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gree-die:
Where is the joke?

M M M: Op

Then tell her 2 find marriage material 4 u

Or

Buy 1 marriage material in d market.

bashy_demy: @OP what am i doing here? you dey craze?

CrazyMan: You de craze

toygod2: U claimed to be enlightened,but u are darkened......where is the fucking joke?

PretiEbony: I don't wanna meet anybody

bashy_demy: ^^ If that really confuse you then you are not smart at all

Flashaldrin: lwkmd!!! See who is talking

190: Rotflmfaooooooooooooooooooo

So anus u mean ur teeth я Golden brown
Meanin dey cud be sold and mistaken for gold,silver
That's gud business
Please hw can I see u and pls come with a plier so I can
Ppull those teeth and sell off in dubai

4reigningqueen: B Elow Are Four (4) Questions And A Bonus
Question. You Have To Answer Them
Instantly. You Can't Take Your Time,
Answer All Of Them Immediately . OK?
Let's Find Out Just How Clever You Really
Are....
Ready? GO!!!
First Question:
You Are Partinipating In A Race. You
Overtake The Second Person. What
Position Are You In ?
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Answer: If You Answered That You Are
First, Then You Are Absolutely Wrong! If
You Overtake The Second Person, You
Take His Place, So You Are Second!
Try Not To Screw Up Next Time.
Now Answer The Second Question, But
Don't Take As Much Time As You Took For
The First One, OK ?
Second Question:
If You Overtake The Last Person, Then You
Are...?
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Answer: If You Answered That You Are
Second To Last, Then You Are Wrong
Again. Tell Me, How Can You Overtake The
LAST Person ?
You're Not Very Good At This, Are You ?
Third Question:
Very Tricky Arithmetic ! Note: This Must Be
Done In Your Head Only .
Do NOT Use Paper And Pencil Or A
Calculator. Try It.
Take 1000 And Add 40 To It. Now Add
Another 1000. Now Add 30 .
Add Another 1000. Now Add 20. Now Add
Another 1000.
Now Add 10. What Is The Total ?
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Did You Get 5000 ?
The Correct Answer Is Actually 4100.
If You Don't Believe It, Check It With A
Calculator !
Today Is Definitely Not Your Day, Is It ?
Maybe You'll Get The Last Question
Right.... ...Maybe.....
Fourth Question:
Mary's Father Has Five Daughters: 1.
Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What Is
The Name Of The Fifth Daughter ?
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Did You Answer Nunu?
NO ! Of Course It Isn't. Her Name Is Mary.
Read The Question Again !
Okay, Now The Bonus Round:
A Mute Person Goes Into A Shop And
Wants To Buy A Toothbrush. By Imitating
The Action Of Brushing His Teeth He
Successfully Expresses Himself To The
Shopkeeper And The Purchase Is Done.
Next, A Blind Man Comes Into The Shop
Who Wants To Buy A Pair Of Sunglasses;
How Does HE Indicate What He Wants ?
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He Just Has To Open His Mouth And Ask...
It's Really Very Simple.... Like You !
PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART
PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE !