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Politics / Re: How Nigerian Army Handed Chinwetalu Agu Over To DSS by Caboceer: 9:59pm On Oct 08, 2021
aminulive:
POLITICSNIGERIA.COM



https://politicsnigeria.com/exclusive-nigerian-army-hands-over-chinwetalu-agu-to-dss/

Papa Agu done buy job

Hope they at least give him access to his meds

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Politics / Re: NDLEA: Why Cannabis Can’t Be Legalised In Nigeria by Caboceer: 9:56pm On Oct 08, 2021
Buba Marwa must be high, if he thinks that twaddle he voiced out can prevent people from lighting up some Nigerian Natural Grass (NNG).
Politics / Re: Gunmen Burn DSS, FRSC Offices In Nnewi Over Nigerian Flag by Caboceer: 11:11pm On Oct 03, 2021
cazchi:
If the Federal Govt had kidnapped the Emir of Kano or the Oba of Benin, how do you think those regions will be? I'm against the killings, however, you can't beat a child and expect them not to cry.

Is Nnamdi Kanu the king of Ala Igbo? You mean to tell us that yellow sex maniac is actually King of the East?

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Crime / Re: Woman Shoots Her 2 Kids, Says She Wants Them To Go To Heaven by Caboceer: 12:16am On Oct 02, 2021
ben10th:




Source: https://maggrand.com/phoenix-woman-shoots-her-2-kids-says-she-wants-them-to-go-to-heaven/


Is she unqualified for heaven herself, why didn't she eat the same.gun afterward?

Just goes to show that mad people have plenty sense, they are just pretending
Travel / Re: FG Places 3,964 Nigerians On Watch List, Suspends Passports by Caboceer: 3:50pm On Sep 27, 2021
Davash222:

With this statistics, after the 2019 Elections, many Nigerians moved out of the country...knowing Buhari's 2nd tenure will be disastrous.

You're not using your brain properly
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Taken To Hospital With A Suspected Broken Eye Socket by Caboceer: 8:27am On Sep 26, 2021
In all he does, he should stay away from Buhari and the cursed APC government

Because if he goes to prostrate for the unmitigated failure again, he is finished o!
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Met A Girl You Know In A Brothel? by Caboceer: 2:07pm On Sep 25, 2021
Ashjane:
I've friends that goes that way,and I still have a particular friends that are home but are still into prostitution.
Well some years ago I wanted to but I tried my best never to bc that's like a spirit especially if you start mixing up with thoes kinda friends that are into stuffs like that,when I went to a birthday party at Ibiza I was surprised how some men came to me telling me what's my price and I was like I don't understand you ...then one came up and said I should call out my account balance which I did he sent 30k to me telling me he can't wait to Bleep me for hour's that ever since I came in he can't control his third leg in-between ..like wtf
I was like no I'm not that kinda gal ok he said I should come we need to speak outside ...I did I ended up giving him Mouth Gig yuck tho that was then and it was bc I needed the money I had no choice..he collected my number next day he called and said he can't sleep that since last night he just want to taste my honey pot and I was like Dem why again ...we decided to hangout and yeah he sent 20k extra telling me that he will always sort my bills if I will agree to banmg him ...and one spirit entered and I tested him saying if you want this legs to open wide open for you...you really have to pay the price !! He said he's ready to do anything and I told him 50k a night he said wow that he can't waiteta get started...I was like geez ...he sent 50k and I had no choice than to let him slide in I can't tell how enjoyable it was to him but after that this man invited me to his house down in festac which I went and he's married to a very big business woman and she travels alot ... he's also a big business man and in not shy to say I'm his side chick
I'm sorry I have no other option than to just let him banng me and get my money but I think I'm already catching feelings �� I'm meeting him tonight and trust me I will be 50k richer before the end of today ...next is him getting me an iPhone 13
He's an angel �

He's bangjng you raw, right?
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Caboceer: 12:49pm On Sep 25, 2021
Felicity001:


If na me carry that major I would have told him to his ugly face, sir with all due respect, u r a fool.

Can you imagine the nonsense! So thats to say he is happy for the lekki toll gate shootings. Nigeria Army! Useless and heartless people. Disguise in uniform to kill innocent citizens. How does his suggestions solve the looting, embezzlement in government?
How does his suggestions stop the politicizing of banditry, kidnapping and BH in tbe North? Do you have an Idea how many army generals are feeding fat with this BH going on in the entire north?
Go to the ND army personals are the main culprit to boncree and vandalism. Even drugs and weapons they're the once championing all these things and he dears talk of shooting down a radio station, the only voice the people have left. Can you imagine that!

Who is an army to talk in the affairs of a civilian, what's his business with civilian matters... He should go and face BH and leave hoodlums to the police. Where was he when police brutality was ongoing? Does have an idea of the numbers of innocent people that have died to police brutality? That stupid major or what ever he's should shoot up and go hug a transformer. In fact God will punish him for that nonsense mentality.

Rubbish.

You go chop slap so tey your face go swell upgrin

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Politics / Re: You Are Champion Of The Masses, El-Rufai Eulogizes Osinbajo by Caboceer: 7:51am On Sep 24, 2021
TheRareGem1:

https://dailynigerian.com/you-champion-masses-rufai/

Two mad dwarves sucking each other off in public

Hope they deposit their seed all over your face when they eventually climax, since your adoration of Osibandit is obviously a sexual thing...
Agriculture / Re: Enugu Man Celebrates Biggest Yam Harvest (Photo) by Caboceer: 10:47am On Sep 22, 2021
Godons1:


There are so many things you don't know about the North.

stfu Benue is not north
Romance / Re: Man Collects Food He Bought For Ladies That Refused To Go Home With Him: Video by Caboceer: 10:17pm On Sep 20, 2021
Iyaebe:
Redpillers I hail una,they can kill for a sachet of salt if you refused to open gate,dem go even collect all the tfare they spent in paying you visits

Bring that gate down from the hinges

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Politics / Re: Policeman Shot Dead At Checkpoint In Onitsha, Patrol Van Burnt (Disturbing Pix) by Caboceer: 5:26pm On Sep 19, 2021
No Rest in Hell

Na wetin you sabi chop, na him kill you

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Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode: God Told Me To Join APC by Caboceer: 7:36pm On Sep 16, 2021
A crackhead is the most unreliable creature in the world, he can never be trusted/loyal

That's the first law of the streets.
Politics / Re: "If You Do This For 7 Days And Fail To Defeat Terrorism, Report Me To Efcc by Caboceer: 11:59pm On Sep 15, 2021
Go and sing it to Boko Haram machete let's see if your head remains intact after the ong
Politics / Re: Son: My Father Spoilt The Nigeria Army Mavic Air 2 Drone; Was Asked To Pay 750k by Caboceer: 2:48am On Sep 15, 2021
How okada wan take jam dronecheesy

If the drone was airborne.then it's the fault of the operator...either way the biker is blameless unless he trespassed into military territory

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Politics / Re: Maigari Dingyadi: Ex-EFCC Chair Magu Still On FG Payroll As Police Officer by Caboceer: 1:44am On Sep 15, 2021
This is sensational only because journalists know that the average Nigerian reads without thinking.

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Politics / Re: It may be time to Remove The Fuel Subsidy in other To save the Naira. by Caboceer: 2:03am On Sep 14, 2021
Newboss:


Oga, everybody depends on fuel. It's not hard to see that the effect of your talk will be landmark/groundbreaking inflation. Don't create a monster to kill a lion.

He's a fool

Nigeria is filled with idiots like him
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Shares Video Of Pantami Crying During One Of His Sermons by Caboceer: 10:49pm On Sep 13, 2021
He is weeping because he was promised eternal alcohol and sex

A real fanatic lunatic
Politics / Re: It may be time to Remove The Fuel Subsidy in other To save the Naira. by Caboceer: 10:36pm On Sep 13, 2021
Esseite:
Nigeria is in between a double edged sword and with the way the exchange rate is spiraling out of control, it calls for immediate action to curb it.

It has gotten to a stage that we are already suffering inflation much more than one should suffer with the removal of fuel subsidy.

Yes the exchange rate might only affect foreign and imported goods, but the domino effect cuts across the local sales whom inflate prices because they would want to stay afloat on purchase of imported goods aswell..

I think it's time to remove subsidy to free up the US dollar being pumped to subsidize that while pushing it into the market to stop the cartels and cabals championing the BDC whom inflate rates as they wish.

E.G - if a toyota truck used to cost 1million, but now cost 3m due to exchange rate, with fuel at N165/litre, I won't mind purchasing at 1m while I buy fuel at N300/litre which would curb smuggling alongside and dollar racketeering.


For the low income earners whom may feel they dont need the car but need the fuel at low price, the low rate of truck would bring in more competition, the availability of the dollar would crash the cost of repair parts which in turn reduces cost of pricing on other expenses that can be substituted for fuel purchase.

Subsidy has nothing to do with falling naira. Look to Emefiele's PTA policy instead

What a dog...I never imagined someone could be this stupid
Culture / Re: Ezeuzu Awka Officially Opens His New Palace (Photos) by Caboceer: 1:21pm On Sep 11, 2021
post=105708170:

Salt and holy water to sanctify the new Palace

Yeah, later we will hear stashes of drug were found inside the palace

Eze Nzuzu

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Crime / Re: Headless Body Of A Lady In A Suitcase In Benin Dumped On Road (Graphic Photos) by Caboceer: 6:00am On Sep 11, 2021
Mo fe lowo bi Adenuga
Crime / Re: His Ghost Giving Me Sleepless Nights – Woman Who Butchered Husband by Caboceer: 5:57am On Sep 11, 2021
What a lightweight
Crime / Re: Nigerian Big Girls Fight On The Street Of Benghazi, Libya by Caboceer: 5:52am On Sep 11, 2021
Emmac433:
Two popular Nigerian big girls have been caught on camera fighting on the street of Benghazi, Libya.

In the video posted by one Rashidat Bint Abdallah on a 'Nigerians in Benghazi' Facebook group on Friday, other women speaking Yoruba are seen separating the ones fighting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOaPL20cLyA

Big girlz bawo

all these ones na olocho wey dey hustle for Libya on their way to Italy

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo: Call For Secession, Fastest Way To Extinction by Caboceer: 5:32am On Sep 10, 2021
okefranci:
By Omeiza Ajayi – Abuja
https://www-vanguardngr-com.cdn.ampproject.org/wp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2021/09/call-for-secession-fastest-way-to-extinction-%E2%80%95-osinbajo/amp/?usqp=mq331AQKKAFQArABIIACAw%3D%3D

This man's mouth is so full of national cake, every statement that comes out of him is gibberish.
Politics / Re: Igbo Man. Our Parents Though Us How To Hate, Not How To Love. Twitter Video. by Caboceer: 5:22am On Sep 10, 2021
This is the hard truth about ibos

They despise members of every other tribe in this country and only think of how to exploit them.

The Fulani too, have a similar mindset, but they only became exploitative at the grassroots recently. The Fula elite have always been rapacious and predatory though.

Sufferingboy:
Come to Nsukka and see them.Hatred is part their life.

I will continue to warn my Ika and Ndokwa people to be careful of Igbos.

Igbos are just another version of fulanis.

Funny I didn't see/read your submission till I'd typed mine up there.

What the Fulani eventually did with Nigeria was exactly what the Ibos had been trying to do in the early sixties, but they got their fingers burnt in the process.
Politics / Re: Senator Ademola Adeleke Arrived Osogbo From Us(pics) by Caboceer: 5:32am On Sep 09, 2021
So this halfwit is going to be governor, simply because he was Serubawon's kid brother
Culture / Re: My Debtor Denials Owing Me by Caboceer: 5:21am On Sep 09, 2021
IjapaTiroko:

I know many

If you wish to consult them, it depends on the state you are and your beliefs.

I'm in Lagos for example, and if I were in your shoes, I'll visit a Babalawo to consult if I should ask any of the gods to deal with the man, or ask what I should do to get my percentage.
It's only after a consultation that I will act.

If you wish to go with this route:
1. Visit a priest to consult what you should do to get your % back
2. Do what your consultation recommends

The reason for consultation before action is because you may not know what kind of spiritual fortification the thief may have.

PS:
1. Never disclose the amount to the priest
2. Never appear rich, wealthy or very comfortable

Hope you're comfortable with my explanation?

sensemangrin

make babalawo no come convert you to his own maga/paymaster

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Crime / Re: Teenage Girl Found Dead With Hands Chopped Off (Graphics Photos) by Caboceer: 4:41am On Sep 09, 2021
Yahoo boys, obviously...hands of a virgin

If person see where dem dey flex Benz and Loud now e go be like say the world wan end. Dem go even get police escort sef.

Make no mistake about it yahoo money is blood money
Politics / Re: VAT Verdict: States Begin Consultation As Court Quashes FIRS Application by Caboceer: 12:16pm On Sep 07, 2021
The stupod British created this nonsense
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh In Thanksgiving Mood After Break-Up With Prince Kpokpogri (Pix) by Caboceer: 4:47pm On Sep 05, 2021
chatinent:
I have a feeling Tonto would be a nice lady falling into the wrong hands.

Someone who is a druggie...addicted to marijuana

She is the problem
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh In Thanksgiving Mood After Break-Up With Prince Kpokpogri (Pix) by Caboceer: 4:44pm On Sep 05, 2021
TimeSpaceWizard:
Hahahahahaha

I feel she is trying to act happy as always. Who is the next guy to enjoy this girl?

So far you hold correct bar you go bang am...that one no require speculation/story

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