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Politics / Re: Twitter Ban: FG Develops Code Of Conduct For Facebook, Instagram by Caboceer: 11:03pm On Nov 28, 2021
Ekpekus:
cheesy
Remain to sew uniform for us to use SM...
Always chasing shadows..

They are useless people
Politics / Re: "We Do Not Force Confessions Out Of Suspects" - DSS by Caboceer: 10:57pm On Nov 28, 2021
aminulive:
POLITICSNIGERIA.COM


https://politicsnigeria.com/breaking-we-do-not-force-confessions-out-of-suspects-dss/

Dr. Peter Afunnaya PhD grin

Doctor of Lies, obviously
Politics / Re: 2 Police Officers Killed In Anambra, Their Bodies Burnt, One Still Missing by Caboceer: 10:54pm On Nov 28, 2021
after4:
And the killers are your Fulani tribes men




Anu mpama
Politics / Re: 2 Police Officers Killed In Anambra, Their Bodies Burnt, One Still Missing by Caboceer: 10:52pm On Nov 28, 2021
BeeBeeOoh:
One officer is still missing, according to the police.



https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/497838-two-police-officers-killed-their-bodies-burnt-in-anambra.html

Travelling with civilian drivers means they were definitely on illegal duty
Politics / Re: Twitter Ban: FG Develops Code Of Conduct For Facebook, Instagram by Caboceer: 10:44pm On Nov 28, 2021
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Caboceer: 7:20pm On Nov 28, 2021
KristaPretty:


Most frustrated Nigerian, it's sold!!! grin

Na hardship dey worry you

Something you suppose to dash your gateman...he fit reject am sef grin

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Caboceer: 7:09pm On Nov 28, 2021
KristaPretty:
Giant Box for sale. Can contain one human being if you decide to sleep in the box with legs folded grin

It needs just cleaning and top cover zip replacement. All tyres are gone but Very durable.

Location is Mainland

I got it 55,000 naira sometime ago so I can be kind enough to let you choose how much you pay-with wisdom considering the missing features please cheesy,

09036862403

Thank you kindly.


Update

It's no longer available, someone from naira land contacted and paid for it.


Even those who put their clothes inside polybag were busy condemning what I posted, rubbish.

Buhari hardship is realgrin

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Politics / Re: David Hundeyin Confronts Abike Dabiri-Erewa On Radio Over Death Of Itunu by Caboceer: 5:33pm On Nov 28, 2021
Tareq1105:


Make him Senior Special Adviser (Media) to Buhari or any top politician now, he'll change.

Femi Adesina used to be hot too just like Ruben Abati until they got appointment.

To me, he's vibrant bcoz he's "not eating" yet Femi Adesina can't talk bcoz he's"eating"

Trust no one.

Confirma

No human being can talk while their mouth is full grin

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Politics / Re: David Hundeyin Confronts Abike Dabiri-Erewa On Radio Over Death Of Itunu by Caboceer: 5:31pm On Nov 28, 2021

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Politics / Re: Exclusive : DSS Officer, Samson Enweruzo Unveiled As Killer Of Innocent Igbos by Caboceer: 3:56pm On Nov 28, 2021
Igbo versus Igbo

Igbo bu Igbo angry
Crime / Re: I Just Misplaced My Phone And Money Gone!!! by Caboceer: 2:35pm On Nov 28, 2021
Nigerians are so wild these days, their blood dey hot for money anyhow
Family / Re: Her Mother Making Passes At Her Husband by Caboceer: 11:49pm On Nov 27, 2021
FirefliesSun:
I am so mad right now. I am so confused.
Today around 5:30, I had to visit my friend to pluck hibiscus flowers.

One thing led to another while at the flowers, I saw my friend's mother making eyes/wink and pouting to my friends husband. He just smiled back although he noticed I saw it but the mother didn't.

I can swear they are having a fling and it's shameful. I don't know how to tell her. I am just here, very confused and bothered. Even if I wanted to tell her, how do I even start?

Mama too like prìck

N.B: They are likely fuckîng already...trust nobody not even your mama
Politics / Re: Black Soot During Heavy Rainfall In Port Harcourt Pix by Caboceer: 11:34pm On Nov 27, 2021
Idamond:
Today's(Saturday) rain was not like other days in Port Harcourt the water was very dark and irritating..

Issa Biafra sontin

Feel bad for the innocent kids who have to breathe in this nonsense tho...Wike is busy playing mr project
Politics / Re: ₦17 Billion Paris Club Refund Landed Obiano On EFCC’s Watch List by Caboceer: 11:08am On Nov 27, 2021
Obi-Drinkard

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Politics / Re: First Day In Office Of Asiwaju Ahmed Bola Tinubu As Governor In 1999 by Caboceer: 10:48am On Nov 27, 2021
The beginning of 23 years of slavery

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Sports / Re: Klopp Clashes With Reporter After Calling AFCON ‘Little Tournament' by Caboceer: 10:03am On Nov 27, 2021
robosky02:
UCL: Klopp clashes with reporter after calling African Cup of Nations ‘little tournament’



https://dailypost.ng/2021/11/25/ucl-klopp-clashes-with-reporter-after-calling-african-cup-of-nations-little-tournament/

Africans cheesy You turn your entire land to a toilet yet you keep demanding that the western world respect you
Crime / Re: Police Officer, Edem Ebong Dismissed After Killing 5 Persons In Enugu (Picture) by Caboceer: 9:55am On Nov 27, 2021
EBMedia:
Trigger-Happy Police Officer Dismissed After Killing Five Persons In Enugu (Photo)



https://www.instagram.com/p/CWvWJshNEQn/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Note how he looks so bewildered and lost, now that the rifle he was so proud of has been taken away from him.

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Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Fetish Priestess That Is Very Pretty? (be Truthful) by Caboceer: 11:45pm On Nov 26, 2021
nairalandankrah:
cheesy... Can you?

But she's married already, married to the deity...the deity will kill any man who makes the mistake of trying to wife her
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Could This Job Of N130k Weekly Payment Be Real? by Caboceer: 7:49pm On Nov 26, 2021
ifytrik:
So a friend of mine who is based in Lagos state called me few weeks back and was telling about how he is earning 225$ per week working for a foreign company in Lagos, I converted the money to naira and it was almost 130thousand naira per week shocked

I asked him if there is vacancy in the company so I will apply and he said he will do something about it, he called me yesterday and said there is vacant for two workers and he has already collected one form for me, he said I should prepare myself make sure i come over to lagos between today (Friday 26th Nov 2021) to(Monday 29th Nov 2021)

He said the registration fee is 450thound naira, and I must come with the money, he also said if I fail to come before or on Tuesday morning next week then they will give the job to someone else.

Nairalanders based in Lagos state please help a brother, I don't want to be scammed, do you know of such company? Could this be real or another mmm?


Bring the 450k registration money to me instead, I gat a job of 1 million dollars for you.

You be mugu. Your friend go carry your money chop isi-ewu for three months
Religion / Re: Kathy McDaniel: Misfit In Hell To Heaven Expat by Caboceer: 7:46pm On Nov 26, 2021
Foreign Affairs / Re: Uganda Risks Losing Only International Airport Over Chinese Loan by Caboceer: 4:50pm On Nov 26, 2021
Emergingnation:


https://punchng.com/uganda-loses-only-international-airport-over-chinese-loan/

This is Nigeria post-Buhari

Get ready people, the Chinese are coming to possess their possessions!
Crime / Re: Popular Nightclub Owner In Kano, Mistress Found Dead In A Car by Caboceer: 11:44am On Nov 26, 2021
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Caboceer: 8:43am On Nov 26, 2021
reddingtonblack:



when i see guyz going on like this, i really do feel sad for them, cos i know only poverty & inexposure can reduce a man's esteem to point he thanks a lady for replying, i see it on facebook tew, what if tasha or lambo cum text you back nko grin
Bro frm my heart i pray God elevate & promote you, you suppose be man, naa ordinary G dey fvck almight tiwa savage wey u naa dey see faint. saying much already just focus on the prayer and i pray yu sleep 2nite wink

No mind am na small boy wey neva see tohtoh well grin

I bet you were like that too once

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Crime / Re: Breaking:Evans the Kidnapper sentenced to death by hanging by Caboceer: 8:33am On Nov 26, 2021
Blue3k:
Lol will the governor sign off on it or delay it like they're known to do. Anyway Evans got what he deserved.



He's right about governors impeding these sentences. If you were smart you would demand they be removed from the process.




Exactly the governors are Unnecessary bottle neck impeding these sentences. Idiots claim its a good thing because the judicial system is broken but forget governor have power to commute sentences if necessary. Lastly they could submit law change to end capital punishment in their states. The best solution is to simply get the governors out the process if you believe in capital punishment.



According to Ganduje, a convicted criminal was once found not guilty and exonerated after the death sentence had already been carried out. Oshiomhole was the one who signed off, according to him

That is why they don't sign anymore.
Crime / Re: Breaking:Evans the Kidnapper sentenced to death by hanging by Caboceer: 8:24am On Nov 26, 2021

Politics / Re: President Buhari Opens 9th General Assembly Of African First Ladies In Abuja by Caboceer: 3:47pm On Nov 24, 2021
LordviccoDaGuru:
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Stay the fvck outta my mentions if you don't wanna die untimely you cretin

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Politics / Re: Kill Subsidy, Cut CBN Loans, Raise ‘Sin’ Taxes… World Bank Tells Buhari by Caboceer: 2:42am On Nov 24, 2021
Stop stealing

That's the part they forgot to add
Politics / Re: President Buhari Opens 9th General Assembly Of African First Ladies In Abuja by Caboceer: 8:50am On Nov 23, 2021
General Assembly of Useless People

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Crime / Re: Professor Felix Anyaegbunam Arrested For Defiling 12-Year-Old Pupil In Ebonyi by Caboceer: 10:53am On Nov 22, 2021
The prof must be castrated with immediate effect.

That is the only remedy for paedophilia, or send him to jail for life
Health / Re: Lady Bitten To Death By Snake In Abuja As She Sat To Urinate by Caboceer: 10:26am On Nov 22, 2021
studentofTruth:



Was going through this thread searching for a reasonable comment like yours.

The story isn't complete. She couldn't have died on the spot. What was done after the snake bite matters a lot.

Abeg forget

Cobra bite na death certificate for naija

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