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Family / Re: I Want To Run Away From Home by caandi: 7:48pm On Jun 10, 2023
papae1:

Hahahaha 18 years old and has written jamb 3 times hmmmm.....
there’s nothing there
I got admission in uni at age 15 at a
Private uni, so didn’t write jamb or post—-
Finished sec school dat year by summer got admission

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Romance / Re: 9 Married Women Talk About Their Affairs Outside Marriage by caandi: 9:27pm On Jun 08, 2023
This cheating trend in women amongst marriages is not a new tin
This is highly irresponsible
I always tell a friend that if I’m dating you or married to you and I find out you’re cheating on me
I won’t hurt you back by cheating on you
No way!
I will rather walk out and foster another relationship
Cos if I go sleeping around then I’m only hurting myself and not you!
If I get a disease would it hurt you?
There’s a real story of a woman who all her 4 children are from different men in her marriage still the hubby wants to die on top her matter!
To make matter worse she’s a heavy drunkard
The story long sha….
The funny tin is the hubby going from prayer house to prayer house seeking for deliverance for his wife cos he feels it’s not physical but spiritual issue

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Romance / Re: 9 Married Women Talk About Their Affairs Outside Marriage by caandi: 9:20pm On Jun 08, 2023
Mayeldah:
yoruba women!
them no dey ever disappoint
Some of them are very promiscuous especially in marriage
Their teens get preggy from the age of 15 they will be giving birth for different men
Now I’m not saying other tribes like delta and edo, igbos etc are not promiscuous
But you see committing adultery in marriage? Abeg leave it for them, na dem carry cup

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Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Sexually Penetrating 9-year-old Boy In Jigawa (Photos) by caandi: 5:41pm On Jun 08, 2023
These tins are disgusting 🤮
Why always the north?after all they’re free to marry as many women as they wish
He has destroyed this young boys life
Anyone that tries this nonsense with any of my loved ones
Must die a very slowful and painful death!!!!!!!
Celebrities / Re: Abuja Veteran Comedian, Stainless Precious Marks Birthday With Stunning Images by caandi: 2:42pm On Jun 08, 2023
His finger nails are so short
And looks like he chews on them on a daily basis
Happy birthday comedian
Celebrities / Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger Thinks The Idea Of Heaven Is Just A “Fantasy” by caandi: 2:32pm On Jun 08, 2023
Eriokanmi:
Has he been there before? Or has he died before? Many of the adorun motitos( those who would only know the truth after they're dead) will have moments of regrets in the afterlife. Heaven is super real. I have a friend whose story I had shared here before. He's still alive till today.

His name is Kunle Ajibola. That's his real name. He was crossing oworo express in the 90s and got hit by a car. The driver zoomed off. The force of collision pushed him away from the highway to the roadside. The guys playing football under the oworo bridge quickly picked him and dragged his body aside. That moment, my friend had left. He said he found himself in the midst of amazing flowers and everywhere was so quiet. He said people, both young and old from different races were just trooping out from left, right and centre. No single noise was heard and everyone was going their own way. He said he couldn't explain the coolness of the environment as he had never experienced such before.

Suddenly he got to a point where he wasn't sure how to proceed, maybe to turn left or turn right. As he was contemplating, he said he saw an image like that of a human being with white apparel, very tall...and he couldn't see his face due to his height. He asked him, young man where are you going and he responded, he saw people going in different directions so he too followed this path. The man said, he wasn't supposed to cross that spot now, that he should go back to where he was coming from. He said he should look back and that moment, the first thing he felt was unexplainable pain all over his body and people who had surrounded his body at oworo said oooh, he's back, he's back. They had been fanning, shouting pouring water on him.

There was one man who stopped his car and called on the first Atlantic bank's ambulance stationed at the entry point of 3rd mainland bridge, those who were around that time would remember the 1st Atlantic Bank ambulance point around that place. The ambulance took him to gbagada general hospital where he was treated. This man paid all his medical bills. From that time, my friend had given his life to Christ. He's been a member of Deeper Life since that time. I'm not preaching church pls. I'm not a member of his church, just explaining.

Amazingly, if he walks , you'd never notice he had an accident before. He recovered fully. Heaven is real. This isn't a fairytale
God bless you for this truth

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Family / Re: I Would Love To Go Back To My Ex-Husband – Caroline Danjuma by caandi: 12:44pm On Jun 08, 2023
LAXconfidential:


Guy shut up, you meant it as a humble brag. Leave all this trash. The moment I saw that you were the OP of the thread, I immediately knew that you will find a way to link Igbos into it. BTW, Caroline Danjuma used to be Caroline Ekanem before she got married, and according to you guys, the South South are not Igbos so why did you make this statement; "and like Caroline, she was married to a non-Igbo too"

Ya'll secretly hate the South South too and you regard them as Igbo but for the sake of playing politics, you pretend we are different.

For what its worth, that little story of an unknown Ngozi "Nwozu" who was married to a non-Igbo is totally irrelevant to this news. You didn't have to put it there. But because everything has to be a penis measuring contest with you guys, you included it to feel cool about yourself.

We may also choose to point out how a majority of your marriagable daughters are single mothers whom their baby daddies have abandoned. They in-turn abandon the child for their parents and move to another city. I've never met a single adult yoruba lady who isn't a single mother. NEVER.
That speaks volumes of the rot and recklessness in your society, but you won't deal with that, na Igbos be your concern.


O ji shaaro kill you there.
correct quote!
You really got him by the balls
All his comments was not even necessary
He just wanted to involve tribalism and he had to mention Igbo
Why didn’t he mention ijaw or calabar?
Mtcheeew

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Family / Re: Delta Man Cries Out For Help Over Wife Allegedly Assaulting Him Repeatedly by caandi: 9:24pm On Jun 06, 2023
Goodday90:
Is this a normal thing in delta state
I once had an urhobo neighbor who suffers the same from his wife
probably true
Delta women are very strong no doubt
And they get craze for head
Family / Re: Delta Man Cries Out For Help Over Wife Allegedly Assaulting Him Repeatedly by caandi: 9:20pm On Jun 06, 2023
Lmao 🤣
Why do I find this so funny??
The man should have just simply left the marriage naaa
Is it by force to marry mike Tyson?
Some men get beaten by women in their marriage
But you would still see this simps outside claiming macho man
😂
Politics / Re: No Going Back On Proposed Nationwide Strike – NLC by caandi: 9:54am On Jun 05, 2023
I’m not against this policy provided the average individual and poor masses don’t suffer greatly
Ongoing they should increase the minimum wage to 100k for both public and private sectors
But now what of businesses
People with small businesses how would they survive?
Tohhhh
Religion / Re: TB Joshua: Remembering Exit Of A World Changer by caandi: 2:25pm On Jun 04, 2023
Righteousness2:


You can ask the LORD in prayers to tell you who he really is.
I don't say what I dont know. By the grace and privilege of GOD, I know what happened in the spiritual realm that led to his death.

Anyway he is dead.
Be concious about those who are around now because they are everywhere carmourflaging themselves and packing souls to Hell in the name of prophets.

Ask the LORD in prayers to personally tell you were to worship him. The street is not smiling.
The devil is not joking! He has his boys all over the place in the name of church and titles.
I hope you know that the same way prophet TB Joshua had a lot of controversy around him, same way with your GO mouka
You’re pointing finger and concluding on what you perceive to know
Same way your church and Go is being criticized daily by people
Your people come out in the road to do acrobatics all in the name of evangelism nd what have you?
Religion / Re: TB Joshua: Remembering Exit Of A World Changer by caandi: 2:06pm On Jun 04, 2023
BarrElChapo:
Cooling off his heels in the prison of hell 😂😂😂
lmao and you know this because?
You’re the gate keeper of hell 🤔
Religion / Re: Singles: The Solution To Your Body Pain Is Not Sex - Pastor Paul Rika by caandi: 2:03pm On Jun 04, 2023
They don’t know this!
Preach sir!
Nothing like keeping yourself
Al this devilish men even most old enough to be their fathers and Granpa deceiving innocent girls… luring them with money and so on
lmao
Just wait you will end up having female children and same will be done to them
Young lady pls keep your self and you will find the right man that will cherish you
Peace ✌️
Romance / Re: What's The Longest Time You've Spent Trying To Woo A Woman? by caandi: 12:51pm On May 29, 2023
Jodha:


A little advice sis...never date a man that have spent years wooing yhu...trust me it never ends well...
pls say it louder
Ahswear down they will always hurt/pay you back
Like it just doesn’t end well at all….

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Family / Re: Marry Your Friend by caandi: 9:40am On May 29, 2023
Karlifate:


Yet, they're among the top 3 countries with lowest divorce rates.
well reason is cos of their culture
Do you know that it’s a woman that pays bride price
And if you’re leaving in abject poverty as a father you can’t marry your daughters out
They will remain single with you forever
So imagine after all the bride price and gifts to the groom family, the girl would now come and say she wants to divorce
Omo who loose?
That’s why their divorce rate is not as high as..
Family / Re: Marry Your Friend by caandi: 9:38am On May 29, 2023
frankputer:


That line shows you don’t even have respect for that person, and you have the propensity to even use more derogatory words on the person, it’s simply immature and absurd, pluse childish to use such term on people you respect and on people u are loyal to.
re u for reals?
So we can’t play with each other and I call my partner ode?
Omohhh I will marry a friend and someone I love and not a Granpa
Someone like Regina can’t call Ned such names jokingly cos the man is like a grandpa to her
If I’m free with you I think call you such names sparingly and you shouldn’t take it personal
Just saying though, I wouldn’t want a man who would fight or beat me up cos I jokingly called him “ode”
Politics / Re: Peter Obi And Obasanjo Attend Bishop Kukah's Book Presentation In Rivers (Pix) by caandi: 4:25pm On May 27, 2023
tonytony208:


How many companies did Tinubu establish in Lagos a governor?

Did Tinubu save money in Lagos treasury or left the state in 100 billion naira debt?
like really help me ask the guy o
How did Tinubu save Lagos ?
Cos a lot of people are Living in abject poverty and struggling still same Lagos

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Travel / Re: My Journey To The UK by caandi: 9:54am On May 26, 2023
gmacnoms:
E never Dey talk well . Just mama, dada, and a few other words. But you could see the joy and excitement in his eyes.
im so happy for you
God keep and preserve you and your beautiful family
Remain blessed

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Travel / Re: My Journey To The UK by caandi: 9:38am On May 26, 2023
tojahh:


You've been in the UK since Adam was driven out of the garden of Eden yet you no regret and run come back Bala Blu. But you believe he will regret his own. For person wey dey so prepared? Abi you think say na wake up and see this movement be to am?


Oga go rest abeg.
no mind am
If it’s full of regret he should come back home naa
The fact his is filled with regret doesn’t mean the op own would reflect same thing
All this negative energy sef

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Travel / Re: My Journey To The UK by caandi: 9:36am On May 26, 2023
LalaSnakeLala:
How nosy people didn't stop you because of your baby is what I find almost unbelievable. Just to ordinary carry my baby across road go buy gala na so almost 3 people stop me dey ask weda I kidnap am.
lmao
Crime / Re: American Girl, 17, Charged With Raping Two Boys Aged 10 And 14 by caandi: 8:59am On May 25, 2023
PoliteActivist:


Not only that, it is virtually IMPOSSIBLE for a 17y.o. girl to perpetrate forcible penetrative rape on a 14y.o. boy!
yeah true cos they’re both teens sef
She can only seduce him!
Crime / Re: American Girl, 17, Charged With Raping Two Boys Aged 10 And 14 by caandi: 8:46am On May 25, 2023
PoliteActivist:


Actually law is not law. Same law may be interpreted different ways - that's why you have lawyers and appeals, all the way to the Supreme Court!
please ignore those quoting you
I don’t support rape
But I also believe it’s more terrible when it’s a woman/girl child that’s been molested!
The 14yr old boy child might enjoy it or it might leave a stigma
But what they don’t know is that a female child is scarred nd stigmatized for life!
A female child gets her hymen broken and her virginity taken away forever!
How’s rape is rape in this scenario??
Romance / Re: Man Goes An Extra Mile To Make Sure His Ex Doesnt Forget Him (video) by caandi: 2:36pm On May 24, 2023
Omoh where can I find better simp
Not all this simp that don’t know how to dress, and are not facially attractive or up to date you get??
Well I keep on blocking my exes and Dey keep on using new numbers to chat and stalk me
Na mumu Dey sha love
We muveeee

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Romance / Re: 12 Differences Between A Husband And A Boyfriend by caandi: 2:31pm On May 24, 2023
Na mumu dey love
Love na scam
Only love the Lord your God with all your heart, body and soul and y’all be fine
Politics / Re: Onitsha Is The Dirty Capital Of The World - Asari Dokubo (Video) by caandi: 9:49pm On May 23, 2023
Y’all should take a chill pill, stop spooling out 2018/2022 results for most dirtiest
I get am before no be property!
Yes it used to be the dirtiest buh dat was in the past
As for search at 2023, Lagos seems to have taken over!!!
Ekun o

Politics / Re: Onitsha Is The Dirty Capital Of The World - Asari Dokubo (Video) by caandi: 9:46pm On May 23, 2023
Bighead9:
Asari Dokubo is correct about this. But he forgot to mention that, it is also the crime Capital of the World. grin grin
I wonder why y’all are spooling 2018/2022 posts
Please check for 2023 Dirtiest and here you have it

Food / Re: Over 70% Nigerian Foods Rejected Abroad - NAFDAC by caandi: 7:08am On May 23, 2023
360command:
we have been white wash to think that way. In Nigeria, we still apply the British common laws, our lawyers wear the wigs and are happy. All these are British traditions.
Ali Mazrui, a great Kenyan academic professor said, Africa is the only continent in the world that consumes what it does not produce and produce what it does not consume..
Kenyans novelist "ngugi wa thiongo", said africa needs to decolonize the mind which is a pre requisite for the "total liberation" of the african people.
well spoken; seems we’re just still modern slaves to the British
We’re not truly independent

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Celebrities / Re: Prince Ademola Adeyemo Is Dead by caandi: 11:38am On May 22, 2023
What some of y’all don’t understand is that there is a season for these deaths…
Once it starts with one person it tends to navigate in dat order; this is for the industry
I’ve been observing the trend, then after a while this would cease!
Most of their deaths is caused by their youthful lifestyle of drinking, clubbing and smoking in excess
Too much is of everything is not good, we should always do things with moderation, e get why
Rip to the baba.

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Food / Re: Over 70% Nigerian Foods Rejected Abroad - NAFDAC by caandi: 11:31am On May 22, 2023
360command:
You really don't know who they are. Many of us are happy when we see them and smile to them but whenever they see you, they feel disgusted by your existence. You must learn to think outside the box. When they ban your food or try to stall the process of your food coming in, they leave you with poverty, unemployment, low foreign exchange etc and when your government is asking for aid, then they begin to control and manipulate you in whatever resources they can.


They will rather buy farm produce in South America, or Asia than to buy from Africa. I have seen a factory in the western nation buy cocoa from Malaysia when we have abundance of cocoa in cote d'ivoire, Ghana and Nigeria. Tell me, do you know malaysia to produce cocoa? I have seen a Dutch company buy our cocoa and then rebranding it to theirs, selling it to another western country.

They will reject your own and tell you to accept theirs so that you can be dying in your youth and when you fall sick, you will begin to buy medication from them.
Hmmm there’s sense in what you’ve said thus far
They’re playing politics wiv us
Malaysia cocoa?
But what do you also have to say for some of our people esp the very wealthy ones that import everything even spoon they use in their houses
Pampers and biscuits for their children
Even ordinary biscuit for their kids they won’t buy made in Nigeria own
Food / Re: Over 70% Nigerian Foods Rejected Abroad - NAFDAC by caandi: 8:43pm On May 21, 2023
360command:
You are not watching the news.. yes it is a choice but when the african leaders are invited and you say you won't come, they will tell you, there will be consequences.
Yes it is a choice, but when you are asked to do something your constitution, religion, traditional values does not conform with it, they will impose sanctions, cutting aid for refusing to heed to their commands.
so in essence you’re saying if we don’t import their processed foods that they will sanction us?
Im not sure about this info you’re giving me
If it’s rules like accepting gay gay marriage I can understand
But food??
Religion / Re: Hilda Baci: Your Dressing Shows It's Not Just Food You’re Selling – Pastor by caandi: 6:29pm On May 21, 2023
Seagodess:
for calling the alpha And Omega a useless God.. you shall be consumed this year
Amen
Food / Re: Over 70% Nigerian Foods Rejected Abroad - NAFDAC by caandi: 6:17pm On May 21, 2023
360command:
It is very sad how they can ban our food but they impose GM foods( genetically modified foods) on us, they also impose foods which are high fructose corn syrup food on us. How can you boil corn and in 10 to 15mins,that corn is cooked?
How can you eat a fruit and in the fruit, there are no seeds in it?
How can you eat a fruit, and when you dispose that fruit on the ground, 5 mins later , no single ant or flies are on that fruit.
How can you eat a fruit and in the first bite of the fruit, it feels like you are biting plastic and your mind tells you, this is different.
When you look at their eggs, you will see that it is all white and not brown. This is because they practice inorganic farming practices. Those who practice poultry farming, when you feed your chicken on organic matters, you will get organic eggs.

In Africa, we may have failed to apply some certain standard in farming process but I can say that our produce still come out natural and organic but the west are known to manufacture food that are making us dig our graves too early.
how did they impose Gm foods on us? Lmao
It’s a choice now

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