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Crime / Re: Kemi Okunloyo: Sylvester Omoroni Agreed To Join A Gang, Consented To His Beating by Caboceer: 8:58am On Dec 10, 2021
Kemi is so irresponsible, she needs to be banned fom the internet
Travel / Re: My Cousin Came Back From North Cyprus After 5years With Nothing by Caboceer: 10:35pm On Dec 09, 2021
[quote author=Exposescammers post=108348684]Please how is north Cyprus is it as bad as that. My brother came back after 5 years with nothing to show for his struggle. He couldn’t buy a car at all. Naso e bad reach for there? Anyone with similar experience or something to say about that island [/quote

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Caboceer: 9:31pm On Dec 09, 2021
geezyk:
My experience yesterday! While I was angry there wasn't surge and na small 9h trips popping upandan, ended a trip on Osolo way and immediately a 1.6x request to V.I popped up, sharperly I turned, called the man to know his exact spot, but the way he replied on the phone was somehow rude, I ignored cos 1 million this December.

Got to pu at chicken republic, he was busy checking out my car, plate number and all, I was just laughing, he hopped in with his friend, both putting on senator wears, I dey happy say na better people, immediately the hopped in, I swiped arrived, then proceeded to find my way out to the road. As soon as I positioned on my lane I showed them at the back that I'm starting he trip, but it seems they were both carried away cos the orderer was on a call and ranting like mad. But I'm less concerned cos my own na kowope.

Immediately we climbed the oshodi bridge and right in the middle baba just said that "Oga you didn't even show us you were starting the trip" my head rang aloud immediately, Omo I change am for am oo, told him if he wasn't aware when the app told him I've arrived in the car, baba still dey talk say I should have told him. I say no be you go spoil my day, oya I'm not going again, come down biko, we were just passed lasma office to the front, baba say I should take them to bus stop, I say No, I manage take dem a little before we climb the bridge, dropped their senator wearing asses in the hot sun and zoomed off. Went straight to gbagada, and made a comprehensive report and still told them they didn't pay before bolt go block me unnecessarily. Omo mad people dey Lagos oo, but the next rider was so full of joy, a lady and we gisted till we got to her destination at ikeja.

Feli don infect every ant with his aggro

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Technologically Advanced, To Export Ships To Europe Very Soon - Buhari by Caboceer: 8:21pm On Dec 09, 2021
tyup:
Details shortly...

Shekpe factory

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Politics / Re: Buhari Dumped My Husband After Using Him To Emerge Victory - Oluremi Tinubu by Caboceer: 8:19pm On Dec 09, 2021
PrinceOfLagos:
Senator Oluremi Tinubu, the wife of Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, national leader of the All Progressives Congress (APC), has opened up for the first time on how President Muhammadu Buhari dumped her husband immediately after the party won the 2015 elections.

Senator Oluremi Tinubu, the wife of Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, national leader of the All Progressives Congress (APC), has opened up for the first time on how President Muhammadu Buhari dumped her husband immediately after the party won the 2015 elections.


Senator Oluremi who featured in today’s ‘Your View’, a program on Television Continental (TVC) disclosed that her husband was ”trashed” after the APC victory.

Speaking on the APC victory which saw the opposition defeating an incumbent administration for the first time in the history of Nigeria, Senator Tinubu said: “He was campaigning, I was too. We were running three campaigns in my house. And for him to be trashed like that? But I saw somebody who has love for this country. I hate to speak because when I stand in the front of God, I don’t want, because of this man, go to hell.

“Occasionally, I would chip in and I would say, ‘You’re still helping out? Why are you helping out?’ He would say, ‘This country matters to me more.’”

Oluremi said her husband was sidelined after the party achieved victory in spite of all that he did to ensure that the party came out top in the election.

She said it got to a stage that she tried to dissuade her husband from supporting Buhari again but the APC leader’s love for Nigeria was overwhelming.

The same Asiwaju Tinubu that was dumped by the administration earlier has now been engaged by President Buhari to reconcile warring factions in the ruling party when the 2019 election is fast approaching.

Senator Oluremi Tinubu, however, revealed that despite criticisms of the Buhari administration by many Nigerians, the president remained “the candidate to beat” in the coming poll.

“Change takes only one person to champion. And you need leadership. For me, Buhari is still the candidate to beat. Leadership is inspirational. Management is technical. If you have all the degrees and you’re smart and savvy, it is not about leadership. How many people are you inspiring?"

“And Buhari, how many years has he been there? I am not campaigning for him. I am not; because I have looked at the dynamics; the poor still trust him. I will tell you: when it comes to integrity, Buhari has it. I don’t know about now.”

http://saharareporters.com/2018/02/20/buhari-dumped-my-husband-after-2015-apc-victory-oluremi-tinubu

Lalasticlala

You brought a six-year-old article to trick us here? Youre an idiot
Politics / Re: Caption This Moment Of President Buhari & Tinubu In Lagos Today (pics) by Caboceer: 8:09pm On Dec 09, 2021
ishowdotgmail:
It was a momentous day today in Lagos in honour of Chief Bisi Akande and which the president of the federation H.E President Muhammadu Buhari was hosted along sides the Senate President, Dr. Ahmed Lawan and other dignitaries.

All roads to the much anticipated 2023 general presidential election on who to succeed President Muhammad Buhari after the end of his tenure. Among the notable figure whose intention to hold the mantle of the number one position in the country is Former Governor of Lagos and the National chairman of the All Progressive Congress (APC) Asiwaju Bola Tinubu.

Here you can see president Buhari admiring Tinubu while walking past.

What do you think the President is having running through his mind? grin

Cc lalasticlala mynd44

Who will suck the other off after the admiration?

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Politics / Re: Bisi Akande: Nigerians Are Fraudulent, Cheaters, Yet They Still Blame Buhari by Caboceer: 8:07pm On Dec 09, 2021
longetivity:
Trust me he was misquoted, this is fake

Not fake he told Buhari the truth

He pulled no punches
Politics / Re: Bisi Akande: Nigerians Are Fraudulent, Cheaters, Yet They Still Blame Buhari by Caboceer: 8:04pm On Dec 09, 2021
Travel / Re: FG, How Do We Get Home Safely During This Yuletide? by Caboceer: 7:57pm On Dec 09, 2021
FG don't give a shìt about you bro

If you like translate to another dimension while enroute your village those guys don't fuckìng care

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Crime / Re: Two Nigerians Jailed 60 Years For Drug Trafficking In Cambodia by Caboceer: 7:50pm On Dec 09, 2021
Maxymilliano:
It's just like prisons in Cambodia, Thailand, Vietnam are built for drug-trafficking Nigerians cry

But which kain name be Cotel Abul ?

Coteh Abdul na Igbo man wey use ori-olori
Politics / Re: Uche Ekwunife Builds New House For A Widow In Awka (Pictures) by Caboceer: 7:47pm On Dec 09, 2021
Tomek09:
On This Day In 2020:

Ekwunife Began the Construction of a New Home for an Indigent Widow in Isuaniocha, Awka North LGA

- Completes it within four months


December 9, 2020 was a day of Joy and immeasurable happiness for Mrs Victoria Obiekeze, an indigent widow from Umudim village, Isuaniocha in Awka North Local Government Area of Anambra State who emerged a beneficiary of the Senator Uche Ekwunife 3-bedroom bungalow project.

The housing project which was designed to provide a decent shelter for some families that cannot afford one, had been received with gratitude by beneficiaries and constituents of the Senatorial District.

Having flagged-off similar projects for some less privileged families in the Senatorial District, Ekwunife ably represented by a team led by a former commissioner for women affairs Anambra State, Lady Henrietta Agbata, arrived the Awka North community to flag-off the project.

Overwhelmed with Joy, the beneficiary, Mrs Victoria Obiekezie appreciated Senator Ekwunife for coming to her aid and giving her what she never believed was possible in her lifetime. She asked for God's grace and favour upon the Senator and prayed for His continuous guidance and protection upon her and her family.

The project was commissioned few months later by the grassroots-friendly lawmaker amidst excitement and fanfare, with many indigenes of the community describing Ekwunife as the Mother Theresa of our time.

#SUEProjects
#AnambraCentral
#EffectiveRepresentation
#LegislativeIntervention
#UcheNdiAnambra

Hope her headhunters will not come and visit widows in the night

Because all this politician na so so juju and human part...
Family / Re: Sharon Aondona Daboh's Husband, David Kersha Fiase Seeks Divorce For Beating Him by Caboceer: 7:44pm On Dec 09, 2021
daddytime:
Hahaha haha

If AJ and Fury see these pictures dem go laff their belle scatter aswear because their own fight na ordinary training where these ones dey concerned.

I wonder how the scene of this fight go look like.

This one na war front/room no be marriage...haba

What happens to just strolling off and starting afresh with no scratches.


The both pummeled themselves.

So much hate oozing...

The woman gather punch sha

She qualify to go National Assembly.

E get work wey she need to help us do there...

#NoToDomesticViolence

***

For the beard gangs...

You can now do it yourself at home or go to your barber with it for an asymmetric lined beard.

It is a beard shaping template to help you get the shape you desire without any stress.

#3k each..

War room cheesy Dem wan kill each other for real
Business / Re: Fight Breaks Out In Banking Hall As Bank Refuses To Reverse Customers' Money by Caboceer: 7:40pm On Dec 09, 2021
Dreadshy:
There are four organized non uniformed thieves in nigeria.
1. Nepa.
2. Nurtw and co.
3. Banks
4. Subsidy people.
Them dey thief without remorse...

Polce nko, those one na armed robber

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Politics / Re: Dr Rabe Nasir Assassinated In Katsina by Caboceer: 7:21pm On Dec 09, 2021
fergie0o1:


Daily Trust

He worked with the Department of State Security (DSS) and Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC).

Business scores

Either he's got access to info on politics or terror-financing...moreso the two are inextricably linked out here
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Caboceer: 1:28pm On Dec 09, 2021
ReadaDream:
Reality Don they set in small small grin

This is why I find it hard to accept a trip without surge. After you end the trip you go just confuse, na im they bring about this kind question grin

Well traffic does increase the final price but it's almost insignificant when the trip is without surge, try as much as possible to do more of surge trip.

grin

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Politics / Re: States Grumble As FG Slashes N36bn COVID-19 Fund, Omicron Hits 57 Countries by Caboceer: 6:25am On Dec 09, 2021
Politics / Re: Efcc Charges Ex-army Chief, Others With 13 Billion Naira Fraud. by Caboceer: 5:58am On Dec 09, 2021
Those guys are essentially telling us that they are above Nigerian law...those are crooks who would be in jail already if the society actually functioned

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Politics / Re: Dikko Umar To Court: I Acquired N9.7 Billion Assets From My Travel Allowance by Caboceer: 5:53am On Dec 09, 2021
rexwalters:
How old were you 40 years ago when he joined the air force, how much is your Father’s pension?

Look at this monkeygrin

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Politics / Re: Bandits Block Major Road In Zamfara. 7 Killed, Properties Destroyed by Caboceer: 4:28am On Dec 08, 2021
conductor20000:
Let's ignore this news and comment 1000 times with 1000 fake monikers in the thread that says Nnamdi Kanu ate ukwa this morning.

We are hopeless. We don't know what to do with our lives without Igbos. We can't live without them even though we envy them and hate them.

- Unity beggarz FC.

With this attitude you ibos will still talkn about ibo presidency tomorrow

You're all delusional. Mass tribal delusion
Politics / Re: Precious Chikwendu: I Never Had Sex With Femi Fani-Kayode For 6 Years by Caboceer: 10:24pm On Dec 07, 2021
dre11:


* I never had sex with Fani-Kayode for six years, says ‘ex-wife’

*Ex-wife Chikwendu seeks custody of three kids




https://thenationonlineng.net/i-never-had-sex-with-fani-kayode-for-six-years-says-ex-wife/

Fucky-Fucky Kayode...who woulda thought he didn't even have a dick
Crime / Re: How I Was Scammed Of My Hard Earned 15k After A Guy Showed Me His Priv@te Part by Caboceer: 10:19pm On Dec 07, 2021
Wisdomkosi:
New Scam Alert : How I Was Scammed Of My Hard Earned 15k After A Guy Showed Me His Priv@te Part - Wisdom Nwedene

Please, there is a new way of scaming people right now which I believe you should be careful because we are in ember month.

This morning, I was scammed of 15k after a guy cried bitterly that I broke his House Glass Window and showed me his private part.

How It Started....

This morning, I entered Keke Napep (Tricycle) at popular Vanco Junction in Ebonyi State. I was actually going to my home town. My mother demanded for my attention so I needed to go early in the morning and come back in order to continue my work.

When we got to Sharon Junction, a lady wanted to come down, so as I was trying to come down in order to make way for the lady to step down, the guy deliberately allowed the glass to fall down and immediately said I touched the "sack bag" he was putting the window glass that's why it fell down from his hand. The guy was sitting close to the Keke rider in the front.

However, I pleaded with him that I am so sorry that the window glass got broken but of a truth I didn't know how and when I touched him and he accepted.

Reaching to where I will finally drop off, this guy started crying ooo.

He brought out his manh00d in public and started crying that he was going to work with the glass before I broke it. That he wanted to use the money raised from fixing the glass for a client to treat infection that he is battling with. I was really embarrassed immediately he brought out his manh000d.

He said that the person who has the glass won't pay him again because he was going to work with it.

I had to withdraw at a POS that's close by and I gave it to him because he stopped crying and put his manh000d back. It was later that I discovered it is a new trick in town

So, my dear brothers and sisters, each time you enter Keke or bus, be extremely careful with whomever that is sitting close to you to avoid paying for damage that you didn't know when it happened.

Thanks.

© Wisdom Nwedene

Idi Igbo kwenu!
Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome Celebrates His 58th Birthday Today by Caboceer: 9:22am On Dec 07, 2021
Yahoo yahoo pastor grin
Politics / Re: Insurgency, Banditry Caused By Deplorable State Of Army Barracks – Senate by Caboceer: 8:20am On Dec 07, 2021
iwaeda:

https://punchng.com/insurgency-banditry-cause-deplorable-state-of-army-barracks-senate/

Lunatics are in charge of the Nigerian government, on all three tiers
Politics / Re: 2 Police Officers Killed In Anambra, Their Bodies Burnt, One Still Missing by Caboceer: 12:20am On Nov 29, 2021
after4:
Tell your father if you have one


Anuofia!
Politics / Re: Removal Of Petrol Subsidy Could Be Buhari's Greatest Achievement If He Succeeds by Caboceer: 11:39pm On Nov 28, 2021
AlexBells:
"Ask not what your counntry can Do For you, ask what you can do for your country" by John F Kenedy.

Everyday Nigerians yearns for a better country where citizens would not just eat three square meals a day but also with chicken and some fine wines.

I really can't boast of what the past have left us but I want a country where my children would be proud of the sacrifices my generation had made, if you want a better country and a better future there MUST be a price to it.

Petrol Subsidy Removal is the first step to getting it right in Nigeria, Note, any aspiring politician in Nigeria MUST borrow Buhari's left ear which he don't like to hear with otherwise you would lose focus soon enough.

Nothing had escalated corruption in the Nigerian history more than Petrol subsidy becuase by that every Nigerian became corrupt, virtually everyone is stealing from the treasury for every litre of petrol.

You might think that the biggest corrupt practices in Nigeria is the crooked allocation of oil wells but the biggest dollars are signed off through this subsidy, and subsidy did not just harm the petrochemical industries it harmed virtually everything.

Petrol Barron are crooks who would suply any amount of gasoline becuase the pay is directly from the national purse and Nigerians over use things that are dependent on petroleum because they don't understand how much they burn from the national purse each time that generator set is powered up.

Nigeria does not refine our crude oil part of the reason is because big petrol importers sabotage efforts to get our refineries working, what about electricity generation this same crazy affordability of petrol had equipped every home with generator set and people don't bother to put pressure on the government to generate more electricity apart from that, the same big conglomerate sabotage these efforts.

Now I know that Nigeria is a very crazy and densely corrupt country, but the reality is that everyone wants to be corrupt in this country, in fact everyone is corrupt, you can't be pointing fingers at the bigger fish when you want to steal over #200 from every litre of petrol you buy, if you look at it very well you figure out that in a month, an average Nigerian could have stolen more than #2000 from the country.

Don't even come here shouting how there is no job, really we export crude oil quite alright, then corrupt politicians and other chiefs would steal then we little people at the bottom steal then tell me how much would be left of our forex to achieve any meaningful thing.

Abroad remittances had been very significant becuase unlike us who stays here, abroad people don't steal from the country, yet they send back some money.

Irrespective of whatsoever reason I give, Nigerians would still prefer that subsidy stays but it is nothing but exhibition of an inherent corruption and unless the subsidy is removed when next you count list of corrupt Nigerians do remember to count yourself, we can't eat our cake and have it back subsidy is either removed today or we pay massive loans tomorrow.

Don't be foolish unless the price floats it's a regular price hike and never subsidy removal.

Buhari & co don't dare float the price. Stupid people that cannot float naira how can they float cost of petrol? You're all foolish people you poster included.

May the Devil take you all.
Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Defiling His Friend's 10-Year-Old Daughter In Lagos (Photo) by Caboceer: 11:36pm On Nov 28, 2021
BadNews:


Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2021/11/man-arrested-for-allegedly-defiling-his-friends-10-year-old-daughter-in-lagos-blames-the-devil-photo-2.html

Igbo Kwe

Jail him for life please, that or total castration, both testicles and dìck must be cut off
Education / Re: 400-level Bayero University Student Found Dead In Her Hostel (Photo) by Caboceer: 11:27pm On Nov 28, 2021
Seventy-seven uncircumcised prìcks for her up there

Virgin prìcks, never been fücked. Brand-fücking-new
Health / Re: TOKOPHOBIA; Fear Of Death During Pregnancy. Ever Experienced This? by Caboceer: 11:25pm On Nov 28, 2021
maureensylvia:
I was going through my pictures and stumbled on my preggy picture and smiled...remembering the reason behind the picture.

During my pregnancy days, especially my first pregnancy, I was so scared of childbirth... The thought of pushing out a baby scares me a lot ... I know what must be going through some of your minds lol.

So one day after church service, I called a camera man to snap me. I was 6 months pregnant then, to the camera man; I'm taking a normal picture. To me I'm taking my last and probably an appropriate picture for my OBITUARY.

sounds weird right? cheesy
Oh yes pregnancy can bring lots of weird thoughts... I checked on online and found out it's actually a phobia called TOKOPHOBIA


Is that you?

Nice boobies if yes
Politics / Re: Twitter Ban: FG Develops Code Of Conduct For Facebook, Instagram by Caboceer: 11:20pm On Nov 28, 2021
Yes!

Romance / Re: Apart From Sex What Else Do You Do With Your Partner? by Caboceer: 11:16pm On Nov 28, 2021
Beebah2000:
More sex

Culture / Re: Ooni Of Ife, Obasanjo Celebrate Olori Omobolanle Bakre Of Agura Land At 45 by Caboceer: 11:13pm On Nov 28, 2021
dMomenTographer:
IN PICTURES: 28 November 2021

Ooni of Ife, Former President Olusegun Obasanjo celebrates HRH Queen Omobolanle Akanke Bakre, The Olori of Gbagura of Agura land at 45.

Photos: Daniel Sync/TheMomenTographer

#TheMomenTographer #DanielSync #OloriGbaguraOfAgura #OmobolanleBakre


She go use doggystyle kill that old man for sure
Celebrities / Re: Clem Ohameze In Tears As Prophet Jeremiah Fufeyin Gifts Him N8M For Surgery by Caboceer: 11:05pm On Nov 28, 2021
Na the money dey inside the boxes so?

How will he take it home without getting robbed? shocked

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