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Family / Re: Why Do People Have A Problem With You Once You Start Living Good? by Caboceer: 10:20am On Nov 22, 2021
IvarDboneless:
Me I had to pack outta my neighborhood make dem no kill me because of ordinary 2012 spider way I just buy

Truth is you cannot even drive clean 04 Corolla these days as a young dude, without popo chasing you upandan

And they say Nigeria will be great

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Family / Re: Why Do People Have A Problem With You Once You Start Living Good? by Caboceer: 10:18am On Nov 22, 2021
solasoulmusic:
Yeah I remember supporting Google … I have had my email since they came out and then the day I wanted to promote music they said my debit card had been listed for fraud.

My crime being an independent artist and entrepreneur who avoids being owed by anyone

Nobody wants to be there for the building process but as soon as it becomes shelter they all want a peice

Omo, na Larry Page dey envy you. With Sergey Bringrin

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Family / Re: Why Do People Have A Problem With You Once You Start Living Good? by Caboceer: 10:11am On Nov 22, 2021
Prettydevil:
When I was looking tattered I swear everyone acted like they loved me, while saying “ndooooooo” to me every second. Once I started wearing designers and entering cab while buying bulk fast food takeaways then the hate started, every single day my landlady would have a problem with my front yard, my backyard, my rope, my chair , just with anything I do. Same woman who has never quarrel with me when I was looking like who was about to die of hunger. She couldn’t take the generator I bought so much so this woman said I should park out. I swear till I die I cannot ever believe anybody loves me again except for just my mother

Maybe she think say you dey do yahoogrin

Many people dey fear yahoo guys this days because of the plenty juju wey dem dey do

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Crime / Re: 482 Impounded Okadas Crushed In Lagos (photos) by Caboceer: 4:37am On Nov 21, 2021
This is idiocy

Nigeria expends her limiited forex to bring in these things, no matter how you view iit Lagos cannot justify crushing them. They are not seeing the bigger picture

This is what you get when you put stone junkies in charge of a nation's economic capital

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Politics / Re: Ekiti Senator Gbenga Aluko Slumps, Dies In Abuja by Caboceer: 4:32am On Nov 21, 2021
Golan007:


Sharap.

Person no fit die again.

Abi e take vaccine pass those wey dey abroad?

Oya go qnd die na!

Cuntface
Politics / Re: David Hundeyin And Bashir El-Rufai Fight On Twitter by Caboceer: 8:55am On Nov 20, 2021
Biafrarep:


You and that El Rufai son are both dull. For him to call David Hundeyin baby factory or drug trafficker shows it is not an identity since the dude is probably from the middle belt.

Hundeyin is from Badagry in Lagos here...ethnic Fon

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Science/Technology / Re: See The Big Scorpion That Almost Stung Me! by Caboceer: 8:54pm On Nov 07, 2021
Wawelexy:
Deadly creature, but they don't attack without sensing any threat towards them.

If you step on that thing in the dark you're gone
Politics / Re: ISIS Envoys Attend Swearing-in Of Sani Shuwaram As New ISWAP Leader In Lake Chad by Caboceer: 8:19pm On Nov 06, 2021
Hurry up and die too, so you can go fvck your 77 virgins in Hell

Monkey
Politics / Re: Onochie’s Attacks On Igbo Monarchs Sacrilegious, Odious, Says Ohanaeze by Caboceer: 8:15pm On Nov 06, 2021
Champele:
You sound like one of them. Exactly what I was pointing out. Una so useless to our society


Na you and your Papa useless

Anuofia
Politics / Re: Photos Of Tinubu Praying On A Chair In A Mosque by Caboceer: 8:14pm On Nov 06, 2021
His knees are gone

Shey na this kind person wan do 24-hr job like presidency of Nigeria?
Education / Re: FUTO Student Arrested For Pouring Hot Water On Fellow Student Over Toothpaste by Caboceer: 8:12pm On Nov 06, 2021
Maybe he was banging her on code and brought a different babe to sleep over the previous night

Abi why else did she feel entitled to his toothpaste and his attention at that material time?

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Crime / Re: JUST IN: Nigerian Lady Assaulted At Cubana Enugu Cries Out by Caboceer: 10:33pm On Nov 05, 2021
Jiggyupdates:
A Nigerian lady was allegedly verbally and physically assaulted by a bouncer at the Cubana night club, in the heart of Enugu.

She took to her social media pages to narrate the horrific experience. According to her, she went to the club for a birthday party, alongside her friend. Whilst answering a phone call, she overheard one of the club bouncers harassing her friend and came to her aid. The bouncer, Echa, succeeded in throwing her friend out of the club.

In a bid to defend her friend, she questioned whether the bouncer would do same if that was his sister. He simply brushed off the statement by declaring that his sister would not be in the club at that time of the night.

In a statement made by @max_jajay, the bouncer physically assaulted her, before throwing her out of the club. She took to her Instagram page to call out the club and the perpetrator of the heinous act.

MORE: https://pecohubmedia.com/posts/nigerian-lady-assaulted-at-gustavo-cubana-enugu-cries-out/

Olosho doingsgrin
Politics / Re: Onochie’s Attacks On Igbo Monarchs Sacrilegious, Odious, Says Ohanaeze by Caboceer: 10:11pm On Nov 05, 2021
Champele:
Who those so called priest and clergymen help? They are as useless ass Nnamdi murderer refer them. Every man must answer for his actions. Nnamdi has caused the death of hundreds of people in the name of fighting for Biafra while collecting money from enemies of ndị Igbo. Hé must pay for it

I fumigated your mother's pussy with my spermatozoa

I bet you didn't know that you worthless son of a syphilitic who.re

And guess what? Am still gonna fvck her tonite!

Politics / Re: Anambra Election: DIG, AIG Resign, Redeployed by Caboceer: 10:03pm On Nov 05, 2021
Business / Re: Why Are Nigerians So Quick To Accept Inflation? by Caboceer: 9:54pm On Nov 05, 2021
SeaTrade:
Nigeria is the only country in the world where a product will jump in price by 50% and sales of that product won't change.

It has made corporations greedy and they milk Nigerians with reckless abandon at the slightest opportunity.

Why can't people just boycott those greedy brands,move to cheaper ones and let it sink in the heads of this corporations that no brand is too big to fail,irrespective of product or distribution network.

As someone that has travelled a lot around Africa,I can boast that Nigeria is the only place where this happens and consumers will show vulnerability and dependency by simply continuing patronage and showing these people that "we don't have a choice".
This is a very wrong message to pass,make una try wise up abeg.

Brand loyalty is a daft thing to do cos you would be taken advantage of by oligarchs.
I drop my pen.

This needs to get to front page let's discuss more on this.

Your drinks nko, are you selling at the same prices pre- and post-covid?
Travel / Re: Man Crushed To Death While Attempting To 'Collect' Money From Truck Driver by Caboceer: 2:45pm On Nov 05, 2021
DonCrack:
Man Crushed To Death While Attempting To 'Collect' Money From Truck Driver In Kwara



https://hgsmediaplus.com/2021/11/05/man-crushed-to-death-while-attempting-to-collect-money-from-truck-driver-in-kwara/

Owoda? Owo mi da?

Crime / Re: She Was Deceived Into Prostitution Abroad. by Caboceer: 2:38pm On Nov 05, 2021
Kaynnedy:
Good afternoon House.

Someone told my sister that there was a connection for a sales rep. Job in UAE, since she's yet to get a job after her NYSC, (you know how tough Nigeria is now. But it will require her to pay some money for her visa, flight ticket and other necessary documents, but my sister told her that she currently don't have money to process any international papers.

After much discussion this lady told my sister not to worry that all documentations including flight ticket will be paid for her but on a commission fee when she arrived her destination and upon resuming work in UAE, a percentage of her salary will be remitted to them until she pays up the debt incurred.

This was two months ago precisely August. Now fast forward to yesterday 3rd November 2021, I got a WhatsApp message from my sister telling me that she was being forced into prostitution upon arriving and not the sales job as was agreed.

I told her to find a way to come back to Nigeria since she has a return ticket that will expire in 4 days time valid till 8th November 2021.

Now the issue is:
1. Her Boss, as she called her earlier took her passport upon arrival in the pretense that she may misplace it or it may get stolen.

2. Her boss insisted on her paying all the debt incurred in processing her peppers which is 125% extra on what she spent in bringing her to Dubai, which amounts to N3.5 million Naira.

Please is there a way she can return back without her international passport since she went there legally and her return ticket is still valid.

Please we need help as during this altercation since yesterday, I cannot communicate with her as her Boss has seized her phone. It's now a matter of life and death.

Report to NAPTIP, NIDCOM and Naija embassy in Dubai
Politics / Re: Onochie’s Attacks On Igbo Monarchs Sacrilegious, Odious, Says Ohanaeze by Caboceer: 3:44pm On Nov 04, 2021
Champele:
She was doing it with your mother.

I fvcked your mother for twelve euros. I nutted all over her ugly face, ask her she'll tell you

Oloriburuku somebody like you.
Politics / Re: Onochie’s Attacks On Igbo Monarchs Sacrilegious, Odious, Says Ohanaeze by Caboceer: 1:48pm On Nov 03, 2021
Mystic216:
That woman is being driven by her present earnings
She and Joe will later reap well


She used to be a prostitute in Europe

For context, that's all

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Politics / Re: Abba Kyari Reinstated, Resumes Work - Demola Of Lagos (Photos) by Caboceer: 9:40pm On Oct 30, 2021
Awaiting IG
Crime / Re: Faces Of Wanted Persons Who Escaped From The Oyo Custodial Centre On Friday 22nd by Caboceer: 9:01pm On Oct 30, 2021
Born2winnx:
na wa, some don fly togo. do 5years there.

back to naija, case forgotten.

Not so ewsy to cross border you need cash.

Most of them are still laying low, trying to scrounge up funds...which means more robberies, kidnappings, rapes and killings unless the popo act fast.
Politics / Re: Police Arrest Top ESN Commander In Anambra, Recover Six Rifles (Photo) by Caboceer: 8:55pm On Oct 30, 2021
Ibo land has always been full of snitches, yet they are quick to call other people betrayers
Politics / Re: Odinkalu: Malami Acting Like ‘Senior Advocate Of Bandits’ by Caboceer: 12:18pm On Oct 28, 2021
aminulive:
POLITICSNIGERIA.COM



https://politicsnigeria.com/malami-acting-like-senior-advocate-of-bandits-odinkalu/

That's S.A.B

Now guess who is commander in chief of bandits?
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Issues First Gender 'X' Passport To Intersex Navy Veteran, Dana Zzyym (Pics) by Caboceer: 12:02pm On Oct 28, 2021
where is intersexsherry

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Health / Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala Celebrates Son, Uchechi Iweala, On Medical Feat by Caboceer: 11:57am On Oct 28, 2021
Oduduwa707:
How come the boy no go any 9ja university? They loot Nigeria's resources to raise their kids abroad... While millions of average Nigerians languish in poverty and less qualitative education. angry

Afterall na Nigeria's resources she take sponsor am... undecided

Yet, the majority of the gullible Nigerians are gonna still congratulate him. cool

Rubbish!

Okonjo-Iweala did not use Nigerian loot to send her kids to school, and that's a fact.

But she's complicit in our systemic issues by having kept silent while GEJ and his accomplices were robbing the treasury...she could've at least spoken out and resigned in protest, but she worked as their purser for six years. That makes her liable too.

It's a shame that she cares more about her international resume than about the many millions of Nigerian kids sentenced to lifetime poverty and malnutrrition by this dysfunctional system.

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Politics / Re: You Have No Power To Install CCTV At Abolongo Prison - Sola Fasure To Makinde by Caboceer: 11:44am On Oct 28, 2021
Ecstasy154:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/10/oyo-jailbreak-youve-no-power-to-install-cctv-at-abolongo-prison-aregbesola-tells-makinde/

Now everyone knows who was behind the jailbreak, and why

Foretaste of what awaits Nigeria in 2023, if we fall under Tinubu and his band of veteran rogues

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Business / Re: FBN Holdings Confirms Hassan-Odukale As Single-Largest Shareholder by Caboceer: 11:40am On Oct 28, 2021
SavageResponse:


i am also a share holder in First Bank and I would not want to have Otedola as the chairman cos I know he will want to turn the place to his personal piggy bank! angry

Ote is a front too...he's washing some big shot's loot for them, prolly GEJ.

Put him in charge and he'd seize the opportunity to strip out assets too, kill two birds with one stone...FBN about to go the way of African Petroleum lolgrin

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