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Politics / Re: FG Outlines Firms For Sale, Concession by Caboceer: 10:56am On Sep 05, 2021
dre11:
An investors’ guide invites investors to take advantage of the opportunities available and incentives offered by the government and buy into those businesses.



https://www.premiumtimesng.com/business/business-news/483013-nigerian-govt-outlines-firms-for-sale-concession-full-list.html

How can you sell an environmental protection board?

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Battle Extreme Poverty Amid Many Fg’s Alleviation Schemes by Caboceer: 8:50pm On Sep 04, 2021
WibusJaga:

Nigeria has simply grown too large & diverse for one ruler with enormous powers in Abuja.
Way to go is restructuring with devolution of powers to the regions.
We just can't continue repeating same thing & expect different results. That's madness.

The mallams are scared of restructuring because they don't have crude oil

Funny enough the average northerner is worse-off under the current economic structure but he cannot understand, so he just does what his leaders tell him. The elites up north are the ones hanging on to the present arrangement because it benefits them, and them alone.

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Sports / Re: Okafor Kelechi, Footballer Dies Few Hours To Leave Nigeria For Europe by Caboceer: 1:16pm On Sep 04, 2021
Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Health Worsens, Hands Shakes After Several Surgeries - Sahara Reporters by Caboceer: 1:13pm On Sep 04, 2021
slivertongue:
there is time and season for everything. only God can reward good or evil effectively. tinubu prepare ur house. Jesus could come at anytime

Jesus is knocking on Tinooboo's door already but he's shit-scared to open, too much blood on his handsgrin

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Politics / Re: What Does A Hissing Gas Cylinder Mean? by Caboceer: 12:05pm On Sep 04, 2021
Ikwerelastborn:

Just 50 naira condom from your dad on the night he fcvked your mom would have prevented the birth of an uncivilised, sociopathic animal like you whose frustrated life has become so unbearable to him that he's now mad in the public, you're a cursed worthless vagabond,go sit down

This one na oloriburukugrin

I didn't read that trash you wrote, fyi. So don't you ever quote me again in your useless life
Politics / Re: What Does A Hissing Gas Cylinder Mean? by Caboceer: 11:43am On Sep 04, 2021
seborrhic:

That thing you quoted just wanted to be noticed.
If you hadn't replied the second rubbish he posted,he would still have come back with another nasty post, that's how their type operate.
You either ignore people like that or if u can't bear to skip their posts,you give them back nasty mentions,even in other threads they posted in.
But best is reporting to the mods,their post get deleted and they get banned.

You sad lot will never be corrected.. that's why you live lives only fit for animals, you in particular you're worse than an animal

A monkey has got more intelligence than you. If you had kids I guess you'd use that type of cylinder to store gas right inside your house

Worthless fool
Politics / Re: What Does A Hissing Gas Cylinder Mean? by Caboceer: 11:39am On Sep 04, 2021
Mangekyo:

I'm not a man abeg.




I don't have any kids. They kids here are my siblings.
The cylinder would get changed when my parents return. For now, I'll just leave it outside there.

How old are you in fact
Politics / Re: What Does A Hissing Gas Cylinder Mean? by Caboceer: 11:38am On Sep 04, 2021
Ikwerelastborn:

You're idiotic and a sociopath for your last paragraph to the op,take your frustrated soul out of this thread,mpama

Have you ever seen the aftermath of cooking gas explosion, you imbe-cile?
Politics / Re: What Does A Hissing Gas Cylinder Mean? by Caboceer: 6:59am On Sep 04, 2021
Mangekyo:
See as everywhere dey smell gas gas.... I've taken it out now.

You're an irresponsible man
Politics / Re: What Does A Hissing Gas Cylinder Mean? by Caboceer: 6:58am On Sep 04, 2021
Mangekyo:


I doubt if the rubber is bad. I've dropped in a little amount of water in the head and its very calm. It should be bubbling if that is the case

This cylinder is no more fit for use now, haba. It's obviously leaking from that corroded part of the body.

Even if you no like yourself do it for the sake of those innocent kids you have, throw that cylinder away immediately. I swear a lot of people are too irresponsible to have kids they just do it to measure up to social standards.
Politics / Re: In Praise Of Boss Mustapha @ 65 by Caboceer: 6:42am On Sep 04, 2021
Ewelesuo:


Your burden

No he's the burden of your worthless generations

You're the one worshipping a dead dog because you are a hopeless being

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Crime / Re: Omesa Broderick Tortured By Police, Undergoes Brain Surgery by Caboceer: 6:40am On Sep 04, 2021
Islie:



• DPO shielding rogue cops, dares me to report to Buhari – Victim’s wife



https://punchng.com/newlywed-undergoes-brain-surgery-after-police-torture-remains-unstable/


Lalasticlala





When those three demons eventually die gruesome deaths, some useless nincompoops will be on hand to type RIP to them and suggest that maybe they are among the 'good ones' within the force.

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Crime / Re: Man Goes Crazy And Crashes Television Sets In A Shopping Mall by Caboceer: 6:34am On Sep 04, 2021
When you tell them don't do drugs e go be like say na because na jew dey talkgrin
Politics / Re: In Praise Of Boss Mustapha @ 65 by Caboceer: 1:48am On Sep 04, 2021
In praise of a dog's carcass
Crime / Re: Lekki Now Hotbed Of Cybercrime, 402 Suspects Arrested In 3 Months - EFCC by Caboceer: 6:50pm On Sep 03, 2021
Isn't it better for someone to be inside the house, pissing outside (yahoo boys) than for them to be inside the house pissing in (useless government officials busy looting the treasury})

NB: The oyibo man is perpetually outside the house, pissing inside on all of us Africans. That is why people Buhari, Tinubu and majority of government thieves spend months abroad, to escape the stench of their own piss mixed with that of the white man.

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Politics / Re: How Igbos handed Nigeria to Rothschild by Caboceer: 5:48pm On Sep 03, 2021
Buckeyemedia1:
The knowledge is too much for your brain to decipher?

It's garbage bro...only fit to be consumed by mentally subnormal humans like yourself
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Caboceer: 5:45pm On Sep 03, 2021
skillip:
. Like @felicity said set destination when leaving the house every morning, your closing hours will most likely give you a surge trip, while you use the weekends to meet your deliverery -target .

All in all I don't think you should return the car because you don't know if you will be working on long or short term, sometimes it's difficult to get a car. All the best.

Knowing naija hustle, a job thay pays him 170k per month will likely consume his saturdays as well

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Lauds The Court, Affirms Protection Of Human Rights by Caboceer: 5:34pm On Sep 03, 2021
Useless man
Politics / Re: How Igbos handed Nigeria to Rothschild by Caboceer: 5:31pm On Sep 03, 2021
RevDesm0ndJuju:
It's not the fulani. Those lesser cainanites are just your overseers in a Jewish owned private company known as the Royal Niger Company.

Jews ran amock in Africa prior to colonialization. The white European only got involved when Jewish merchants from Portugal to England to Amsterdam and France began squabbling among each other on turf rights on which African port is theirs to monopolize. For this reason they will later lay the foundations for Govt backed corporations.

The Jews in Liverpool registered their slaving company in London under the charter known as Royal Niger Company while the Amsterdam Jews floated the Royal Dutch Charter.

So a Jewish slave ship operating into Calabar could only do so under the London registered charter.

Now this went on for a while until the White Europeans decided to play a bigger role in pillaging Africa. To this effect they sent direct Representatives of the King to oversee their new territory in Africa.

But as the European got more involved directly with Africa, his empathy for her people grew and so began the colonial era.

We should all understand that the period 1914 - 1960 was without doubt the most peaceful and progressive era in these lands we call Nigeria. For all the sins of the Colonialists we can at least forgive them for being the ones to end the brutal tribal wars, erradication of diseases and an end to the barbaric Jewish slave trade.

When the White Europeans decided to bow out, they left us a very promising and progressive future. But not long after they left, Judas came back to destroy and recolonize Nigeria.

The Royal Dutch Shell company is perharps the biggest winner in Nigeria's descent to madness immediately after independence.

This same Royal Dutch Shell company was heavily involved in the African slave trade and is owned by the richest Jewish family on Earth - The Rothschild.

To get his hands on Nigeria's oil, Nathan Rothschild faccilitated the Igbo Marxist coup of 1966. With a central govt controlling every resource now in place, Rothschild knew he could now get direct control on all of Nigeria's oil wealth. But the Igbos could not hold power long enough after the mutiny of northern officers who now declared to leave Nigeria. The Jew then quickly changed sides and recruited the fulanis as their new trustees in the Nigerian nightmare while still assuring the Igbos of support for their Biafra. So Rothschild funded both sides in an uncivil war towards accumulating more future wealth through war debt in keeping Nigeria one or Biafra free.

From that moment onwards, Jews own Nigeria through accumulated debt and oil wells.

This is the sad story of Nigeria.

Garbage

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Crime / Re: SSS 1 Student Killed After Caught In Bed With Married Woman by Caboceer: 12:59am On Sep 03, 2021
Crime of Passiongrin
Crime / Re: I Was Scammed The Sum Of 1,070,000 Naira. Please Any Easier Way To Track Them? by Caboceer: 12:29am On Sep 03, 2021
ultimate77:

You really are void of wisdom. That's all I can say to you

Look at you, aboki woman collected 1 milla from your hand as if she is taking sweet from a baby, but you are here talking of wisdom
Crime / Re: I Was Scammed The Sum Of 1,070,000 Naira. Please Any Easier Way To Track Them? by Caboceer: 9:42am On Sep 02, 2021
ultimate77:
CNTD
Everything happened so fast from Sunday to Friday, I had already parted with 850,000 naira from my account. All these each time she asks me to, pay, I remove my card and the money is taken out.

My friend was to Wed on Saturday and I should be at the wedding. Before I left asaba I'd taken them to the hospital. First Delta American hospital asaba where they said she has to undergo surgery as fast and will need a deposit of 50k first. I did pay too.

She was making some kind of fake calls either to her accomplices and they keep saying they are coming with cash and all that. She insisted I shouldn't go for the wedding that I should stay back so she'll give me back my money, I said since shel be in for surgery, I'd come back before she leaves. I kick my car, as soon as I entered owerri, my eyes cleared, I was just shouting in my car, how come I was this foolish.

Before the night fall, one of the girls called me telling me they can't see Amina again, that she called them telling them that she was hit by a car.. I said ok, it has already downed on me that I have been Hindu winded and scammed. I called and told them I won't be coming back till month end, hoping to leave the next day after the wedding to do my own investigation.

I called a police friend to report the matter to him, he shouted but never believed me because he said he don't believe anyone can do this to me. He referee me to a senior police officer at asaba police headquarters where I met him and explained to him. He referee me to the same police station where they used my money to settle to bail her guy.

When I explained my odeal, every one there shouted as they start telling me that it was this same issue that kept she and the guy there for 3 weeks and the Uber guy had jazz that was stronger than theirs and that was why he could come to the police... I did everything the police asked me to do and the ipo asked me to pay 50k before anything, I told him please to start as I was already dried. After all begging he said I should go, hell take it from there. I left and concluded he won't do anything.

I've been calling her number with different lines, she won't take, the guy sees my status, the other girl I see her status but I hid mine from her. I have contacted network providers and they asked that I should go to DSS and report.

I have pictures and videos I took at some points.

I know it might look as though it doesn't add up, but this I went through. I have tried paying the money back, it was money sent to me to procure laptops for the former company I worked for. I have purchased and delivered all the pcs but each time I remember this, it breaks my heart that this happened to me.

I want to find this Amina particularly. The other girls claimed they were in same situation with me too.

She swined them 350k the first Uber guy 750k which she used me to pay.

I'll attach images. And numbers. Please anyone who have any idea of how to go about this easily to get them. I will appreciate every piece.


OP talk true you like tohtoh too muchgrin

Which one of them confuse you, is it that heavy nyansh standing, or the one lying on the bed
Crime / Re: I Was Scammed The Sum Of 1,070,000 Naira. Please Any Easier Way To Track Them? by Caboceer: 9:31am On Sep 02, 2021
With all this rigmarole....OP is probably a scammer himself

That's how they go round in circles till they are sure you've lost guard then they hit you with correct format

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Caboceer: 7:36am On Sep 02, 2021
northbird:
People living around agungi ajiran road, how do you deal with the flooding.

Last Saturday, took a lady from ikeja to one estate around there, when it got to a point, I had to turn back, she was yapping that, is it not other cars going..... Bla bla.


BTW, some drivers on rental bad sha, I mean some guys were still plodding through the deep water like that. , haba, pity the owner na.

.... Back to the story.
I told her.

Me: if this car stops in this flood, Will you push the car for me? She couldn't answer.

We had to turn back and follow the Osapa London route ( after she made a call to one of her friends who suggested a route) to connect to the back of agungi ajiran.

Anything flood, you are on your own, if your car gives up in the flood. Tomorrow, she will still order another car to come and pick her.

Na you and mechanic go dey reason how to resuscitate the Golden goose.


That's what makes 'e-hailing' a sweet deal for uber/bolt and their riders... they take all the benefits and leave all the disadvantages for the 'e-hailers' lol

Same way Lekki took the fall so that V.I can.be flood-freegrin This particular society is a zero-sum one...anything that looks so rosy has definitely got a dark side, trust me.

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Crime / Re: The First Man To Accuse R. Kelly Of Sexual Abuse Testifies That The Singer Asked by Caboceer: 1:27pm On Sep 01, 2021
He no even wash the thing sef he sucked it all sweaty and stinky

Why don't I believe this dude
Politics / Re: Niger State Government Bans Cattle Markets, Issues New Security Directives by Caboceer: 9:40pm On Aug 31, 2021
buckeyemedia:
Cattle was never in the Federal jurisdiction, you asked them their opinion.

Is like you no wan useful again till you die

Red Bororo like you
Politics / Re: Niger State Government Bans Cattle Markets, Issues New Security Directives by Caboceer: 9:39pm On Aug 31, 2021
buckeyemedia:
Almijiri what concerns you & The President? What has the Governor or Government of your state done for you to better the lives of you & your family members? Charity they say begins @ home.

I check ya profile come see ya Mama breast like bag of beans

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Politics / Re: Niger State Government Bans Cattle Markets, Issues New Security Directives by Caboceer: 9:35pm On Aug 31, 2021
HonNL:
Like Kaduna and Katsina States, the Niger State Government has issued a set of directives to curb the rising insecurity and banditry bedevilling the State.



SOURCE

See even northern state dey ban cattle market

After now one abnormal creature will be talking of grazing route and ruga
Politics / Re: Meet Nigerian Student Activist Rusticated 3 Times By 3 Vc's by Caboceer: 9:31pm On Aug 31, 2021
Getsaved:
I do not know why many of the student activist in O.A.U those days could'nt penetrate the Nigerian politics. Meeeehn! Those guys were brave intelligent, articulate, bold, with relative high moral intelligenc. the students activist of 80s and 90s in O.A.U are worth writing a book on. Those guys (e.g 3 As and his group) would have positively impacted lives of ordinary Nigerians, how be it, Nigerians hate uprightly resolute men.

Forget those guys, they are crazier, greedier than these people ruling Nigeria...in fact most of the current politicians were unionists while they were students but they were the low profile ones.

The top unionists had their life progress impeded by campus turbulence. By the time they got into the real society they were too old to gain a footing.
Celebrities / Re: See What Micheal Jackson's Children Look Like Now And What They're Into by Caboceer: 7:01pm On Aug 31, 2021
xaggar:


please read about these two persons (Michael Jackson's real Sons): Brandon Howard of the Billie Jean story and Omer Bhatti.
check them out on Google.

Brandon is also a musician like his father Michael; even with the same voice, character etc.

Joe Jackson (MJ's dad}) is the father of that boy. Makes them half siblings

Joe was a very notorious womanizer in his day
Celebrities / Re: See What Micheal Jackson's Children Look Like Now And What They're Into by Caboceer: 8:33pm On Aug 30, 2021
goodmorning40:
Why is it that non of his children picked his black gene. They all look white

donor sperm

those kids have nothing to do with wacko jacko aside the fact they spent several years with him and he gave them his name...and half that time even, he was strung out on drugs

they are not his kids. mj never penetrated a woman once till he died.

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