sonssyo:


In summary, you are looking for sugar mummy 🤣🤣🤣
Go and hussle Mr man

He is NOT looking for a sugar mummy, he is looking for his real mummy.

She should just look for Clay.

AT ALL AT ALL NAIM BAD...........

You see one thing i hate most in my life na INGRATITUDE........

No matter how small someone tries to help you, try show appreciation, my people say PERSON WEY SAY THANK YOU TODAY FIT SEE ANOTHER ONE COLLECT TOMOROW .......

One simp for the other thread say he send hin LOVE 20k, she still thrash the effort. cant blame him

Personally if i send you money, i dont expect any thank you tho, na you know as e dey do you for body.....

Na if i will ever send you another one be the main koko.

Even God almighty hates ingrates.....you wake up hale and healthy begin dey cap nonsense.

....go motuary go see ya mates wey liedown....

Lastly avoid toxic and entitled people....e get WHY

please if you know any RELIABLE bricklayer specifically at Atan Ota (close to the Police Station), kindly mention me with his number. His services is needed. he must be residing in Atan. thanks.

I saw a recent post about a lady that had her car crashed by a mechanic.

So on this day, i wanted to go chill somewhere make i relax my brain from naija wahala. Like every other young couple
i gas look for confirm excuse to comot house else my wife no go gree. She had already hinted that i should not go out that day,

So in a bid to hatch my already planned paroles, i told her i wanted to barb my hair. Hair wey no dey gree grow...Lol grin

I had recently just bought my Honda babyboy after managing to secure a 12 month LAPO loan to add to pay up for the toks car.....
Still remember my plate number like tmrw, drove to the next major street, called up a few of my homeboys and decided to kukuma cut my hair so i fit get alibi abi evidence at least when i get back at midnight after shayo and skele.

I saw a car wash just few meters from the Barbing Saloon and decided to let the guys do their thing make the car sef baff after many days of lagos waka. hmmmm.... i enter car wash, drop key and strolled to the barbing salon abut 6 buildings along the same road.

After barber don bend left, bend right and center he finish my gorimapa hair........I came out and started strolling towrads the car wash......

WETIN I SEE BE LIKE FILM.........

A crowd had gathered ahead, people screaming, confusion everywhere......just by the car wash....wetin happen.
With my mind racing, i started jogging abi running towards the place. By the time i reached there, what i saw almost traumatized me.
Half of my newly bought Honda baby boy was inside the wall directly opposite the car wash. Serious crash.

The car wash boy that didnt know the difference between accelerator and brake had apparently tried to re-park abi relocate the car.

To cut the long story short, he missed killing a 5 month year old baby by whiskers. I was the one begging/stopping the people beating him.

My parole spoilt......no where to go again.

Never leave your car keys for cash wash people

I saw a recent post about a lady that had her car crashed by a mechanic and i remembered this post that i the mods refused to post on frontpage.

So on this day, i wanted to go chill somewhere make i relax my brain from naija wahala. Like every other young couple
i gas look for confirm excuse to comot house else my wife no go gree.

So in a bid to hatch my already planned paroles, i told her i wanted to barb my hair. Hair wey no dey gree grow...Lol

I had recently just bought my Honda babyboy after managing to secure a 12 month LAPO loan to add to pay up for the toks car.....
Still remember my plate number like tmrw, drove to the next major street, called up a few of my homeboys and decided to kukuma cut my hair so i fit get alibi abi evidence at least when i get back at midnight after shayo and skele.

I saw a car wash just few meters from the Barbing Saloon and decided to let the guys do their thing make the car sef baff after many days of lagos waka. hmmmm.... i enter car wash, drop key and strolled to the barbing salon abut 6 buildings along the same road.

After barber don bend left, bend right and center he finish my gorimapa hair........I came out and started strolling towrads the car wash......

WETIN I SEE BE LIKE FILM.........

A crowd had gathered ahead, people screaming, confusion everywhere......just by the car wash....wetin happen.
With my mind racing, i started jogging abi running towards the place. By the time i reached there, what i saw almost traumatized me.
Half of my newly bought Honda baby boy was inside the wall directly opposite the car wash. Serious crash.

The car wash boy that didnt know the difference between accelerator and brake had apparently tried to re-park abi relocate the car.

To cut the long story short, he missed killing a 5 month year old baby by whiskers. I was the one begging/stopping the people beating him.

My parole spoilt......no where to go again.

Never leave your car keys for cash wash people

I'm a guy and i honestly support this.

The one that baffles me is when seeing African ladies wearing wigs abroad.
Like WTF, how do you expect the people who you bought their hair to admire you.

TEAM NATURAL HAIR/AFRO/DREADS/DIDI/ALLBACK........ ANYDAY ANYTIME TWICE ON A THURSDAY

JASONjnr:
Me I don't really know what the problem is between Christians and Muslims.

I see Old testament as more of islamic book because lots of it's scriptures are related to islamic scriptures.

Like the story of Moses and Jonah. And many more. Also the old testament talked about going to your place of worship without your shoes and that's what Islam is practicing. It's also warn against women being in charge of any organisation. Even covering of a woman's head. Most Christian movies scripting the moses era would have women cover their heads completely. Islam uses hijab as well.


The only problem I see is Christians referring to Jesus as God.

Aside this, I don't really see any difference between these two religion.

While I'm not in any way religious, I obviously see you either can't analyse simple facts clearly or do not have a good knowledge of HISTORY.

Your position above is like you saying "your grandfather looks like you". How is that possible? If there is any resemblance it means that You look like your grandfather not vice versa.

Christianity predates Islam with over 600 years (six centuries). It therefore implies that Christianity can't look like Islam.

This means anything you see that looks like Christianity in Islam was brought in or let me say copied from Christianity.

Simply put the Bible was already existing centuries before the Qur'an.

People should take time to read/study/analyse facts before jumping to conclusions based on religious sentiments as most of these issues are what lead to extremism.

Take note and take care.

Haba mana

While i am obviously not in support of collection of bribes by the Police, this dismissal looks more like using a gun to kill an ant,

The principal officers of the NPF(ICPC,EFCC, DPOs) have committed worse crimes than these constabularies.

HE WHO COMES TO EQUITY MUST COME WITH CLEAN HANDS.

Whatever this man was thinking coming via a land border with plenty foreign notes on him.

He should just thank his stars that he's still alive.

First Rule In Naija..... NEVER LOOSEGUARD

I do not have issue kicking out his wife or girlfriend BUT I'm very displeased with kicking her out with a CRYING child.

Seeing that Child in trauma really upset me, imagine the risk on a busy road

No matter the issues you have with women, plus try not to bring little children into your drama.

Not good.

Arsenal to Win and Over 2.5

Guy make I tell you truth and nothing but the confirm TRUTH.

Buy the Toyota Camry.

You will always remember me for telling you the TRUTH.

Won't say more than that o

Better BOOKMARK this for places to avoid if you want to rent or buy a house in Lagos.

Na rainy season we dey know dem.

The young lad I was assisting at a very negligible fee will be using one hand to do selfie video to post on his status while driving.

After warning this boy after about 3 incidents, I had to let his sorry ass go.

You can't come and crash my Corolla Sport.

No time for bullsht.

Cute Papi...

Saw 2 children through a private university but the blind bat above me didn't see that in the write up.

Probably was a no nonsense strict dad but these daughters of eve won't let him rest.

I always tell people that out of the 24hrs in a day, use 23 to fear women. You can use the remaining 1hr to fear the devil.

The 3rd comic funny die when mama said "he's the only son I have" .......

Like seriously, were you not at their wedding?

When a demon is in a demonic environment, sleep can never elude him.

Demons of d same coven, flock together.

.....wife travelled for "a short 3 month training"

Hmmmm.

You will learn what you will learn, at the right time.😁

Stay safe.

jessylaurel:


This isn't a comedy show. So why should a clown be here

Who dey "act" comedy? Na bricklayers ABI?

Mumu girl like you.

Okay let me quickly chip this in.

Sometime ago I think around 2005 the government conducted a Post Enumeration Survey (PES). The aim was to check and verify the accuracy of an earlier Census that was conducted.

I was among the Ad Hoc staff posted to some riverine villages off Bonny Island in Rivers State.

We reach there, the people no reach 600 people but on paper they are over 85,000 people. I come start to the wonder which people them count during the initial Census.

I ask my supervisor, Oga wey the 85,000 pple for this community?

He just look me one kind, come shake head say make I no disturb am o.

Bottom line is CENSUS is highly politicized in Nigeria cos of resource allocation.

If it's not automated with biometrics like BVN, it will just be another waste of time and tax payers money.

Capish.

Where is Adekola Odunlade.

IgbosNIGHTMARE:

Pay your creditors nīgga!
Don't be an unrepentant debtor.
I hate debt and detest ungrateful debtors who refused to pay back as and when due, IRRESPECTIVE OF YOUR EXCUSES.

You obviously didn't get my point, all those Twitter rats typing crap and capping nonsense are owing pple too...

Who are all the loan sharks pursuing up and down

So what's the point?

Loans are meant to be repayed as at when due however the lender too should take precautions cos Nigerians are largely pretenders and ungrateful set of people even the so called well to do rich ones too.

IgbosNIGHTMARE:

I smell a chronic debtor...

I smell a hypocrite.....

All of you owing Palmpay, Fairmoney, etc. Are you not all Nigerians again?

SMH.

Funny...

All the people typing plenty stories and forming rich still dey owe.

Dangote dey owe.

Otedollar dey owe.

Nigeria sef dey owe.

The only thing I will NOT AGREE to is insulting your lender.

Lastly before you start CRYING.............
DON'T lend out what you CANNOT afford to loose.

This is the funniest thread 🤣🤣 i've seen in recent times.

I just can't imagine. 2022 Prado

ROTFLMAO.

poshestmina:
Do well to save enough for the rainy days .

Apt.

Coming from a lady I can see you already know what's up with the OP.


Back to the OP

There's no easy way out for you in this very delicate cum dicey scenerio.

Also, going back and forth on cooking, sex and other stuff with your so called religious wife is completely pointless. All you have to do is ignore her antics and manage your emotions accordingly.

You need to totally shift your priority to urself at the moment. Save all the money you can to be able to survive in d event of a job loss or financial crunch.

Now she has to bring funds to the Table too cos you have to make up stories about being broke so you also can save up cos if she's netting 800k monthly, it means she's already a millionaire while you're putting all your own eggs in one basket.

If you have any building projects, ensure its in your name, if not start another solely in your name.

There's a lot I wish to tell you .hmmm

You are about to go through a lot if you don't quickly mount your guard and create alternative plans B, C, D and E.

At this point you have to stop being emotional and use your head.

I wish you well.

The best way to destroy someone is to first of all hype his ass.

Firepower Kee you there.

Hiss

Nice gesture.

One thing I know is that a giver never lacks.

PDP is the biggest loser in this election.

Atiku should not have hijacked the southern presidential ticket knowing fully well that power must shift to the south.

He wasted that ticket for PDP.

That was why Wike kept shouting but they didn't listen.

LP just helped Asiwaju to finalize APCs win.

joshmoy:


Be like na to open thread of houses with troublesome landlords and the addresses

You know I had wanted to do this here many years ago but then these is Naija some pple can start coming up with lies just to tarnish other people's image.

Other the other hand some tenants too wicked die.