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Well I'm Not sure the man was killed by "overdose sex" but it could be from stress related issues from the so called wife overtime.

Gimme money
Pay for this pay for that
Screw me harder, harder harder
Plus plenty other woman wahala

Then his heart fails due to overbearing stress from right, left and center.

Summary is Oga don't kill yourself trying to please a woman.

Do what you can and leave the rest.

Capish

Michelle70:
Good evening Nairalanmders, I wish to buy Kekenapep and give out as higher purchase.
Buying of the keke is about 1.04m, the truth is I am a bit confused how much the person should pay back in total at the end of the agreement.

How much should I charge him?

Pls this is important to me.

Don't do this SHIT except you dey street as IN confirm STREET.

BTW the definition of STREET is on me.

Nuff said

1.5M?

This is the jokest Joke of the century.

SMH.

There's a political undertone to all these killings.

How the Media immediately gets on every onslaught with details and pictures is obviously questionable....

Gunshots and blasts ringing all over and shortly u have precise details and pictures.

Funny ain't it.

When these matters crystallize fully.
Every Nigerian will bear the brunt.

Nuff Said.

Truvela:
Good day, Fellas. Pls, can somebori explain to me the conflict btw Russia and Ukraine? If possible, in a Lame's man language.

Just read the below, you'll get the full gist.

https://www.nairaland.com/7002986/why-putin-invading-ukraine-cable

Viking07:
2face(the musician) said “Nobody wan die but them wan go heaven.” The summary of everything you wrote is Nigerians (everyone) are cowards. Push a Nigerian to the wall, he’d break that wall and continue suffering. It’s getting to 3 months of nonstop fuel scarcity and we’ve (as usual) adjusted to the new normal.

God bless you Bro.

Pearl1910:
When should we expect the sequel of this ya story...
I wan see as this ur gist take relate to my post o

What other sequel o, you were wondering how someone here bought fuel 250/litre na?

After queing intermittently here and there for petrol and also trying to cope with all forms of "compensation trips" and sometimes insolent riders you still expect "a sequel of my story"....

DropsMic:
The youths did what the entire Nigerian Moronic Military couldn't do.. Kudos to them.

Jobless Nigerian Youths my foot

You see ehn.

The lifeline of this country is in hand of the masses. But guess what populace is Not only sleeping but also snoring..

If Ubiaja youths can mobilize and intercept this consignment quickly and recover all, then it means ALL NIGERIAN YOUTHS can change the course of this Nation.

If ONLY they can think and Act decisively.

Pearl1910:
Are you for real?! N250/litre?
That's crazy o

How is it crazy bro?

The issue is Nigerians are largely mediocres with an irreversible opinionated view about everything......

The average Nigerian reeks of Mediocrity, Naivity and Hypocrisy....They are neither here nor there. Always on d fence.

On a regular, drivers are being short-paid, insulted, abused and even killed. But guess what. It's all man to himself or better put you are OYO.

Nobody reacts with decisive actions.

Surprisingly when there a salient issues, everyone will offcourse will have an opinion.

No sense of unity, no purpose, no direction. Just enter Ur car, pick request and drive that's why the platforms will forever exploit drivers. .

It's called the "Hunger Mentality". Offcourse you have to eat.

Now drivers are at the mercy of both the Apps and the riders.

I pause my pen here.

Gospel2Day:
Thank you.
What kind of a country leaves its border unguarded all this time while Russia was amassing its troops in Belarus?
Imagine Ukraine can't resist Russian tanks rolling into its northern flank for a day?
Such a joke of a nation.
Don't they have helicopter gunships?
The military convoy of Russia is about 10km from Kiev. Why hasn't Ukrainian airforce and army bomb the convoy out of existence?
It is very shameful.
You can't hold back an invasion close to your capital for a week?!
It's unimaginable.
When you are living next to a Bully, you should have some deterrent.
The comedian turned president doesn't seem to know the difference between comedy and reality.

My brother you sef check am na.

Zelenskyy's strategy during the Russian military buildup was to calm the Ukrainian populace and assure the international community that Ukraine was not seeking to retaliate.

He initially distanced himself from warnings of an imminent war, while also calling for security guarantees and military support from NATO to "withstand" the threat.

How can someone point a gun at you. Then you pick your phone and start making calls.

He's a real Comedian.

LegacyB:
You are wise. Exactly my thoughts. In Nigeria we even take pride in our ignorance....SMH

I'm telling you bro.

How can a sensible person not have a simple analytical mind.

It just baffles me.

LegitDeals247:
U are wicked

How am I wicked bro?

I like to see issues without being biased.

On the other hand I detest Mediocrity, Naivity and Willful ignorance

Nigeria is messed up today because of these 3 mindsets above.

Rugaria:
Putin has the right to defend his country. He is taking a very important proactive step to safeguard his country. if Chad decides to give ISIS or Boko Haram a base to deploy their troops and organize their attacks against Nigeria, Nigeria has the right to take every action to stop Chad. If Nigeria refuses to act, it's a sign of weakness and lack of foresight within the countrys leadership and not something to celebrate. That exactly is the thing Russia is doing. NATO was formed to term the USSR. The USSR is dead, what's NATO still doing positioning herself within a striking distance to Russia? Ukraine got herself into this mess by deciding to join a military group that represents her neighbors worse enemies

Honestly I would sincerely have wished you ignored this person you responded to.

It's one thing to be Ignorant.
It's another thing to be Naive.

But to be both is very unacceptable in these dangerous times.

Rugaria:
Very correct assessment.
The aggressors are the ones playing victims now..
NATO has to explain why it wants Russias immediate neighbor as a member.

My brother. It's obvious you digested the INFO above without prejudice.

Geo-political interest, Nuclear power supremacy and Individual national security are the issues here.

EXPLAINER: Why exactly is Putin invading Ukraine?

On Thursday, the world was roused to the shocking reverberation of bombs dropping on cities in Ukraine as Vladimir Putin, President of Russia, finally sounded the long-touted invasion of the country. At least 137 people are said to have died as Russian bombs continue to cascade down the sky of Kyiv, Dnipro and other cities in Ukraine.

After months of heightened tension which saw Russia deploy over 100,000 troops to surround its ex-Soviet neighbour on three sides “like a sickle,” according to observers, Putin jacked forward the machinery of war, sending the world into jarring disbelief.

Olaf Scholz, the German chancellor, condemned the invasion as a “blatant violation of international law”. Joe Biden, the US president, described it as “an unprovoked and unjustified attack” while Boris Johnson, the UK prime minister, declared that the country and its allies “will respond decisively”.

A global showdown is brewing, and an adamant Putin has damned the rest of the world with his action, and it seems he will not leech the war dog any time soon.


As the situation between Russia and Ukraine deteriorates beyond diplomatic reconciliation and hits the shrapnels of a full-fledged war, we take a trip down memory lane to understand the origin of the conflict.

History of the tension

The tension between the neighbours has been bubbling for a while. The protracted conflict first brewed over in 2014 after the widespread Euromaidan protest in Ukraine forced the parliament to remove President Viktor Yanukovych from office. The removal of Yanukovych, who was regarded as pro-Russia, vexed the leadership in Moscow, and they thought the best way to strike back was to reclaim Ukraine’s region of Crimea, which used to be under Russia’s control from 1783 to 1954.

The Kremlin then kicked off operation ‘Returning Crimea’, and it engineered a series of pro-Russia protests across several areas in the city. The invasion of Crimea followed as the “little green men” — masked soldiers without insignia but with distinctly Russian weaponry and equipment — took to the city. Russia then launched a referendum in the city, and in the infamously skewed plebiscite, a staggering 97 percent of the population voted for the integration of Crimea into the Russian Federation.


The annexation of Crimea by Russia was a blow to Ukraine. But the onslaught had not reached an end for Ukraine as Russia began to secretly provide weaponry support for separatists in the country’s eastern region. This violation of Ukraine’s sovereignty helped the rebels claim control of the eastern city of Donbas with over 14,000 lives lost in the region.

To end the bloody crisis, an agreement was hammered out in Minsk, Belarus, in February 2015. The resolution tagged the ‘Minsk agreement’ was monitored by United Nations, and it proposed a cease-fire with all parties signing to power down their machinery of war.

Despite a ceasefire agreement, both parties have not been at peace, and the Russia-backed rebels have claimed further swathes of land in the east of Ukraine.

NATO and its eyes on Ukraine

After the collapse of the Iron Curtain and subsequent dissolution of the Soviet Union in 1991, the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) has never been subtle in its mission to bring into its fold the majority of countries that used to be in the eastern bloc. NATO won over Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania in 2004.

However, NATO has always had its eyes on Ukraine, a pursuit that has provoked Russia deeply over the years.

With the persistent Russian invasion and support for rebels, Ukraine finally tilted toward the Atlantic bloc. In 2019, the constitution of Ukraine was amended with the addition of parts indicating the country’s imminent membership of NATO and the European Union (EU).

For Russia, the move was a red line in the sand as it sees Ukraine’s romance with NATO as a bombardment by its Western enemies across numerous sides. And when the topic was raised again at the 2021 Brussel Summit, Russia intensified its move to bring Ukraine to its knees before it walked into the arms of NATO.

Putin said Kremlin will not allow “any further NATO moves eastward and the deployment of weapons systems that threaten us in close vicinity to Russian territory”.

He insisted that Russians and Ukrainians “were one people – a single whole,” adding that the crisis is the “result of deliberate efforts by those forces that have always sought to undermine our unity”.

In December 2021, Putin warned NATO that deploying weapons or soldiers into Ukraine would cross a “red line” for Russia and trigger a strong response from the Kremlin.

The tension boiled over with the new year, and it erupted into a war on Thursday, February 24, 2022.

What does Putin want from Ukraine?

Putin has described the West’s mission with Ukraine as “the overarching goal being to divide and then to pit the parts of a single people against one another”.

He added that “step by step, Ukraine was dragged into a dangerous geopolitical game aimed at turning Ukraine into a barrier between Europe and Russia, a springboard against Russia”.

In his bid to bring Ukraine back under Russia’s influence, he openly backed and recognised the government of rebels in the eastern part of the country and quickly sent in troops for “peacekeeping” in the region.

He wants to stop Ukraine from being, in his own words, “a puppet” of the West.

What can the West do?

The leaders of the West have been airing their condemnation of the Russian invasion of Ukraine since it began. But, at the moment, NATO countries haven’t unfurled plans to send combat troops in Ukraine’s defence.

Instead, they’ve offered the beleaguered country weapons and medical aids. But NATO already has about 5,000 troops in Poland with other troops across the Baltic territory ready to swing into action when called.

NATO has made it clear that it will deal with Russia; using economic and financial sanctions to strangulate it to back out of the invasion.

Source

https://www.thecable.ng/explainer-why-exactly-is-putin-invading-ukraine/amp

WA WA WA
Wi wi wi

Woro woro woro

This Clueless Nigerian government will still NOT shut the furck up.....

Mohamed Ali
Nelson Mandela
Michael Jordan
Michael Jackson
Jesus Christ
Saddam Hussein
Bruce Lee
Margaret Thatcher
Queen Elizabeth
Albert Einstein
Lady Gaga
Adolf Hitler
Aristotle
Bob Marley

Loewe:
Dem no try at all... He could have at least sprayed 100 naira (paper) notes, not these polymer notes meant for pure water and keke napep

Don't mind the clowns.

Keke Napep for Lagos sef na 100 above.

Did some background check and saw this OPs various pictures.

Was expecting to see one fine boy.

Disappointed is an understatement.

See the guy sef.....Chai

Anyway Monkey no fine, him Mama like am.

Suprise Who.
Nna Judas Iscariot better pass all these useless politicians o.
This one pass betrayal.
Ndi Ara.

babyfaceafrica:
Wema still remains a dead beat bank, Davido or not

I disagree with you bro.

Wema Bank ALAT was a pioneer innovation

No advert intended tho.

ERockson:
He's probably envying his brother. Why not work together as only one of you can scape through

MUMU...

There nothing like envy in Nigerian politics.

This is a very simple case of Strategic Family Positioning.

Ask Davido how he put Wema Bank back in timely limelight even when he has never transacted with the bank.

If u know u know.

Small pickin dem no go understand.

skywalker240:
I don't pray for that,

My hands and my legs no de pain me, so nobody go helep me drive my baby

I hear u bro

homeboy205:
Like that bros up there, I won’t ask for your car key irrespective of the situation so I don’t Expect people asking for mine.

You don't get it.....

A close person had access to your car keys without Ur approval.


Then the story unfolds.

I don't pray this for u bro.

But then shit happens...

IcyAutos:
Terrible.

Never bashed my car or anyone else's before. Don't think it'll be funny if anyone bashes mine.

If your car is Bashed then fine .......

What if it's totally written off by a family member?

That's the question here bro?

Mophor:
Damn Niggar!!!!!!

Issorite!! Following up

Sure

Olumighty123:
It was actually my mechanic, he wanted to test drive after fixing my brake pad, I was waiting at his workshop, only to see something that looked like my car dangling towards his shop, I need to make sure it was my car by checking the plate number, Lol. Headlight don break, tire dey dangle like Weytin I no know, I was in shock. We end up putting money together to fix it but the car wasn't the same again, had to sell it off.

Damn......

Really Painful bro.

Arafat1:
No experience


I don't allow anyone else drive my car...I rather give the person transport to wherever he or she is going to or drive them wherever myself..

I don't have any energy for family meeting or friends guilt-tripping me when shits hits the fan...

Very few people will drive and care for my car the way I do...

Funny thing is cars seem to know when a stranger drives them...when the stranger returns them, something almost always seems off


I don't ask to drive people's cars...so it's kinda easy to tell people to stay away from mine...

Of course exceptions can be made in very dire emergencies...but aside that, my car is out of bounds

My brother I can't blame you ooo...

I get too many scenarios but I want make others share Thiers too.

Arafat1:
No dey speak plenty grammer ontop wrong tin

Take your L and move...

Lol...

Fatal or Not, na only God go decide when the heart go stop.

Share your experience na Prof. Arafat

Arafat1:
@ quoted



How was the accident fatal if nobody died?

It was just a Miracle nobody died but then various degrees of injuries was sustained.

Sometimes you just wonder if Lending out your car is a Sin or a friend/family member somehow gets access to your car keys and zoom, he's taken off.

When I was younger my Dad told me a story of how he bought his first car and decided to travel to University of Ife (now OAU) to check on his brother-in-law (my mum's younger brother) who was at that time an undergraduate in the campus.

He got there all the way from Lagos, parked his car and went in to see "my Uncle".....along the line he took a nap while his key was on a nearby table.

This my very naughty uncle and two of his hostel mates picked his key and went on a joy ride outside the Campus..
Long story cut short they had a fatal accident and the car was totaled as in complete write off...

My Dad's ONLY consolation was that nobody died. So in a way he was still thanking God.

New car gone....

My own experience loading........

In the mean time share yours.