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low!

Hey barman, can you give me one clean shave under?

GBAGBO! weytin dey scratch your brain?
watchout oooo

michael has a long beard so i quickly shave it off!

barman, i need a clean shave in my nyaansh!

op, seriously you need a shave under your nyaansh

the razor cut my nyaansh.
blood ooze plenty and i collapse

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

mod, do you know lotta peeps no dey respect me for hia? hmm! i go strike ooo!!

number 17,












opposite

i always advise her abt that but she no dey hear 1 word.
what suld i do?


worried boy

op, na big lie
as i dey hia, i be 6'7 an d babes nor dey fit resist me oooo!

;Dchei!

crap joke!

Goldieluks:
Thank fucck!

wont you go to sleep? or you nor get room?

I don shave my nyaansh!!

I don shave my nyaansh!

I DON USE 6 RAZOR BLADES NOW, DEM ALL BRAKE!!!


worried boy!

GBAGBOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!














YOU CRAZE!!!!!!

Talking:
Here are a few answers for some MUMU QUESTIONS.

Answers for silly questions:
1. Some1 cals u at 2 a.m in the night nd ask u "are u sleeping?"
Ans :no,I'm picking beans,
, ,
2. When its raining and som1 notices u going out yet they ask,are u going out in this rain?? ,
Ans: no in the next one

3. You're making out with your girlfriend then u start pulling her pants den she asks; what are u trying to do??
Ans: I want to wash them 4 u

4 They see u coming out of the bathroom, wet; did u just have a bath?
Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl.

5. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going 2ur office,yet they ask, r u going up??
Ans: no, I'm waiting for my office to come down and get me!

6. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and u still ask him, are those flowers?
Ans: no baby, they're carrots!

7. You're in the toilet nd u locked the door,som1 knocks on the door asking; is any1 there?
Ans: No! na poo lock the door, mtscheew!!

8. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a frnd sees u and asks; what are you doing here?
Ans: I'm here to pay my school fees!, Mumu

9. When pple see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; are you sleeping??
Ans:No!I'm practising to die!! MUMU QUESTIONS, MTSCHEWWW,

If u have some more, don't hesitate to put them up here. Cheers!

* slaps op *

As krazemas dey com, e make i remember 3 wise men dem dey for BIBLE inside.which posters na dem go be the 3 wisemen for hia?
Maybe, BUSHY-ANUS, DANI1LUV AND . . . .

ode remo leading so far

ok, i comment for you.

Onyeasi:
There was a married couple sleeping and a
psycho killer entered into their house.
The killer put a knife to the neck of the
woman and said, “I like to know the names
of my victims before I kill them, what is your
name?”
”My name is Elizabeth,” the woman replied.
The killer said, “You remind me of my mother
who was also named Elizabeth, so I can’t kill
you.”
The killer then turned to the husband and
asked, “What is your name?”
“My name’s Phillip, but my friends call me
Elizabeth too, ”
laffº°˚ ˚°º≈wanº°˚ ˚°º≈tearº°˚ ˚°º≈myº°˚ ˚
°º≈belleº°˚ ˚°º, ,

More still coming!!!!!

chineke! more of this? *falls from water melon tree*

jackpot:
can you imagine? She's claiming levels wey she no get sef.

I've never seen anybody as irritating, jealous and childish as her.

Because her thread no dey move, she began calling every person "darling, come i can give it to you", "come and press my balloons." ROTFLMAO!!!

person open thread, as Idowu-obo jealous come reach she attacked mikuz's and opened her own. Is she competing for attention or what? Why can't she tolerate people?

Her jealousy is making people to get pissed at her.

I'm the Voice of the Voiceless and I'll keep representing.

YOU THIS JACPOT WEYTIN THE WIND YA HEAD? mcheew!