,,,,,booom d
woman fell down,,,,,,,,,,after sum tym d pastor
commanded prosperity on the congregation
again na only the woman receive am fall
again,,,, next him shout academic excellence ,i
no believe my eyes wen the woman fall
again,,,,,,as if dat one never do,,,,,as pastor
shout there is an impotent man here i
command you to recieve instant healing to ur
organ,,,,,,,,,,,,na only the mama recieve
am,,,,,,,,,lols even pastor vex

SMH

mchew!!

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yes oooooo

@ bin, give me the treasurer now

Boss says to secretary: For a week, we
will go abroad, so make arrangements.
Secretary makes a call 2 her Husband:
For a week my boss and I will be going
abroad, so look after yourself.
, Husband makes call to secret lover: My
wife is going abroad for a week, so let's
spend the week together.
Secret lover makes a call to a little boy
whom she is giving private lessons: I
have to work for a week, so you need
not come for class
Little boy makes call to his grandfather:
Grandpa, for a week, I don't have
classes 'coz my teacher is busy. Let's
spend the week together.
Grandpa ( d boss ) makes a call to his
Secretary: This week I am spending
time with my grandson. We can't attend
the meeting any longer.
Secretary makes a call to her husband:
My boss has some personal matters to
attend to, so our trip is cancelled.
Husband makes a call to secret lover:
We cannot spend this week together;
my wife has cancelled her trip.
Secret lover makes a call to little boy
whom she is giving private lessons:
This week we will have classes as usual.
Little boy makes a call to his
grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said
this week I have to attend class. Sorry I
can't keep you company.
Grandpa makes a call to his secretary:
;DDon't worry, this week we will attend
that meeting, so make arrangements.
Question - WHO CONTROLS THIS
CHAIN

yes!!!

i am not harmful

Dani went with some talking monkeys into the bush and pull off his cloth,Unclad and started bathing. So the animals started making jest of him! Then he asked what's funny
They all replied in unision "Ur tail is in the front"